Kermit it's not a Cookie

[Emwo]

it's not easy being green

[Zeruckiven]

Is it bad that I thought it was a cookie?. . .tbh I still think it is.

[RiipeBananas]

Noooo ets noht uh cookieeee

[previouslysane713]

I AM SCREMAIG THERE ARE LITEARL TEARS

[Sharagran]

So the second CLOOOOOOOOO

[TheAlexDumas]

So, Kermit was obviously stoned out of his mind on pot...

As for the Cookie Monster, he was on some seriously trippy shit, man.

Prolly was whatever Scooby-Doo was dealing at the time... WAIT, I'VE GOT IT!

Quite obviously, Scooby snacks are infused with 'shrooms, or somethin', (I'll call 'em Scoobs) or Luis from L4D prolly needed someone to grab his PEELZ, and CM was the only one around.

[ChaChaHancho]

ITS AN NYHORRNGE

[Gizma122]

sounds like a stoner :P

[Kriskazam]

This is too funny when you're high, and then you start craving cookies

[darcwolv]

I thought it was a cookie.

[imasharkable]

KERMIT YOU'RE DRUNK

[CanadaCraftMC]

LOLOLOL Cookies monsters face ay 0:39 HURR HUURRR

[ilovefood521]

19 people doesn't have any humer

[LostMyMarblez]

this will become very viral soon, mark my words.

[NeoNekoPup]

No ITZNOT A COOKIE

[CatCompanion09]

NO IT IS NOT A COOKIE

[Whateves567]

This just makes me want to go around with my friends and shout this out in the middle of Target.

[Chaostoon218]

Kermit needs to put that bottle down.

[DjTSex]

This is what youtube was made for. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[TheMusicalMegan]

Ow. My gut hurts so bad! I haven't laughed that hard in, like, seven hours!

[Vigrysek]

Can't stop pressing 2...

[PaladinArndt]

Sounds like a drunk Bill Cosby.

[shadowaqua429]

lol hilarious

[SunkenCide]

Is it a cookie?

[MadnessJuan]

How could it be a cookie if he said it 3 times it's not a cookie.

[TheSHAROTTO]

Kermit needs to stop drinking before he goes on air O.O

[seeoisinthere]

ok the second CLUUUUUUUUUUE....

[Phantomphan613]

It could have been a carrot. They're...sort of round...

[pckables]

Technically anything can be a cookie.

It could have been an orange cookie.

With Citrus.

[oldmnstrutthatass]

Nnnnnnnnnnooooooo iiiittttttssss nnnnnoooootttt aaa ccccoooooookkkiiieeee

[PowerRuffBoy]

0:45 BEST PART!

[ri394]

oh shit bill cosby turned into a frog

[JessNieNoPlung]

It could have been a tangerine. :3

[mrchin321]

Kermit on pills.

[kardaver66]

he sounds like drunk XDDDDD

[kardaver66]

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H OMG XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[keepdoorclosed102]

it sounds like my mom....

[javajunkie1961]

oh god why would you take down the longer version that was so much funnier

[MegaAzornumbers09]

kermit on dope!

[thefenixfamily]

NOOOOOOO, IIIITTTSS NOOOOTTT A COOOOOKKKIEEE!!!

'eats hand'

[TheKnoLawjick]

Epic bass at the end there.

[NovaMarcellus]

And let the random obscenaties challenge commence!

[thefenixfamily]

@NovaMarcellus

are you inoetall or Flutteringshy? if you have no idea what im asking, then do not respond.

[NovaMarcellus]

@thefenixfamily Flutteringshy has so many videos! so maybe him/her.

[CutAzn]

I can't even explain to people why this is so funny

[konansupreme]

Oh. my. god. Damn it how do i end up on the crazy part of youtube every time i watch a video about anything! just look at the videos on the side: "I got a boner for Christmas", "I HATE GAYS", "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF", etc. how do people come up with this stuff O.O it makes me go crazy ITNOTTHERIGHTPARTOFYOUTUBEIFIT­WASTHERIGHTPARTIWOULDOFTOLDYOU­ITWASTHERIGHTPARTOMG!!! okay I'm done now :)

[cocoaviolinist]

his voice crack at 0:43 made me lose my shit omg

[crazygamer432]

0:34 Was that german?

[RozenStar]

Kermit the frog sounds drunk xD ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

[vegetasgirl45]

I want this as my ringtone

[ohsheeshyallx02]

what is this..i don't even..i'm laughing too hard.

[EltonColferLuver]

OMG WAT IS THIS? I AM DYIIIIIIIING!

[Captnspork]

I was sent with a Curley Mustache.

[meganpeters100]

No you don't get a cookie!!

[secretkeeper12]

I can't stop laughing!

[LadyMajora]

Kermit: ITSANAAARRRNNNGE!!!! OFCOURSEITSANARNGEIJUSTTOLDYOU­ITWASANARNGE..

Cookie Monster: Oh..

Kermit: NO YOU DONT GET A COOKIE?!

[emi3chan]

Shit... I'm on the weird side of youtube again

[Kelohmello]

Kermit's got an invisible curleh mustache.

[Shiranovaful]

I find his lack of mustache disturbing.

[konansupreme]

@Shiranovaful indeed.

[Prowl76]

Yipes sent me here

[DOWSPOWERLEVEL]

I found this video very...spooky.

[OliviaNettles]

thumbs up if you thought kermit was on his period.

[FrostFoxChick]

@OliviaNettles ...The hell.

[OliviaNettles]

@FrostFoxChick XD well, he's spazzing on cookie monster.

[sp3nc3r42]

ITS AN ORONGAH

[SoTraffical]

URRRAAANNNNNGGGEEE

[meganpeters100]

Thumbs up if you didn't know it was an orange

[ChocoBunnyCutiePie]

OF COURSE ITS AN ORANGE!!!

[anotherweasley1]

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED.

[grimTales1]

IT'S SOMETHING TO EAT THAT'SROUNDANDORANGE OF COURSEIT'SANORANGE!!!!!!!

LOL, really made me laugh XD

[ThroneRoomGuardian]

What!? How can you give up!?

[oldmnstrutthatass]

I thought Kermit would say No my god you stupid shit it's not a mother fucking cookie!!!!!!!

[TheManOfManyCheeses]

Why is this so funny? I can't stop laughing.

[spectrevampire]

Didn't they also do this joke on an episode of "All That"?

[Radaj]

I like the part where it's not a cookie.

[bakuryugattai]

OFFFFCOURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITSANN­NNORANGEEEEEEEEEIJUSTTOLDDDDYO­UITSSSANORANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­~

[bakuryugattai]

LMFAO

[MrCoacacola]

bill cosby

[shadowpunk93]

Hahahahahahaha!!! I busted out laughing! This was so goddamn hilarious!

[jaxamoto]

in all seriousness, it still could have totally been a cookie.

[KisaxKillerxLoli]

@jaxamoto no it couldn't because he'd already said at the beginning that it wasn't a cookie

[jaxamoto]

@KisaxKillerxLoli But kermit loves troll'n cookie monster.

[worldssmallestfan]

@jaxamoto food dye is a wonderful thing, or it could have been an orange flavored cookie.

[madspunky]

What's the letter used to type what Kermit sounds like when saying "Of" at 0:45 ?

[Mato0Kuroi]

Rebecca is watching us >.>

[ToMbRaIdErNiNjA]

Why can't I stop pressing the replay button!? :v

[elphieismyfuture225]

I think kermit drank to much.

What is air>????

[finalellipsis]

It's not easy being Bill Cosby.

[MIAcidStar]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIT'S AN NNNNNNNNNORANGE

[Nagoragama]

Kermit sounds like a mean drunk.

[flaetsbnort]

Damn, Kermit was hitting the bottle pretty hard those days

[seblue9999]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. There's no sounds. I'm bending over, laying my head on my footrest, sobbing, trying to laugh, deep breaths, banging my hand down against it.

[eefree89]

Wow, my childhood heroes are jerks!

[BeeryGamer]

Cookies: One helluva drug!

[JDefined]

Cosby the Frog.

[SiwentWeborn]

0:35 HAHCANEEKGEHVA

[burningphoneix]

Why is it slowed down?

[DinosaurCop]

@burningphoneix

because it's funnier that way

[Tigeroovy]

LOL he's so drunk.

[AmedeusMkII]

This is what I like to imagine Bill Cosby sounds like drunk.

[natjam12]

I expected him to totally flip a bitch and say "OF COURSE ITS A FUCKING ARENGE!!"

[Grammaton485]

The second CLLOOOOOOOO!

[JuarezHighJumpSquad]

WAAAT?!?!? HACAYOUGIVVUP?!?!

[TheAwesomeMooMoo]

ITSCH AN ARRRRNGE!!!!! AN ARRRRRNGE!!!!!!

[frexvx]

Is this played backwards or something? Bahaha it's so great

[TheOveruseOfMetaphor]

'IT'S SUMTHIN T'EAT TH'TS ROUUND AND'RRANGE! IT'S AN AAARRANGE!'

This will never not be funny.

[DCslowmurda]

WHAT IS AIR?

[ZeHeinousDanish]

ITS NOT BREATHING

ITS AN AAAARNGGGGGGGGGGG

[GentlemanBystander]

I feel like I'm on drugs...

[fremenchips]

I just figured out that Bill Cosby is just Kermit slowed down

[MrItdoesnt]

@fremenchips Was just going to say the same thing!

[killerinstinct555]

Breathing, Something I cannot do while watching this.

[JTurn3r]

I lost it at 'cluuuuuuuuuuue'

[iamthejess]

@JTurn3r "the second CLOOOOOOOUUUUEEEEE" i know i know I know XD hehehehe

[kaphrin11]

I'M SO HIGH

[yoheee]

Cookie Monster sums up how i feel at the very end. priceless!

[TheGmodisfun]

Clooooooooooooo

[ZureTheDarkBeing]

0:40 My cheeks hurt now.

[FunkadelicParanoia]

Totally sounds like Cosby. NOYAHDUNGEDDACOOKIE

[Puffslime]

I wanna get drunk with Kermit!

[ClarityandEmry]

Kinda sounds like Bill Cosby

[gamerldz]

lmao XD

[GLLCJ]

I cANt bReAtHe!!!!!

[TheToiletDuck]

Strawberry Puddin Pops

[WoahIsMe]

Um, wow...did I really just watch this for the 50th time in one week?

[Zeruckiven]

@WoahIsMe 50th? you don't like it very much do you?

[savagejeans]

LET ME DIE

[grit1]

I swear, he sounds like he's saying "How the fuck can you give up"

[Blueebeel]

I can't seem to stop watchin this! xD

[EvdogMusic]

Is it a mushroom? A round, orange mushroom?

[wwhales]

whAT

HOWGENGEGYIBBA

[OfficialTacoGirl]

Omg i dont think kids should be watching how kermit abuses the cookie monster on tv xD

[RawRkittay]

lol kermit sounds drunk 

[SgtHydra]

Uff curse aye cun drive...

[haseo18615]

This shouldn't be funny since it's just a scene slightly slowed down...in theory. In practice, it's freaking hilarious!

[Scatterss]

kermit.

kermit stop.

youre drunk kermit stop.

[TheWhiteRabbit98]

0:44

[xRedheadgirl]

WHAAAT HWOGNENBYNGYBBA

[Vigrysek]

Of COOOORSE IT'SANAHRANGEIJUSTTOLDYOUIT'SA­HRANGE

[whitereverse]

I like how Cookie Monster eats his hand out of anger.

[scandiumtrioxide]

0:34

WHA

HOWGENYAGIBBA

[xiaolinshowdownluvr]

It could be a lofthouse frosted sugar cookies with orange icong! C:

[WhoamIbutwhoareyou]

Cannot "unhear" Bill Cosby.

[AnimeKittyGirl32]

Oxygen....All my oxygen....I need it back

[majorSH0CK]

0:55



[girlwithafunnyhat11]

He sounds just like Bill Cosby at 0:36

[Vamptation]

OF COURSE ITS AN ARAAANGE!!!!! I JUST TOLD YOU IT WAS AN ARAAANGE!!!! No ypu dont get a cookie!!!

[rinkagamine991]

Dang, he was my childhood hero and now he's on crack XD

[PowerfulRepeater]

Deal with it, Kermit.

[Millennia0007]

-go to html5 player

-lower to 1/2 speed

OOOOOFFFFF CCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU­UUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSEEEE­EEEE IIIIIIIITTTTTTSSSSSS AAAAAAANNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRA­AAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGEEEE IIIIIIIII JJJJJJUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSTTTTTTT TTTTTTOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDD YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT WWWWWWAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS AAAAAAANNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAA­ANNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE

[Scootscootaloo]

WHAA? AHGAKNEEGAVA?

[NoRelationstoJFK]

0:33 WHEN THE FUCK YOU GONNA GIVE UP

[shyPikachuu]

NO ITS NOT AHHCOOKIE!! :D

[FirstPersonSTFU]

AW YEAH kermit be smookin dat weed!

[AmberFlowerful]

Breathe

I can't breathe

[disarraygun]

@AmberFlowerful I had the same reaction. Only at work. People were staring, and I was in tears.

[TarielMaeda]

Why was this on transgender?

[solisvictor1991]

@TarielMaeda NO YOU DONT GET A COOKIE.

[Kellyrosetta]

-giggles- i love this video XD makes me laugh reminds me of my dad for some reason XD

[umbreonclan]

This video is probably my all-time favorite video. It makes me crack up every time.

[xOmarikoOx]

NOO ITS NAWT A COOKIE !