Mock The Week; Bad things to hear on a plane and marriage

[AcruxSolus]

Who is the chick?

[xUKSFxassasin]

2:05 DIE BITCH

[madridboy86]

@xUKSFxassasin I done that to someone last night lol she never got the joke :(

[GriddledSardines]

I share my birthday with Hitler -_- ;)

[artemisroxs]

@GriddledSardines Dont worry, its not like you are him.

[athox]

@artemisroxs ... or is he...

[artemisroxs]

@athox IDK!!

[LOOLING100]

240p....we meet again

[popazz1]

BBC Boys' Club!

[oDannnYx]

all women on this show are major buzzkills

[jowen2c]

best at 2:25 onwards



[benjaythewhite]

"BAAAAAAAA"

Pretty sure that's a New Zealand Joke right there.

[PsychoProductions369]

@benjaythewhite actually no thats a Welsh joke...since people say Welsh people sleep with Sheep. well at least i'm sure thats what it is

[TheArthasmenethril]

@benjaythewhite it's a Welsh Joke as people Joke about the Welsh and Sheep

[Turtleman7007]

DIE BITCH!!!!! Lol classic

[xtheEPICASSASSINx]

@tango616 I don't get it?

[thespikescheme]

Who's the girl?

[tango616]

"Brace yourself Agnis, it's that time of year again."

oh god, that destroyed me.

[gorillageoff]

PUNCH IT CHEWIE! GRAWWWW! lol

[karateclaire]

oh you can't use that toilet.. that's MY toilet.

[kooora18]

Fairy cave LMAO!

[GhostBear3067]

1:46- If I heard the pilot say that I think it would make my day...

[sammixsaysxboo]

i saw the first comment and i was like ...

I DIDENT MEAN TO KILL HIM

[truthfullcomentator]

no no no this is perhaps my favourite of all the sketches. all of them apart from a few of the womens one are complete classics i cant decide which ones i like the most

[CNialDeMencha]

@2607Tazzy Maybe he's positive? And is just trying to tell us all something ?

[rachelfrench1992]

@CNialDeMencha LMFAO

[UKGameMaster]

Hugh Dennis is officially my favorite comedian.

[sabbywins]

@UKGameMaster Ditto =P

[CrazyKitBuilder]

it would be better to move the fat people to the middel of plane to balance out the aircraft and the middel is the strongest point to.

[PostalTubeAlex]

David Mitchell in a blue shirt. So strange.

[TheGorilla94]

when i said i was a posotive person i meant HIV LOOOOOOOOOL CLASSIC

[chelseafcrocks82]

They should have done what Colin did in WLIIA. Just stand behind the microphone with a forlorn expression on your face and say nothing.

[kitaarmes]

Press 8 repeatedly to hear dara keep pressing the buzzer :)

[kitaarmes]

Of course were going out tonight... it's hitler's birthday!!!! :/

[inubaka13]

4 people don't like Mr. Tiddles!

[ell3en]

1:54 What's he got against Melchett?

[Waitingfortheway]

0:53 now thats timing!!

[DaleAdam94]

when i said i was a positive person i meant HIV! :L

[DaleAdam94]

holdd on! I've just entered us in the redbull challenge! :L

[IoEstasCedonta]

Hitler's birthday = 420.

[tomatoesonstrings]

Russells so cute when he's having a laughing fit <3

[DarthTwoddle]

Oh you can't use that toilet.

That's MY toilet.

[TheSolly180]

The star wars one made me cry haha

[JoeyThe14th]

0.53 brilliant

[xBlondie123xx]

can someone explain the agyness one?

[DasNutellamaedchen]

@xBlondie123xx Not "agyness" - Agnes! It's a women's name. Hopefully, the rest of the joke becomes clear to you now :-)

[Gigante85]

I just read the top rated comment before watching the video and I'm laughing so hard at it

[DjBifta]

i dont get it

[Emmma360]

The best was "Please...please Pavarotti, let me go on top D:"

[pkmnguy2010]

yay star wars reference!

[DrumBass4ever]

I love you lots lets see what Mr.Tiddles thinks of you what do you think? DIE BITCH omg i fell out of my chair laughing so hard i had tears streaming down my cheeks

[Sammyy46]

"Punch it Chewie"

"aeaeaeaeaeerrrr"

[livstar93]

david looked so sinsiter when he said "thats MY toilet"

[o0FallenAngel0o]

@livstar93 Yeah, he did! It was kind of hot... in a creepy way.

[rc0ll]

"Punch it Chewie!"

"NNNAARGGGGLLLLLL"

[LARGS]

@rc0ll i nearly pissed myself at that bit!

[Chaarzane]

@rc0ll i dont get it

[rc0ll]

@Chaarzane it's from Star Wars, Han said it to Chewie before going into hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon

[FeathersInTheSky1]

@ grimeteamUK I think it's a reference to little red riding hood? I'm sorry if I'm wrong.

[resistance4103]

I wouldn't mind her telling me about her hobby form for 9 hours ;)

[Douglas88595]

frakie is a legend

[tintiringa]

Who is the woman? She has a great rack!

[Ostrogothicus]

@tintiringa She's Fiona Allen, and yes she does lol

[grimeteamUK]

i dont get the wolf joke?

[LokkerG]

@grimeteamUK Being married to someone who shares the bed with a wolf isn't a good idea.

[SadGothEmoKid]

i love how russel collapses towards the end to laugh then jumps up again like nothing happened :D

[mymysuzie]

@TheLollypop1705 i actually snorted at that joke :L :')

[z3r0t0l3r4ns]

OMG i want to get a commercial pilot license so i can say "Punch it Chewie" before every flight.

[randomface54]

@z3r0t0l3r4ns You do that! Do this, get a video recording of it, put it on Youtube and you will gain internet immortality.

[TheLollypop1705]

you want me to put my dingaling into ur fairycave r u mad woman classic frankie boyle love him lol : )

[DifferentGirl3]

I love how Russell watches Frankie like a 5-year-old in love.

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

ALL HAIL MISTER TIDDLES!!! XD XD XD XD

[iamafish400]

"That's MY toilet."

LMAO, brilliant. I felt like I was watching a cross between Mark Corrigan and Sheldon Cooper.

[TheLollypop1705]

baaaaaaa



[MultiPandaEyes]

"You want me to put my dingaling in your fairy cave, are you MAD WOMAN?" LOL

[cazmofan]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! xD

[DanceActSing4Ever150]

"when i said i was a positive person, i meant HIV..." Frankie Boyle, genius :)

[frenchyManUTD1989]

Andy Parsons SUCKS

[Missypercy45]

@TheWoods18

why dont u? hes a great comedian, leave him alone!

[MrWickedjay]

"you can't use that toilet thats my toilet"

"he sleeps in the bed with me don't make me choose between you and the"

[rhys231]

@MrWickedjay wolf"

[MrRichardosullivan]

When I said I was a positive person, I meant HIV! :) Got to be the best gag ever!

[sharkey500]

"The worst person to be married to" "Baa"

[Missjasperhale123]

DIE BITCHHH!

[Koockaburra101]

When the topic changed he should've just done the Chewbacca noise again =P

[ellzyauthor]

best one

[canarylove]

Sometimes I just love watching russell die laughing at Frankie's jokes :P

[cutiegemma123]

mr tiddles FTW

[sexystevieboi1]

"dont make me choose between you and the wolf." LOL XD

[vDazzleHD]

When I said I was a postive person I ment HIV...

[Xanatos712]

Things you don't want to hear on an airplane...

"ALLAH AHKBAR!"

[ThePb895]

Not that this is particularly relevant, but has anyone else noticed russell looks a bit like woody from toy story?

[Arzaker]

punch it chewie

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD

[TheAfyk]

whos that women?

[shaun12484]

@TheAfyk fiona allen, used to be in smack the pony

[Meemzeesh]

...that's MY toilet.

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

Long live Mr Tiddles XD

[Brust90]

The positive joke was epic, ahha

[2pintsluver]

baaaaaaaaa XD

u want me 2 put my dingaling in ure fairy cake R U MAD WOMAN XD

DIE BITCH LMFAO

[GodsmacKam]

@2pintsluver

its fairy "cave" bruv lol, imagine that though a fairycake haha

[2pintsluver]

@GodsmacKam thank u =) cant believe i screwed that 1 up =/ hahaha ano

[GodsmacKam]

@2pintsluver

no worries bruv :)

[2pintsluver]

@GodsmacKam =)

[cowoffate]

Punch it chewie XD

[NA3LKER]

03:28 but a wolf would be so much more cuddly

[leetdemise2009]

if look to your left side youll see the other half of the wing

[marshmalows88]

i dont get the agnes one...

[Annicathryn]

@marshmalows88 its because women have "that time of the month" but 'agnes' is probably old so she has a "that time of the year"

[SmileAndWink13]

Oh, you can't use that toilet...

That's MY toilet! O.O

[RealDougal]

'Brace yourself Agnes, it's that time of year again!'

[MagnificentSteph]

DIE BITCH

[SlaughterSolutionPro]

Punch it chewy! eeeeeaaaaaarrrrwwww!!

[TheIrishMackem]

that has to be one of the best ones!

[roxiSKYfox]

well you cant use that toilet..thats MY toilet

[jonmarklong]

I sit through the boring shit on mock the week just for the scenes we'd like to see and stand up rounds. Let's be honest, the rest's pretty banal.

[barker505]

IT'S HITLER'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

[KT926]

Mine is: "We're now leaving Ibiza, *burp!!!, sorry let me get my raw eggs ready!"

[iUnboxYou]

You want to use that toilet.

You Cant.

Thats MY Toilet

[AWOwns]

Will the fat people PLEASE MOVE TO THE BACK OF THE PLANE?

[cheapshotdrummer]

PUNCH IT CHEWWY!

wraaaaawr!

[william59glersh]

Melchit ROFL :P

[ClaraRose99]

Yeah, hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it! but I stopped watching after frankie boyle got kicked. it's bloody useless without him.

[vicofdibchic]

DIE BITCH! 

[bonesschance]

Epic stuff here

[ThrashMetalUpYourAss]

don't make me choose between you and the wolf! Brilliant!

[AutisticPersona]

I got something you don't wanna hear on an airplane: WE'RE GOING DOWN!!! (Laughs uncontrollably)

[jert4lyfff]

mee-e-e (hugh dennis) :P

[RosieGrl26]

let's see what mr. tiddles thinks of you...

[StarletDancer01]

"you can't use that toilet.........it's my toilet" haha

[TVsamhollis]

"i love you lots, let me see wat mr tidles thinks of u"

"DIE BITCH"

2:01 is so funny

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@TVsamhollis agreed, never gets old

[Flatine1]

they should put some subtitles i kinda strugle sometimes trying to understand british accent.:P

I'm portuguese btw so english ain't my native language =)

[7Midias]

@Flatine1 eu também tenho esse problema principalmente se eles falarem muito rápido

[4fliali]

He sleeps in teh bed with us, don't make me choose between you and the wolf:P

[apatheticAhole]

its a real shame boyle's off the show.. and whos the woman in this one? i cant seem to place the face

[BangingMash]

I don't get Frankie's wolf joke...?

[venomx2]

@BangingMash You wanta sleep with a wolf?

[BangingMash]

@venomx2 How did I not get that OMFG.....=( Thnx.

[gloomyoutlook]

Don't make me choose between you and the wolf! LOL

[sokwest]

"oh you can't use that toilet.... thats my toilet...."

hilarious!!!!

[shadowrocks09]

this made me lol..... just before i went on a plane to ireland

[GiefGoldPlx]

I love how at 0:54 everyone goes for the mike simultaneously!

[dragonsflame35]

@GiefGoldPlx probably cause they thought I CAN DO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT THICK HEAD!

[jackloobyloo]

you cant use that toilet thats my toilet

[venomx2]

@THEANTIFREDCHANNELL Learn English or leave.

[joe1545cOdExPeRt]

When I said Positive I meant Hiv

[Aurazelia]

Worst person to be married to? I'd say 3 things. 1) Me! 2) PASTAAA 3) I want your eyez...

[bobjake11]

MR TIDDELS!!!!!!!!!

DIE BITCH

[CullenComedy09]

When I sed I wz positive, I meant HIV positive!

[domino9133]

@CullenComedy09 what is with frankie boyle and AIDs/HIV jokes

[TheAlexagius]

pleaze paveroti let me go on top! LOL

[mangamaniacXD]

ARE YOU MAD WOMAN!?!?

[hazuinf]

due to unforeseen islamic fundamentalism this plane has been diverted to paradise

[garethsmith04]

When I Said I'm A Positive Person I Meant HIV...... LMFAO!!!

[funnyhuuny90]

worst person to be married to? i would just stand in the centre and wouldn't say anything....

[TheAzar611]

DIE BITCH!! 

Gold

[ildish]

name of girl?

[Cybusmaster92]

Her name is Fiona Allen.

[GGdahut]

punch it chewy!

ARRRGGG

he does a good chewybaccy impression

LOL JOKES

[totalfullaction]

GREat

[madperson876]

Russell only looks about 12!

[ExplosionTits]

"That's MY Toilet."

[clarinetlover2012]

lol, russell at the end

[HM69051]

FRANKIE BOYLES AWSOME

[craigybaby10101]

got one:

"HI I'M BARRY SCOTT AND THIS IS CILIT BANG!"

[Kerriangel]

lol

[cadian14758]

whats the womans name?

[leapoffaith20]

I don't know but she's got a nice pair on her

[gloomyoutlook]

russell is so kee-uuute!

[Jase19111Real]

'hijackers name will be ibrahim' LMFAO