Chris Morris - Bishop Slips

[flaxonx3]

I heard and recorded this when it was first broadcast so it can't have been banned.

[szqsk8]

This sux!

[joebstarsurfer]

yes yes yes lol.Off with there heads.

[Applemask]

Give them AIDS, lord of landmines

[artysmokes]

I'm kind of surprised that Banister ordered that this cut-up be pulled. I mean, it's not all that offensive, is it? It was ridiculous back in 1997 that you couldn't criticise Diana because of the mass hysteria.

[syndawg89]

Someone should auto-tune this!

[ChevalierAguila]

So easy to troll those brits.

[Doca]

@ChevalierAguila

Chris Morris is british you cum muffin.

[MrAntihollywood]

@Doca "Cum Muffin"...... HAHAHAHAHA! That's ace.

[andyf2280]

the greatest of these is....tortoise

[HitEmLeland]

I never quite understood why there was such hysteria surrounding Dianas death. I was quite young at the time and remember being forced to feel sorrow for the loss. Even then i realised how full of shit the situation was and really couldnt give a fuck about her death. Do the royals encourage a nation to mourn every time someone dies...of course not, then why should the sentiment be returned.

[WatTyler13]

"Lord of landmines, hear our prayer"

[godyah]

The British public's reaction to Diana's death was by-and-large completely nauseating; the entire country descending into a tear-stained wank-rally. Reaction to Jade Goody's later corpsification (amazingly) provoked almost the same response.

The "Christ's Cock and Balls" thing makes Morris sound like some kind of modern day de Sade. It's a pity he went on to make the utter crap that was "Nathan Barley".

[garethlethem]

Nathan Barley was hardly "utter crap", I think it's only flaw was actually making Nathan Barley as much of a main character as Dan Ashcroft, as having an unlikeable character leading isn't great.

[beastatlay]

The day they buried that silly bitch was the worst this country has ever seen. No football, all the shops closed, and nothing on TV but a fucking funeral.

[w1n6ed83a5t]

@beastatlay --AMEN, brother........... cant mourn someone ya didn't know, 99% of the sad wanks turning out to write in a memorial book probably didn't even know her surname.

[MaxSafeheaD]

@w1n6ed83a5t

They where so upset, they couldn't imagine daily mail life without her.

[brenan6]

HOLY SHIT! thats soul coughing in the background! chris morris likes soul coughing? it looks like he edited so the words are gone, so he can talk over the music.

[toynoise]

@brenan6 Soul Coughing remix by someone on Warp, I'd guess.

[bloodeaglesapedo]

Now people feel the need to throw flowers at any car which drives past slowly: It's really fucked with my kerb-crawling.

[mulatita2708]

je serais la cet anne...je suis argentinian...le video est parfait!

[artwel123]

I remember that day well, I was up early and heard it on the news as it happened, I was gutted, and then I went to Alton Towers YAY! good times...

[CircleofShit]

I really didnt give a fuck when Princess Diana died.....all those sad cunts in the streets crying when her coffin went pass...fucking pathetic.

[hypernation2007]

LOL cunts.

[CircleofShit]

LOL

[hypernation2007]

We give thanks to God for those maimed by the evil of Mother Theresa...

Whose Death We Treasure. BWAHAHAHHAHAA

[CircleofShit]

Classic shit. Morris is a legend.

[TehBuhmDiggeee]

We pray for those most closely affected by her death; among them, Trevor the Sheep.

[LittleHengler]

When she died my swimming lessons were cancelled. If i drown now it's her fault

[christalbum]

funny and sad cos it's true

[pathammond]

Heh i remember when they cut this...fuckers...

[Applemask]

This is SO well edited.

[daManDRAK]

' as they discharge their members, into the ... Rheeche Jones! ' ,, lool

[OldSmellyCrotch]

...discharge their members into Trevor Rees Jones.

[daManDRAK]

Thanx!

[PropJam]

hahaha daManDRAK go and sit in the corner and face the wall, u r a bad person...

[IanM1984]

'we give thanks for the death of the Queen, whose death may serve the common good'

[confirmdeath]

Give them AIDS

[Taramriel]

That's what I call an HONEST priest!

[madcapoperator]

But the greatest of these is tortoise! XD

[DanTheWarder]

had me in tears

[hunterthompson123]

I LOVE the music...the way it starts...

[23Memes]

Screenwriter's Blues by Soul Coughing: v=wpZD8DVTXPU&feature=related

[hunterthompson123]

Thanks so much for that!

=)

[petemakky]

Damn, Chris Morris is dark.

[ukulazy]

Lord of land mines, hear our prayer.

[edmundziegejunge]

He's just a ferret of massively pruned propertions! A ferrot! A FERROT!

[rudster]

im high on hadji jakes pretentious cheese wog

[GPJ420]

Try Cake, it's the biz

[rudster]

its a made up drug

[GPJ420]

:) and metabollically bi-sterbile

[rudster]

haha

[GPJ420]

the bit about the girl puking up her pelvis bone still makes me laugh! "It's a fuckin' disgrace"

[rudster]

can we miss out the part about the slow crushing of the skull

[GPJ420]

Haha!

[OldSmellyCrotch]

Ahh! You must be talkin' about the Thwacksum Charlie aka Russel Dust aka Joss Ackland's Spunky Back-Pak aka Basildon Donuts

[GPJ420]

Yes. I use Argue Barmies and I'm not afraid to admit it sir. :)

[OldSmellyCrotch]

...and neither should you, sir.

SQUINT OFF!!! -_-

Winner gets an ounce of Clarky Cat!

[GPJ420]

-_-. Better that sir. If you can... :)

[OldSmellyCrotch]

..oh yeah? Think ya got small eyes do eh, ooooo feel the squint! '_'

[GPJ420]

Commendable, like piss-holes in the snow. |-) - the una-squint if you will.

[OUTLANDEMPIRE]

Oi, Clarky Cat's illegal and very hard to come by!

[OldSmellyCrotch]

All depends on whether you know the "Boz Boz" or not ;)Can't very well spend the weekend with my arms feeling like a dentist arm-chair can I now?

[StonerKid655321]

or feeling like a fortnight in a bad bloon.

[pathammond]

Don't wanna end up on a quack candle...

[karledge26]

I laughed so much my shatner's Bassoon hurts.

[poiuytrewq4321111123]

Anyone who doesn't find this funny needs to be left parapleged and quadraspazzed on a life glug.

[SendInTheChickens]

Fuck I love this man. He makes me laugh that giddy kind of sick feeling laugh you could only do when you were a child and something was so funny that it seemed to push you out of reality a little bit, and then the laugh stops and instead you start gurgling and spluttering - and it feels like you're orgasming in your throat.

[quicklung]

THE LORD OF LANDMINES!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Well Funny!

Nice one Chris Morris!

[kyklopian]

LULZ! Epic win!

[Christian45000]

top quality stuff, we need more of this not more talentless x factor wanks with a 2 minute shelf life and even less talent.

[CrixMakin]

Absolute brilliance. Beeb totally unable to take a joke and too afraid to broadcast 'offensive' material. Know what's really offensive? Prime-time television.

[konzi]

chrisssss!

[deliasfinest]

lord of landmines hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

[CreepyTom]

Hah! Screenwriter's Blues by Soul Coughing on the soundtrack, there. This is class.

[DOO1]

give them aids lol

[OldSmellyCrotch]

I think this was the one that got him fired, some people have no sense of humour.

Check out Chris's award winning "short" called "Bushwhacked".

[psyk149]

He never got fired for it as there was two further series of Blue Jam. A Radio 1 technician cut the broadcast halfway through.

[JamesTheGoat]

man, this is the first thing on youtube thats actually made me laugh.

awsome.

[crazylegendarydude86]

Laughing but feel slightly guilty.

[ibox1]

I heard that when Lord Chris first broadcast on the radio, he recorded most of the content at home and arrived at the studio minutes before broadcast so that no one had a chance to censor the show.

This though, was pulled halfway through broadcast by a nervous sound engineer.

[acetremendous]

Yes yes yes.

Chris Morris FOREVER.

[deathinpublicfucker]

Love the fact the BBC sound enginner was shitting himself over this :)

[crapidious]

In the eighteenth century, we were blessed with Jonathon Swift. Today we have Chris Morris. Swift would approve (but woudln`t admit to it)

[cfwpodcast]

This was a segment from Moriss' classic radio show Blue Jam. This segment was faded out during transmission by a nervous BBC engineer who feared it had been over-looked by the censors.

[DOO1]

hehe

[bodnotbod]

A beautiful, beautiful thing.

[TeaBitch89]

chris morris is win!!!!!

[Sparks127]

Got it, its running now...:-)

[Sparks127]

Can't get this to load :-( Can you post it again mate, big CM fan and don't remember this...

[amajetich]

Love.

[indieabby88]

Chris Morris must have balls of steel. Wow wow wow.

[mynamesdan]

"lord of landmines- hear our prayers"

[boozeabuseamuse]

A religious figure speaking the truth. Lest anyone think this is purely comic, bear in mind that mother teresa aided & abetted poverty & forced dying vulnerable people to convert to catholicism on their death beds by intimidation. The truth is, Morris' work is highly moral & his targets are despicable, dishonest criminals diseminating lies.

[sandinista5]

Absolutely - the mass outbreak of hysteria that followed Diana's death and that has never fully died away made me deeply ashamed to be British. The funeral itself was particularly grotesque.

[northlondonmusketeer]

genius

[Kainlarsen]

Seconded. I don't recall giving 2 shits about it, and yet, everywhere, you'd think it was fucking Superman who had died.

[limeybadtooth]

this actually appears to be a mock funeral for the queen not di, still funny though.

[chrish12345]

great gag ta bruv

[dekionplexis]

What's the music in this? If anyone knows, please PM me.

[limeybadtooth]

the music is probably by chris morris,he does the soundtrack for most of his stuff,like jam,but that was shit!

[pfauinparis]

The music is from Screenwriter's Blues by Soul Coughing. Great band, great song.

[dekionplexis]

Oh cool, thanks.

[RedMagpie]

Hey listen buddy, if they want to drive themselves crazy with stupid rumors its their right to do so!

TELL THE PEOPLE!

[natwhitfield]

God bless princess Diana. I would of loved to empty my nuts on her chest!

[bodnotbod]

Are you a squirrel?

[searchformulder]

holy shit! XD

[harryshand]

Very childish but very funny!

[tomsega]

"Lord we thank you for the precious gift of the sick, the maimed, and all whose lives are damaged, and for all the strength we draw from those who are weak, poor, and powerless in this country, and throughout the world"!!

"Give them aids"

Muhahahahaaaa.

I love the anti-religious sentiment.

[RedMagpie]

god, Chris Morris is an unsung hero

[jimmy11981]

Unsung? I thought everyone thinks of him as the best comedian of recent times?

[RedMagpie]

well until he has a sainthood i'm not happy

[Eagletaker]

Saint HAHAHAHAHHAH she had more cock than i've had hot dinners

[RedMagpie]

And how many hot dinners have you had?

[Eagletaker]

14 so shes at least 37 ahead of me. Besides to be canonized you have to perform at least 2 miricles i've got 1 (george bush's re-elction and i'm not proud of that)

[RedMagpie]

Nice reply, most people just get angry band stupid when asked to explain their use of cliches

[Eagletaker]

well iam only angry about that miscount i was payed to do. Now there is a LOT ofblood on my hands

[RedMagpie]

off subject, but okay

[Eagletaker]

oh yeah its about diana my theory: the driver was pissed going to fast lost control. The rest? History.

[RedMagpie]

Don't say that! You'll upset the conspiracy theorists

[Eagletaker]

Well they can be upset. next they'll be saying that that roswell was a UFO! that the moon landing was fake! and promanent people in goverment are shape shifting lizards!

[carlsporter]

FYI: The song in the background is sampled from "Screenwriter's Blues" by Soul Coughing.

[slackdave]

the man's maaaaaaad, isn't he? I wouldn't dare to materialise hardly any of his ideas

[psyk149]

It is from Blue Jam (the radio show that spawned Jam). The audio in this clip was played on the last episode of the first series on Radio 1. The BBC didn't like it and cut the broadcast. HA HA HA.

[Chinaboatman]

where is this from? It's in the Jam style but i don't remember it.

[Chumpsky]

Haha. Beautiful.