Ask A Ninja: Roger

[thenovadeus]

I wached this with captions on. The freaking subtitles are more funny than the video.

[Marvcohen]

I guess this is what happens when the meds wear off

[funnyman1091]

im roger and im going to gut u like a cornish game hen

[Nanorobotic]

Oh come on, at least have the creativity to make up a threat you didn't blatantly steal from the Spy in TF2.

[Abyssalstudios1]

Wow... I'm named Roger... and that bitch is going DOWN!

[XMew2]

i'm a ninja too! I take karate classes! :)

[Skyfighter64]

ummmmm.....

Hate to burst your bubble, but Karate (I don't care what school) =/= to Ninjutsu.

No Ninjutsu, not ninja. Okay, so Xin Sarith Azuma Phan Wuku is the exception, he has all the ninja skillz already.

[vallgron]

@Skyfighter64 xin is one of the greatest ninjas of all time he doesn like 4martial arts

[brightclaw11]

um karate is not ninja

ninjtsu is ninja stuff

[madurankuliya]

nucler ninja

[raviolie1234]

great advice i will occasionally duck for no reason :)

[icemaden44]

lmao wow XD

[prettycolors2]

lol I duck occasionally for no reason...

[Cottenballz93]

ive noticed that the comments are like a month or more apart

so ime going to help the thing along

[StinkyCheeser]

AMEN!

[Spiderfreakinman]

ha!

[DzzO]

Roger is a big ninja bully.

[yotsuba3]

lol my brothers name is mark.....i keep telling him to duck.....good stuff

[0GL]

semantics, speech impediments and the misuse of colocalisation :P

[714Tanke]

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Ninja I wish I could Quit you!

[hallowed0ut]

And occasiony duck without reason...

[ncstatester]

One of my favorites. Rog is just a'waitin' for you to slip up! Sounds like my bosses disciplinary policy.

[cizzellchick]

roger will get you soon *scary music*

[trickyfeet]

lol im the one who submitteded this question and i actually saw comfortable com-fer-table

[fattymacfats]

did anyone see the ninja in the new Kelly vid?? He rocked as always haha. Ledger watches Gyllenhaal HAHA!

[caneast99]

I am ninja Roger.......

[QuinnTheEskimo92]

LOL! sucks 4 u mark

[ATalkingFish]

my NAME is roger

[001hinata001]

good luck getting mark. since you're aready planning on breaking the code, could you do me a favor and go after president bush too??

[c0c1c2]

I'm a ninja too (Frankfurt Germany),

and my senseis name is Roger *gg*

I've got to ask him about recent missions...

[ShogunGanks]

He looks forward to killing u very soon

[HellsAngel8888821]

lmao! Roger sounds mega pissed

[SCouTuRLiFe3787]

haha

[phantom260]

i always duck once in a whil u no

[ACDC767]

ye me to lol

[css360]

"Oh and occasionally duck for no reason what so ever"...

Rofl

[elwintherogue]

comfertible comterfble or peacan LOL!

[sportslights]

ahahahahahahahaa FUNNY!!!!

[aceman01]

hahahahaha, wait what if there is a ninja following me... all hail the ninjas!

[kev2594]

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[Lenyretao]

hahaha XD

roger is theee best!

[asthecrowflys93]

roger looks forward to killing you soon ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lostmoonspirit]

lol hes funny

[Kaliphite]

this guy is a faggot

[Kcro7]

no! hes super funny:D

[Kaliphite]

i know im sorry!!!! i didnt mean it!!!!!!!!!

[Kcro7]

LOL take it easy:) we cool

[BLOOURN]

by far one of the best ones just for the pecan line

[AreaScout]

LOL this ninja is great

[jdvr3891]

Amazing how some people can make a link between ninjas and dolphin killing (or indeed alledged Japanese incest figures).

[redeyesthe20th]

go to hell racist

[helloXdaisy]

"Or pecan." Oh my gosh.

[hifhif123]

"duck for no reason at all"

That'll be fun

[Thombom1931]

gay/

[sinncross]

like ledger watches gleeynhall, ROFL

[2007mikeyb2007]

roger the pissed off ninja lmfao this guy is funny as well a ninja lol

[ryanjshea]

the dolphin bs is the second lame announcement i've seen on an ask a ninja message board. let's talk about ninjas not dolphin murder or abortion.

let's talk about gay marriage. that'd be fun and funny. let's talk about world hunger or the aids epidemic in africa. let's talk about the various crises in the middle east or the foreign occupation of northern ireland. that'd be funny. wtf.

let's talk about ninjas

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[fire581]

listen buddy, before u criticize the japanese, which you hav right to, look to ur own country, probably north american (canada or us). we kills millions of fish, cows, pigs. chicken, goat, duck, shrimp, etc etc. so stop being such a hippocrite. i dont think sending livestock to the slaughterhouse to have their throats slit is any more humane than killing dolphins

[Taizuko]

plz keep it on the dolphin and livestock death forum no one else really cares just sayin

[rainingsideways]

Just ONE! Roger the Ninja...thats kinda Monty P ;-)

ASK A NINJA RULES!

[BruLaub]

president bush and alanis?

hahaha

if ninjas where animals, would they be dolphins?

[lefranck76]

It's ok, she's already dead.

[fatso12]

Everyone knows that Dolphins are the greatest threat to world peace! They're evil I say! That's why we have ninja, so that they can fight off the hordes of evil invisible dolphins that threaten us every single day.

[RoxBro182]

Cool. I think

[jdvr3891]

WAHAHAHAHAHA, right.

[mirikam8]

And occasionally duck for no reason whatsoever, lol

[HellsAngel8888821]

lol pcan lol

[SteinRobRaths]

pecan...

[Darvanon]

Everyone knows that Dolphins are the greatest threat to world peace! They're evil I say! That's why we have ninja, so that they can fight off the hordes of evil invisible dolphins that threaten us every single day.

[willchenso]

i couldn't of put it better my self that twat who keeps commenting on all thhe ask a ninja podcasts saying save the dolphins is well and truely an idiot!

[ultimategoobah]

yum, dolphin.

[Hazard33]

Seriously, if i question this guy, he makes a amv out of it?

[ROGISTERIUM]

Better watch out, better not cry, better not pout I'm telling u why,... just watch this YOUTUBE VIDEO ha ha ha LOL

[deoufan]

TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

good song

[SS12GAUGE]

He reminds me of a cross between the guy that hosts Dirty Jobs and Will Ferrell

[Shellylynne]

he reminds me of Zach Braff from Scrubs, but the voice is wrong I think.

[RobiXD]

omg now u put it like that i gotta eat dolphin sushi more often.

[ASDFGHJKLWTF]

I Wish I could Quit You... Jurassic

[42and35]

Click my name and check out my new video "Ninja Hands"

I'm tired of hearing about dolphins. At least write something slightly diffrent when you plug your videos

I've got serious ninja skills, just ask these guys

[Shokk1234567]

"it's about the way you say 'comftorbale' you say like comforbil or comfortible or 'pecan' whatever it is, you sure got roger pissed.

[Zody999]

um...okkaaay....this all looked preaty random to me

[Lindalou1986]

hahaha "...and occasionally, duck for no reason whatsoever" LOL

[blakbro2k]

dude double post... not cool

[Lindalou1986]

hahaha"...and occasionally, duck for no reason whatsoever" LOL

[Zinshin]

Man this video is making me go to Webster and listen on how to really say "comfortable".

[Zinshin]

I miss the small clip at the end. Very sad.

[ZarathustraJohnson]

I wonder if the Roger he's talking about is Roger Clinton.

[udontknowme33]

i thought he was talking about mister Roger.

[fellest]

why do people do this crap? "OH NOES!!!!111. the evil girl in the closet is gonna haunt me cos i read this on teh internets! Better spam it on some videos now"

[Saviour86]

f the dolphins, they the sea bitches!

[ZomgMetalRules1989]

lol @ ledger watches gyllenhaal , funny shit

[SmoshNinja3332]

mocha latte and six weeks in the desert. Hilarious.

[derDooFi]

roflmao xD "Duck for whatever reason!"

[wwWhiteKnight123]

Roger scares me...

[BlueWaffle1929]

have to resist urge to sa comfortable

[Skeith64]

I will never say comfortable wrong again

[cndkalu]

hahahaha

so frigin funny

[noahboah7]

roger watching you like ledger watches gyllenhaal...

[PreciousJoe]

Roger isn't even a real person. Either is Mark. don't you get it?

[rockstarzee]

ur a retard, mark is a real person u can actually ask the ninja questions...i did once and he responded

[DoodleSpank]

what was the question u asked?

[benelli10]

im roger

[LynnPoe]

Parinoid bunch... jeez...

RODGER WILL STALK YOU IN THE MIDDEL OF THE NIGHT!!!

WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING!!!

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA =coughs= Ha ha HA HA HA!!!

[appaloosahoney]

"My advice, very cautiously .... live each day as if it were your last. Oh, and duck for no reason."

LMFAO!

[SamuraiYoshi224]

Wonder what Mark's friends would say if he starts randomly ducking.

[rogervazz]

Roger Vaz - The musician and ninja

[Glutonnylover]

no he says i wish i could quit you at 00:38

[alfonsomx84]

haha this one is really funny...makes me want to be a ninja Hiiiaa!!! xD

[lee2315]

i love the ninja

[Clavon]

^ He says "I wish i could get you"

[BLOOURN]

i wish i could quit you

[UEDHunter]

What does he say at 0:38?

"I wish I could (something) you."

I couldn't catch it

[rowen123]

something like, i wish i could quit you.

This is sooo funny! XD

[halloroo]

you know what...this chair is so so very pecan

[Sammy033]

A pissed off ninja. That can ruin anyones day.

[ChikinSumai]

HE'S WHITE!

[Sojourno]

The Ninja rules all

[SakaNaomi]

XD "Oh, and occasionally duck for no reason whatsoever!"

[boomstix]

LOL whoever thought of this ask a ninja stuff is a genius

[BurntBlood]

Or... pecan!

[BenjaminBass]

There´s no stopping to the ninja!!! Awesome

[deathbymime]

shit^.^

[deathbymime]

fear not for I am mearly a shadow silently lerking behind you. don't look back ^_^

[pickles232]

funny indeed

[duffy999]

birlliant best yet

[karasuluver444]

my faovrite one!^^

[ryo604]

roflmao this one is the best omfg i laughed so hard , man im always ducking for no appaernt reason i know how mark feels. DONT SLIP UP MARK!!!!

[rockyhorrorrebel]

comforbal,confertable,or pecan....lmao

[pnynablndr]

hahaha! that ninja mask is made of a tshirt

[materiadem0n]

Watch out for roger pplz. he gave u a warning. oh no rogers right behind you!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.

[Momo0821]

"oh! and ocassionally, duck for no reason whatsoever!"

LOL I <3 this ninja!

[BLOOURN]

lol nice reference to Brokeback Mountain

[RandomTreeHuggerGirl]

lmao!! that sucks for mark!

[tommodrummer]

an elephant, a large mocolate and six weeks in the desert! lol! this guy is quality!

[Graehaus]

i wonder who is after me.. Oh btw i saw Roger. Watch out Mark.

[PuffyCheese]

"My advice to you: in a very cautious way, live every moment as if it were your last!"

[IsabelleLaurin]

Mein Got!!! I'll have nightmares 'bout that one! Lol Roger... he's pissed! XD Seriously, I love that ninja dude! You rock, man!

[5h1n0810n1]

lol roger scares me

[PomonaPete]

i have friends named forger......0.0

[sephirothclone712]

i have a friend name mark...o.o

[saykofilms]

hates your god lol

[ResidentAk]

lol ^^

[kyosama7485]

Yay RENT <33

[applepie1991]

i say pecan not peecan

[Nooreazy]

LMFAO!!! "marty,marty,marty,there arent ninjas trying to kill your" that was priceless

[BishieGoku]

LOL XD Roger thats too funny

[linkanator]

The ninja gets drunk or something when he dose these.

[funnyxninja]

one of the torturments involves a elephant a large mohalatte and 6 weeks in the dessert set that strudle stiring arournd in ther noodle lol duck for no apperent reason what so ever LMFAO

[loyesj]

i feel bad for that kkid

[raivin]

I'm in love with the ninja... can ninjas fall inlove?

[airwolfman]

Ninja explains about Ninja Love too! Look for askaninja love!

[kuronuekourmie]

an elephant, a large mocolata, and 6 weeks in the desert LOL

[paintupurple]

"like you say comfrable... or comfortable... or pecan"

[NIN4me]

I want him!! he ROCKS!!!

[DoubleHitproductions]

...... this ninja is skilled..

[Mirachu]

if i would've asked that question, that answer wouldnt really cheer me up :)

[DoeJohnson]

*ducks*

[DarkroomVisual]

Comfurble... Comfurtible.... Pecan.. lol!

[calibre369]

hahahahaha!! i wanna be a ninja

[GarnetxGardenia]

"Because Rog is just a-waitin for you to slip up!" XDDD!

[Wolfkitten13]

this is awsome! xD

[Kimcee4younme]

one of the better ones

[UltraScreech]

Rodger couldnt kill me, but, neither can the Ninja, because im a special breed of Crimson Ninja, we use stealth, but only to sneak into large groups of people, and kill every one. Were better.

[PH3312M3]

i dont wanna hear anything about being better than a ninja. you're just like paul. as a side note - did you ever let a chick named shakey practice her knife throwing?

[deathbymime]

HA! crimson ninja. thats truley amusing. I know your not a ninja of any kind cuz a ninja never admits to being one.

[Zer0nite]

Lol, he's hilarious xD

[yunaai]

elephant? 6 weeks in a desert? large mocho latte? Man, what was he gonna do, get an elephant to drink a large mocho latte and then get the elephant to somehow take him into a desert for 6 weeks? Being with an elephant for 6 weeks in a desert...that's cruelty to like, everything.

[bakasennin]

maybe he drags him into the desert for 6 weeks and hes dying of thirst. he looks for water and finds a large mocha latte. overjoyed he does to get it but the elephant comes outta nowhere and drinks it.EVIL T_T

[jltohru]

If "Roger" really wanted to kill "Mark", Mark would have no effing chance! lol

[Sango28]

because the code forbids me forbids me to be able to do that! lmao!

[mcopgirl]

i love that guy XD

"there are not ninjas