The Apple (1980)

[Phishhobby]

Watch this while high on cough syrup. You will be amazed.

[germanicelt]

I wonder if Catherine Mary Stewart found it difficult to keep herself from Adam's low hanging fruit.

[lilmissmusic2012]

Seeing this on broadway would be kinda cool. Why hasn't anyone done it? I mean Rocky Horror is on Broadway, we need another 80's musical with a guy in a gold speedo, don't we? ;D

[GeishaShattori]

God help me, but I love this. It's horrendously awful, yet horrendously catchy. This whole movie is like some shiny lamé disco disease that causes you to hallucinate and puke glitter.

And I love it!

[AlecKronicle]

huh this was 1 on the best movies to watch high list. looks like a shitty rocky horror ripoff. im not even going to bother

[thepartysinmypants]

WORST. MUSICAL. EVER. the only positive thing is the one guy's beard glitters when he sings...

[ToolofMen]

pagan filth

[LittleBroAdam]

@ToolofMen With all do respect, there is little, if anything, pagan about this song, or video. In fact, what you are calling "filth" is good old Christianity. This is the story of Adam and Eve, in the Garden of Eden. It's the classic story of the serpent tempting them with the Apple, from the Tree of Knowledge. It's campy and horribly synchronized with the studio recording of the music, but i would not call it "filth."

[stargatefansg1]

So what they say is true...EVERYONE was on cocaine in the 80's.

[JubalCalif]

Fun clip....but I'll take doing "The Madison" over doing "The Apple" anytime!

:-)

[anteracmacash]

what the fuck did I just watch ?????

[tsjaaaa]

@anteracmacash

An awesome song..

[anteracmacash]

@tsjaaaa not quite sure about that

[euracool]

BANANA HAMMOCK

[tsjaaaa]

Fuck this is awesome xD

[wickedvahndyl]

This just proves that 95% of the entertainment industry was on pure uncut cocaine during the 1980's.

[therealpatros]

now that's an apple

[EABray0]

I submitted this to Picture is Unrelated and they put it up on the site~~

[Chevaldelune]

@EABray0 OMG THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! I heard this somewhere and I've been looking for it forever and then I saw it on Picture is Unrelated...you saved me haha!

[EABray0]

@Chevaldelune No problem, haha

[EABray0]

What is this I don't even...

[robsimone]

Wow, man! This is beautiful, in such a B-movie way. I'm obsessed with 80's B-movies, if you've got anymore of this kinda stufff...

[WinterJasmine]

lol I can't post properly. just found out jaf1970 has been 'terminated' wonder who else he managed to insult!! Allan is 5'6 and broad build and everyone puts on a few pounds on screen but he still looked fine to me. Saw him recently and he's like a fine wine just gets better with age. (don't ask me if I took a bite!!!)

[WinterJasmine]

believe me it is ALL muscle...and I should know

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[wickedfeylady]

This film is amaaaaaaazing. Good god it is pure crack and so much fun!! The best kind of "bad" there is

[videodoe]

Those fat guys in the creepy masks @ 1:48 crack me up! LOL!!!

[codyki]

Quel horreur!

[creatornat]

Wow, this truly must be Hell-LOL

I am not so bothered by Alan's body really, it's his uber cheezy mannerisms and groove at 1:44.

[hilarycutter]

Is that tall one dancing in the opening scene a guy? Or maybe he is between surguries and took up dancing to pay for the sugery.

[odalthila]

wow, I need this movie...so bad it's good I guess

[hilarycutter]

Give Allan Love a break, he is full of flab, but keep in mind, other then the YMCA there were hardly any fitness centers back in 1980.But there were very few obese kids back then too.

[hornbuckle]

0:49 "It's a natural, natural, natural desire / Meet an actual, actual, actual vampire"

[odalthila]

great but why? why would she care about an actual vampire...oh...twilight did some wrong things to movies...enven movies made years ago...

[JAF1970]

You're seeing it on a small video. He has no musculature, and when you see his jiggling ass on a big TV screen, it's horrifying.

[fickleheart]

Horrifyingly hot you mean.

[WinterJasmine]

@JAF1970 believe me it is ALL muscle, and I should know, I was seeing him around that time

[jaspar38]

Who's the actor singing this song?

[fickleheart]

Allan Love

[jaspar38]

Thanks!

[JAF1970]

Allan Love should have taken at least one push up before deciding to WEAR A HORRIFYING GOLD LAME BIKINI BRIEF showing off his FLABBY ASS.

[jaspar38]

I thought he looked pretty good.

[JAF1970]

TASTE IT! TASTE IT! TASTE IT!

And meet an actual factual vampire! WOO!