Civilisations- Egypt [2/6]

[juliaisafilmbuff123]

So how did the state in Egypt begin?

[EricDavidFloyd]

That guy in the video didn't know anything - he was talking smack about he Packers and how they were going to go to the Super Bowl - lol

[kimberlycole59]

Why oh why is he not given an English voice-over?! I could use this in my history classes!

[gthbf1]

Whos that French cunt?

[Kan2209]

@gthbf1 Francois Cuntflap. He lives in Lyon and he has billions of dollars with which he pays his way into french documentaries to share some of his daily activities, like having omelets in the morning and playing polo in the evenings, that sort of thing.

[TemplarX2]

@gthbf1 That guy that banged your whorish mom.

[72Yonatan]

Building the Aswan Dam was the worst decision ever made in all of Egyptian history. The flow of rich silt which enriched Egypt and made all the agriculture possible was stopped - thanks to the Russians and Nasser. Now they need fertilizers.

Let men be counted upon to mess up the gifts of Heaven.

[ahmedshah3789]

wtf translate,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Gozzmaster]

Howard Carter faked the inscription in the Great Pyramid that said it belonged to Khufu (Cheops)

[teddybear12385]

wat the fuck i he saying!?!

[Didgeridoozie]

Pause @ 0:26 .. classic french expression

[gamgeeification]

@Didgeridoozie haha.

[ericsandmeyer]

He says, "Civilization and the Nile are inextricably linked. The rhythms of the river's rising and falling became the rhythm of ancient life itself. When to plant, where to plant, when to harvest...these considerations were dictated by this friend and enemy which was River Nile. My hemorrhoids are killing me. I cannot continue with this interview. Just sitting is like having a red hot poker thrust into my most personal region. One time I slept with a panda bear. I found it most enjoyable."

[fringeelements]

@ericsandmeyer That's not true. I heard him quite distinctly. He clearly said, "Pleh pleh pleh si boo play pleh pleh pleh".

[VSML0C0POLAK]

listen up, pyramids of gizeh ar much older then 3000 years, 10,000 at least... so this docu isn't realy correct...

[BabyMinii4Life]

Cleopatra Isnt a Pharoah . She Was a waste Of Space That Fake -___- & You Shuld Really Take the French Outta That dudes Voice :)

[jblaze526]

Someone get a translator for Froggie.

[chucktone11]

@jblaze526 huh

[650Pisces]

hey u know they say the pyramids were made from top! to bottom n they have found proof that the oldest stones r at the top ...there is a theory that ppl didnt built them that it was maybe aliens or some intelligent higher beings

[kimokamal5]

@650Pisces bull shit..

[Kenzofeis]

There should be text for what the speech impaired guy is trying to say?

[shariefwat]

The Ancient Egyptians were black. SEE MY UPLOADS for more details and pictorial evidence on this topic. You will learn such things as the mummy of Thutmoses the 1st (Hatshepsut's father) had coarse wooly hair in a 1930s published book (picture and source provided). He is now bald.

[kinofreakmaniak]

@shariefwat

black fantasy maybe ! look at the pyramids in Yucatán Maya. The Maya civilization built revolutionary glorious pyramids similar to egypt !

And they were as well not black !

[shariefwat]

@kinofreakmaniak

Evidence that blacks made it to the Americas long ago. Even ABC admitted that on Columbus day one year on the ABC evening new,s when they were discussing the peoples that been here befor Columbus . Africans were mentioned as a serious possibility. Look up images of the Olmec Heads . I'll send a video on Olmecs . A credible S American historian is discussing

[shariefwat]

@kinofreakmaniak

Any exotic explaination is more logical than the actual idea that blacks might have a important role in world history

[kinofreakmaniak]

@shariefwat

which blacks you mean, from the jungle ?

[coincui]

@kinofreakmaniak you like big boobs ?

[Sofiiejj]

0:00 france guy said whaaaaat??

[grandfocus]

@Sofiiejj lalala-lulululu))))))

[001009176]

fuck that useless french guy in this video

[stonedragonfly]

Gee, thanks for the subtitles

[adilah2008nov]

@ 7:53 ,,, I would die from suffocation.

[adilah2008nov]

Why couldn't they provide the translation of that French thingy??

[Brambleiah]

This documentary is bullshit. The pyramids are obviously not tombs. And the Cheops marking in red is a forgery. The name was spelled wrong and there are witnesses who saw the forgery.

[reaperflynn3]

Egypt to me has great meaning to who we are in life and in a lot of ways where we come from. It is a great symbolism.

[DeusVivus]

Cheops = Kufu was a kind of the 4th dynasty not the third !!!!!!

[HeAdShOt935]

i have watch videos for school its soooooooooooooooooooo dumb!!!!!!!!!

[Orionetsirius]

real egyptians were black, the rest are the remaining of killers and criminals...rapists etc. etc.

[paulyhart]

I do NOT speak FRENCH!

[robotpanda77]

So did the pharoah really have a cat body? That is messed up. His mother must have had sex with some weird stuff.

[TheImmortalSon]

@robotpanda77 Do you notice that know one is listening to your ignorant speak? Ancient Egyptian religion is far gone in most modern Egyptians. Most of Egypt are now Islamic like I and many others.

[robotpanda77]

@TheImmortalSon Shut the hell up than. This video is on awesome pharaoh dudes that had sex with cats, not on boring islam. Nice grasp of English you have by the way there guy. I guess it must be your second language after stupid.

[TheImmortalSon]

@robotpanda77 I do not see where you get that ancient pharaohs had "sex with cats", are you referring to the sphinx, an ancient construction? I do hope not.

Very clever. Actually no English is not my native tongue but I believe I grasp it pretty well my friend.

Overall another ignorant comment, well done.

[robotpanda77]

@TheImmortalSon If you look at the Egyptian mural you will see dudes with bird heads and jackal heads among things. Considering all these mutant half animal people that lived back then, the Egyptians must have just fucked everything,

[TheImmortalSon]

@robotpanda77 They were interpretations of gods you ignorant moron.

[robotpanda77]

@TheImmortalSon Yeah that makes sense. They were meant to represent magic sky genies that for some reason had human bodies and a fucking birds head. Who the fuck would dream up a god like that? They were clearly advanced enough to build the pyramids, and made murals of people harvesting crops and the like. I don't buy that the animal head dudes were just some random magic shit they threw in there.

[TheImmortalSon]

@robotpanda77 I don't care what you buy, honestly. And it made sense to Ancient Egyptians like your user name makes sense to you friend.

[Orionetsirius]

@robotpanda77 omg ur so fucking ignorant lmao

[bigcatlife]

18 century statues

[noblewulfff]

such bulllllshit the pyramids where not and are not tombs

[bigcatlife]

@noblewulfff thank you

[Yobidefy]

i heard sans nom and bonjour, je'mappelle and jet'aime

[Mickr4]

He said: The religious role is huge, the gods moves on boats, the sun as it moves across the sky on a boat to a subsurface cave of the night. etc.

Then he simply says that the nile in sight they had the perfect image of the "creation" as the "sea of life".

I'm french Canadian so my english may not be perfect ;)

[TheNorah1995]

@Mickr4 THANK YOU !

your english is just fine btw !

[KILLUMINATL]

wos with the french mushy guy...??? i dnt no wot hes mushying on about.....

[Inu4kagome]

Black people rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[MummyMonEdy]

@Inu4kagome wth

[porodzila]

finalement. Elle est en deux langues et je peux apprender et m'exersiser francais.

Ne comprendez pas? Vous vous exersisez.

[Shortypaolo17]

im only a 12 years old boy Filipino i like egypt very much but i dont know why maybe because of moses

[callofdutymw2geek]

vcjbvyedmvnhfufid

[wanker4761]

what's with the bearded oik talking in grenouille with no subtitles?

[HomoGnosticus]

duh, maybe someone is able to translate the frogeater idiom?

[MsCuriousCat]

HUH?

[Gideonn1]

man im glad speak french

[nesikhaNofret]

looks like from 90s...try googling the program name.

[TruthSeekerCA]

cest pas drole...ecrit que cést en francais svp!

[crissheridan]

First I was going to say this documentary was just a few years old because Zahi Hawass was in it... but then I though: "what the hell... Zahi was probably there when they made the piramyds!!" And I mean it in a good way!! He is in every tv show about Egypt... great guy!

[nesikhaNofret]

its because he is the supreme and he is the one in charge of egypt's antiquities so thats why youll see him...hes very important figure.

[LunchMoneyDnB]

@crissheridan I cant stand him, he is ignorant and knows nothing of true egyptian culture as well as common sence.

[cheerleader4lyfe235]

i can't understand what he's saying. what a shame. i could've learned more.

[nesikhaNofret]

lmao i know i was like wth lol.

[peacealways100]

@cheerleader4lyfe235

Agreed! It's really annoying that there are no subtitles for the french part!

[kbelliveau]

@cheerleader4lyfe235 the narrator basically paraphrases the translation after every time the french guy appears. Its just about water meaning life to Egyptians

[HeAdShOt935]

@cheerleader4lyfe235 press the cc

[AF6H4N1ST4N]

@cheerleader4lyfe235 He said "Nile is cool and you should all learn french".

[alongiv2]

translation please

[Jamesaidit]

2:28 Dose that taste good paki

[supermanpaki]

i dont understand french gay language.

[SheeBast]

Je ne comprende Francais tres bien...au Anglais merci :)

[freefapi]

c'est trés complet merci