Now Would You Kindly Go Get Stepped On By A Big Daddy?

[Bananabob39]

never played bioshock so i have a question how is a big daddy created and what is it

[Sigefreadthebulmunk]

@Bananabob39 Its basically a giant hulking diving suit with a drill for an arm. How they are created is kinda odd. First they condition a human to unconditionally love a "little sister" (a creepy demonic looking child that has a sea slug for a stomach) Then they graft the person's vital organs to the inside a diving suit after drilling out there voice boxes. The diving suits used are bulky and inhuman looking so that the residents (pre civil war) would A fear them B not know they where human

[Bananabob39]

@Sigefreadthebulmunk oh thanks

[BoBsPfhorever77]

Is this supposed to be funny? Would you kindly get a life?

[assassinatedman]

wtf is this

[TheTeChNiCaLaRt]

would you kindly stop saying would you kindly?

[supabape]

this is an awesome quality video! lmao

[BRTtrogdor]

Hey PHil,

[borismontoya136]

Would you kindly let me suck your asshole?

[blank21121]

@borismontoya136 thumbs up.

[TheAgonia]

fuck you

[rureallysorry]

would you kindly suck my pepe?

[StuffedAnimalPlanet]

Of course, that command could be taken to mean very non-lethal things. For instance, you could go up to the nearest bouncer and politely ask "Sir, would you mind gently stepping on my pinky toe?". He'd probably be happy to oblige.

[commando377]

Man! wheres a chemical thrower with eletric gel when you need one!

[ZGuy0fSci]

And lol&Behold: a vid where the comments section is Funnier than the actual vid...

Make Ur own judgments, Kindly if you please

[*-* L0z *-*]

[notfred1233]

would you kindly help me kill 291 people??

[whymedangit1999]

would you kindly make more sense

[TheYoshi166]

i would KINDLY let big daddy step on me. :3

[fezzverbal]

kindly... fuck off

[GinIchigo]

Would you kindly shut the fuck up.

[KingdomFlops]

would you kindly stop making would you kindly jokes, would you kindly? kindly... i think. dammit. ;p

[MariovsHalo95]

would you kindly stop making goddamn "would you kindly" jokes?

[Manzana1C]

@MariovsHalo95 would you kindly stop telling people stop making "would you kindly" jokes?

[ThatGamer1000]

awsome i played one and two and loved them and if you did not know you are being mind centroled by atles saying would you kindle duh noobs

[Doomware]

*sigh* I know the joke and it's still not funny.

[TheBigmackjackable]

NO. ALRIGHT, JUST....NO.

[bravo075]

Would you kindly stop saying "would you kindly"?

[Axle9117]

would you kindly give me your money

[DeniedX1974]

Lol, what if it came up on screen, "New objective: Go get stepped on by a big daddy" that would be hilariouse.

[MrDbzguy]

Now would you kindly shut up, never make any more videos on YouTube again and go do your thing with dat doll

[peachesvsblaze]

@MrDbzguy hey leave him alone

[appelflapkoning]

i came

[borrael]

Its so stupid yet so funny! hahahaha

[camilo698]

jajajajaja

[TheWhiteCanvasPSN]

He was in the Spongebob movie! Remember the part with the guy in the diving suit that looked alot like that suit!

[partyguy9]

a kid in my school, his name is Andrew Ryan haha

[omgHAXable]

260 versions of ryans came back using a vita chamber pressed the dislike

[Sheva564]

Would YOU kindly, shut the Fuck up! and eat my lead!

[BIOSHOCK141]

WOULD U KINDLY SHUTUP AND CHOP YOUR DICK OFF

[TheCanadianboy8]

would you kindly thumbs up if you think bioshock is a kick ass game

[Treviath]

@TheCanadianboy8

must..... OBEY...

[MalvitaR]

@TheCanadianboy8 Would you kindly shove a knife up your ass?

[Weegee905]

Would you kindly stop putting 'Would you kindly' in every comment?

[HOLYSHIT305]

@Weegee905 would u kindly tell ur mom to give me a rimjob?

[Weegee905]

@HOLYSHIT305 Would you kindly slap yourself for typing such a reply?

Note: She said no.

[PulseOfTheAwakening]

Would you kindly dance with me ?

[tigersenamon]

Would you kindly quit saying 'would you kindly'?

[nobody43134]

would you kindly blow your dick off

[Pit28Tv]

would you kindly make a better video

[DKDioKlau]

Would you kindly dislike this video?

[GoldenOne2435]

Would you all kindly shut the fuck up?

[50033836]

Would you kindly like turtles?

[devtwenty]

i like what u did there not hilarious but i like it lol

[pk045]

would you kindly shoot yourself with a gernade lancher?

[godofpain971]

i said would you kindly suck my balls mr garrrison LOL

[TheGrubbyMoth1]

would u kindly make actual jokes u idiot

[MrThtguyoverthere]

Would you kindly flag this video under useless shit?

[cake43217]

would you kindly thumbs up me because i can make a turtle? ,=,e

[Oaksparrow]

Would you kindly get stepped on by a bid daddy? and i'm saying you.

[jerseygirl860]

Someone put the quote about "mother goose playing around in your egg salad on the comments. :) it was random to find, but funny.

[BigBuddah114]

Would You Kindly Trade me that Bouncer Big Daddy For My SubJect Delta?!

[jerseygirl860]

Jeez, I was just searching google for a recipe of egg salad...

Chill out, would you kindly?

[Hutch4100]

@jerseygirl860 If you were just searching on Google how'd you end up here when the vid title is "Now Would You Kindly Go Get Stepped On By A Big Daddy?"

[Josssssshhhhhhhhhh]

Would you kindly vote this up if you read it out in atlas's voice?

[Oaksparrow]

Yellow Code.

[Wilmar112]

would you kindly give me te name of the song and band/artist?

[andrewarismunandar]

Fake and Gay

[cooldude4677]

andrew ryan built rapture to get away from trolls.

[jollygoth]

would you kindly stop saying would you kindly?ooooh crap.

Would you kindly shoot me....

FUCK

[george77772moons]

Aaahhh... seems like mother goose has been playing around in your egg salad. If you won't dance to that tune, I've got others; Code yellow.

[HicXGen]

Balls. That is all.

[SkullCrusher84037]

would you kindly kill me at the end because i pretended to be an irish man so i could get you to give me trust by framing the leader of rapture for blowing up my "family" and then he tells you im evil and then accidentally tells you to kill him and then i'll laugh evily and attack you with a remote controlled device which you can stop by drinking a potion

[giggythore]

2k would you kindly make bioshock 3 more like bioshock 1

[455Dan554]

lawl

[KrimHyu]

somewhere .... beyond the seeea somwhere would you kindly stop trolling meeeeee

[speedolord]

You know what'd be funny? If when he said that, a Big Daddy came out for the other side of the door.

[TheTmg100]

ok honistly the end kinda made me giggl

[LithuanianLabas]

Would you kindly beat yourself to death with a golf club?

[atlasisfrankfontaine]

i get it but all these fucking douters dont.another thing from bioshock

[legendarywar1]

and to throw it in, would you kindly remove this damn piece of shit you call a video of the net?

[legendarywar1]

i get the joke, but this was fucking pathetic. honestly, this wasn't even a half assed attempt to do a good job, it just fucking sucked from beginning to end.

[Righty101]

Would you kindly go fuck a splicer.

[george77772moons]

@Righty101 Would you (not you, righty) kindly go have S&M with a spicer splicer?

[SuperHaloStarwarsFan]

Would you kindly get a sense of humor?

[ripazha1337]

@SuperHaloStarwarsFan Would you kindly shut the living fuck up because you're putting down a funyn comment?

[hk55pinkfloyd]

I think we get the point about the "would you kindly" phrase now can you stfu? its really not that hard to not say " would you kindly."

[terminegger]

Would you kindly not spoil the joke?

[solidsnackumzzz]

i dont understand, theres no joke to get, now would you kindly go suck a goats testicle

[skyshot94]

LMMMFFFFAAAOOO

[keyblader32]

would you kindly suck my dick couse this sucked

[DavidDevlin1989]

Would you kindly get a life

[byakuya600]

Would you all kindly stop saying would you kindly?

[TSman45]

yes

[Blam0Man]

Would you kind STFU and hang yourself

[MartinGro131]

lol .. the comments on this vid made me laugh (everybody starting with "would you kindly...)

[IYFPYoo]

Would you kindly delete this vid and be gay somewhere else ?

[azazazazaz45]

Would You Kindly Fuck With Your Mother And Delete This Video??

[twinplus28]

i thought u were gonna really play bioshock and step on someone this is wakk

[WaveOneGames]

Would you kindly make a better video?

[buckybhoy1969]

Would You Kindly Stop Being a Retard

[EthanWithACrowbar]

Would You Kindly Delete This Video

[membu]

Would you kindly not put spoilers in the description? Thanks..

[JimWill007]

i just bought the game b4 i get 2,see the improvements, ya no

[crawlingbugs001]

No!,i spoiled the game "assassins creed 2" by watching the walkthroughs without playing the game first!!! NOO!!!...and bioshock,am i considered spoiled?(duh),sniff~ nows my chance to change!!! haha,,hihihi, i can change by not watching the walkthroughs of "bioshock 2"*says in a freak voice*..Agh!!! must NOt watch walkthroughS!!!!! nooo!!! i watched part 11(bioshock 2 walkthrough) Must buy game before i WATCH!! AGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[viendiesel13]

would you kindly watch all the walkthroughs and get stepped by a big daddy? ^^

[champjcp995]

@crawlingbugs001 very good game

[twinplus28]

wtf is wrong wit u

[Skateboy4510]

thank GOD i completely forgot what u wrote in the description dont spoil games like that man

[thenameless191993]

Why'd you have to go and spoil the game in the description.

[bojanaars]

Lol

I like the look of the Big Daddy!

[MrTrashkiller]

that was so ignorant but love the song behind the sea

[dfmh1]

a man chooses, a slave obeys..

[platinumrich501]

indeed

[Kibbleis]

OBEY!!!!!

* Death Gurgle Imbedded With Golf Club*

[Shrimpchickenrice]

XD makes me laugh every time

[TheRhodan]

Paper Rip :...( I liked his 2d face

[8Dgman]

would you kindly give me that big daddy toy?

[360gamer4life12]

Poor, poor paper

[geboys1]

yes i kindly well kida kindly got steped on by one and my head exploded and for the people who have beat the game i told ryan i said hi! when i got back to find my head was ducktaped i was laying on my liveing room floor!

[geboys1]

spelled living room wrong with the e lol

[omnishotz]

poor piece of paper

[Triggerman5o]

Would you kindy tell me the name of that song.

[MasterOfTwilight543]

Beyond the sea - Bobby Darin

[Jebkorrn]

i scream this at school. XD

[tastified]

because as we all know saying "would you kindly" triggers a lapse in the brain which causes you to obey whatever command is thrown at you. unless of course you know about it. fucking stupid...(mumble mumble) i just think that its a pretty idiotic idea.

[XxXblizzXxX]

would you kindly make better videos...

[grimreaper123457]

would you kindly thumbs up this funny comment?

[lThellRockl]

xD, that hurts right here.........lmao

[fallout3124]

The best non boring most epic, uber , awsome , cheese, video ever 5/5

[geckohead135]

song is like the songs from fallout3 lol

[justinXalex]

lol toys "3

[deathcommand]

5 Stars

[isabiggles1]

Wait was it the woman mutilated on the bed that was his mum?

[renfrowm]

i like the bouncers jiabnt drills more that the elites tiny ones

[renfrowm]

how is that weird that shows why he goes

[Longshotz5798]

lol that was surprisingly funny XD

[smittman000]

well he was playing golf... so thats what he had. Its not like he just has a shotgun in his back pocket. And he died to show you you are a slave, and to show with you can be a "man".

[manga4428]

what i dont get is why ryan made you kill him with the club.. why kill him at all?

[sparta1107]

Poor jack i fell sad for him. He is a experiment. He only has 2 year old. Almost all of his memories were fake. His mom was a striper and she was killed by his father. He was forced to kill his own dad (Andrew Ryan). He have to do every thing if someone says would you kindly. Poor Jack :(

[Musutka]

and he had to do the worst thing:

Kill his dog :((((

[1littlg8]

who killed his dog?

[Musutka]

Jack killed his poor dog...

[1littlg8]

and why he do that?

[Musutka]

Cuz somebody said WOULD YOU KINDLY WRING HIS NECK???

And well...yeah he did it

In the game u find a audio tape wich conatins it

[1littlg8]

kk thanks i will kill my jack or hi m doing that i like dogs :{

[Musutka]

yeah me too :DD

[clankbot9]

only because that guy said  "would you kindly" and made him...

[Lastlegend100]

huh? from who do u know that?

pls answer

[sparta1107]

i played the game about three times :)

[SunfloraRocker5]

Phht I understand it but that is not much of a joke

[GamerMGO]

OK LETS STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT JACK IS ANDREWS RYAN's SON who got sold to fontaine who used tenembaum n suchong to make him grow to an adult in 2 yrs with mind control aka the wouldya kindly phrase there was also another imprint was fontaine control only Old Yeller causes Jacks heart to stop periodically lowering your maximum health each time they imprintd false memories of a family sent him topside made him hijack a plane and bing right back to rapture

[cowgunmaster]

and that one stripper lady is Jack's mommy

[117Mastermatt]

Ok guys i know that just leave me alone right know ok! im sick and tiered of you telling me this i just thought you didn`t know!!!!

[117Mastermatt]

Hey! guys bioshock players, Jacks face can be seen in hepfestas on the would you kindly board in andrew ryans office

[jamesfish05]

dont tell us stuff we know.

[megadude405]

Hey! dumbshit bioshock player, Jacks face can be seen in the very beginning cause Jack has the same pic in his wallet!!!!!!

[24moop]

=D that were good

[bookluver0908]

drskelotor1, would you kindly go get stepped on by a big daddy };->

[Hellsword55]

would you kindly give me back 35 seconds of my life.

[biscuts247]

lol

[pirakaagency]

lolz

[AtlasRevealed]

Johsbk, would you kindly not double post?

[citrushottie123]

And when suchong is getting anoyed by a little sister he hits her and then a big daddy kills him :) hahahaa he getts wat he deserves that puppy neck breaking asshole!

[Injulana44]

lolololol.

i love the smash sound at the end.

[Jamchanizhere]

when i heard Fontaine say this i couldn't stop laughing then i lit a dude on fire lol

[Hjizcool]

jacks mother was a whore.........what she was!!!

[cyphersly]

Bahaha, I love it, and to all those who don't understand, PLAY THE GAME!

[elmodude5555]

would you kindly not post something this gay again