Bill Plaschke does Madness

[j3lfisher]

rotflmaoagwilndthksabw

[wasp3us]

this guy is the worst hes never probably picked up a ball in his life. balls yes, but not a ball. he knows nothing about sports.

[DerangedHermit]

lol makes Mike Francesa look good.

[jsnt]

Nerds.

Scouts.

Young.

Old.

Math.

Eyes.

Plaschke.

[jsnt]

"Howland is a concocter of plays.

Calipari is a collector of players.

I'm picking a now-healthy UCLA to defeat Memphis today because, all things being equal, the play always beats the players."

[Freepablo]

My best memory of this hack is him and another journalist eating cooked penis in Beijing. Bill Plashke has written the same column for 15 years. And not one has had a paragraph longer than two sentences.

[11825code6]

When he interviewed Paul DePo, he made these faces.

What a hack. This clown was FJM's bitch.

[LetsGoBills23]

this is disturbing. i still laughed tho

[teedjr]

ok, I laughed. didn't think i would, but it came out.

[psychoprophet]

NERD!

[MrFb09]

Sure beats going on Twitter and kvetching about what a raw deal he gets on "ATH".

But I was expecting a scream!

SCREAM, BILL, SCREAM!!!!

[Brandertainment]

ha!