You're Tearing Me Apart, Lisa!

[GeninX3m2]

is this one of those SCARY MOVIE sequels?

[nyg1781]

it's the Egg McMuffin of bad movie performances.

[BryanWithNoB]

Even the video itself feels the fear of his voice, look at it squirm!

[MsVeggieHead]

"Lezz go eat, HAAAAAH?"

OH HAI MARK

OH HAI LISA

HAI DOGGIE

[KingStatham]

YOU ARE LION, EYE NEVAH HID YOU!!

[nasnek]

@KingStatham lolz YOOR RUH TERRIN MEHAPPART LEE-SUH

[thequantumcollapse]

Rebel without a cause ... or any acting skills, for that matter

[nanoday1]

0:02 poke

[sonicjrjr14]

How the fuck did this not win every razzie award available?!

[Adammusicny]

I wish i knew someone named LISA ...id say this shit everyday to her

[GatsuKS]

And Lisa answers: " I am naaaat."

[tipttt]

Is it just me or is this line actually pretty well delivered?

[Allistar123]

@tipttt i guess compared to the other lines in this movie you can say that lol

[Urto123]

She makes a kissie face at the end :3

[GreenBlueClouds]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA! :o

[DoubleTalkingJive]

Thank fuck Dean had the good fortune to die in 1955 so he wouldn't live to see this.

[wannalatte]

YOUR LION I NEARLY HITCHU. YOUR TARING ME A POT LISAW

[jimmyvon789]

You're tearing me apart, rebel without a cause!

[eurodude101]

Press 6 twice for the road runner sound

[jsniff2112]

Press 2 then 3 then 8 , "I hit you lisa"

[IAmMrCapo]

@jsniff2112 Not gunna lie, I did that about 10-20 times in a row. And if I didn't have to be somewhere right now, I'd probably keep going. :\

[TehSkullKid]

You are lion, I never really hichu!

[Zuyuri]

And Lisa gave absolutely no fucks and gave him a bitch stare.

[MsM4carbine]

Lol keep replaying 

[rainbowoctopus420]

I want to date a girl named Lisa, just so we can break up/fight and I can say, "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!!"

[LauraaJahnee]

press 4 itch you itch you

[psycho826]

@LauraaJahnee bless you

[kodatastical]

What a story mom!

[vdjklhjdosfrigierugh]

PRESS 6 REPEATEDLY FOR ROADRUNNER!

[BennettChainmail]

@vdjklhjdosfrigierugh Brilliant!

[vdjklhjdosfrigierugh]

She's gonna tear him apart, and then she's going to tear me apart!

OH My GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD!!?ele­ventyone

[redrumxyz]

Thumbs up for girls named Lisa and constantly having to hear this! :D

[JunKazamaFan]

Also, Mark is "tearing Lisa apart" behind your back. Funny story, huh?

[Yurick26]

148 people were torn apart by Lisa.

[Doommaster1994]

She's tearing him apart...and then she's gonna tear apart me...

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­D!

[flaurosan]

@Doommaster1994 your so original

[jestemplGraczem]

One of the greatest scenes forever!

[imortal22]

Is this man incapable of making eye contact with anyone, or is he blind with the powers of the dare devil, what the hell is going wrong with this guy!?

[ElderScrollsObbsed]

@imortal22 Meth dealer who wanted to make a movie

[KoRnescence93]

Press 4. Guzuntheit :D

[palientologist]

0:03 his thumb goes for more boob

[Drakonus42]

press 6 repeatedely for meep meep

[dakingbarren]

I ranked this film 1st on my list of my favourite movies of all time.

[jackolas2007]

Tap 3: Johnny sneezes

Tap 8: Nazi Johnny

[MatuSSisko]

mfw when I see 9gag post from ppl who think 9gag is the birthplace of every rageface...

[appleloveTK]

lol, I'm going to watch this movie today.. lets see how it is

[7poppasmurf7]

BUUUUUUUURMBMMBMMWAHWAHWAWAWAA­HWAAHHWAWABUUUUUUUUUUUUUURMBMM­BMMWAHWAHWWAAWAAAHHBUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUURM DON'T TOUCH ME MOTHER FUCKER!

[LewDaYoung]

she's tearing him apart... and then she's gonna do the same to me... OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[KizuxTheo]

What a story mark.

[KleWdSide]

James Dean is rolling in his grave. 

[sockpuppetmartinez]

UR LION I NEVER HID JEWS!!!111!!!

[SonicXmario50]

lmao! XD DAT DRAMA!

[PhantomBolt]

Stupid Lisa!

[codafett]

Yeah Simpson's has been getting emotional lately.

[TheBOOTYSWEAT107]

YOUR TEARING ME APART LISA!!! anyways hows your sex life?

[Ffwdathird]

"How am I not in this movie?!"-Nicholas Cage

[madhat1979]

*strap-on idea from Lisa isn't working out for Johnny*

[xDAZZE]

Hit 5 with 2 seconds interval.

[MentalCarnival]

they should have cast nicolas cage as the main guy

[tvpnbb]

SHE'S TEARING HIM APART

AND THEN SHE'S GONNA TEAR APART ME

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[Kousaburo]

Then maybe Lisa shouldn't be living HEEERRREEE!

[jdizzle2295]

He had the word accenting in this movie

[nickjujitsu]

Oh no, she's tearing him apart....and now she's gonna tear me

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD

[teamstarpug]

Press 7 twice for road runner, press 10 for boobs.

[CurseCreep]

you're lion i neva heetchu YURA TEARING ME APART LISA!

[aristarhos2]

THAT'S HOW I TALK WHEN I'M DRUNK.

[Betaops252]

YOU ARE A LION!!! I NEARLY HIT YOU! YOU ARE TEARING MY APARTMENT LEASE UHH

[luxuryxkill]

Never go full retard.

[MrNickWright]

The interlacing is tearing him apart, YouTube!

[agirlyoumayknow]

and lisa's just like "what" in the end

[agirlyoumayknow]

press 4, bless you!

[coketom]

we have reached the holy garil of shit acting hear lol funny ever time

[TehSkullKid]

Haha, What a story, Mark.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

Press the video. Press 7 twice.

Roadrunner.

[HarrisonLaine12]

Somewhere, Jake Lloyd and Kevin Costner are watching this, saying, "Where's the Academy Award for this guy?"

[sweetiegrl41]

How did I get here?

[BBoy2020]

"I merely hit you!"

Earlier...

"I DID NAWT HEET HER! I DID NAUGHT!"

[vycka1234]

@BBoy2020 I am sure he didn't say 'merely.'

[BBoy2020]

@vycka1234 What's he saying then?

[vycka1234]

@BBoy2020 He's saying: "You're lying, I never hit you! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

[Smashley2k9]

Press 6 continously for road-runner

[dante224real1]

tim and eric brought this to the world

[danning1]

"The Room" is a porno movie without X-rated sex scenes. Same caliber of acting, writing, camerawork, etc.

[NINJAxxPH0X]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!?

Her face at the end: o3o

[thegamer549]

press 3. but be glad to say bless you

[Smashley2k9]

If you press 5 then 3 continously he sneezes.

[pinhead25]

Press 2, then 3 and finally 8 = He admits his guilt!

[MontrealCharlie]

She bought you a pizza you asshole.

[Pokechao]

CAPCOM  JUST GIVE US A WHOLE GAME INSTEAD OF GIVING US A INCOMPLETE BETA THEN THE FULL

YOUR TEARING ME APART CAPCOM

[jibzzzz]

YOU'RE MAKING ME FART LISA!

[Iceburner96]

You're a lion, I nearly hit you. YOU'RE A TEAR IN MY APARTMENT LISA!!!

[kara366]

@Iceburner96 Lmao, you're awesome.

[immarocker]

@Iceburner96 thats exactly what it sounds like too

[Zeightix]

She is tearing him apart...

OH GOD OH MAN

OH GOD OH MAN

OH GOD OH MAN

[facePuncher5]

@Zeightix She's tearing him apart... and then she's going to tear me apart!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

[FalcisUltima9]

@Zeightix She is tearing him apart and she is going to tear me apart too

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOD

[AnthonyGeneUnit]

@FalcisUltima9 Trollololol



[KyleClyne]

He was going to tear me apart, then he took an arrow to the knee.

[yourgay249]

You are tearing me apart; CONGRESS!

[FlinckShinesOn]

I take it that he's supposed to act like he's doing a movie?

[DoucheFagX]

I bet Tommy Wisceueuearhuas was a fan of Rebel without a Cause

[Secundas]

@DoucheFagX He said James Dean was one of his favorite actors. It has to be where he got the idea for the "tearing me apart" line. Anyway, how is your sex life?

[DoucheFagX]

@Secundas oh ok I see, very interesting...wanna play some catch?

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

@DoucheFagX Haha what a funny story DoucheFagX

[DoucheFagX]

@LOKBLUDOM3N Oh hi LOKBLUDOM3N!

[wolfchimneyrock]

Lisa = Interlacing Jitter

[MrWalto69]

@SuperMarkerComicBro If you keep your girl satisfied she wouldn't come to me !

[YouthEnergy]

I used to tear him apart Lisa aswell, but then I made a completely unrelated joke.

[Mrguy891]

YOWER LUYEENG I NEVAH HEECHOOO

[shadeslay406]

You are TEARING ME APART, Corn Pops!

[Chibbiekid]

You Are a Lion, Ah Neber Hichu

You Are Taringee Abart, Lisa!

[ImACreeperSSSSSS]

YOU ARE LYING I NEVER HIT YOU

[locallistener]

Guys I'll be right back. I'm gonna go hang out with Michelle. To make out with her.

[fofosky99]

55555555

[MrWalto69]

Your lying

I never hit you

Your just a chicken

Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep CHEEEP !

[firebiotch]

You were tearing me apart Lisa! But Then I took a Arrow to The Knee!!!

[poorcolossus]

@firebiotch STOP THIS SHIT. IT IS NOT FUNNY. YOU ARE BEATING A DEAD HORSE.

[tlucentefl]

@poorcolossus I used to beat dead horses likes him....then I took an arrow to the knee.

[firebiotch]

@poorcolossus I used to try and stop this shit... but then i took an arrow to the knee

[Mrguy891]

@firebiotch You were just begging for a reply when you said that....well done.

[vtc31]

"You're a lion" - Pokerface

"I never hitchoo" - Pokerface

"YOUR TEARING ME APART LISA" - Constipation.

[kevoishere1]

Best Worst movie of all time hands down!

[R3troguy]

@kevoishere1 The best movie of all time hands down.

[Fredcheesburger]

You're a lion. I nearly hit you.

[Darrisbob1]

"You are a lion, I nearly hit you!"

[RHCPfan458]

I would like to thank Wikipedia and its page "List of films considered the worst" for introducing me to the cinematic masterpiece that is The Room and subsequently this heart-wrenchingly acted scene.

[aptspire]

I used to be torn apart by Lisa like you, but then I took an arrow in the sex life

[SimplerThoughts]

Press 6 twice for the roadrunner. "Meep meep"

[Moggray87]

@SimplerThoughts too slow :P

[raspberrymuffin]

@SimplerThoughts

True.

[Moggray87]

Pressing 2 gives you "Hi, I nearly hit you"

[GreatAndWorthy]

Press 1 repeatedly and it looks like he's riding cowgirl styley!

[blade4life211]

press 3 for the worse sneeze ever.

[ambskater97]

(double facepalm) Oh, my God...

[DubSapien]

Press 1 for a T-bag

[guitarvirtuoso14762]

press 4 and 5 for, you are me

[merritt2014]

I'M ACTING LISA!

[BLTwithCHEESE]

Press 3 over and over...

...Bless You! :3

[ErenorDotCom]

GIVE THAT MAN AN OSCAR, NOW!

[Gam3rzulu]

IM ACTING!!!!

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

She is tearing him apart...

And then she's gonna tear me apat...

OH, MY GAAAWW...

[MrXclio]

00:06 wiseu car alarm, or road runner.

[Stranglehold432]

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!!! Anyway, how's your sex life?

[JakeJonRoberts]

Press 4 for sneezing

[eugene450]

u ah lion i nevah hitchu,

U ah tehreing me ahpaht Lisa!

[420goonie]

i think i saw this movie on cartoon network one night. is this movie like, infamous for terrible acting?

[charmy97]

@420goonie yes 

[ElongatedVowels]

@420goonie They showed The Room on Cartoon Network?

[420goonie]

@ElongatedVowels yeah but it was night time, might have been adult swim

[R0cketmanBeats]

@ElongatedVowels Yea, they showed it on adult swim as an April Fools day prank

[Buttcrack2012]

*hit

[Buttcrack2012]

I did not hot her, I did not, that's bullshit!?! My friend actually met this psychopath :|

[Koopastomper]

press 3, God bless you

[anuca2]

YOU ARE LION, I NEARLY HIT YOU

[GeneralMcNuggs]

@anuca2 Haha U R TELLING ME A PART LISA!

[GanondorfFake3]

Press 8...bizarre? Pizza? Who knows.

[mindarinas]

Lisa have teared him apart, and now she's gonna tear me apart! OH MY GOOOOD

[CalVersion1]

@Ryan124816 Line effects? The acting here is so bad that Wiseau is actually distorting the film it was recorded on. The movie's trying to kill itself.

[SolidMike]

pressing 7 twice = fun

think i'll do it 200 times now

[prelynmax]

press 5 for his epic line.

[TechMase]

press 3 ... bless you



[NickSamberg]

You're tearing me apart, congress!

[zukodude487987]

Press 4 for Tommy Wiseau sneezing.

[MagicaSoul]

To all Twilight haters....watch this.

[LupineSpacePirate]

You are lying, I nealy hit you. YOU ARE TEARING ME A POT LISA.

[buzafazoo]

You're breaking my balls, Mario!

[TheEmoticonMaster]

At 0:07 Lisa turns into a duck.

[XxXDragonxXxFirexXxX]

wtf 3-4 is the same thing xD

[F5veSeveN]

Her reaction is so irrelevant to what he said.

[TheIm2BiZ11]

0:00-0:03 What every husband says to their wife

[MrAstropop99]

press shift 5 for sneeze

[micthomson1]

Press 2 then 4 then 8.. it reveals the story soo well

[shawnakoala]

lolol push 5 then push 4 quicly after for a sneeze XD