Missile Near Miss

[Karl23extreme]

u farted. 0:07

[Mr2505federal]

If I was a betting man I would say that guy no longer on that ship and he got his ass chewed for about a week.

[sy431193]

he should have just jumped and caught hold of the rocket and see where it takes him!!!

[smzone45]

and they had to ask me clean the windows today

[HachiZenki]

Well you know when you need a nic fix you need a nic fix.

[cybermarsactual]

Deck inspection is priority over missle launch. Especially for a yoman 4th class bildge pump assistant w/ foolish conduct demerit badge.

[ZOLCSCSI]

FAILXD

[d3t0x22]

voted #2 way to commit suicide. #1 you fly off on the rocket while bangin a hot chick that doesn't speak your language. key on the does not speak your language. i just had my first encounter with that scenario. put it on your bucket list

[nachtwolf84]

Almost a naval version of Dr. Strangelove.

[sjtom57]

Is it any wonder why we haven't really won a war since WWII?

[datzfast]

wow that was almost a closed casket party

[hageman24]

.....and then i said "BEST 4TH OF JULY EVER!!!!!" i know right?

[FireOfEire]

Too much viagra

[MrJaromirhladik]

he's probably just having a cigarette and enjoying the ocean breeze. Rockets are such a downer

[Vectorr4Emperor]

"My name is Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to the moon!"

[Meanie010]

He was the poor bastard who had to light the fuse.

[razorhanny]

OMG

[calvario1885]

he wanted to be the next men in the moon

[MrShanesink]

that is a really close call!!!!

[chrisiglehart]

That would be a near hit

[PianoManCallum]

What is the song in the slo mo bit?

[Kulwicki]

@PianoManCallum Cantaloupe Island

[arbitar222]

i think that guys bacon got abit toasted lol

[murphdawg700]

chuck norris shits harder than that after a mexican dinner

[ldragonheart]

near miss? you mean near hit!

[asty69]

@ldragonheart no a near miss means it was a miss but was very close to being a hit

[ldragonheart]

@asty69 think about it the rocket did not hit the ship. if the missile nearly missed that means it fucking hit it

if it hit the ship that means it nearly hit it!!!

[AmpedOhAte]

@asty69 no... its near hit. its not a near miss cause it DID miss. its a near hit, cause it was close to hitting the guy. you are retarded beyond relief if you cant understand that.

[simontrowell]

@AmpedOhAte It's a phrase mate'near miss'is a phrase for a close call.

doh! think about what you call people before you hold yourself up to look stupid.

[LeisureInLife]

Fucking best use of music on YouTube

[7676461]

i bet the hard bastard went to light his cig from it)

[MrMarcoNadine]

Chuck Norris dryin' his pants..

[ntlprt]

FUCKED KILLERS!

[dimo123507]

hehe the man near the missle xD

[hellkidgreenday]

probably he shitted his pants so hard they have a big hole...

[D00mbr0s]

music fail

[patton303]

Near miss?? I'd fucking call that a NEAR HIT.

[luke9828]

what the hell, what a dumb ass

[polerbare10]

i would have done it lol

[Kylef7735]

@polerbare10 and we would have been better off without you.

[polerbare10]

@Kylef7735 gota have fun on a ship some how

[TexasDistortion]

yeah i remember dumb asses like that when i was in the navy

[dreambox85]

he was about to be grilled ...

[rikshaw223]

those missiles can flash fry a buffalo, he was just trying to warn the fish.

[SlipknotMetal777]

do you like the elton john song "rocket man"? i only bring it up because its you. your the rocket man

[mindsmirror]

@SlipknotMetal777 His the rocket man, yes.....

You are becomes you're, not your. Your is possessive son.

[SlipknotMetal777]

@mindsmirror jesus christ i feel like im back in school, that rocket man thing was from a movie btw

[mindsmirror]

@SlipknotMetal777 I'm aware of that. It's from "The Rock", but they probably spelled it correctly in the script.

[SlipknotMetal777]

@mindsmirror well good for them, as long as people get it then i dont give a shit, at least i didnt say it like a nigger, "yo man hav u heard dat song, rocket man, yo dat shits da bomb nigga, ima busta cap and spank som ho

[mindsmirror]

@SlipknotMetal777 Yes, I'm quite aware that you don't give a shit about your ability to speak and write in English. I just hope English isn't your native language, because if it is then you have no excuse for these kinds of failures son. I have to admit, it would be really funny if you were one of those dudes who goes around saying that immigrants had better learn English, while not actually having a good command of the language yourself though.

[SlipknotMetal777]

@mindsmirror my native language is Fuck You, and i think if an immigrant cant speak English they shouldn't have to learn it, they should just be shot.

[mindsmirror]

@SlipknotMetal777 I agree, however, the rule counts double for a non-immigrant who is incapable of speaking and writing in English. Thus, you should be shot twice son.

[SlipknotMetal777]

@mindsmirror i can speak/write English well, i just don't really care when im on the internet typing some comment

[mindsmirror]

@SlipknotMetal777 That's a massive pile of bullshit. If you'd known that "your" is possessive and doesn't mean "you are", then you'd have simply written "you're". Nobody with a brain purposely writes things incorrectly. People also don't just randomly forget how to write when they're on the internet. English is the same whether it's written on a computer (With or without an internet connection) or a piece of paper. Don't lie, you don't just magically forget how to write only when you're online.

[SlipknotMetal777]

@mindsmirror gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit

[mindsmirror]

@SlipknotMetal777 I'm not Chubbs, fool.

[SlipknotMetal777]

@mindsmirror lol, the whole comments thing is filled up with our argument

[buffitup1]

@SlipknotMetal777 Prove it by writing it then we would'nt be haveing this tet a tat.

Case in point; 'im'. Try 'I'm"

[sktm06]

@buffitup1 You might wanna proof read, you said "would'nt", when it's "wouldn't".

[buffitup1]

@sktm06 OK kids, this class is now in session. Our lession today is 'contractions'. Would not. would nt, would'nt. Class dismissed. Do not run now. I mean do'nt run now.

[sktm06]

@buffitup1

Hahaha, you're an idiot! Would not is wouldn't you fucking idiot! You are the dumbest mother fucker haha. You see that little red line under your text "would'nt"? Try right clicking that smart guy, you could learn!

[buffitup1]

@SlipknotMetal777 You should be aware that some of these "niggas' do write and speak much better english than you do. I am Jamaican and was appalled at horrible english that most north american speak. The written english is even more appalling. Most people here do not know the defference between 'to' and 'too', 'your' and 'you're', 'than' and 'then' and the list goes on. So I am quite amused by your belief in your illusion of superiority. Small minds indeed.

[inyourmind11]

@buffitup1 Hey that's very offensive to me. Every country has its idiots.

[KaRoXoNinja]

look at the poor guy down where the second missle took off wtf!

[gammalfisk]

its a fart sound when the first missile go off! :) HAHAHA

[NoWayImStupid]

that's his job idiots, and he has high dollar ear protection

[TakumiFujiwara80]

"ok guys i go out for a cigarette" :)

[antonioWiseGuys]

that guy got burned for sure

[damian13531]

a dumb fuck is a retard that makes idiotic comments and or laughs at other peoples misfortune as he sits with his fat blubbery gut bouncing in front of his computer- moments before a stray bullet puts a hole in it and he experiences mysery first hand.

[PotholesInMyLawn]

@damian13531 Spot on!!! Great reply!!!!!!!

[fastone32]

dumb fuck

[rhoadsfan777]

fired!!!

[TheScarfactory]

"Captain where are you? I was told to come meet you here for my promotion."

[bodders1029]

imagine how tight his arse hole was when he heard the first one go off.....

[LCHLLO2008]

didn't his parents tell him "to never return to a firework once it has been lit" lol. lucky man.

[drawbutt]

Every time I watch this pony I see that it's fake it's a toy boat can't you see this dumb people

[D1rec7or]

@drawbutt

i like the way you think.

[hypock1]

if thats real, he probably got third degree burns all over his back

[Marneus2000]

music reminds me of the sims :D

[Weltbevoelkerung]

What a song is it?

[th1nk21]

herbie hancock cantaloupe island

[gunnemdown357]

What the fuck is he doing out there..Isnt there some kind of warning sound before the launch...

[shane71880]

well .......someone had to light the fuse  ; )

[CartmanLandZ]

loll

[abhish1984]

@shane71880 lmao !!

[oMaRkWaH33R1o]

@shane71880 Well.. Hmm im partial to that. With our technology we can launch a nuke from in a building but not a small missle?

[allenda77]

@shane71880 at arms length!!

[akamikeg]

@shane71880 That man was Chuck Norris

[prodigistics]

@shane71880 Pick me, i'll do it. HA HA

[xBloodXGusherx]

By the time the first missle that guy is def like..."OHH SHIIIIT IM FUCKED !!"

[drawbutt]

It's fake you idiots it's a model boat good camera work but fake you losers

[2012FutureMarine]

drawbutt you're comment = FAIL

[debstef]

See, YOU are the idiot. Watch the deck where the second missile comes out. The video is about the guy crossing the deck at the wrong time. So there......loser

[misteryman765]

20 buks sais that guy is deff now...

[TheGatman101]

any modern warship has no walkin areas on the missile silos.... and if they do there is alarms sounded long be4 they go off.... so that guy deserved 2 get burned

[legomaster123]

laalalalallaaaa...

WTF

BOOOOOM

[Pokerislife7]

that guy almost got toasted

[Adithep6]

What the, what is the point of that?????

[23rice23]

ears destroyed and probably has his lungs polluted by all the exhaust from the rocket.

still, better than getting a rocket up his ass.

[bigbengamer]

@23rice23 I dunno, if i'm going to be that close to a flaming shaft of penetration, I better get some satisfaction from it.

[147258GS]

he farted guys

[indexx666]

Haha, the Sweet! Power! of a Fart! :D

[mpwelk]

Hahaha, what exactly inspired you to use Herbie Hancock?

[hellskitchen123]

everything inspires us to do that. he's god

[Wes91793]

"why were you standing there" guy almost hit- "Whaaaaaaaatttt I can't hear!"

[poorhobo69]

fuck that guy is lucky!!

[Bryanalabas]

I have a Question... has anyone else Noticed that we CANT hear the first Rocket? I'm sure there is a good explination for this... Just kinda curious...

[leriderfou]

I think what we hear IS the first rocket.. and we don't hear the second one because the video is too short

[joobn00b]

lol at least he would b sky high flyin wit the birds

[lApEkv2l]

I don't call that a near miss, but he definitely got his ears boxed in.

[haloslayer1333]

stupid video. a near miss is a almost hit jackass hole!!

[triggerchelsea1]

woh! bet that felt warm.

[jmr604]

There was a man on the deck and he started to run away when the missle launched..... that was the close call.

[bphendri]

Sounded like somsone farted in the beginning of the video..

[patrickakapapoo]

hahhahaha oh my god it does haha u listen close haha thats good lmao rofl

[bbbd]

i bet he shit bricks and was on fire after that 1...

[RRRJJJWWW]

roflmao

[HJW018]

captains mass

[kindbluey]

Almost cooked! Time to change underwear!

[quetzalcoatl4ever]

hahahaha

what a dumb shit!!!!

[bartman1775]

I think the back blast would have killed him.

[said123965]

good

[sebasboner]

he had to smell like roasted chicken for a week

[dustinwrye]

That would have been even better with a Hollywood kick ass dive off the ship. lol

[Krukkie]

Man English ain't my first language and even I can tell you that a near miss means it did hit.

Stay in school.

[Challenger2uk]

A near miss is an unplanned event that did not result in injury, illness, or damage - but had the potential to do so.

Google it.

[Krukkie]

I wouldn't be surprised if the person who came up with the term is American, cus most of them are stuuuuuuuuuuuupid...

And I'm not afraid to say that, especially since one said he's 'not a moran'.

[VanguardBeta]

Erm, no, don't start preaching about English if you can't even understand terms properly...'near miss' means what it says...that it was a miss, that was near. So, no, you're wrong.

[Krukkie]

But you have to be brainless to not see that a near miss would mean it did hit. The term is just bullshit, that's what I'm saying.

[VanguardBeta]

No, you wouldn't, because you clearly don't understand the term. But I can see where you're getting confused. You think that the term 'Near miss' means that it did hit, but was nearly a miss, when in fact it's the other way round. The term means that it did miss, but it was near to hitting.

[Krukkie]

Thanks Einstein.

Told you I already know that.

[VanguardBeta]

Actually no, you didn't. I think if you read through your comment again you don't say anywhere that you know the term means that. Besides, it's irrelevant whether you knew it or not, I'm telling you that in actual fact, the term wouldn't make more sense the other way around. Pathetic.

[VanguardBeta]

Ahh the old classic...you've been completely proved wrong so you start saying anything you can. Except in this case what you said was completely irrelevant and stupid, particularly considering my mates are stoners, so I see how people behave on a high weekly, and that wasn't it. Just give up mate, because you're going less than nowhere now.

[Krukkie]

No you keep telling shit I already told you and you're hopelessly trying to prove me wrong whilst we're agreeing on the same thing, which is bullshit. ARE YOU HIGH?

[VanguardBeta]

I'm not telling shit, you keep saying that the phrase should mean something else, which it shouldn't. And you obviously don't really properly understand English phrases, seeing as you're not really using 'Are you high?' properly either. Give up.

[Krukkie]

A yes is sufficient.

[fuxwitme87]

Actually you need to stay in school. Funny you say americans are morons, which you spelled wrong, and you are the one who doesn't know what he is talking about.

[Krukkie]

Thanks for beating up a dead horse, much like the previous idiot who lost the last argument with me.

And fuck me for making a typo. And yes, the average American (there, happy now?) is a dumbass.

Shmuck.

[Rbombsaway2]

A near miss means a miss that was almost a hit. Krukkie, shut up and learn more English, you trolling retard.

[Krukkie]

I've learned English and I also have a thing called common sense, which makes me notice this term is bullshit.

Cus someone was being a dumbass.

And I've also learned that troll is a big, ugly thing, usually with a club and a brain the size of a peanut, making 'trolling retard' the most stupid thing I've ever heard, cus trolls are also retard.

Back to you, smarty pants.

PS: <--- Smartass.

[Rbombsaway2]

Stupid, you thought I called you a "retarded troll" or "trollish retard". I said "trolling retard". Go look in a dictionary and find what the term "trolling" means.

And stop pretending that you know enough about the English language because you don't. I'm saying this because I'm the one who has common sense. And didn't I tell you to shut up?

[Krukkie]

So what if you have?

[rx8malta]

sorry for late response krukkie but tell that retard who told you learn more english that A NEAR MISS IS SOMTHING THAT ACTUALLY HIT AND NEARLY MISSED, and its a near hit something that have missed. if he doesnt understand this hes the retard and if hes american he need to learn more english :)

[Krukkie]

Yes and this totally contradicts the term's meaning, that's my whole point.

Thanks for the comment =)

[rx8malta]

americans try make english there own way so they'll be different from english people and all they look is dumb idiots and full of mistakes

[Rbombsaway2]

Stupid. Anyone who lives in an English-speaking country uses the term like that.

[rx8malta]

yes in your country yes because they're stupid they learn it wrong and they keep saying it wrong

[Rbombsaway2]

So you think England and Australia are stupid too?

[rx8malta]

no they call that near hit or nearly hit not near miss.

[DMon3y69]

does it really matter? no. its online. its a little comment about a video. IT DOESN"T MATTER.

[SamFreedom]

Near miss is a comedy term. It's done to mess with peoples' heads on purpose. This vid is even tagged "comedy" A near miss is a "hit" and the guy walking by was hit by the sound... he was nearly missed.

[Wootang333]

see what you mean brown trouser time

[skodavrsfan]

new shorts please.........

[driftability]

Bye bye eyebrows.

[justinlc1]

Wow, that guy almost went for a ride :)