Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 14 - Recovery Roses

[elizabeth18182004]

i thiught she new years so he austally said new ears lol

[85vanesacarilos5]

lool I`m good looking babe

[lacrosserox45]

@armitx9 new ears

[armitx9]

wait, if he didn't say new years, the what did he say?

[arnolds333]

@armitx9 new ears

[armitx9]

@arnolds333 OHHHHH.....

[karinacareymackarina]

erm I'm a true expert of causing pleasure to people

[anggeilbabe67ist]

so i am from uk

[AznRod]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­

[BigArte92]

just call (310)555-5679 haha

[Viper6454]

This was not even at least bit humorous.. ugh but nice try though.

[JohanaKinayd884]

hrm i am a lonely girl from the uk

[Viper6454]

@JohanaKinayd884 Yeah so what who cares no one seems to.

[shannongirl1221]

thts disgusting @peppin203 and so was tht joke......eeeww..........

[gwennygoo]

Ow. just, ow.

[cris004u]

Awwww!!!! Just... Why?!

[KariLoca19]

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww Lol



[BL4CK1ND1ANv2]

look at the tv in the back its joke 7 or 6

[RENEDU2]

that narrator really sucks..



[ryanball14]

i thaoght he said new years lol

[brooke11001]

oh i the reason i got confused was that the end when that guy said thanks for the new ears, i thought he said new years

[maiarox101]

@brooke11001 ikr 

[FytNyt]

i dont mind mortal kombat, but y r they video responses???

[TiGraffi]

@FytNyt

haha

i was watching mk vids before this too xD

[TheDesertsItalian]

Her pussy lips were so loose, they gave the burn victim new ears. Get it now? Good.

[dickcheese663]

haaaaaaaaaa

[JosephBGillespie]

at 0:32 thumbs up if you saw Eli's funny jokes episode 7

[speshalist1]

WTF IS "SURGARY"? Pls stay in school.....for fucks' sake!

[spoilbratbab7]

this shit corny as fuck



[nICEst12345]

That's not a good one because it has to be explained. It wasn't that funny anyways.......

[EvilMrPopo]

nasty!



[anaicker23]

the last episode was on tv

[playerboy295]

I don't get it...

[InDeed2727]

@playerboy295 Shw went in to get her vagina lips smaller. So they guys get ears from her vagina lips XD

[Maxpow33r]

@InDeed2727 if they don't get it i don't think they are old enough

[leliz69]

OHMYGOD !!!! Ewww after watching qeht the second tiime iGo IT !!!!! >XD EEWWWW THAT"S NASTY !!!!!!

[itstheleoshow]

i really dont ge---- ooohhhh...they're her lips.

[piccachi9498]

She had surgery on her vajayjay and the extra skin were made into ears for that other dude.

[superstandardman]

ohhh he said "new ears"

not "new years"

[50gsunshine]

@superstandardman ahhhh

[pakmanmanc]

thats fuckin funny!!

[xJannixx]

fucking dumbasses

[Pinkywinky4x7]

@Mcyber12 Hahaha :D

[tacoman202]

Still don't get it. how the fuck is that suppose to look like any part of a vagina?

[Pinkywinky4x7]

@Mcyber12 It's a vjj fart, I think..

[Pinkywinky4x7]

@Mcyber12 QUEEF!

[TheClosetStalker]

i dont get it. help me.

[ChromeGhost0219]

@TheClosetStalker the guy got new ears..now where they came from???get it?

[ShadowCatgirlX]

@TheClosetStalker they're vagina ears.

[omegle90]

Holy mother..........*chucks up*

[guitarmanunreal]

..... *Growns and cries*

[0wolfplayer0]

@guitarmanunreal *Groans*

[AshleyAntiKryst]

@ everyone

*DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCH THE VIDEO*

@Peppin203

Her vagina lips were so saggy and worn out that when the doctor finished tightening her up or whatever he used the extra skin the make that third dude some new ears. :|

[Peppin203]

I really did not get that.......Can someone explain???

[caitlin991]

@Peppin203 The old man's "new ears" were the lady's vagina lips. Ew

[dragonbreathstinks]

@Peppin203 The burn patient got the left over pussy flaps for his ears because they were burned off.

[mrangryface98]

@Peppin203 her extra vagina skin was used for ed ears

[50gsunshine]

@Peppin203  IKR?!

[AskJoe1]

@Peppin203 her pussy lips were his new ears....

[ktguitar1]

@Peppin203 they removed skin down below so tighten her up and then they used the skin for the burn units ears good stuff.....

[eviljap74]

@Peppin203 ok since she is getting boob implants they took out her old boobs and sewed them on his ears at the end he said new ears not new years

[nimbalo300]

@eviljap74 she got surgary on her pussy not her boobs so they took skin from her pussy and put it on her ears she shaved her pussy for a reason

[frostshaymin989]

@nimbalo300 i thought he said new years

[Thejason5323]

@nimbalo300 woow ok i get it thax bruh now i can lol

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

@Peppin203

If you don't get it, you shouldn't have it explained.

[Resoses]

@Peppin203 where do you think the new ears came from?? ... there had to be an access amount of.... fleshy substances to sculpted ears out of.

[Compgenius999]

@Peppin203 her excess vag flap skin got removed and the old man got new ears made out of them.

[EnjoiObeyingVolcom]

@Peppin203 from the loose skin on her face that was taken off at the surgery.

[EnjoiObeyingVolcom]

@Peppin203 I mean Vagina 

[BobFiggleHorn1]

@Peppin203 the ears were her vagina lips haha

[yizo247]

@Peppin203 She was going to get plastic surgery but instead, they took off her ears and gave them to a guy that didnt have any (I think) :P

[ECdrummerdude15]

@yizo247 no her vag is loose and flappy so they take that excess skin and use them for ears

[cirusMEDIA]

@ECdrummerdude15 ..yes thats what happened!

[ECdrummerdude15]

@cirusMEDIA yeah i was telling him because he didnt get it

[aBORADcuban]

@Peppin203 they used the lips from her vag to substitute for ears.

[GotGamesFTW]

@Peppin203 Her vag lips were used for ears

[guyoftheshy]

@Peppin203 i'll tell youi get it and i'm 11 shes getting her vagina smaller the skin they took her pussy's skin and put it on a guy with no ears

[ipwndazombie]

@Peppin203 they ripped her pussy lips and put them on that last guy's ears

[ItLagged]

@Peppin203 new ears

[SuperWierdo15]

@Peppin203 her pussy lips were so loose that they cut some of it off and used them as surgical ears

[SuperWierdo15]

@Peppin203i mean saggy

[SenariXarn]

@Peppin203 As women age, their vaginas are aged as well. This leads to excess skin in the area sometimes that can, rarely, hinder intercourse. Women sometimes undergo cosmetic surgery to remove any excess skin around the vagina. As such, excess skin is left over after the procedure. This guy who left the third rose got the extra skin for new ears (even though that's not medically sound in the least bit).

Hooray for making jokes not funny by over-analyzing them.

[Toadsabitch1134]

@Peppin203 NOTE: NOT LOOKING FOR RESPONSES CUZ ITS REALLY LATE SO IF THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN EXPLAINED, FORGET I SAID ANYTHING! the part that the doctor cut out of her vaj became the mans ears....yea

[98tjc]

@Peppin203 the excess skin from her vag is his new cartilage for ears

[funkyinthebut]

@Peppin203 her tight new hatch and she had 3 kids those arent suposed to be tight if u got 3 kids

[ilikechickenkaka123]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWW

[sarahxjeanie]

OH MY GO?D!

[someone2121996]

if u haven't seen a vagina u won't understand that joke...

[godallmighty24]

Cuz the doctor cut off her foreskin and put it on that guys ears duhh fucking retards

[Memgon]

that was so wrong lol yeat still funey as fuck......i dont see how theas guys dont get the joke.

[paramorevampire1996]

what do sperm and polticals have in common ?

about 1 in every 10000 has a chance of becomeing a human

[whatthedeuce1000]

i dont get it

[ThinkingOfStars]

@whatthedeuce1000 the ears are the vagina

[charlottenalex327]

tht was GROSS!

[18inAge]

why did she shave if she is getting plastic surgery

[hio1320]

@18inAge do you want hariy ears?

[IsaacClarke1000]

*letter tied to rose* thx fo da new ears

[omeryt2]

EEEWWWWWWW......

THTS SOOOOOOOO GROSSS!!!!!!!!!!

keep up the good work...:)

[DannyIshCutee]

Haha((x

[gmjams1]

0.o I felt dirty just laughing about this LMAO

[GothicxGirlxKatie]

thats so grossssss xD

[Sc2December]

VAGINA FLAPS

[DannyIshCutee]

@Sc2December Lmfao !

[MISANTHROPY647]

That sucks...

[wadek3]

i dont get it

[bitterbum1]

@wadek3 They used the excess skin from her cock cave and used it for a burn victim's ears...

[raggingbull96]

@wadek3 she got her old vagina folds cut off and had new ones that's how it works

[marcus13800]

so thats how family guy got the idea of ear sex...

[danetpie]

ok what was left was giver as ears to the burned guy fiew took me time to understand

[loko95ftp]

jaajajajajajajaja

nasty

[gurkis35]

I didn't get it...

[KLucas25]

@gurkis35 tsk hahaha

[fierguy]

@gurkis35 the excess skin from her vagina served as the burn victims new ears

[spammanism]

huh?

[chelseathegreat246]

AWWWWWH SICK!!!

[Grey9man]

So, thats why vulcans have .. nevermind.

[mybigtaco24]

anyone notice the TV in the backround at 0:24 is episode 7 of eli

[lilmissystar372]

Thats disgusting......... LOL

[LFGamingVideos]

OMFG Thats hilaurious

[megaferfer123]

ew then his ears will get hairy O>O

[amandalea91]

Ewwww......nasty smh

[x306xQuiksilver]

i dont get it haha

[JTNickelz]

@x306xQuiksilver His new ears are made of labia.

[x306xQuiksilver]

@JTNickelz oh hahahahahah thats nasty thanks for not being a dick

[actinoidify]

I bet his ears can queef :D

[MrChopStack]

0:12 plastc swords 8D

[smiller234]

ew.

[Colethecon]

AWE HELLL NAAAAW!!!!

[timo4650]

GUYS, ELI IS THE DOCTOR

[MrErki1234]

eww thats nasty i got it when i saw hes ears xD

[TheTornadoStorm]

oh... i get it... Dx

[Theodukes]

Eww.. lol I gotta show this one to my friends XD

[starrface77]

I DONT GET IT!!!

[Serplanter]

@starrface77 Her vagina was so lose that they could cut the flaps of and use it as his ears!

[MrSajid1313]

i really really need mind soap right now XP

[Patriciamcb]

meeeen... that's nastyyyy

[18NIGHTMARISH]

Haha I finally got it after watching it 3 times haha,

The excess skin from her "v.." was used to make ears for Ed haha funny

[100percentjoy]

ughhh grooosss

[Hannahoot]

After it ended I was just sitting here like "..." then the understanding came and a smile creeped up on my face.

[scarboyxxxx]

is it just me or did it sound like he said new years

[psuroviec]

that is nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[RabidDog51]

bj vjhe

[anemokidzac]

I wonder how sensitive his "Ears" are...

[drakoon476]

so she/he got a sex change?

[Irishsnout]

@drakoon476 no. you will understand when you get older.

[drakoon476]

@Irishsnout about how old?

[ilikesalmiakki]

Yeeaa, I dont get it. SOMEONE please explain

[miera1029]

@ilikesalmiakki wel.. you know how a v*gina looks like, right? so that man has her.. well..

[SmilesOmg]

omg i get it hahahahahah

[NatalyInsanity]

I finally get it!!!! thank you guys xD and gross

[justaman6972]

Ed in the burn unit says Twat? I cunt here ya?

[natstar27]

lol he goes home and his friend drops his pants and starts fucking his ear

[tauwilltriumph]

@natstar27 Wait, what?

[chivasjavier96]

a different joke is in the tv monitor

[conradbhockey]

anybody else see the last joke on the tv?

[dmando15]

how big is this woman's vag, now that is a question

[salteastTV]

okk... w/ no ears, how could she hear the nears???

[randomness711]

@salteastTV lol they made ears from her exxess vagina skin lol

[321guineapig1]

@salteastTV fail dude...

[BUCKSHOT705]

get it in sted of new years its new "ears"

[gtafanatic1]

new ears? plz explain

[RaidenKanyaVideos]

@gtafanatic1 The doctor cut off the sides of her vag,And then stitched it on the dudes head as ears. :D

[MrSecretperson92]

i think it should be called eli's kickass jokes

[jimipage6662]

Oh man,that's nasty...xD

[tomboygirl12345]

@jimipage6662 I don't get it.......

[T16Akatsuki]

a man bumps into a womans tit and he says im sorry but if your heart is as soft as your tit you'll forgive me. she says if your dick is as hard as your elbow i live upstairs in apt 321.

[Mrhellzya69]

I don't get it.

[shaunaminchue]

his ears are made of a vagina get it now?

[CowBoobie]

oh...wow. LOL

[Russiarules1]

Oh gawd damn...

Gee, that is strong... lol

[rm04ever]

after the fifth time ! i got it ,

[dragonasXII]

May be we did't get it because we heared

"New years" instead of new ears ...

[dalealeaffan]

disgusting! love these jokes

[hevster501]

are people really that dumb that all the jokes need explaining....those slow people shouldnt be watching these

[showstoppa78]

i don't get it....

[fangdude380]

@showstoppa78 The ears is her vagina.

[PinkTigerLover]

@showstoppa78 the left over skin from her body and her privet became his ears