I-come from Australia... Down here a 'DICK' is something that makes most women get wet between the legs & become sublimely happy... Up in America it makes most women cry because it sends their husbands brothers & fathers off to war to die... I've been patiently & quietly waiting ever since your President Bush told America that (Quote) "WHENEVER IT ALL GET'S TOO MUCH I-JUST TURN TO DICK" for some comedian or cartoon artist to get real creative & go with that but nothing so-far... How about it...?
One of the best complements I've ever had, I did once pass on an idea to Hugh it has to do with the footage from Sydney I got of him as a Parody of a "Celebrity Scandal" he never got back to me about that, perhaps if u also messaged him too we could get something going.
with my other videos I use Final Cut Exrpess which is a Mac program, however with this video as part of the assignment criteria I was forced to use Adobe Premiere 6.0 which is a PC program, which was annoying cause the blue screen tool in that program sucks compared to final cut.
nice vid man great effects 5 outa 5 for me and also nice to see you finaly postin a vid ... i was gettin worried for a while like sumat had happened to you like a cadbury's chocolate bar had freaked you out ... oh wait ... nevermind.
hahaha that was actualy quite funny
JackMcK123 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Or else... YOU WILL DIE!
MmSTM 2 years ago
LOL!!!!!!
musickid110 3 years ago
haha this is freaking hilarious! xD
lol I love chocolate but I've never ever talked to one before! hahahaha
btw, it was great to meet you at the gathering, mate! ;-)
FabianaRickman 3 years ago
LOL!!! hes like "omg ur talking to a cholcate bar u think yoru normal?! your talking to a choclate bar blah blah blah lol
chloekakarmusic 3 years ago
WTF! cool
AlienfaceBiliRubin 3 years ago
lol - duh...
;-))
Dudette0007 3 years ago
this vid was featured, congrats dude :) you don't have to care about those poor comments
xeroxes 3 years ago
i like chocolate!
thesegirlssuck 3 years ago
i've seen thoses chocolate bars in aldi :P
annafal2k8 3 years ago
thats just absolutely fucked up, how could someone willingly create such a woeful thing.
facepuncherMD 3 years ago
absolutely the worst thing ever on youtube.
ever.
adam1adam1 3 years ago
wow that's amazing! i never had a chocolate bar talk to me before! LOL
swtxwishes 3 years ago
well creating that effect is not a big challenge, but funny idea anyways
LordShagrath 3 years ago
wow what a stupid video...
swedishDMftw 3 years ago
>...special effects course at University
demand a tuition refund!
maxhodges 3 years ago 3
I did actually
The Class got phased out the following semester,
dctcool 3 years ago
ROFL
legalizethegreen 3 years ago
Why so many negative comments? I think that this vid. was a lot of fun! I wish a chocolate bar would talk to me! LOL.
~OrangeCaesar
OrangeCaesar 3 years ago
haha
lorenrb 3 years ago
Who the fuck featured this?
...
Tell them they did a good job
THEytG0D 3 years ago
for fuck sake youtube...
daspinmonkey 3 years ago
amazing wat get featured these days hmm?
x0GuitarHero0x 3 years ago
and i wonder what mark he got for it in his uni course? oh well.
damnyouposeidon 3 years ago
God help us.... Featured?
This is the best YouTube's got?
ClownFight 3 years ago
was a bit povo
gore1sm 3 years ago
Special effects = OK
Storyline and interest factor = poor
Watchability = 2 out of 10.
53531640 3 years ago
That was sooo funny! :P
GerardWayLuverr 3 years ago
I-come from Australia... Down here a 'DICK' is something that makes most women get wet between the legs & become sublimely happy... Up in America it makes most women cry because it sends their husbands brothers & fathers off to war to die... I've been patiently & quietly waiting ever since your President Bush told America that (Quote) "WHENEVER IT ALL GET'S TOO MUCH I-JUST TURN TO DICK" for some comedian or cartoon artist to get real creative & go with that but nothing so-far... How about it...?
ssaalltru2 3 years ago
you look like a guy off a movie that was just on tv... =D
swanny812 3 years ago
how you did the mouth is cool
AshleyTisdale155 3 years ago
lol best i have seen it a little while
crazycalcum3000 3 years ago
lol, that was so shit. lol.
Portaytoe 3 years ago
And the videos funny :D
love it;D
bolyandspurway 3 years ago
Can you please! tell me how the fuck did you put a mouth on the bar?
wich program
or wich effect
i wanna make a video like thatt
mistercleav 3 years ago
Well he used chroma key
Putting a small bit of green or blue fabric/paint on the bar, he shot his mouth talking, then 'replaced' the fabric/bar with his mouth talking.
It's called "green screen" or "Chroma key"
Any high end editing software does it
Final Cut
Adobe Premiere
After Effects
Sony Vegas
It's an easy effect. Its tons of fun to use D
bolyandspurway 3 years ago
lol it looks like he took a photo of him holding the chocolate, stuck it on cardboard and held it in front of his face while he talked.
leephan66 3 years ago
The power of chocolate...
MegGriffinX 3 years ago
the sound at the begininning is from neopets..
evilteacups 3 years ago
clever video, well done
Nedmurgon1968 3 years ago
This video sucked on so many levels..!!!
TrueBlueAustralian 3 years ago
that was brilliant! :D
meckii483 3 years ago
yes
Write14u 3 years ago
=P Nice! How do you manage to do such cool things?!
FizzyCO2 3 years ago
hahahaaa That's cute! happy Birthday! Love Pip
Pippilly 3 years ago
Lolz
lamborghinivella 3 years ago
Hahaha! That's Classic!
Great video.
LynwoodTyler 3 years ago
haahha
GamesWarrior1 3 years ago
woot!
dctcool 3 years ago
uhhh not funny. Just pathetic. Sorry.
TheMorningCoffee 3 years ago
Thanks for your comment
dctcool 3 years ago 3
Happy Birthday dude! That was a great vid, awesome effects
pinkfire29 3 years ago
Thank you
dctcool 3 years ago
You look like Uncle Eddie from grounded for life!
AreForFilms 3 years ago
aww great, now I gotta add another person to my list of who I look like
Thanks
dctcool 3 years ago
ok.......lol
roystreet 3 years ago
ok...thanks
dctcool 3 years ago
Happy Birthday!
Congrats on getting featured!
Gimmeabreakman 3 years ago
Thanks Alot Victor
dctcool 3 years ago
Happy birthday...great present. xxx
TheTittySisters 3 years ago
Thanks alot girls, and a late happy birthday again to Bernie
dctcool 3 years ago
congrats on the feature...
TheTittySisters 3 years ago
chocolate bars turn me on now
s1nfulmeRc 3 years ago
...thanks for sharing
dctcool 3 years ago
That's almost better than sex
Girl18Horny 3 years ago
Getting into an argument with a chocolate bar is better than sex?
Oh wait your talking about the video... AWESOME
dctcool 3 years ago
That's a glass and a half of pure crazyness! Happy birfday!
welcomestranger 3 years ago
Haha
Cheers Sharpy
dctcool 3 years ago
yeah nice keying, chocolate bar is up for best supporting role i assume, lol.
fairless88 3 years ago
Cool something to put in front of him on the shelf
dctcool 3 years ago
Happy birthdayyyyyyyy!!
Cute video!:D
debbie264 3 years ago
Thank you Debbie
dctcool 3 years ago
Congrats on the feature mate :) xox
RenegadeFaith 3 years ago
Thanks you Abby :-)
dctcool 3 years ago
dude...... you rock... that was totally cool
TasChic 3 years ago
awesome thanks
dctcool 3 years ago
cute
Lucky48484848 3 years ago
really cool
dctcool 3 years ago
that was wonderful!
congrats on the feature - well deserved :j
babyporridge 3 years ago
Thanks Nikki
thanks, and thanks again
dctcool 3 years ago
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
halo10001 3 years ago
dctcool 3 years ago
You deserve to be featured =) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Chrasityfilms 3 years ago
Aww shucks thanks Chrasity
dctcool 3 years ago
i was thinking it was about time you got featured and now i'm happy. And i remember this vid-hilarious
Heidiscope 3 years ago
Thank you Heidi.
dctcool 3 years ago
Maybe you are drunk? When Im drunk things talk to me.
Well done on the feature!
mymatescallmegazza 3 years ago
hahaha it's possible
dctcool 3 years ago
omg david a feature! stardom is coming ur way my friend! im so happy for you! happy birthday!
vikingsfan619 3 years ago
fingers crossed thanks alot Randy
dctcool 3 years ago
Fun idea, not so well executed. Still made me smile...Happy Birthday!
ramio1983 3 years ago
Thanks for your comment
dctcool 3 years ago
happy birthday ;D
ufomonkey 3 years ago
Thank you
dctcool 3 years ago
Love it! Very creative :D
TheJayEffect 3 years ago
Cheers
dctcool 3 years ago
top vid David. 5stars.
congrats on the feature :)
Mfer75 3 years ago
Thanks Mfer
dctcool 3 years ago
Anytime... :) It was great catching up with you in noosa and I just want to thank you for having so much patience and understanding with Travis...:)
Mfer75 3 years ago
lol bout time you got a feature mate!
Nice work Dave!!!
Kruizinby 3 years ago
Thanks Anna, here's to hoping you get one next
dctcool 3 years ago
lol this is hilarious good work
bingaz001 3 years ago
Thank you
dctcool 3 years ago
About time this got featured!
LOL!
You rock, Dave!
EasyRaoul 3 years ago
LOL Thanks ER
dctcool 3 years ago
grats on getting featured
somewhatmagic 3 years ago
Thanks
dctcool 3 years ago
Loved the kungfu movie style zoom-in at the start!
...but what the HELL was a pack of chocolate doing sitting there on the table so inconspicuously?! :P
CailR 3 years ago
probably minding its own business
dctcool 3 years ago
hey dctcool,
your videos are very funny! ^-^
you should partner with Hughsnews
JaZzA136 3 years ago
Haha thanks alot
One of the best complements I've ever had, I did once pass on an idea to Hugh it has to do with the footage from Sydney I got of him as a Parody of a "Celebrity Scandal" he never got back to me about that, perhaps if u also messaged him too we could get something going.
dctcool 3 years ago
yeah I could help you with that,
but what should I say?
JaZzA136 3 years ago
Bwhaha. That was awesome. =]
RandomnessAzn 3 years ago
hehe great idea worked well :PP
evilbrainproductions 3 years ago
before eating a chocolate bar always be shure not to be compleatly druunk, i wont a polagise for my bad english
Govadina 4 years ago
LMAO
LEVEL102 4 years ago
haha, this was cool-nice vid!!
Heidiscope 4 years ago
very original i loved you vid
! i would have said "hey!
get in my belly! you bloody talking chocolate bar! see you on the other side" =D
CarmyzWorld 4 years ago
lols baha, nice
SmileySophea 4 years ago
skittles!!!
AfroSlipKnotFan 4 years ago
MMmmm skittles
dctcool 4 years ago
haha hillarious
vivaladil 4 years ago
Thanks mate
Thanks of subbing to I really appreciate that
dctcool 4 years ago
it k
vivaladil 4 years ago
NOW that was cute!
LOL
5* for the effort it must have taken and for the giggle.
Gigolo8 4 years ago
Haha thanks mate, thanks also for the fav
dctcool 4 years ago
ok cool but i dont like siornhoarhoqwi r
and also tnuioawebnfoiwn but 5 start
mistercleav 4 years ago
Ok I didn't get some of that comment, but thanks alot for the 5 star,
dctcool 4 years ago
OMG dav thats so funny!!! lol
your so good at digital video to a part 2 in using that chocolate bar sequence
Glamerousgurl 4 years ago
Hahaha
Thanks alot Glamerousgurl I think I may end up using chocolate bars as a running gag in my videos
dctcool 4 years ago
For something to be a running gag... it should have something funny about it.
iggy4323 3 years ago
I loved that! Fabulous! 5 stars : )
Pippilly 4 years ago
Thanks alot Pippilly
dctcool 4 years ago
oh,and also,what editing program do u use?could u use it in the americas?
vikingsfan619 4 years ago
with my other videos I use Final Cut Exrpess which is a Mac program, however with this video as part of the assignment criteria I was forced to use Adobe Premiere 6.0 which is a PC program, which was annoying cause the blue screen tool in that program sucks compared to final cut.
And yes you can obtain and use it in the USA
dctcool 4 years ago
hahaha!i loved that vid!'you think your normal?your talking to a frickin chocolate bar!!!'im faving!***** stars
vikingsfan619 4 years ago
Thanks alot for the fav mate,
dctcool 4 years ago
nice vid man great effects 5 outa 5 for me and also nice to see you finaly postin a vid ... i was gettin worried for a while like sumat had happened to you like a cadbury's chocolate bar had freaked you out ... oh wait ... nevermind.
1PEETY1 4 years ago
lol I seem to be developling a grudge against cadbury
thanks alot man
dctcool 4 years ago