The Final Battle

[BigKahunaShake]

patton oswalt and 5 second films? fuck yeah.

[bobbyhooks99]

Why is Alf in your tags?

[ADAVIDOLOGIST]

@bobbyhooks99 really?

[AcNicolas]

@bobbyhooks99 0:06

[stuelke96]

I'll watch the rest tomorrow

[cycloalkanemembrane]

Meanwhile in winterhold...

[jooliveira123]

SO TO AQUI POR CAUSA DO CHICO! QUEM TABEM TA AQUI POR CAUSA DELE DA JOINHA AE

[CesaarAugustto]

@Chico45 me trouxe aqui

[66Garotapodre]

hahahahaa



[HatchetHaro]

Looks like 0:07 died...

[fable2fan1]

@HatchetHaro the dastardly second stealer strikes again!

[HatchetHaro]

@fable2fan1 True. True. :D

[4te1u1z]

he's a wizard, harry!

[AnAfroChigger]

im gonna make character in skyrim and name him Malazar the Wizard

[samiz13east]

i 5 second film not 8

[ZRaffleticket01]

Anyone notice asylum is spelled "ASSylum?

[MegaAstroFan18]

In fact wile Malazar the Wizard is attacking he's imagining himself as a disabled person in a strange world different from his own. This fantasy drives him to search out and brutally scorch anyone in a wheelchair.

[Murdoku]

Woah, u guys have money? ;p

[Bert2DX]

You face not Malazar alone, but the legions he commands!

[xP3t3]

If he wasn't trapped in that earthly body of his, everybody would be dead

[Hebblewater1]

I could see Patton Oswalt just doing this at home for fun.

[BenSapphire2011]

No, he's plotting the massacre that YOU WILL ALL DIE in. :3

[khrrck967]

Malzahar the wizard? :V

[foxyb69]

Lmfao, really I am 

[belongin]

running with his right hand?

[IvanSegal]

love the doll he's holding at the end

[Tix360]

Patton Oswalt <3

[b2chb2ch]

thumbs up if u watched this 10 times and still think its funny

[matrixgoer45]

@hazzabananza What if... he's a wizard thinking he's a mentally handicapped person who think he's a banana who thinks he's Smosh who thinks he's a mentally handicapped person?

[truthseeker1995]

Isn't that the guy who played Spence on the king of queens?

[LongJohnsonn]

Know that feel

[MahajiHaji]

nobuddy well ever underrstand tha powor i poses

[VerendumGames]

The title is suddenly very depressing.

[Kelnot]

Who's that actor?

[buddythecow]

@Kelnot PATTON OSWALT! :D

[QuestenEnjoysLife]

This depresses the hell out of me.

[Jack11017]

@Bballinjosh 

[hazzabananza]

@Jack11017 *cue end credits to Requiem for a Dream*

[earlajune]

hahahaha thats the dude from united states of tara huh?

[kelsokitten]

See, he's just playing Skyrim in his head.

Nurses are Hagravens.

That TeddyBear is actually his Companion, Lydia.

Other Handicapped people are TownsFolk.

And The Television is the Eye of Magnus?

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Isn't learning fun, kids?

[lolzoretwo]

@kelsokitten Skyrim was released after this was. sorry...

[mafiamanj15]

lol, that's Patton Oswald.

[LihAniaih]

Saint Elsewhere in 5 seconds.

[360MaxdudeMax]

Yes I was a wizard like you, Then I took a arrow to the knee.

[PappaShmack]

@360MaxdudeMax thats fucking old!

[TheNyandog]

Skyrim in a nutshell

[Totema1]

Does no one notice the ALF doll?

[Inferno41]

patton oswalt owns, that is all.

[warofthewalruses]

you know, I thought this was funny until I understood the title. now i'm sad.

[MrVulgaris]

I used to play Skyrim all the time. Then I took a vagina to the penis.

[VerendumGames]

@MrVulgaris Burn.

[xXgrungie]

@MrVulgaris NICE!

[FireWalkWithMe91]

This is possibly my favourite 5sf

[landons1337]

Skyrim is for people

[AncelDeLambert]

2 magic 2 magic

[DeadBoy85]

somewhat the story of my life

[wiier14]

Too much skyrim

[GundamDeathScythe11]

wouldnt be surprised if those where actually patton's dreams every night

[FaslifiedHero]

If I ever become a human vegetable, I want to be that vegetable.

[kop4321]

:( 

[musicforhalflife]

insane asylum......

[MrVuEric]

Lighting Bolt Lighting Bolt Lighting Bolt

[Leifstuan]

Why is the fat guy from "King of Queens" in this video?

[popatire23]

@Leifstuan

Which one?

[nobodyimp]

@popatire23 Patton Oswalt :)

[TrollfaceToke]

Wait... this wasn't 5 seconds long! >:(

[rsisawesome80]

LOL FUCK!!!!!

[hazzabananza]

What if he is a wizard thinking he is a mentally handicapped person thinking he is running?

[bike9980]

@hazzabananza THOUGHTCEPTION!!!

[Wassamattawityou]

@hazzabananza Ow, that hurt my brain.... good thing I'm a WIZARD!!

[totalwar5]

@hazzabananza we have to go deeper

[Jleetkid]

@hazzabananza we need to go deeper...

[bartoix1]

@hazzabananza WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER

[Biocorporations]

@bartoix1 agh... no.. just.. just no...

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

@hazzabananza so the wizard who shouted "I AM A WIZARD, YOU SHALL ALL DIE!" thought he was a mentally handicapped person?

[13Jerbear13]

@hazzabananza inception

[MarioBros125253v1337]

@hazzabananza kcufdniM

[Whiskey21882]

Press 3 or 4 to show the trurth

[OpcodeRenegade]

Both of the top comments are shit. This is clearly Sucker Punch.

[tayagirl2020]

@OpcodeRenegade Nope.avi

[Assassin859]

He used to play Skyrim, but then he took an arrow to the base of the spinal cord rendering him paralyzed....

[warofthewalruses]

you know.... I just got the title. I'm now very fucking sad.

[flyffvshalo]

He use to play skyrim, then he took an arrow in the knee

[ThEcReAsEy]

@flyffvshalo in the words of Brian (5SF founder), SHUT THE FUCK UP.

*mexican music roles*

[flyffvshalo]

@ThEcReAsEy ^^

[TurbinationE]

Isn't this some famous person?

[EpicAdventureQuest]

@TurbinationE Patton Oswalt - Hilarious comedian

[TehDanimal12]

Mages=Pussies.

[VintageTrollean]

Odd I seem to be unable to stop pressing the replay button, this ailment must be documented!

[MrSteve3117]

the top comments are PURE

[rockclan7]

the two top comments make me yell that too when i play skyrim xD

[Jaramo1]

Destruction increased to 99.

[dementomstie]

I now know I can identify Patton Oswald in a robe even in thumbnail form. Good to know.

[SamuelMT08]

i'm tripping on acid right now for the very first time... this pretty much sums it up for me.

[FlyingPigBoy]

Does anyone else watch Community? I just realized how many of those actors do 5sf.

[M0f0707]

Blah de blah blah blah de le bloop until I took an arrow to th- no. Just no.

[Ed1H3r0]

watch?v=-eXy55KSaIY

[DarthSubith]

doesnt this look like it can happen in real life ? 0.0

[BurninatingPeasant]

Fuck skyrim

[deathwaitsfornoone]

@BurninatingPeasant You realize the video has NOTHING to do with Skyrim?

[tristanglenn1]

@deathwaitsfornoone yes we do dipshit now gtfo the big boy are talking

[deathwaitsfornoone]

@tristanglenn1 Where the fuck did you come from? I wasn't talking to you, cunt fuck of a wannna be troll. Jesus this guy was complaining about skyrim, i tell him its not about skyrim, and you come trolling on your period, get a fucking life.

[tristanglenn1]

@deathwaitsfornoone i came from fucking ur mom ... and no need for a nerd rage ok ... and i have a life .. ps u sound lik ur on ur period :) .... now the big boys are talk u 11 year old pos

[deathwaitsfornoone]

@tristanglenn1 wow your cute. Im the kid right, you using the 10 year old your mom jokes, 1st of all. Second you just reused the same joke i said about you, that just shows how much of a imbecile you are. So stop spamming people's comments, and why are you saying "big boys" you not comminting with other people, you just started raging on my comment that had NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU! its pretty simple.

[tristanglenn1]

@deathwaitsfornoone hey kid i really would lik this to stop ok .... i you got a problem with me message me and ur right bout some things

[TheHardcoreDanceKing]

He was a wizard....until he took an arrow to the knee

[DrPeatore]

This is how I played skyrim.

[iBrez45]

this guy would LOVE skyrim

[Quicksilver1111]

I used to be a wizard until I took an arrow to the knee.

[SalsaShark6]

hahahaha, that's the guy that interviewed Maynard!

[GutsyguyPrime]

Sucker Punch in a nutshell

[torchinaces]

i would say this while playing skyrim, but i took and arrow to the knee

[BlackLegion104]

Walter Mitty strikes again

[notgoingtolieable]

Is that patton oswalt?

[paddymoep]

@notgoingtolieable Jep

[DHalex90731]

He's obviously crabwalkin'

[Rollswithpunches]

Skyrim players in a nutshell, Even when I use my Mage, I yell this

[iBrez45]

me playing skyrim

[HiImNickWhoAreU]

He saw Friday by Rebecca Black.

[LukeBaker1993]

The last 800 views are mine... can't stop pushing replay... LMFAO

[Doomy23]

I yell this constantly while playing Skyrim

[MantaGhost]

@Doomy23 "He thinks he's running"?

[MrDrLordMurray]

is that the guy from king of queens?

[eviltomnook]

@MrDrLordMurray yeah, patton oswalt. look him up, he's funny.

[fanaticmoron]

This is exactly what ill be saying while playing skyrim

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@fanaticmoron Funny enough, playing mage in skyrim feels exactly like this video goes.

[JoNnYShizzle]

After analyzing this video for probably the 15th time. I managed to look away from Postman Patton's distracting scratching fingers to realize that he is holding a stuffed Alf.

[BuddyBanchuk]

@JoNnYShizzle Fuck, it is an Alf lol What a random accoutrement. Awesome eye man

[JoNnYShizzle]

@BuddyBanchuk Thank you com-padre

[Rathel21]

This guy looks like Vinnie Paz.

[shayeasy]

@Rathel21 it's patton oswalt, moron

[Rathel21]

@shayeasy I know, but he still looks like Vinnie Paz, idiot...

[FinalFight323]

@Rathel21 He does, but he is in fact superior even to him. Patton Oswald.

[SRStrollisSRS]

HOLY SHIT FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA

[Totema1]

The sad, sad consequences of crab-walking too much.

[coolbionicle]

@Totema1 No, ... He encountered too many Back Kickers TT_TT .

[Wassamattawityou]

I love Patton Oswald for this now.

[traptin58]

press 6

"inksy's running"

[lovetownsend]

this was the funnest thing iv ever seen

[SlayerOfZombs]

Ooh he thinks he's crab walkin'

[darkxaur]

This is me in....oooh, let's say four years?

[tobs001]

He is a WIZARD!! We will all DIIEE!!!

[onstarks]

the description is super funny haha

[Zoshimo]

Oh he thinks hes crab walkin'.

[MrWindfall]

The stuffed Alf is a nice touch. :D

[Jakeallen86]

PATTON FUCKING OSWALD.

[MrShayMarks]

omg its the guy from that tim and eric sketch where hes a kid singing about tits

[henkeful]

wow.... depresing :/

[10lettername]

oh fuck, it's Patton Oswald

[Born2DieAnAU]

Are you a wizard?

[Tri473]

Is that Patton Oswalt?

[thamutebutton]

Patton Oswalt?

[thissystemneeds]

Ummmm... Where did they grab Patton Oswalt from? Just off the street?

[STinoco209]

Soooooooon...

[Gold753]

Video games are so great.

[tbverrall]

anybody else find this really depressing

[LemonatoR32]

/b/ in a nutshell

[halfmanhalfmetal]

He should be wearing a Snuggie.

[mowriter]

That's Patton Oswald, yeah?

[LihAniaih]

@mowriter No, it's Patton Oswalt :3

[Bert2DX]

I was happy, until I saw this video.

[CCDarkable]

It's almost as long as the Final battles in the Transformers movies.

[DeeJayJive]

ARE YOU A WIZARD

[Disappetenza]

best 5 seconds of my life!

[ommanomnom]

are you a wizard? o_o

[Colethecon]

YER A WIZARD HARRY.

[PkRaYnE]

keep pressing 6 = stinky stinky stinky

[81nt4n9]

mother fucking xbox kinect

[orly444]

This was my train of thought during Physics class in High School.

[WeirdBoySkuzag]

@orly444 I have numerous scratches in my English II table from this....

[desuforeverlulz]

I don't understand how YouTube can pause to buffer on an eight second video.

[poopRscoop14]

@desuforeverlulz lmfao thats not youtubes fault. just upgrade your internet and/or your computer