five hour enegry taste like nasty ass horse piss plus it dont do shit it even gave me back pains i work the night shift and this shit ant worth the money and it has a horrible pissy taste and ant worth the big ass crash after the hour you drink it drink monster its better tasting stronger and last longer. plus it ant a rip off. 5 hour enegery is the most shittyest scam product out their never buy !!!! lol
You should drink some of the 5 hour stuff and clean up your apartment! Why does everyone on YouTube show us their funky homes? It;s like bad porn for the H&G channel!
@supergreatcornholio The commercial cost $20,000 to make and $250,000 to put on TV for a week. Do you seriously think they are worried about a $1.49 can of Monster drink?! LOL!!!
@clownhunter5 $1.49 at many convenience stores: 7 Eleven, Circle K, sometimes $1 each or 2/$1 at Dollar Tree stores, 99 cents a can at the 99 Cents Only stores, often on special at Walmart for 79 cents, etc. Too bad I don't drink Monster since it can be found cheap in so many places. Too much sugar, corn syrup, fake color & fake flavorings. I learned when I was poor: one cup of house coffee at Starbux is more caffiene than a triple shot of their espresso. Espresso is not rocket fuel.
The shit tastes awful and does not work at all for me, my boyfriend, my best friend, or even her mum. If it doesn't work for four out of four people, you shouldn't even bother with it.
totally agree with you in the video. twice, i bought a 24 monster crate and after i got done with a quarter of the first crate i was pretty tolorent of the caffeine. i thought i was the only one that got pissed off at these commercials they're such bullshit. you pay the same amount and get less energy, no thirst quenching, and it tastes like shit.
wow 5 hours of energy im at school from 8:00 am to 2:30 pm thats 6 1/2 hours so after lunch im going to be tried 5th and 6th period im going to be sleepy
those blind idiots who make 5 hour energy says 12 teaspoons of sugar in energy drinks i tried 5 hour energy on December 12,2007 and i tasted alot of sugar IDK about you other guys but i tasted alot of sugar
YEAH FIVE HOUR POWER!!... not, MONSTER KICKS ASS! where can i find this commercial to download and remake how its supposed to be... with the five hour in the garbage and the monster being drank : >
5 hour energy sucks. i tried it, only bad things happen. i almost faint in practice on a sunny football practice, i got sick & was about to throw up, my heart beats way too fast when it usually dont, & it taste bad. i stick with Gatorade from now on because they never tell me no sideaffect from this shit. i got ripped off, i thought it would have been good. it works for some people but not me. & i FUCKING spend $13 for a pack. Oh i got screwed big time.
i was walking to the gym with my friend and i picked a 5 hour energy, i took one sip and spit it all in the grass. i fuckin hate that shit, monster is amazing i don't give a flying fuck how much sugar is in it. unforchunatly for the grass, it never made it. later that week the grass turned brown and warm and smelt like shit.... oh wait
Monster does NOT have 12 teaspoons of sugar. They say that so they can have people buy their shitty product and get ripped off. It doesn't work at all and sure it has caffiene but it only works like an hour maybe. But energy drinks and caffiene don't affect me so idk if it works or not.
i agree 5 hour energy does not work, but you are an idiot. 20 times as long? thats 100 hours. you cant be dissing something if you have to make shit up. You said you dont crash with other enery drinks then right after you said you dont crash after you have had a few? you are an idiot.
do you know what EXAGERATION is? i mean it last longer, i dont literraly mean 20 times longer. and i mean you dont get crashes after youve had a few in the course of a couple days. i mean you get used to em, i dont mean all at once.
@spearedskull The one ingredient in 5-Hour that works is the mega dose of vitamin B-6. Save your money: you can buy a 50 tab bottle of B-6 at any dollar store. That's 2 cents a buzz, do the math!
5 hour energy is great,its a adult drink,not a kid drink,the reason why u kids like that shit is all the sugar,and all that other crap,they put in that.
I was looking for this commercial when I looked up 5 hour energy b.c. this commercial is funny. who are they appealing to with that actor, the E from entourage like Irish douschbag demographic lol. But yes Monster will make you crash, 5 hour energy will give you a lot of energy if you put it back in one gulp, but than again imagine if you drank a monster or big red bull with one gulp, you'd be wired. 5 hour does last longer and has less of a crash it's true. I still prefer red bull drink.
Hmm... I could point out the flaws in logic in this video, but they're all eclipsed by the one massive flaw in the 5 Hour Energy commercial. The disembodied voice mentions how many calories the drink has, and the guy's like "Woah! I only want the energy!" Guess what? Calories are the measure of how much energy is stored in the body.
Yeah man. Last year at summer camp. One of the guys tried the 5 hour energy and he had energy for only like an hour and he crashed. He said it sucked!
I agree. That commercial is stupid. But maybe next time you can step into 2009 and find a better way to put it on the internet than recording the television with your cell phone.
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In the world of energy drinks, Monster and Red Bull are the definition of Poser, Monster more so than Red Bull, but I felt like I had to add that in. Nos is amazing, along with Rockstar. If you enjoy Monster you are a poser. Go suck large black man niggah jesus homie cock.
Oh I see, so liking Coke makes you a poser, and enjoying hot dogs and burgers makes you a poser. I guess your fake if you enjoy certain substances. Makes perfect sense
You know, that comment was 75% joke, 25% me expressing my hate for monster and red bull... However, some of you narcisistical, retarded, elitist fools must make fun of yourselves without even realizing that you're doing so, and allowing me to laugh in your faces. Well, this comment is 80% me insulting your lack of intelligence, and 20% me thanking you for brightening up my day. Thanks, retard.
Honestly, I hoped you were joking. And I don't see how I was being stupid, I just don't get how enjoying Monster makes anyone a poser. Just cause it's popular doesn't mean it's bad
Jesus Christ I just told you I was joking. That's why you're being retarded, you can't even catch on. As you can see already, I'm writing this comment using small words, so your brain comprehends it. I OBVIOUSLY didn't literally mean that drinking a fucking energy drink would make you a poser. How the fuck did you manage that? Oh, wait, you're retarded. I meant that Monster and Red Bull suck balls in the world of these drinks. FUCK your retarded.
OK, but you seem like the kind of person who would be very moronic about these kind of things, so I wasn't psoitive if you were joking or not. You can use as big of words as you like, I'm not actuallly an idiot.
5 hour energy is STUPID! It costs more and doesn't work. If I have ONE monster at night. It keeps me up ALL NIGHT without crashes at all. I infact had a monster just tonight, its 1 am and i'm still up wide awake.
this commercial also pisses me off that guy is such a retard for throwing a perfectly good monster energy drink in the trash. 5 hour energy doesn't give energy at all monster may make you crash but at least monster energy lives up to its name
The funny thing is, a bet 80% or more of the 5 hour energy fans drink liters of pop a day, which usually has more sugar and calories. And its only like 2, 5 is almost a drink
AGREED.
inhuman0id 1 month ago
@SkateandBMX69 i know they lie their asses of just so people can buy their shitty product
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supergreatcornholio 3 months ago
ultimately you should just get fuckin sleep instead of cheating with drugs that will probably be proven harmful 20 years from now.
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five hour enegry taste like nasty ass horse piss plus it dont do shit it even gave me back pains i work the night shift and this shit ant worth the money and it has a horrible pissy taste and ant worth the big ass crash after the hour you drink it drink monster its better tasting stronger and last longer. plus it ant a rip off. 5 hour enegery is the most shittyest scam product out their never buy !!!! lol
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Its ad has a bad word! 5hourenergy should FUCKING DIE!
Peenut2k7 5 months ago
Its ad has a bad word! 5hourenergy should FUCKING DIE!
Peenut2k7 5 months ago
PARTYBOMB will soon be the new energy shot favorite. Will be in a store near you starting October 2011!!
PARTYBOMBSINC 5 months ago
All over-the-counter "energy" products are bullshit. Enjoy your placebos people.
NostalgicTHYLACINE 6 months ago
it works it just tastes like shit
iliketurtles686 7 months ago
Hey Ross! :)
MAJlNE 7 months ago
5 hour energy sucks ass and WTF is with $4.00 its just a 2 ounce bottle of piss
warm shit when i can get an ice cold energy drink for $2
supergreatcornholio 8 months ago
Everybody has different results. It may not work for you but it may work for others.
Critique808 11 months ago
this video makes me wanna punch the narrator... just soo stupid... go read a book or something dumbass
tuddy23 11 months ago
Monster.. 5 hour energy... red bull... its all trash. you guys have obv never herd of adderall.
abk4202020 1 year ago
ummmm its actually not tasteless its actually the shitiest thing ever
willRAWRforKASH 1 year ago
I took a 5 hour energy before going in to see a movie and I fucking FELL ASLEEP
pinkypimpalicous 1 year ago
my cousin tried 5 hour energy a few days ago she said she had a headache,hallucinating,and she was tired she said it was a piece of shit
supergreatcornholio 1 year ago
this is were 5 hour energy drops the ball
supergreatcornholio 1 year ago
You should drink some of the 5 hour stuff and clean up your apartment! Why does everyone on YouTube show us their funky homes? It;s like bad porn for the H&G channel!
HunterMann 1 year ago
hey rossie-poooo.. guess who, its the OTHER ross!! haha
jelliexbean1 1 year ago
SO GAY i heard that there's 5000 vitamin B (destroys ur liver,LITERALLY!!!)
MrComedyMakers 1 year ago
hey man, 5 hour energy works for me. I dont see why it pisses you off. If you dont like it, dont drink it. simple as that.
eddyecho 1 year ago
I Drink Energy Drinks To Mow My Aunts Lawn
supergreatcornholio 1 year ago
my favorite energy drinks are: rockstar,monster,amp,full throttle,knockout,joker
supergreatcornholio 1 year ago
THROWING AWAY A FULL ENERGY DRINK THATS B.S
supergreatcornholio 1 year ago 2
@supergreatcornholio The commercial cost $20,000 to make and $250,000 to put on TV for a week. Do you seriously think they are worried about a $1.49 can of Monster drink?! LOL!!!
HunterMann 1 year ago
@HunterMann 1.49! they cost 2.19 in tecumseh were are you buyin them!
clownhunter5 1 year ago
@clownhunter5 $1.49 at many convenience stores: 7 Eleven, Circle K, sometimes $1 each or 2/$1 at Dollar Tree stores, 99 cents a can at the 99 Cents Only stores, often on special at Walmart for 79 cents, etc. Too bad I don't drink Monster since it can be found cheap in so many places. Too much sugar, corn syrup, fake color & fake flavorings. I learned when I was poor: one cup of house coffee at Starbux is more caffiene than a triple shot of their espresso. Espresso is not rocket fuel.
HunterMann 1 year ago
@HunterMann $1.49?! They are $2.15 At the airline market
supergreatcornholio 1 year ago
The shit tastes awful and does not work at all for me, my boyfriend, my best friend, or even her mum. If it doesn't work for four out of four people, you shouldn't even bother with it.
FakeApology 1 year ago
The actors voice sounds like they kicked him in the balls! Use your man voice son!
Rojopwnage 1 year ago
Monster Needs To Make A Commercial About How Bad 5 hour energy Sucks Ass
supergreatcornholio 1 year ago
Dude you own way to much stuff.
DirkXXVI 1 year ago
I Have Been Drinking Energy Drinks Since 2006 And I Have Never Had A Crash So
Fuck 5 Hour Energy and Why The Hell Do They Put The Hate On Monster
supergreatcornholio 1 year ago
fuck you ross
armpit4398 1 year ago
@armpit4398 aha u know me! i wonder who u r
clownhunter5 1 year ago
dude we got the same tv. :D
RoadRageFTW 1 year ago
i wrote a review of 5 hour energy in 2008
supergreatcornholio 1 year ago
5 hour Energy Is A 2 ounce Tasteless $3 Piece Of Shit i'd Prefer an Ice Cold Energy Drink
supergreatcornholio 1 year ago
"Still want that energy drink"
"Fuck yeah!" *throws away 5 hour energy*
epicenur 1 year ago 4
0:33 Pissed Me Off The Most
supergreatcornholio 1 year ago
Im Not drinking 5hr energy if someone recommended me to try it they can eat shit
supergreatcornholio 1 year ago
Monster works 20 times as long as 5 hour energy. So it's 100 hour energy?
metalfun111 2 years ago
totally agree with you in the video. twice, i bought a 24 monster crate and after i got done with a quarter of the first crate i was pretty tolorent of the caffeine. i thought i was the only one that got pissed off at these commercials they're such bullshit. you pay the same amount and get less energy, no thirst quenching, and it tastes like shit.
UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE 2 years ago
wow 5 hours of energy im at school from 8:00 am to 2:30 pm thats 6 1/2 hours so after lunch im going to be tried 5th and 6th period im going to be sleepy
supergreatcornholio 2 years ago
this video will show those douchebags how much 5 hr energy sucks
supergreatcornholio 2 years ago
5 hour energy taste like shit and it doesn't even work.
Monster energy drink is so much better than 5 hour energy.
mtndewman052 2 years ago 12
@mtndewman052 For the same affect,m much cheaper: Drink a small glass of grape Kool-Aid with a vitamin B-6 tablet... badda-bing!
HunterMann 1 year ago
You were shaking around the camera a lot lol.
mtndewman052 2 years ago
I agree man you're totally right lol.
mtndewman052 2 years ago
Monster tastes good, but its terrible for you and you crash later. 5HE for Life
CubsFan2812 2 years ago
@CubsFan2812 ur a fucking retard monster tastes great and never makes u fuckin crash! 5 hour energy tastes like shit and it doesn't work at all
chiaromontestephen 2 years ago 2
Ahhh... kids these days... when will they finially grow up? I'm a grown man, you're acting like a two year old.
CubsFan2812 2 years ago
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chiaromontestephen 2 years ago
@CubsFan2812 yeah i agree.. its bad for you if you have a vagina and are over 80.
UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE 2 years ago
I'm sure it is. I mean, look at that age. But i'm sure gender has nothing to do with it.
By the way, that was the lamest comeback i've ever heard.
CubsFan2812 2 years ago
@CubsFan2812 really? all im saying is you have a vagina. thats it. oh no nvm, sorry you ARE a vagina.... or pussy, whatever you prefer to call it.
UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE 2 years ago
lol ross.... you make a very valid point my friend. It sucks dick.. MONSTER is the shit
1047wiotgirl 2 years ago 2
That dumbass threw away a perfectly good monster away >:{
supergreatcornholio 2 years ago 2
I agree 5 hour energy sucks!
mtndewman052 2 years ago 2
Monster FTW
supergreatcornholio 2 years ago
that is my store!! lol no joke
DemkVan 2 years ago
those blind idiots who make 5 hour energy says 12 teaspoons of sugar in energy drinks i tried 5 hour energy on December 12,2007 and i tasted alot of sugar IDK about you other guys but i tasted alot of sugar
supergreatcornholio 2 years ago
I tasted berries and piss and of course berries has sugar witch makes it sweet so yeah there probly is sugar in it.
LoZLinkMaster101 2 years ago 2
YEAH FIVE HOUR POWER!!... not, MONSTER KICKS ASS! where can i find this commercial to download and remake how its supposed to be... with the five hour in the garbage and the monster being drank : >
gene2033 2 years ago
fuck you iam drinking one right no and its the shit bitch
jackkkiscool 2 years ago
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LoZLinkMaster101 2 years ago
5 hour energy sucks. i tried it, only bad things happen. i almost faint in practice on a sunny football practice, i got sick & was about to throw up, my heart beats way too fast when it usually dont, & it taste bad. i stick with Gatorade from now on because they never tell me no sideaffect from this shit. i got ripped off, i thought it would have been good. it works for some people but not me. & i FUCKING spend $13 for a pack. Oh i got screwed big time.
TheKrumpGod 2 years ago
because 5 hour energy is awesome... its too good for you.
daveloro 2 years ago 2
i was walking to the gym with my friend and i picked a 5 hour energy, i took one sip and spit it all in the grass. i fuckin hate that shit, monster is amazing i don't give a flying fuck how much sugar is in it. unforchunatly for the grass, it never made it. later that week the grass turned brown and warm and smelt like shit.... oh wait
bobcatmonster 2 years ago 2
Monster does NOT have 12 teaspoons of sugar. They say that so they can have people buy their shitty product and get ripped off. It doesn't work at all and sure it has caffiene but it only works like an hour maybe. But energy drinks and caffiene don't affect me so idk if it works or not.
LoZLinkMaster101 2 years ago 3
i agree 5 hour energy does not work, but you are an idiot. 20 times as long? thats 100 hours. you cant be dissing something if you have to make shit up. You said you dont crash with other enery drinks then right after you said you dont crash after you have had a few? you are an idiot.
spearedskull 2 years ago
do you know what EXAGERATION is? i mean it last longer, i dont literraly mean 20 times longer. and i mean you dont get crashes after youve had a few in the course of a couple days. i mean you get used to em, i dont mean all at once.
clownhunter5 2 years ago
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LoZLinkMaster101 2 years ago
@spearedskull The one ingredient in 5-Hour that works is the mega dose of vitamin B-6. Save your money: you can buy a 50 tab bottle of B-6 at any dollar store. That's 2 cents a buzz, do the math!
HunterMann 1 year ago
5 hour energy is great,its a adult drink,not a kid drink,the reason why u kids like that shit is all the sugar,and all that other crap,they put in that.
northfacegear 2 years ago
I was looking for this commercial when I looked up 5 hour energy b.c. this commercial is funny. who are they appealing to with that actor, the E from entourage like Irish douschbag demographic lol. But yes Monster will make you crash, 5 hour energy will give you a lot of energy if you put it back in one gulp, but than again imagine if you drank a monster or big red bull with one gulp, you'd be wired. 5 hour does last longer and has less of a crash it's true. I still prefer red bull drink.
DrewCS2 2 years ago
YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!
daveloro 2 years ago
how so
clownhunter5 2 years ago
its crap huh!!i agree!the worst is how they depict skaters as lazy slackers who dont work.LEAVE A HATER COMMENT ON 5 HOUR ENERGYS CHANNEL!!!
skateordiety27 2 years ago 2
Fuck skater fags. plus meth works best!
MRLfromhell 2 years ago
wow your funny!
i also use sarcasm uncontrollably!
skateordiety27 2 years ago
Hmm... I could point out the flaws in logic in this video, but they're all eclipsed by the one massive flaw in the 5 Hour Energy commercial. The disembodied voice mentions how many calories the drink has, and the guy's like "Woah! I only want the energy!" Guess what? Calories are the measure of how much energy is stored in the body.
Socran 2 years ago
ummm dude you're a fucking tweaker LOL
the point of 5 hour energy is to give you energy and NOT get you addicted to caffine.
GingerHardCore 2 years ago
But 5 hour energy gives you a hangover, is a rip off, tastes like crap, and barely gives you energy
LORDOFDOOM13 2 years ago 3
Yeah man. Last year at summer camp. One of the guys tried the 5 hour energy and he had energy for only like an hour and he crashed. He said it sucked!
LoZLinkMaster101 2 years ago
Actual energy drinks don't even give alot of people crashes, as long as you aren't starving before you drink one
LORDOFDOOM13 2 years ago 2
I've had monster and other energy drinks everyday or week for a year now and i'm fine. I never crashed or anything.
LoZLinkMaster101 2 years ago 2
i didnt say it was to get you addicted to caffine. i just said it sucks dick
clownhunter5 2 years ago
5 HOUR ENERGY IS GAY
supergreatcornholio 2 years ago 2
I agree. That commercial is stupid. But maybe next time you can step into 2009 and find a better way to put it on the internet than recording the television with your cell phone.
chrisk19791 2 years ago
video camera actually
but it dousnt need to look nice to get the message across
clownhunter5 2 years ago
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In the world of energy drinks, Monster and Red Bull are the definition of Poser, Monster more so than Red Bull, but I felt like I had to add that in. Nos is amazing, along with Rockstar. If you enjoy Monster you are a poser. Go suck large black man niggah jesus homie cock.
ArrrPirate666 2 years ago
Hmmm me and almost everyone in america like monster. So your saying over 300 million people are posers?
LoZLinkMaster101 2 years ago
Oh I see, so liking Coke makes you a poser, and enjoying hot dogs and burgers makes you a poser. I guess your fake if you enjoy certain substances. Makes perfect sense
LORDOFDOOM13 2 years ago
You know, that comment was 75% joke, 25% me expressing my hate for monster and red bull... However, some of you narcisistical, retarded, elitist fools must make fun of yourselves without even realizing that you're doing so, and allowing me to laugh in your faces. Well, this comment is 80% me insulting your lack of intelligence, and 20% me thanking you for brightening up my day. Thanks, retard.
ArrrPirate666 2 years ago
Honestly, I hoped you were joking. And I don't see how I was being stupid, I just don't get how enjoying Monster makes anyone a poser. Just cause it's popular doesn't mean it's bad
LORDOFDOOM13 2 years ago
Jesus Christ I just told you I was joking. That's why you're being retarded, you can't even catch on. As you can see already, I'm writing this comment using small words, so your brain comprehends it. I OBVIOUSLY didn't literally mean that drinking a fucking energy drink would make you a poser. How the fuck did you manage that? Oh, wait, you're retarded. I meant that Monster and Red Bull suck balls in the world of these drinks. FUCK your retarded.
ArrrPirate666 2 years ago
OK, but you seem like the kind of person who would be very moronic about these kind of things, so I wasn't psoitive if you were joking or not. You can use as big of words as you like, I'm not actuallly an idiot.
Besides, Monster and Red Bull are terriffic
LORDOFDOOM13 2 years ago 2
5 hour energy is STUPID! It costs more and doesn't work. If I have ONE monster at night. It keeps me up ALL NIGHT without crashes at all. I infact had a monster just tonight, its 1 am and i'm still up wide awake.
LoZLinkMaster101 2 years ago 3
this commercial also pisses me off that guy is such a retard for throwing a perfectly good monster energy drink in the trash. 5 hour energy doesn't give energy at all monster may make you crash but at least monster energy lives up to its name
Kaimeratech 2 years ago 6
I agree man! I would NEVER throw a monster away. I would drink it like theres no tomorrow. I would at least give it to a hobo ha ha
LoZLinkMaster101 2 years ago 2
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haha your such a faggot
JGeD91 2 years ago
The funny thing is, a bet 80% or more of the 5 hour energy fans drink liters of pop a day, which usually has more sugar and calories. And its only like 2, 5 is almost a drink
LORDOFDOOM13 2 years ago 3
that damn douche bag (how dare he throw that monster in the trash) i got pissed when he did that!!!!
now i need a monster (:
5hourenergysucksdick 2 years ago 2
he should donate it to someone who needs it
clownhunter5 2 years ago
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5hourenergysucksdick 2 years ago
very true, i get tired of seein this dumb ass commercial. just seeing it so much makes me want to punch the shit outta whoever made it.
Idk000000 2 years ago
the one with a teenager is worse
there all god awefull
clownhunter5 2 years ago
i know dude, its like theyre tryin to be stereotypical
Idk000000 2 years ago
lol 0:58
twcmhc 2 years ago
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twcmhc 2 years ago
ripping on one of my favorite energy drinks, pisses me of for sure 5/5 stars
xXFirestar5Xx 2 years ago
yea this commercial really pissed me off
swords983 2 years ago 4
nice man..i love that you can make some since about thing lol jk no but your right lol josh said they tasted horrable anyway so whats the point lol
1047wiotgirl 2 years ago
this is fuckin funny cuz its true..............
mettlfreek 2 years ago 5
indeed
clownhunter5 2 years ago