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  • speed is 64kmh

  • Maybe crash tests don't look good in this car (even though the speed in this particular video is unknown), but Alfa has always preferred to avoid an accident rather than to survive it. As do I.

  • @SoReTdj That comment is nonsense. Tell me what the 156 has that makes it less likely to crash than a BMW 3 Series (E46)? If anything, the E46 is less likely to crash in many situations due to its more advanced electronic safety systems. (DSC+T) However, sometimes you cannot stop the inevitable and this is where you want the car to perform well in a crash, irrespective of whether it's got a BMW badge on the front or an Alfa badge.

  • @richoverip I wasn't trying to compare the 156 specifically with the E46. I was just trying to say that Alfa spends more on other more important things (to me) rather than just the Euroncap crash tests (in fact, as far as I know, the 156 didn't actually take those tests). I can't argue about the E46 because I don't know it as much as the 156 (although, now that you mention it, RWD may be a serious problem for many inexperienced drivers under hazardous situations).

  • @MrDeaz

    people look on mrDeaz comments

    a typical german-car driver. retarded³

  • @mrdeaz

    look at audi a4. ps ur fag and german cars sucks

  • @mual124 Youre just saying that because of two things. 1: You cant afford a german car, and 2: You are a gayass motherfucker that sucks his fathers dick

    And Audi A4 did get 5 stars, you monkey ass piece of shit

  • @mual124 fucking nazi fritzel lover, i bet you fuck small kids in your basement. fick dich, schwul

  • alfas pedals withdraw downwards in a impact!

  • Excellent rating and looks a straight impact barriers alfa anytime! Designed to reduce movement with crumple zones!

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  • can someone who knows this subject please explain me why this alfa 156 became a semi pancake after the crash test? thing is i want to buy myself one of those, but im not 100% certain yet, so id love to get some pros/cons from people with knowledge or owners of a 156. thanks a lot!

  • @Killthreath Because this is not an official NCAP test like the other videos so the speed is unknown. It could have hit the wall at 100kph. It says in the description of the video.

  • It's funny to see the difference in comments from an Italian and a German car that perform pretty the same (Alfa a bit better) in term of passive security.

    watch?v=BZihM38d9b0

    watch?v=2MBjobow808

    People fail, not Alfa

  • This is NOT A CRASH TEST. Is a windshield adhesive test called TEROSON. Here is the same test in an Audi A4: /watch?v=2MBjobow808

    NO ES UN CRASH TEST. Es una prueba del fabricante de adhesivos de parabrisas TEROSON: /watch?v=2MBjobow808

  • It's fake and gay. The driver should be dead after an accident like that and I don't think that those kind of unsafe cars exist now.

    Alfa Romeo look very strong. I never had one but I'm thinking of buying a second handed 166.

  • @GamerAndReviewer it isnt fake because it is there for you to see...its probably doing over 100 mph...and it certainly isn't gay because it is a piece of machinery and they have no gender...GROW UP YOU DICK.

  • @mrbarleymob If the car was so unsafe it would never come out on market, you dick!

  • @GamerAndReviewer do you have a fucking brain you thick cunt...you said it was fake and gay but it is not...it is filmed at very high speed... this is real...it is showing how the car crumples which transfers the kinetic energy...notice how the person hardly moves during this crash,,,this is because the whole front end collapses and absorbs all the force...now fuck off and get your mum in here so i can punch her head in for raising a fucking thick as a board retard...twat.

  • @mrbarleymob Fuck you bitch!

  • @GamerAndReviewer i thought an ounce of real knowledge would reduce you to the level of three word playground girl talk...and i was just getting started on how energy and impacts work...wont waste no more time cause it aint ever gonna get into your melon fucking head...BUT I HAVE TO SAY...IT IS MEANT TO COLLAPSE LIKE THAT YOU SAD DRIBBLE OF AFTERBIRTH.IF IT DIDNT HE WOULD SHOOT THROUGH THE WINDOW AFTER THE BELT RIPPED HIM IN HALF AND HE STILL WOULDNT HAVE LANDED YET.

  • Great looking car! Our neigboors a couple of houses from us, had one of these, and my dad was sooooo jealous lol... he never bought one, because Alfa Romeo has so many rust problems and stuff..

  • not fake but not official too

  • According to me, it's impossible a so catastrofic test result.

    3 years ago I had a crash with my 156: one car crashed into my car at not less that 40km/h and hurted from the right door till to right wheel. due to the impact my car turned 180 degree it's direction. The other car was almost completely destroyed, with oil and water outside and airbag exploded. In my 156 right door was perfecly closing, and a very small entity damage. I went home with my car.

    Alfa 156 is a very safety car!

  • According to me, it's impossible a so catastrofic test result.

    3 years ago I had a crash with my 156: one car crashed into my car at not less that 40km/h and hurted from the right door till to right wheel. due to the impact my car turned 180 degree it's direction. The other car was almost completely destroyed, with oil and water outside and airbag exploded. In my 156 right door was perfecly closing, and a very small entity damage. I went home with my car.

    Alfa 156 is a very safety car!

  • This is 100% fake, why we can not see the entire movie only this small part? Take look at the front wheel it become blur!

  • This one is propably made in china.

  • omg!!! shit cars Alfa Romeo

  • At least the driver dies into an italian car.

  • no need to hurry

  • Speed propably near 80... so it's not so bad, but arghh... :)

  • dont worry about italian cars ! its safer

  • Altho it deforms a little, its not supposed to resemble a car..

    I do this for a living so i know this :)

    About the speed again, i crashes all the way to C-Zone, so it could be with 100 kmh ?

  • Thats a 80 km/h crash test into an non-deformable barrier. FYI :)

  • I'm just waiting for the little guy to get off the car on the back seat... like in the sipmsons when lisa watchs a crash test and says: That's not a dummy!!! hahahha

    Nice 56! but i don't like to watch alfas crash =( it hurts!!

  • That was me after a few beers :-)

  • @akicked

    italian cars are awsome. ok some old little fiat are soft but this alfa is strong!

    i ve seen a lot of crashs about this alfa and nothing will happend to the driver.

    italian cars - much better than cars from germany

  • @noobcake8 You are a fag :) Did you even see the video? The car is totally smashed into a little cube of shit. A german car wouldnt do that?

  • this video is a fake. crash by 80kmh

    alfa romeo 156 is a good and save car, im a alfa car mechanik ;)

  • @noobcake8 fake my ass... typically soft italian car.. and ur a mechanic as much as i am a rocket engineer

  • At least the alfa is interesting so as to help you AVOID the crash. But if you do........god rest your soul! :-o

  • 1521joe is a Bmw fan, i made the mistake of responding to his negative comments a few months ago, look what has happened, this troll now posts on every comment

    i make on youtube, my postbox has average 20 messages a day from this nut, i have kept off youtube for a couple of weeks and the vile messages has decreased to 3 a day, looks like its going to return to 20 now...

  • @alfistii1

    M-U-A-HAHAHAHA:)

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  • The spped in this test it must be at least 90 km/h (55 mph)

  • The simple solution? Don't crash.

  • Disaster!

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  • this video is a modification of AUDI A4 teroson test maked by german TÜV rheinland pfalz. compare the environment with this other video:

    its 100% fake look this: watch?v=2MBjobow808

  • Why we dont not make a test self, buying an old 156, 64kmh deformable barrier than you will see this video is a fake.

  • Its not euroncap style.Audi A4 have crashtest at same area and its not comparable with crashtest by EuroNCAP.I think it's at a higher speed.. or ..Not impact on 40% front of car , but 30% - . (sorry for my english)

  • built on same platform as the fiat tipo which is also the same of the old fiat bravo and the lancia lybra that you could purchase until 2005 i belieive and the tipo was engineered in 1988... and the frame was actually ecceptionally good for fiat's frames of that age in fact it had been sold for nearly 20 years

  • Purtroppo non è un fake i criteri di sicurezza della fine degli anni 90 ed inizio 2000 erano palesemente superficiali e inferiori a quelli attuali e, purtroppo, da possessore di un'Alfa 156 sono rimasto molto deluso e sconcertato nel vedere questo filmato......

  • @xemblemax Non è un test ufficiale EURONCAP quindi c'è poco da ragionarci sopra. Non sappiamo i criteri con cui è stato eseguito il test e quindi non è comparabile con quelli delle altre auto. Di sicuro in un test EURONCAP non avrebbe preso più di 3 stelle poichè la 147 ha avuto quel risultato.

  • nasty car,shit i may say

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  • @alfistii1 uuuuu,you are a frustrated one :)). you just do that,crash youre alfa 156 like that . I like alfa`s ,love a56 24 v 2 l , but .... no thanks,i dont wana die.

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  • That didnt look good. I have an Alfa Romeo 156 hope I ll not crash .

  • in what speed?

  • guardate bene, il video e falso,e manomesso, prima dell'impatto si vede il riflesso sul vetro anteriore, appena inizia l'impatto il riflesso non si vede piu,, e evidente che non e autentico,

  • its fake, its not an official test!! its obious, just look at it!!

  • @ooMATTiAoo Ofcourse its fake, I mean where are all the explosions?

  • omg :(

  • @fiatjeps no la auto usate nell'euro ncap non sono gialle vengono prese con colore a caso se guardi i crash della 147 se non mi sbaglio era rossa

  • Fake, non è una 156

  • drive alfa romeo 156,preformans of this car are veru good but crash test is teribile.I have this video in mobile phone :)

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  • @maskElectric sell it. i think my 98 vectra is safer than this junk

  • I don't believe that this is 64 km/h.

    It must be 80 or something.....

  • Oh shit. Suddenly I do not feel so safe in my 156

  • This is the old model until 1998, the new one (as all new Alfa Romeo) has 5 stars.

  • What you mean, they only introduced this model in late 97 early 98 !!!!

  • That's what i've told.. ò.ò

    This is the old model, the new model has 5 stars.

  • you said it was the old model UNTIL 1998, that means they launched a new, stronger car after that date, they didnt!

  • @discocreator76

    Yes, they Did..in 2002 they made another version of the Alfa 156, then the Alfa 159, Alfa Brera, Alfa MiTO, Alfa Giulietta.. ecc.

  • This is bad : ( Driver is dead sure !!!!!!! What is with constrution of 156 bad metal,or something else !!!!!sry for my bad english !!!!!!!

  • Look at the 1994-2001 audi a4 u will be suprised.

  • Exactly, most cars built before this past decade deformed like this on impact, they just weren't very safe back then.

    Well except Volvos of course, those things are like bunkers on wheels.

  • its not that bad....

  • i was thinking of buying one of these until now. looks like they concentrate too much on 'the passion' and history and not so much on safety, looks like your dead at 40 mph in this egg box,the 147 is just as bad check :euro ncap!! the age issue is no exuse vw bora is as old and is 10x safer, hmmm a company trading on its distant past now scavenging fiats parts bin is sad

  • this is not an official test, period

  • Actually the 147 has a 3 star NCAP rating, which the 156 probably would have too since they share most of the chassis, which also happens to be the same rating as a mk5 Passat ;)

    As far as this VIRAL video in particular, it cannot be taken seriously as it isn't an official NCAP test therefore no comparisons can be made and you can't even tell how fast the car was going. You could have the safest car in the world that if you ram it against concrete blocks at 200Km/h it'll still end a pancake.

  • Maybe the car was still being developed??!?!?!

  • is not an official test!!!!

  • i dont think its fake.. and i own a 156..

    i hope i dont crash :)

    if i do though, and still alive, id prolly buy another one ;)

  • absolutly ! .. and agree !

    here in thailand they even still have NEW FL2 Series avaiable !

  • @phdb69er =) Alfa Romeo forever end ever

  • @phdb69er that's how alfisti do it

  • @phdb69er and if you will crash you will die happy! ;) Because you've got an alfa!

  • @klramon a year later and i crashed with my 156. i fell asleep while driving probably at around 150-160kmph and hit a minivan loaded with barels.. the driver said he saw a red bullet smashing on the back of his car. i had a small cut on my left hand, from the airbag deployment... thats all. not even a neck sore. not even a pain killer.

    I bought an Alfa Romeo GT. nuff said..

  • @phdb69er I had also several crashes behind me and one of them in a smart. So many people say that it is not safe. But well I drove in a side of a bus with 60 kph (it was slippery and I was on a hurry) and only thing I've got was a broken nose.

  • it's not too bad, just think that the 156 is... 10-12 years old?

  • They were originally introduced in 1998, so i guess, but they were in production untill 2005

  • golfrossa86 non mi resta che dirti che sei una testa di cazzo!! pezzo di merda golfista... la golf fa cagare..una delle macchine piu brutte mai fatte...

  • Sinceramente di un test NON ufficiale nn mi fido più di tanto, non posso credere che una alfa 156 si accartocci così... e chè è di gomma? Manco la fiat uno fàrebbe sta figura... secondo me è un fake!!

    FAKE!!!

  • si è vero... non preoccuparti guarda il crash test della 147

  • Questo non so che crash test sia.

    Purtroppo non ho mai visto alcun crash test ufficale della 156. In youtube trovi solo questo.

    Trovi invece crash test della 147. La 156 e' costruita sulla base della 147, in pratica sono la 3 porte, la berlina 3 volumi e la sportwagon.

    La 147 non passa propriamente bene il crash test. La 156 e' piu' lunga, il che vuol dire piu' pesante. Se la struttura non e' stata rinforzata, la capacota' di assorbimento dell'urto e' anche inferiore alla 147.

  • Ow sweet jesus, i love the 156, but god i wouldn't show this to my wife and kids before buying one :-)

    I wonder how my 145 with 1994 chassis would perform :d

  • before you guys make stupid comments check the year of the car. before 2000 the cars made were not that safe.

    our day most cars get 4 stars.

  • ITS QUITE CLEAR

    none of you guys have driven a Alfa Romeo?

    And the ones that have, are dead.

    lol

  • not dead yet ;)

  • I'm still alive and kicking... Drive a 156 2.4 JTDm MK.2 Sportwagon.

    Also, if a car was to fair this badly in a crash test, it would fail! So this is obviously fake. If it were real, the 156 would never have gone into mainstream manufacture.

  • I don't know if ti's a standard NCAP test, it could be at a higher speed, but it's definitely not fake

  • shaneee5 = shit

  • you gay muhaha

  • It is very funny becouse most of you really hadn't got this car. I crashed my alfa 2 weeks ago and i know that this car is safe. Don't give a shit and please don't talk if you don't know anything bout this car. Thanks

  • a fucker crashed into me.. i have a 156... guess what... almost nothing happened to me, the other car was all fucked up

  • The alfa romeo 156 have an old conception now and is not really solid and safety but the new alfa 159 is extremely solid and safety. Furthemore the alfa 159 is a pretty beautiful car.

  • i thought this was a 4 star ncap car?

  • fail

  • what did u expect it to do? it hit a stationary object at a speed we dont know.. id say fairly high. im sure anything made of metal and plastic would crumple (passengers would be ok!@)

  • questo video rispecchia perfettamente la sicurezza delle alfa di oggi....alfisti aprite gli occhi, sono solo fiat travestite per le feste.....

  • well... my audi is much safer than this piece of shit... look at that crash test!!!! are u blind?????? oooh my God

  • yes it is but your audi is much slower and it is disgusting :D

  • cancellate sto video :|

  • dude this car saved my life 2 weeks ago

  • porca puttana io lo appena comprata sta macchina!!!!!!

  • e qua sorgono i pentimenti....

  • these crash test people are so ignorant! they are destroying alfas... :(

  • è impossibile ke la golf si fermi da 100km/h a zero in 25metri...macchine come la bmw M3 e la porsche carrera si fermano in 34 e 36 metri..e montano freni in carboceramica con pinze decisamente più grandi di quelle di qualsiasi golf...lo spazio d'arresto della golf GT di ultima generazione è di circa 40 metri mentre la terza serie ce ne metterà 43o 44

  • Quello che dici è verissimo....... Comunque c'è un auto fantastica che è l'A4 che si ferma in 33,9 metri un vero record per la categoria, contando che monta dischi normali è superlativo! Domani la ritirooooo!!!!!

  • I miss my alfa

  • makes me want to cry seeing such a beautiful car destroyed :(

  • La 156 nn deve essere paragonata alla Golf, bensi' alla Passat!Se andate a vedere il crash-test della Passat 1998-2005 e' altrettanto impressionante.(Gli sportelli post. erano addirittura bloccati!!!!!)

  • Indubbiamente le VW sono automobili di altissima qualita', anche perche' sono auto vendute in tutto il mondo e provenienti da paesi con climi estremi (come volvo,saab.ecc).

    La Golf ha salvato il destino della VW stessa... ma l'Alfa Romeo ha una cuore!E il cuore ha sempre ragione! :-)

  • Ma chi credi di essere,tu e quella carretta vecchia

  • lol not good

  • i need to know the exact speed of that crash test.

  • Its fake. speed much upper then 64 kmh.

  • perhaps you mean "higher"?

  • may be) my english is no good;)

  • God these cars are absolute rubbish, it just fell apart, thats only at 30mph????? imagine 70mph??????? horrible badly built heap of junk

  • Just proves my point,the build quality is horrendous, I will never drive an italian car, there death traps and should be banned from ever been produced.

  • Fuck da Volkswagen which realy menas SCHMELZWAGEN

  • If you search crash tests you'll find the results of the 156 crash aren't that much different to other comparable sized cars. I am still happy with my 156 ... when not in my Alfa I have a Ducati too so just don't crash is the best option.

  • I got an Alfa 156 im safer in that car then on my Ducati LOL

  • TONNO RIOMARE...si taglia con un grissino....

    skifo alfa!!!

    VW 4ever

  • ma stai zitto, ignorante, che la tanto decantata passat nel 1997 ha ottenuto anche lei 3 stele come l'Alfa Romeo 156 e poi questo crash test non è euroncap (secondo me la velocità d'impatto è superiore ai 64km/h)

  • ignorante...?poverino mi fai pena ti attacchi alla passat nel 97(sempre se sia vero....)vogliamo parlare della 147....?hahahah che umiliazione!!!si obiettivo dai...6 solo un fanatico di un mito che nn esiste più....

  • è vero, l'alfa non esiste più (MA RITORNERA', VEDRAI CHE RITORNERA') e di certo la passat si è comportata meglio nel crash test, ma la prova della 156 sono certo che non è euroncap.

    la 147 ha preso 3 stelle perchè ha registrato un ottimo test laterale, ma uno scadente risultato nelle prova frontale, migliorato con il restyling '04.

    POI PERO' SE VOGLIAMO VEDERE CHI E' + VELOCE IN UN PERCORSO GUIDATO TRA LA 156 E LA PASSAT O TRA LA 147 E LA GOLF PER ME NON C'E' PROBLEMA COSI' VEDIAMO CHE RIDE...

  • se lo dici tu....

  • eh, eh, io non faccio scommesse se non sono sicuro di vincere...

  • 6 andato a vedere il crash della 147.....mamma mai che rottame...blhee...sembra la golf eh.....?

    si la prima serie forse....dai fai ridere i polli....buhahahah!!!!

  • non hai capito nulla, come al solito.

    la golf ha preso 4 stelle (ottimo risultato, complimenti alla vw) la 147 3 (modello 2000) e ha registrato un ottimo test laterale, ma uno scadente risultato nelle prova frontale, migliorato con il restyling '04.

    ti ripeto che nel crash test è andata meglio la golf, ma sottolineo che in un percorso guidato (di handling) la 147 si beve la tua amica tedesca. SONO STATO CHIARO O FARAI FINTA DI NON CAPIRE ANCORA???

  • ascolta..guardati il video R32 vs GTA vs FOCUS ST...poi vedi chi è la migliore nell'handling! E' una fandonia! poi dipende tutto dal guidatore!! se sulla 147 ci metti Schumacher e sulla golf trulli.. è normale!! comunque... come volete... avete ragione...poi se vi incontro su strada e vedete che una golf 3a serie in curva vi si mangia non piangete per favore!!! DAS AUTO

  • perche spacchi sempre le palle sui i video delle alfa ah ho capito la notte le alfa te le sogni ahahah ma vai a cagare

  • e poi la 156 di colore giallo non e' mai stata disponibile!! e poi guarda del blocco blu dove va a sbattere la 156 come la 156 sbatte si piega invece doveveva essere fatto di ferro invece quando il blocco blu si peiga si vede che escono cose bianche apparentemente piume!! quindi e' tutto truccato !! non ci sono neanche i cristalli!! poi la 147 e' stata fatta sullo stesso pianale della 156 e' la 147 ha avuto 4 stelle euroncap

  • Tra l'altro la tenuta di strada della 147 è ancora oggi una delle migliori del proprio segmento.

    La conseguenza è una minore probabilità di andare a sbattere.

  • ecco il solito coglione di turno! Cosa significa la tenuta di strada!?? basta un colpo di sonno o un cane che ti attraversa e stai bene a dire la tenuta di strada,vai sempre contro un muro!! ignorante! e se le alfa si comportano così e come se viaggi in una cassa da morto!!!!!! NON COMPRERò MAI UN'ALFA SE SI COMPORTA COSì IN UN'URTO!

  • Non mi pare di avere espresso chi sa cosa,ho fatto solo delle considerazioni

    E comunque una macchina con una migliore tenuta si comporta meglio anche nelle situazioni di emergenza,vatti a vedere le prove che vengon fatte di superamento dell'ostacolo etc... visto che parlavi di cani che attraversavano la strada (o di stronzi come te visto che dai del coglione a sproposito).Per quanto riguarda il colpo di sonno è colpa di chi guida che deve rendersi conto di fare una sosta.

  • Certo che se la tua idea di sicurezza è pubblicare video in cui con una Golf 3°serie da 90cv TDI mentre la porti a 200km\h beh possiamo stare a posto...

  • io la porto a 200, ma la mia ha i cerchi 16 con assetto e molle eibach e freni baffati autoventilati! ho fatto anche le prove di frenata 100-0 le faccio in 14 metri vedi un pò tu! Se siete ignoranti rimanete IN SILENZIO!

  • Certo,sicuramente è meglio di una formula 1...

  • pensala come vuoi, ma basta guardare il crash test di golf 3 che è meglio di questa 156 pur avendo 10 anni in +!!

  • Visto che sei intelligente solo tu,a quanto viaggia la macchina di questo crash?

    No perchè è tutto al rallentatore e non si può granchè comparare con quelli della Golf 3 (me li son visti su youtube).

    Poi scusa ma al di la di tutto vale la pena mettere su una Golf TDI molle e super freni etc?

    Lo dico perchè varrano più della macchina stessa e non hai certo in mano una GTI.

  • 1° non sono cazzi tuoi che macchina ho in mano però io spendo + 200 euro per i freni che no 400 per fare la centralina che poi quando vai a fare una frenata a 100 ti cappotti! quindi zitto... poi tutti i test euro& cup sono fatti alla velocità di 68 km\h per tutte le macchine! quindi è uguale per tutti..... e i video parlano da soli.... Se volete andare in giro in una cassa da morto fate pure! CIAO!

  • ah, beh se dici che vengono eseguiti alla velocità di 68 km/h allora ne sai molto di test EURONCAP (e non euro& cup, non sai neanche come si scrive!).

    FORSE NON SAI CHE I TEST FRONTALI VENGONO ESEGUITI ALLA VELOCITA' DI 64 km/h, esterofilo GOLFISTA.

    A proposito, in quanti metri si ferma la tua golf da 100 km/h? 14 metri???? ah ah, ma non farmi ridere, PIRLA!

  • testina di minchia...comunque sono uguali per tutte le macchine!! non interessa come si scrive ma i risultati...e mi dispiace...ma l'alfa fa cagare!! è un dato di fatto!! quindi zitto e soka! e comunque non l'ho mai testata la frenata...ma in circa 25 metri mi fermo! provaci con la tua alfa......ah già...sempre se i freni funzionano e l'abs non ti schianta i tubi del freno!! ma rodi quanto vuoi..la verità è alla luce di tutti! chi vuol capire poi capisce,gli altri rimangono ignoranti! DAS AUTO!