THE PHYSIQUE OF THE CHRIST (HD)

[Mygodcanbeatupyergod]

Ahahahaha!!

Well done! I gotta admit you aussies are funny as hell!

Ill probably be scorned by other christians for liking your vids, but I'm pretty sure god won't mind me having a good laugh!

[offplanetfilms]

@Mygodcanbeatupyergod ...I'm glad you liked it! ...Yea, I'm always of the opinion that if you can't laugh at something, it isn't worth taking seriously. It's all just a cartoon show & that's what cartoons do!

[bladeOFtruth1]

put transribe on watch the whole vid

[NiniNora]

4:21 WTF is that between his legs?? it looks like a snake

[thelastair1]

i want a second one

[adamdudas1]

Jesus looks like Mike Portnoy?:D

[YarunoDoragon]

Haha, Father Rice is back! I remember him from Dracenstein. xDD

[seanyboyslashleethax]

OYE LADDIE...THEES WAS THE MOOST BYUUTIFUL THING AYE'V EVER SEEN

[chakat22]

jesus was irish?

[offplanetfilms]

@chakat22 ..no, he was Scottish.

[chakat22]

@offplanetfilms oh okay

[Zadeify]

Fuck you Jesus! You don't do that to a defensless crim reaper.  Despicable...

[practicalmagic9]

oh, you naughty monkies you! lol! came here to fav instead of facebook, but love it!

[HeyRuka]

Buff Jesus haha

Nice accents :)

[BaDlYbRUiZeD]

lol

[offplanetfilms]

@YyJoBb ...I'm more of a fan of the "water bomb balloon" surgical implant technique myself. Those balloon muscles never get tired & keep on bulging, all the way to the retirement home!

[KoraggRules]

awesome

[nikigadev]

2:14 pause and look at those tools :D

[ZettaiThorn]

What's with those nazi MFs?

The movie is amazing and with a great meaning... "Feel the squeeze up your ass Zeus!" Hahahahahaha

[nikigadev]

@nikigadev Jesus father is Arnold ???

[soadek1]

@nikigadev Arnold is teh holy ghost, mate. ._.'

[offplanetfilms]

@soadek1 ...Jesus's dad is the effeminate alien from the old Star Trek episode called "Arena"!

[DwarfPriest]

Holy crap! lol! That was really funny. The animation style is amazing too.

[CampfireFilmFestival]

Hi Tom. You have been SPOTTED by Campfire -- shorts with a spiritual edge. See Facebook at /CampfireFilmFestival for more info. Next AWARDS screening in 2011. Enter our next online festival in August, and keep up the great work!

[richopooro]

Hi Tom. You have been SPOTTED by Campfire -- shorts with a spiritual edge. See Facebook at /CampfireFilmFestival for more info. Next AWARDS screening in 2011. Enter our next online festival in August, and keep up the great work!

[xxxblacknightxxx0]

WTF

[offplanetfilms]

@xxxblacknightxxx0 ...World Trade Federation?

[xxxblacknightxxx0]

@offplanetfilms lol,yeah sure,interesting vid though

[BatBreakr]

@HugoReitveldz I would actually go to church if the preacher was like that Priest. That Jesus is worth praying to..

[BatBreakr]

Classic. Makes me laugh every time.

[freddykisback123]

Why the fuck I always think "GET TO DA CHOOPPAAAAA" when I see this :D

[MrSvensson]

HAHAHHA the body of christ xD

[skypicy]

If Jesus was like that i would pray every day of my entire life.

[offplanetfilms]

@skypicy ...or he may come around & rip yer bloody arm off! (we may not have a choice if that's the case!)

[JohnDark93]

Sorry man that was wicked.

[bomdigi1]

this is great!

[kungfunky]

Bigoted is as bigoted does. Go join the KKK while your at it.

[offplanetfilms]

@kungfunky

Shhhh... the adults are talking!

(Your atrophied sense of humor will cripple your comprehension of life!)

[BatBreakr]

@offplanetfilms Agreed.

[lordyahweh777]

I also did some training. See a picture of Me a bit buff on My channel.

God

[johncena271]

wtf even the old man in the begining is buffed up

[offplanetfilms]

@johncena271 That's "Father Rice"... he's always buffed up (and probably why his imaginary version of Jesus is too!)

[Queequel]

This is really underrated, your works are so amazing and so much more deserving for attention.

[bilboTeabaggins9393]

That my dogg

[missvonne12]

Really I might just be trippin but um that was a lilo disturbin

[MrDemonfrank]

um....that was...um...idk what the freak that was

[offplanetfilms]

@MrDemonfrank

Animation created by non-conservative freethinkers as opposed to mass-produced corporate twaddle made for mouth-breathers!

[JaniceGhostHunter13]

LoL, "You didnt see that.... DONT WRITE THIS DOWN!"

[Shyrka66]

LOL king of the sky pilots LOL

[mindwipeuk]

this was priceless lol

[XrotarebiL]

Fantastic. This was really professional.

[neroangelo316]

Very nice wrok dudes, this vid was pricesless I am gonna email it to my buddies I think they'll really enjoy it.

[doriemacam]

no!thats not the real story!

[fabioproductions]

do you guys think you will have a little behind the scene vid showing how you guys do this stuff, its really interesting and awesome.

[offplanetfilms]

Probably not anytime soon... (one day perhaps) ...we like to keep it all a cheesy mystery!

[fabioproductions]

I'm christian, but I thought this was actually pretty awesome, I always had this fantasy of jesus kicking ass. good work

[offplanetfilms]

We intended the film to have a little bit of something for everyone!

[mersi2140]

A Scottish Jesus? Hell yes!

[offplanetfilms]

It always made buckets of sense to me!

[FluffyFeralMarmot]

bwahahahaha!! frikkin awesome!

you should make one about muhammed now, if you can handle an islamic death sentence on your head. those guys take themselves too seriously

[offplanetfilms]

I think if I ever find myself diagnosed with a terminal illness, I'll get right onto the Muhammad project before I go!

[ozymandiusz]

ahahaha

great video

[Melanatedone]

WTF!!! LOL!!

[Rimsa]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen, ever.

I owe you guys my life xD

[angryweasal]

Lol!!! Jesus has a scottish accent! Of course...

[offplanetfilms]

Some Scots believe the lost tribe of Israel actually ended up in Scotland!!

[movieapple]

3:07 lol!!

[MUSCLECOLT]

he looks really good in 2:47

[Greenbomb]

Great Devo joke with the legionnairs. :D

[offplanetfilms]

I'm a long time Devotee ...When I first saw "The Passion of the Christ"... I knew what had to be done!

[samba247]

Fan-bloody-tastic! This is by far one of the most random videos I have ever seen on youtube and it made laugh harder than anything I've seen in a long time.

[offplanetfilms]

Always glad to see someone enjoy our work as much as we enjoy making it!

[bowserone]

9 inch nails...nice

[offplanetfilms]

Jesus likes them ....they bring him "closer" to God.

[marvelsgreatestfan]

BEST STORY EVER!

[hawkscythe]

this is a great movie too

[hawkscythe]

lol jesus is glaswegian

[offplanetfilms]

Aye! ...well spotted!

[hawkscythe]

thankyou

[pagoogly]

lol at 1:44 whup it by devo XD

[offplanetfilms]

Yes, VERY well spotted!! ...those guys are all the rage again these days too.

[pagoogly]

XD!!!!!

[offplanetfilms]

Ah, the grim reaper wanted to give Jesus an express elevator off the cross & plop him center-ring into his "destination"! (We didn't have the budget for a boatman!!)

[TheAist]

oh man, hilarious!

[kakeru444]

omg death was crying :O

[contentlocked99]

highlander reference lol

[ydoucare6398]

6:16 GODS FACE IZ IN HIS ASS! JESUS IS HORRIBLE IN DIS! (but so damn fine i wish dey wuld sho his dick)

[offplanetfilms]

NA, that was Zeus with his head up his butt.... God was that skinny wimp towards the end.

[loki7410]

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[ydoucare6398]

2:16 that black thing looks like a dick

[offplanetfilms]

"Dildo" to be more precise...

[ydoucare6398]

wutz "dildo"?

[1337Nachos]

Haha! Was that a Devo ref?

[offplanetfilms]

Absolutely! ... Well spotted!!

[Forzatoadv]

Hokuto no Ken: Starring Jesus Son of John

[leokimvideo]

Stunning featured content..

[allogenia]

I find this absolutely hilarious, especially from 5:29 and later XD

Soo hardcore.

[offplanetfilms]

Yea, it really does kick into gear from that moment!

[rekkebmolly]

lol

[hawk773]

yea!!, tassi pwns!

[matto95]

Star Trek

[offplanetfilms]

Well spotted !!!

[matto95]

Episode Arena !

[astrel23]

That was hilarious. What an original concept in an almost completely hackneyed field.

[leokimvideo]

Who is drawn up as Judas.1:06

[offplanetfilms]

That's Eli Wallach who played "Ugly" in "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly"

[leokimvideo]

Interesting as i thought it looked familiar, boy thats a good flick, back in the day when a scene was as big as the American west.

[offplanetfilms]

There's also a few of the past Doctor Who's as the disciples... although Robert Shaw from Jaws was also added as a disciple to make it an all-rounded experience!

[leokimvideo]

Thats the best thing about your stuff, it's so layered.

[BodyBuilderSteve555]

THIS IS BLASHEMY

[offplanetfilms]

THIS IS NOT BLASPHEMY!

If there were a God, I'd like to think he has a sense of humor... (You'd have to have to create this place, wouldn't you?)

[perneslaur]

@offplanetfilms it's Mind Control and doesn't have a bit of humour.

It's made to order and meant as harassement. It's vulgar and senseless

It means nothing to the ordinary viewer it only makes sense to the MC.

If there were a God he would see your injurious malice hidden within

and the lie you are claiming this to be for playful disinterested comedic effects

[offplanetfilms]

@perneslaur Ah, it's all down to personal taste and an individual persons intelligence and ability to navigate through "life". Learning is easy.... UNLEARNING for most is extremely difficult!

[red2seata]

whers muhummod

[offplanetfilms]

Ah, we had to leave him out of the equation so we don't get BBQ'd by his mates.

[red2seata]

lol. true true

[mysterywalker]

Suddenly I love Jesus

[yiqanuc]

Brilliant! Easily the most clever and original animations i have seen in a long time. Hopefully SBS TV see these and sign you up (too cutting edge for the other stations)

[offplanetfilms]

Unfortunately, SBS passed on us.... perhaps they're not as open minded as they like to pretend.

[Yownanymous]

Well the idea of a Scottish Jesus was good, but real Scots are a bunch of wimps!

[hitmansticks2]

is that priest based on the one from the movie- braindead lol he seriously reminds me of him

[offplanetfilms]

No, ...we only just saw Brain Dead recently & thought the same!

[leokimvideo]

Must be a Easter thing...this video is off like a rocket.

Well drawn, looks like heaps of work in this one.

[offplanetfilms]

Bill really went to town on this one... I think his passion as an authentic backslider really fueled him up!

[jcmegabyte]

Great job! Very entertaining - witty comedy, loved the Devo, Star Trek and Arnie bits too. Outstanding artwork and animation as always! 5+ :-)

[Rashlo]

Great video ;)

5:35 - music like in metroid prime ;p

[offplanetfilms]

I'm flattered... it's really just me clunking around on a vintage Roland W-30 synth.

[xJohnnyxHomicidex]

King of the sky pilots =D

[offplanetfilms]

...That was Barry McKenzie's old 70's term for the "door knockers"!

[xJohnnyxHomicidex]

There could never be a better use for it than right here in this genius video.

[ragnarok9899]

3:15 = epic

[offplanetfilms]

Yes, one of my fave moments too!

[dackjaniels555]

2:15 ROFL!

[offplanetfilms]

I think a lot of people sweat, then laugh at that point!

[lazymornings]

How come anyody hard has a scotish accent......

[offplanetfilms]

Scots are hard buggers!

[leokimvideo]

Another ad...and not a lie....find sexy Christian singles..in your area..

Don't you love the irony.

[offplanetfilms]

Oh yea,... we get that! (haaa!)

[eric399]

who ever made dat video is going to hell

[offplanetfilms]

I'd say we're pretty safe.

[rbsez]

quite an epic and very timely indeed! reminds me of monty python, angela anaconda and dave hughs all put in a mixmaster...

[leokimvideo]

Interesting ad's lined up with this video, Christian singles site...wow..!

[leokimvideo]

Are you Judas..!

Devo as well, second concert I ever went to.

[offplanetfilms]

No, we picked Eli Wallach (from Good Bad & the Ugly) to be the most suitable Judas!

[offplanetfilms]

Hey, did you spot Avon from Blakes 7 as Pontius Pilot?

[leokimvideo]

Ah, yes I see it...that nose and haircut could only be one person.1:31

Looks like season one Avon..!