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  • If its the Last Supper on the trailer.Why is it still day?

  • Jesus should have been whipped more times.

  • @falecomjorge dont you think thats a bit TOO extreme?

  • @nsgaj12 No. I don't. I would do it myself, he deserves more than that.

  • love 2:50 - 3:10 XD Why? xD

  • I would so totally watch this if it was made into a movie. lol

  • Hahaha "Alright,alright give me that!"

  • guys i dont like this i think its making fun of god/jesus i mean im just a kid but i think so o and by the way god/jesus can do anything he didnt have to die for us i mean i just dont think we r worth it just think hanging down with nails in ur hands and ur trying to pull ur self up but u got nails in ur feet and he was whippd with a whip and look wut most ppl are doing turning there back against him we r just not worth it

  • don't worry he'll be back

  • Where did he get shotgun???

  • wow just wow lolz

  • first of all, where did he find the gun.

    or the sunglasses for that matter.

  • @Varencilator who cares! It's a funny parody! Enjoy it geeez.

  • lol! Anyone of you guys knows where can I find this video on better quality?

  • "I'm supposed to die for the sins of mankind." Mistakin. Was sacrificed for the sins of the House of Israel only. Mistakin, unless Mannus and Jacob were the same man. SPURN THE MUSE!!

  • hey im christin and if jesus saw this (witch im sure he already did) he would laught to

  • @80man5 are you saying that jesus goes through all videos on youtube, all videos ever made? your mad.

  • @UjioSatashi he could do that I mean hes Jesus

  • @80man5 If you belive his living in the sky then yes he could do that. because anything is as real as you think it is

  • @UjioSatashi YUP :)

  • LOL me too, but when you think of it we wouldn' t actually see him laughing cause to him it's a really old joke xD

  • "Come with me....if you want to live."

  • STOP KILLING JUDAS xD

  • I love the

    "Don't Worry... he'll be Back!"

  • why...why...why

  • Why are the people running at the sight of a gun which they have no concept of? LOL

  • they were running from the Romans (that's how I explained it to myself anyway lol)

  • Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock! uhuahuahuahauhua

  • Bless all of you guys. Men i miss Jesus.

  • and bless you man, hey have you guys seen the parady of "mel gibson's Passion of christ 2 judgement day" from xplay that one is funny as well though its alot more brutal (just a fair warning)

  • i see nothing wrong with this,

    this is not blasphemy.

    this parody was made for laughter, which a human need to reduce stress.

    besides, i can picture Jesus laughing in heaven.

    bless you all.

  • I think your belief is blasphemy to live life to its potential.

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  • LOL. I never said anything of the sort Namorka. What i said was that his beliefs are what gimps people to live life to its full potential. Now stfu and watch the parody for the 5th time cuz iz so funnay :D:D:DD:

  • Thats what SHE said....lol

  • now what is some overly religious freak like you doing on a website like this anyway? There are much more blasphemous things on this website than this.

  • lol dont worry he'll be back :D

  • hasta la vista baby jesus

  • STOP KILLING JUDAS

    why?

  • good riddance !!

  • Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock! BANG

    ROFL

  • Stop, STOP killing Judas. That part rocks.

    I don't understand why you fucking conservative Christians think this is so offensive. I am a Christian and I think this is hilarious. Watching this doesn't mean your going to hell.

  • If I were Jesus I would be laughing, but I'm not so I'll laugh anyway. (3:32) Eat this! Classic!

  • you know at this isnt kewl jesus is my god and he lives 4EVR and its a retarded movie

  • jesus does not like you he likes only nice people

  • dont worry, he'll be back! so true.

  • That's the sad part, he always comes back.

  • OMFG LOLL

  • "They're going to kill you"

    "I know! It's my destiny to save mankind"

    What a delusional retard!!!

  • fuck this video.,., i kill you who make this video.,.,shit,,.,.,.

  • Your gonna have to deal with me first deist cockzipper08.

  • Clever video, they did it and they kept the religious image of Jesus so they didn't offend hardcore Christians.

    Nice

  • WHY?

    WHY?

    WHY?

    hahahahahahahahahhahaha

  • Come with me...If you want to live.

  • Stop! Stop killing Judas!

  • 3:32 xD "Eat this!"

  • i love this video

  • This is so funny!

  • =))))) funny

    Why?

    Why?

    Why?

  • Pffaahahha now this is funny.

    Why?

    Why?

    Why?

  • bible 2, thats fucking hilarious!

  • hahahahahahahaha!!!!

  • Jesus was in the womb in 1BC... that means he existed 9 months before himself... I bet Joseph was secretly pissed off about the pregnancy too... before Mary told him about God's participation. I bet he was sooo relieved... although, was it concentual or was she informed afterwards? Was God a rapist?

    Is it considered rape if she c....

    Nevermind.

    They should remake the Bible... Paul W S Anderson should write it. Who cares about qaulity when you have open-ended sequel promises... Bible II.

    ...

  • OH THE LULZ

  • honstly who cares!!!!!!!!

    its funny!!!!

    if your dumb enough to think that a jewish zombie came and died for your sins because of some evil that a talking snake told a rib-woman to eat a magic tree. then Goddamnit your an idiot!

  • I don't believe Jesus died for my sins. I was not even born yet. He died because He was murdered. The Christians say He died for me. By blaming God for His Son's death it all appears okay that He was murdered by His own people. Hogwash. He died because He told the truth and it hurt those who could not accept that loving your neighbor as yourself is what He came to say.
  • time travel to the past is irrelevant

    if the terminator stop jesus from getting crusified (which is imposible because its inevidable) then man kind's sin would not be forgiven, which means we end up going to hell.so the people in the future didn't put much thought into that plan!

  • if you can keep this mind : Going to heaven = not bad, not good, going to hell: not bad, not good. Then you can be in heaven already.

  • Oh FUCK THIS GREAT PLAN BULLSHIT!!! Haven't enough people suffered/died in the name of this "beautiful plan"?!

  • Yes YES! I KNOW! Hell awaits me, I've heard this crap over a hundred times!

  • then belive in it,, just belive the people who wittnesed christ!

  • Give me one good reason (a very good reason) why I should, when most of them are so bigoted and intolerant towards others who believe in anything other than Jesus.

  • "people who wittnessed crist", "Your going to hell for this $#!+ video!", why do you religious morons come on these videos? just to bitch about something?

  • i would not trust a guy in sandals...

  • Good point, I see where you're coming from :)

  • this is offensive to sum christians

  • who cares what they think?

  • no tat not how the Bible says it

    He did'nt suddenly appear frm lighthing.

  • Good movie. Ad maiorem Dei gloriam!

  • God dammit thats funny xD

  • this is cool that dude sucks at playing terminator

  • oneshootonekill wrote : Christ was a prophet not a son of a God !

    well oneshootonekill, ur a son of a BITCH go 2 church n learn sumthin

  • dude theres notN bad wit dis movie man if i was in those time i would not let jesus die for me... but dats how god loves us so much he gave up his son so he can et puncihed for our sins and now we still make sins and we dont listen! i hope god terminates this world. but wait we r terminating it ourself with much of global warming and wars and violence the world is not going to edn we are we the people are going to terminate our own selfs!

  • why everybody's making fun of Jesus? Maybe the video doesn't look like making fun of Him, but you still laugh.. Jesus is the Son of God and not a prophet.. If He was a prophet, how can He rise again after 3 days n sit next to Father? N how can He knew that He will die for the mankind? How can He knew Judas will betray Him? I'm a Christian n a believer. This video really annoys me.. I hope u guys STOP making fun of Jesus or u'll gonna be judge when He is back..

    -Jesus Bless...-

  • 1. Get a sence of humor maggledion

    2. when you said: 'how can He rise again after 3 days n sit next to Father?' my answer is, he didnt...

    3. 'hope u guys STOP making fun of Jesus or u'll gonna be judge when He is back..' I though Jesus was all forgiving

  • Fuck you racist asstard.

  • Stop! Stop killing Judas! LOL.

  • I love the why part.

  • well i suppose this is funni at least they dont insult the cathoilc religion he says "dont worry he will be back" after 3 days he will raise again

  • nice

  • Hahahahahhaahhaha Thar ROCKED!!!

  • He is the Son of God. There's historical evidence.

  • like what? the bible said so?

  • This wasn't a PARODOY of the movie but of the story. A story about the biggest terrorist act ever committed.

  • Damn people get a sense of humour. I am glad that we can make fun of things anything really, nothing should be exempt from it, not religion (ANY) or politics, you name it. This was hilarious and in no way made a mockery of 'Jesus' in a degrading sense. Don't become extremists now those kinds of people are the true IDIOTS.

  • ROCK ON MYPRIVATEUNIVERSE!!!!!!

  • Or, you could realize that there are some things that cross the line of respect and humor. We should be able to make fun of anything? are you serious? Does this mean that if your mother died in some horrific accident its ok to make fun of her?

    Some people are so shallow to want to laugh at anything

  • i'm a christian, but u have to admit this WAS pretty funny..but bad :|

  • Yeah, bro, my best friend love this clip, and we're Christians too. In a way the Terminator represents the world. It just doesn't understand why Jesus died on the Cross for our sins. I started actually writing a movie script for this. Been a while since I worked on it though.

  • lol

  • u are so right who ever did this there a fag amd a asshole

  • this is so funny

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I cracked up

  • god forgive the person who made this video.

  • LOL

  • this is funny...

  • GOD IS PROBABLY LAUGHING AT THIS TOO

  • win!

  • where did you get this

  • Isn't it harlarious hahaha:)

  • fuck you

  • Hey Friend! I didn't think it was blasphemy at all, or sacrilegious. It covered a few of the main events of Jesus' life, bringing to the viewers some of the Gospel they may never have seen or heard otherwise. Sometimes we need to have a laugh or two, and at the same time learn (if we haven't learned already) a few truths about our Master's life. God bless you.

  • Hey! I understand what you are saying, there is a part of me that finds it funny but a part of me that doesnt. when I first watched it I found it funny but something made me stop and question why I was laughing! I dont know if people who dont know Jesus will gain anything from a parody of his holy life. is it to be laughed at in any way? I dont know! God Bless you too!

  • Thanks for your sensible reply, my friend. Of course I see your point, too. I was thinking what I would do if I were not raised a Christian and saw this Terminator parody. I honestly believe I would want to go to the "source" (Bible) and find out the facts behind the parody.

  • thats you, a person who obviously questions and seeks truth and I respect that... im just wondering if that goes for most people, bearing in mind, that there are many mind sets of non-believers that have to be broken before the point of salvation.does this parody do that?break down barriers in order for a person to want to know more?I dunno...It probably does and im wrong to assume,either way I pray it does!blessed love

  • hay alguna traduccion en es español de este video.

  • Ignore these fanatics they are no better then the high priests who Jesus insulted in the temple. They thought they were so high and mighty.

  • this isnt funny. of course, youd laugh at the jokes, but this is a blaspehmy.

    Dont watch it anymore.

  • haha baby juesus, fing a

  • It is very sad that Jesus became Someone you will laugh. I bet you stop breath when your boss coming. We need to respect Him not laugh. He is God.

  • i know im sorry but im just watching it for a little fun

  • if god doesnt want us to laugh then i dont want god

  • God made us in his image. He laughs when we laugh, and enjoys happiness. This is funny!

  • Sacrelarious!

    Seriously that was the first time I saw that and it was pretty funny. Reading some of the comments, I am religious and I thought it was hillarious. It doesn't attack any tenant of faith or Christ.

    Thanks for sharing it :)

  • aw man i thought this shit was effin funny on mad tv

  • I'm Christian, and thought this was hillarious.

    I love how he kept killing Judas.

    "Pilate at 10:00!"

    "Wha?"

    *BANG!*

    The last part was better, though.

    "Don't worry... He'll be back."

  • i'd have to say even though i'm not christian i've seen shit that would make any person here on this site shit their pants i'm surpised I have my sanity still in tact you're only deluding yourself if you believe christianity or the bible is anything other than what it's offered up as get a clue and stop letting satan talk through you

  • the he'll be back part was awsome!

  • really though, its funny. I'm a Christian and i have to admit that was funny.

  • you beleving in talking snakes and donkeys is even funnier

  • you believing that demons and angels aren't real is even funnier

  • you ever seen a demon or an angel?

    the bible is an ancient story of astrology, the story of the zodiac moving thru the 12 constillations

    12 discples = 12 constillations

    the pope wears the pagan symbol of a fish on his head, you probably have a "jesus lives" icon with a fish in it on the back fo your car.

  • no i don't have any fish stickers on my car actually :P

    but i have seen human faces form in concrete walls, i've seen a 12 year old girl kick down 200lb. man, i've seen a million other things with my own 2 eyes that proves that spirits are real. don't take for the person who's just looking for a religion cause i have nothing better to do with my time. i choose Christianity cause i know for sure that there is a spirit world that's more real than the world you can see.

  • christianity is a cult, and your a fanatic

  • what's a real religion?

  • Jesus dude... i bet everyone has seen that shit, but you know.... just because something like a 12 yr old girl kicked down a 200 lb guy.. doesn't mean the lil' girl had god inside him... 0.o

    but for the good side... its awesome you have a religion and all =)

  • hehe... i find is harder to believe that there real if you ask me... and really... it ain't funny for someone to not believe that they ain't real.. honestly

  • dude wtf? you gonna hate on someone just from there religion?

    back off of them seriously... did having a religion hurt you as a lil' kid or something?

  • funniest thing about this video is that people choose to fight and start a debate about religion over it. let's just watch the video and laugh.

  • HEY ITS THE TERMINATOR 4 TRAILER

  • Haha jesus is laughing rite now

  • Funny as hell

  • I want to be a terminator!!! and I'm not gay!

  • i bet jesus is laughing in heaven while seeing this video but if he's not...........then forgive me jesus

  • Pontius Pilate at 10 o'clock

  • Arnold biglastname should of played Jesus:

    "I'll be back"!

    From Jesus on the Cross.

  • omg lol

  • some funny holy $h!t

    forgive me jesus

  • Maurag!!

  • lol thou shall not miss this movie

  • While he was still on the way, his servants met him with the news that his boy was living.

  • He'll be back

  • Excellent!!!

  • asta la vista baby jesus!

  • this video is bad

  • haha, love it!

  • Terminator 3 and passion of the christ were the worst box office films alongside alexander and matrix reloaded... utter shite... i like this parody!

  • "more pre-release sales than any film in history, the movie opened in the United States on February 25, 2004. It earned $25 million per day in its first five days of release and in short order became the highest-grossing R-rated film ever made. In spite of the criticism, the movie grossed US $611,899,420 worldwide ($370,782,930 in the US alone) and is currently is the eleventh highest-grossing film and the highest-grossing R-rated film of all time

  • HA HA YOU FUCKING SADDO! Big box office hits dont necessarily make a good film. Da Vinci Code, Terminator, MAtrix reloaded, XXX, Star Wars episode 1, Passion of the Christ... ALL crap over produced films, i said they were shite films, not that they didnt make much money. Your a douchebag, go and have a wank over Vin Diesel

  • And the geek shall inherit the earth. >D

  • this video is hilarious...people should not be offended by it...its just a bit of fun

  • very funny

  • This is the stupidest thing i have ever seen! Its a mockery! and who ever made this should be ashamed!

  • yah! dont use like that in Vain . . .

  • In fact, I am Exonerator and Zeal for Christ!

    Check out mine!

  • the guy who plays arnold looks and sounds soo much like him too! its hilarious!! :-)

  • funniest thing ive seen in a long time.

  • lol

  • great !!

  • that was sooo funny lol love it !!! bless this film haha

  • STOP KILLING JUDAS!!!! LOL

  • HAHAHAHA NICE ONE !

  • haha, this is genious!!!