Chris Morris Airport Information - funny

[bobmcdafty]

One of my favourite Chris Morris sketches. Gets me everytime.

[pompeypirate]

11 people don't like this! That's 11 twats then. The bouncy floor trouble!? Genius.

[MrTriss83]

Is there an onion limit?

[blg1330]

"And luckily there's such a place as...America..."

[akf2000]

literally shaking with laughter, thanks shitting christ for CM

[daz636]

funny because of the lines , the crazy brilliance of the questions... wonderful. is there an onion limit??? 

[xbrandnewx]

is this still English?

[danielspital]

Onion limit, is this still English, are the planes sniffing the building, FAA? What? This is so funny for so many reasons.

[whyteay]

classic, but listening to this I can see why Victor Lewis-Smith accused him (Morris) of nicking his material, which is a shame as there's room for both of them I'm sure. And plus Morris 'lost' 'cos his interlocutor(s) hung up first..

[vollsticks]

@whyteay I think there was an element of jealousy there, to be honest.

[whyteay]

@vollsticks No doubt.

[midianholic]

The man is a genius

[overtjunkbot]

hee's my father he's lying dowwn

[sydmclay]

'have they eliminated the bouncy floor trouble?' is such a great sounding sentence

[cuteysar]

is there an onion limit?

[eezysqueezy]

Is this still English?

[SirRowsty]

He's my father, he's my father he's lying down aaaaaaaahahaha

[lastniterichard]

smell my cheese

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[redwest01]

Are the planes sniffing the building?*** absolutely hilarious

[aidyanimal]

you can tell he cracks up at 2:22

[axejaw]

amazing.

[pme96]

Amazing. Of course what else would the planes be doing so close to the building?

[manicfoot]

He's a genius but this makes me so uncomfortable :| haha. Cringetastic is the made up word I'm looking for XD

[fuckamericanidiot]

@manicfoot i think this is too ridiculous to be cringeworthy, i don't think i'd call any of chris morris' work cringeworthy come to think of it. alan partridge is cringetastic

[MrVinushka]

@fuckamericanidiot Watching celebs/PMs buying into his pranks on Brass Eye is fairly cringeworthy.

[newmodelnumber15]

Beautiful

[baddmanaz]

not funny. just stupid.

[dash1141]

Is there an onion limit?

hahahaha.

Utter genius.

[Leradema]

what an annoying tit!

[vetchlurker]

the man is a legend

[ChrisCarter1983]

yes he is.

[SwanInnSongkran]

Are we sniffing English during that point or simply cajoling.

[bigcretin]

AAaaaaahhh god.. Hadn't heard this before. Fecking hilarious.

[whato1986]

'sniffing the building'

[Asarelah]

I can just imagine the facial expressions that the woman must've had as she spoke to the crazy Englishman.

[bufflyrich]

Bouncy floor trouble!

Haa!!!

[BrosoKintobor]

Aw no... As soon as I heard 'Is there an onion limit?' I had to scroll down and type it... unfortunately someone already had :(

[Killb77]

is this still english?

[CCPlaetean]

IS THERE AN ONION LIMIT?

[racheepiez]

onion?

[stu9191]

It's a vegetable.

[delifish]

¬¬

[ChrisCarter1983]

lol

[johnnycon]

Brilliant.

[Minorfifth]

Genius

[johnnycon]

Bouncy floor trouble....

[jamamathon]

Chris Morris was sooooo ahead of his time

[132333213]

still is

[bolbonz]

Ironic how brasseye fans proudly slam celebrities for being dim, when some of you believe in comments like 'paedogeddon part1 has more views than the other two parts - which suggests paedophiles were looking for child porn but were instead met with a comedy programme' somebody actually wrote something along those lines - that was minused down to 7 with about two serious looking responses.

[bolbonz]

I think jessymandias is being a bit of a troll. A lot of Morris' fans on here seem to take suspiciously daft/extreme comments seriously, end up minusing such comments down to -8 (however that's done) and reply to these comments with something like ''oh you really are such a moron, it's a TV show!''

[lozferatu]

jessy you couldnt be more wrong. you have missed the point entirely.and no one spells speak that way you are obviously a crent.

[Xxfancythat79xX]

what the hell is a crent?!

[Jessymandias]

its sad, they don't understand because they speeck [<---this is how we spell it in America] American English, while he uses British English.

"Sniffing" just means "being close to"

[raborian]

LIMIT

[sonikJ]

Is there an onion limit?

[leftfield1977]

"is there an onion limit?!" Huh!

[MelchiahTheObscene]

Is this still in English?

[lauragrillo27]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! Oh he is lovely:0) I wish I was on the other end of that phone!

[Kandarian]

ARE THE PLANES SNIFFING THE BUILDING?

[pat44444444444444444]

He's my father, he's my father, he's lying down...

[bri375]

I just uploaded Peter Stringfellow interview with Morris

[Kandarian]

ROFL "is this still English?"

[benjula2006]

haha "is there an onion limit?", oh morris.

[gimmzy]

Is this still english... Airborn... ROFL

[stonk808]

nearly wet myself

[sheridanb]

Where did you find this? Is it from one of his radio shows?

[tedmaul]

i believe this is from No Known Cure - a show he did on Radio Bristol in the early 90s! Christopher Morris is GOD!

[bri375]

It is from his Radio One shows from around 1994. When I get some time I'll put more clips up. There are spoof interviews with Peter Stringfellow, Nick Ross, Edwina Curry and many more.

[hunterthompson123]

WHAT?, he gets peter string fellow! lol, didnt he do him on braaseye? does he get him 2 times? lol, please put them up!!! where can i hear em?

[bri375]

Just uploaded Peter Stringfellow interview.

[NicosNicosNicosNicos]

@bri375 There was a tremendous one with Andrew Morton, which has disappeared. I for one would be glad to hear any others including that one again!

[tomstickland]

I laughed a lot.

When the plane is landing is it pointing downwards?

Have they fixed the bouncey floor problem?

[benmcc1984]

"Is there an onion limit?" Quality stuff like!

[bri375]

Ok so you didn't find it funny. No real need to abuse every other poster that has found this amusing. We all like different things. What do you find funny Bob?

[hunterthompson123]

what a freak, what do you like? jimmy car? the mighty boosh? idiot, you have no sense of humor!

[Mysterious0Bob]

You can't even spell "humour", so I doubt you can judge others in the matter.

[BaddaBigBoom]

Don't be bitter, Americans will catch up with us in the humour area one day ;-)

[Andronicus99]

He's my father, he's my father -he's lying down.

[mayzon111222]

lool ya one of the most clever lines

[SSdraken]

"is this still english?"

[pure0range]

is there anyone funnier than this man!!

[deadvideokid]

is this still in english, brill

[samkara345]

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. I laughed so much I couldn't breathe

[rastabus]

whimsy

[tinternet66]

i am crying at this to mate. chris great love to have a night out with him i say he lovesa good sniff to

[raborian]

is there an onion limit!!! holy fuck

[sparrowshead]

Are they sniffing the building?! ROFL

[DivaStarChild]

Is there a limit to the number of onions I can bring?

[chrisjako]

i'm actally fucking crying

[mayzon111222]

chris morris, legend

[tpjpower]

"Is this still in english?"

[djis2010]

I love chris!

[KaliberKing]

"er, hello is that english speaking frightfully?"

Legend

[JonWaking]

THE original prank caller!

Have you heard the airport tannoy announcements?

Classic!

[no1arsenalfan]

is there an onion limit?

[LS281006]

hahaha my new favorite Morris line

[georgekendall]

hahahaha

[KaliberKing]

Morris is immortal

[DefinitiveCaribbean]

bwahahaha absolutely hilarious

[deliasfinest]

ROFLfllflfffffffffffff

[CircleofShit]

Hahahahaha...fucking yanks have no sense of humour

[Swaffr]

Are the planes sniffing the building?

[geoffmallan]

i spat beer at my laptop and all down my face.

[CycolacFan]

If in doubt ask someone else... genius

[teamnurse]

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha! Man, I nearly died of laughing. I'm a big fan of Chris Morris but have never heard that. Do you have any other rare stuff? Ta!