she's your typical north carolina slutbag of a bitch for ya. thats why its so hard out here to get a decent girl. they are all bored whores. sad i feel for simmons i do.
@adrianadio yeah why u think it aint cuz its all trees? ppl str8 untrustworthy spineless fake pussy pieces of shit. but there still real ass mufuckus where ever u go so.
One of the funniest and best movies of all time imo, especially for as low of a budget it was since it was all on maxed out credit cards. If only studios would let people create these for big budgets we wouldnt have to deal with the same recycled ideas and jokes, let alone the remakes or video games, cartoons, tv shows and so on.
I have a question in regards to Jody Hill's attire, or "Mike McAlister" if you will. He wore a kick ass shirt, or man's kimono, I don't know what it is called. He wore it when they went to Chuck The Truck Wallace's apartment party. I'd like to know what it's called because I've been wanting to purchase one ever since I saw Chino Moreno of the Deftones wearing one back in 2000. I know it is not a Gi, what is it called ? Someone please help, I can't wait to get one
Yeah, it's basically a really really trashy beach with tatoo parlors on ever corner. and its infamous for people just getting stupid ass drunk and doing wild trashy stuff.
@ballsacman HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH "You have 3 thumbs down because youre lazy and if this were prison you would be raped because you exude feminine qualities. " GOOD INTEGRATION OF AN AWESOME QUOTE IN THE MOVIE
This movie is just so funny in its own way. My friend and I love Hot Rod, which McBride also is in, and we have always wanted to see more of him. We were browsing movies and we thought he looked familiar, so we checked it out. It really was him and we immediately bought the movie.
Thank YOU for this meal, that I bought MYSELF!
LMAO!
bcta302 1 month ago
danny mcbride rules
tldevilsh 1 month ago
some dude with his mouth open
DW8807 4 months ago
"you're making this really awkward." don't know how many times i've used that line to bail myself out of hot water.
studnoth1n 5 months ago
how about i take my shotgun and shoot your TITS OFF!? hahahahahaha
PatTheAnchor 5 months ago
meditate on that... rape
Reeves92 7 months ago 2
He's such an asshole
ilovebarrelracing100 7 months ago
dentistry? i cant even believe thats somethin thats real.
micfiends 8 months ago
meditate on that.....rape...
micfiends 8 months ago
if you do the part two i will sub.
micfiends 8 months ago
@micfiends 500 likes and I will redownload the video editing software and movie and do part two haha
dukenuk3m 8 months ago
"really drunk...like Myrtle Beach drunk"
SanFran1966 8 months ago
This looks hilarious !
brianbraddock2010 9 months ago
Meditate on that.... RAPE.
9kjamal9k 10 months ago 6
"YOUR making this really awkward....! " fucking brilliant.
pillowbugg 10 months ago
Whose the king of the demo!?
SOCOMSoldier01 10 months ago
i gave him a hand job
00IRON001 10 months ago
@6:30 = my favorite part X-D
delias89 10 months ago
meditate on that----rape
josiewhales 10 months ago
12 people can believe that dentistry is something that's real.
Tr1forceProductions 10 months ago
3:28. Ouch.
estroyinatortje 11 months ago
whatever, i can't even believe that's something that's real..
coltonatron 1 year ago
nice!
sublime361 1 year ago
No- jiu jitsu sucks!
williamwilson666 1 year ago
damn his wife is so hot
YoungBelushi 1 year ago
youre making this really awkward.
sammyantha112392 1 year ago
"Want to hang up on me? How about I take my shotgun and shoot your FUCKING TITS OFF!!!?"
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toophatpoyo 1 year ago
I think I'm gonna keep you right where you are......Self control....
Scotty2DopeMB 1 year ago
"She still alive? ....Someone check her pulse, please..."
1147productions 1 year ago
dentistry? i cant believe thats something thats real.
GOffify 1 year ago 15
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cman904xFLAX 1 year ago
she's your typical north carolina slutbag of a bitch for ya. thats why its so hard out here to get a decent girl. they are all bored whores. sad i feel for simmons i do.
kickass5 1 year ago
@kickass5 is it really like that over there?
adrianadio 1 year ago
@adrianadio yeah why u think it aint cuz its all trees? ppl str8 untrustworthy spineless fake pussy pieces of shit. but there still real ass mufuckus where ever u go so.
kickass5 1 year ago
where is Julio will you answer the fucking phone
StreetRocaFella 1 year ago
Meditate on that. Rape. LMFAO.
Ceasonal 1 year ago 3
what? cuz i was talkin bout yoga? gimmie a break
HOOKEDonCHRONICS89 1 year ago
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HOOKEDonCHRONICS89 1 year ago
I can't find the clip where he shouts somebody answer the phone.
sparced 1 year ago
i bet his wife on here has a fat pussy
MrPANDPKENNELS 1 year ago
@MrPANDPKENNELS me too pal, me too...
toadman842 1 year ago
once he finds out what happens with his wife at work, he lost all his confidence but later regains it near the end of the movie.
SharkyJaws12 1 year ago
231 people are god damn right, Mr. Simmons is the King of the Demo.
taomajick 1 year ago
9 people like jujitsu
pimpinwillystyle 1 year ago
@pimpinwillystyle more like 10 but i know its a joke so i wont dislike
DangerasTM 1 year ago
4:03 I can't even believe thats something that real hahahahahha lmfao
demonicBerith 1 year ago
the part where his world changes. he thinks he can take her giving a handjob, and then his world just gets rocked
dutchover23 1 year ago
I honestly think that Fred Simmons should be a DC villain, finally a worthy adversary to Batman.
toophatpoyo 1 year ago
dentistry? whatever.. i can't even believe thats something thats real..
Jehuty989 1 year ago 2
some one check her pulse!!!!.......LMFAO!!!!!
terdburgler99 1 year ago
Fact: Danny McBride is pretty much the funniest dude ever.
netvvrok 1 year ago
little stevie fisher's dad
DW8807 1 year ago
2:23 depicts the LAZIEST demonstration ever LOL
JoyMaze123 1 year ago
youre making this really akward...
sexyserbomuffin 1 year ago
Meditation is great but I've never heard of it saving anyones life before. Meditate on that, RAPE
demonicBerith 1 year ago
Rofl I'm so hungry I could eat a grown mans ass right now I died laughing when I first saw this
demonicBerith 1 year ago
Julio of coarse is up to NOTHING.
orlick82 1 year ago 2
meditate on that....rape...
aaronled 1 year ago
like myrtle beach drunk!
wisterV 1 year ago
FUCK YOU! that gag pretty much summons up the magical personality of fred simmons.
503mindst 1 year ago
2.09 N 4.26 LMAOOOOO
Birdmancanfly0 1 year ago 2
lol im surprised this video hasnt been taken down by youtube for the boob pictures, and who is little fisher's mom? shes freakin hot.
imnotawasteoftime 1 year ago 2
I love the way the camera shakes after she tells him about the handjob. Hilarious.
rswindol 1 year ago
0:21 omg....
Kudretsection9 1 year ago
4:23 when he stares Julio down is my favorite part of the movie
theyankeeracers 1 year ago
You're making this very awkward
pillowbugg 1 year ago
FUCK YOU!
thelatedavidsmith 1 year ago
Julio is awesome
DrMBA28 1 year ago
KUNYE!
PeckerwoodCracker 1 year ago
@PeckerwoodCracker hahahaha, KUNYE!
rpj15z 1 year ago
i love this move! hahahah.
xlearnlovex 1 year ago
Love this movie. The school was such a McDojo
DrMBA28 1 year ago
lol @ 1:55 He just doesn't care haha
jashton614 1 year ago
hahahaha "like myrtle beach drunk"
thesurrealbunny 1 year ago
One of the funniest and best movies of all time imo, especially for as low of a budget it was since it was all on maxed out credit cards. If only studios would let people create these for big budgets we wouldnt have to deal with the same recycled ideas and jokes, let alone the remakes or video games, cartoons, tv shows and so on.
thegreatmrt 1 year ago 3
FUCK YOU!
I'm gonna shit my pants, this is so awesome!
BleedingWalls420 1 year ago
2 for 1 crab legs at Cap-tain O--land-ers
DW8807 2 years ago 17
@ kokothemonkeyy:
you are right. it's a kung fu suit/vest. found em on ebay and googling that name. thanks!
aaaslayer 2 years ago
"i'm so hungry i could eat a grown man's ass right now"
conebone699999 2 years ago
This and Observe and Report are great, Jody Hill is awesome.
TheArmy19D 2 years ago 3
meditate on that. rape.
kokothemonkeyy 2 years ago 2
I have a question in regards to Jody Hill's attire, or "Mike McAlister" if you will. He wore a kick ass shirt, or man's kimono, I don't know what it is called. He wore it when they went to Chuck The Truck Wallace's apartment party. I'd like to know what it's called because I've been wanting to purchase one ever since I saw Chino Moreno of the Deftones wearing one back in 2000. I know it is not a Gi, what is it called ? Someone please help, I can't wait to get one
aaaslayer 2 years ago
It's a kung fu suit. I dunno if theres a better name for it, but i totally want one.
kokothemonkeyy 2 years ago
hahaha, 0:50 - 1:20 is my favorite part.
GoldiGlockz 2 years ago
she still alive??? somebody check her pulse please...
mrfantastiable420 2 years ago
I know this kid, spencer moreno.
he goes to my school and is in my classes.
how cool? :)
CASSBABY0XO 2 years ago
Fuck You! lolz lolz lolz its so perfect:D
MarkusVanta4 2 years ago
which in your case is what? dentist.. assistery? dentistry? whatever. i can't even believe that's somethin that's real.
TxHxAxD 2 years ago 3
moi chui francé connar allé + to a star de vinezac a+
Vinezacois 2 years ago
Julio of course is up to nothin.....
MrGobBluth 2 years ago 3
rape..
MrGobBluth 2 years ago
great movie!
Jrod311 2 years ago
i got really drunk, like myrtle beach drunk. lol
irishballa10 2 years ago 2
i LOVE that quote, i laughed my ass off when she said that....im from sc so it makes perfect sense
blindedzeppelin 2 years ago
What's the difference? Have you ever been Myrtle Beach drunk?
victorrain 2 years ago
Yeah, it's basically a really really trashy beach with tatoo parlors on ever corner. and its infamous for people just getting stupid ass drunk and doing wild trashy stuff.
blindedzeppelin 2 years ago
So you've never been Myrtle Beach drunk?
victorrain 2 years ago
yeah i have lol..it's basically just like blackout fucking wastedfaced...ud dont remember sh*t
blindedzeppelin 2 years ago
Do you have any Xeroxes? j/k HAHA
victorrain 2 years ago
Yoga will not save you from gang rape!
gettothechoppa007 2 years ago
whos the king of the demo? you're all god damn right! now lets go break some boards.
brianhbmb 2 years ago
this movie sticks in your head for weeks
brianhbmb 2 years ago
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...she still alive?
toddpinkstonisgod 2 years ago
i cant even believe thats something thats real
blissbomb1988 2 years ago 3
fix the audio sequencing
misterioustranger 2 years ago
Hang up on me...HOW BOUT I TAKE MY SHOTGUN AND SHOOT YOUR FUCKIN TITS OFF!
ourlucidream 2 years ago
BEST LINES.. lol
Im gonna warn you - I dont think you're gonna like how this ends, hot shot.
Which is what - dental, denter, detistisis, asistery? I can't even believe thats something thats real.
How many slices you have Julio? Enough.
I think we're gonna keep you where you're at, Bruce. Self-control.
Skynamo 2 years ago
I'm in complete goddamn control and shit like this can happen to me!
You should check out gettin a fake ID, do you know what that means? You're a douche.
victorrain 2 years ago
those matsees are 100 bucks a piece hahahahaha
Fuhgawz102 2 years ago
can i be in the demo team too sir? i think were gonnna keep youwhere your at bruce
calbry1 2 years ago
meditation is terrific in all....but never heard of it saving anyone from a gang rape type situation....
khenessy1 2 years ago
meditate on that......rape haha.
onionbootyman 2 years ago
Meditate on THAT.. LMAO
Smallfists 2 years ago
no i came from church, fuckin retard lol
Snyper009 2 years ago
OMFG! Look @ 3:00-3:45 scene, it so fucking funny, keeny powers says "is..is she still alive"? LOL
SANDIEGOROOTS 2 years ago 2
why couldn't i groom 2 apprentasees?
beng30lb 2 years ago 3
how many slices have you had houlio, how about enough!
KOONYAY!!!
horwell93 2 years ago 2
Thank you for this meal i bought for myself
snowsurfer2 2 years ago 3
Tae Kwon Do does not suck! it saved me from a gang rape situation...
freddyoro 2 years ago 2
jujitsu sucks! 1:44
xman6918 2 years ago 13
@xman6918 and you swallow lol
southstar0511 1 year ago
@xman6918 Jiu-Jitsu rules wait it depends what jiu-jitsu is it BJJ or JJJ?
DangerasTM 1 year ago
im mb drunk rite now! hahaha
pressmack 2 years ago 2
"...like myrtle beach drunk"
twinonymously 2 years ago 7
lol, yeah i was just about to post that
jlb8748 2 years ago
HAha none of yall bitches can say you were in this! I cAN!
PrettyFli4aWhiteguy 2 years ago
But i can say tickle deez nuts
MoGun5z 2 years ago 3
MoGun5z...you are a great man!
blacktopproductions 2 years ago 2
who did u play?
achillesninja 2 years ago
6:20 to 6:32 is hilarious!
maelnagh 2 years ago
The girl in the office at 1:30, was that the coffee chick at the mall in Observe and Report?
hitstickfromdaU 2 years ago
yes and the streaker is in the movie too!
lebron89a 2 years ago 2
No sh*t? What part?
hitstickfromdaU 2 years ago
3:30 kills me
djl4007 2 years ago
Danny Mcbride is the fucking king
ballsacman 2 years ago 2
:21
my FAVORITE part of the whole movie. I literally cried laughing at that part.
ZogxUNB0UNDx 2 years ago
myrtle beach drunk hahahaha yesss i'm going there this weekend and i will get myrtle beach drunk!
clemsonpimp17 2 years ago
Im so hungry i could eat a grown mans ass. LMAO
JohnRambo 2 years ago 19
@JohnRambo hey! its john rambo. dsp
guccipurse 1 year ago
i gotta rent this
JASONWCACURA 2 years ago
you have pretty much just seen all the best bits
casualtie061188 2 years ago
jujitsu would beat teakwondo
wwechamp7 2 years ago
jujistu sucks
cosminpp 2 years ago
lol no it doesnt it would trash teakwondo
wwechamp7 2 years ago
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wtf do i have 3 thumbs down for? its true teakwondo sucks cunt you stupid pricks you dont know anything about martial arts you cunts
wwechamp7 2 years ago
You have 3 thumbs down because youre lazy and if this were prison you would be raped because you exude feminine qualities.
ballsacman 2 years ago 2
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@ballsacman HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH "You have 3 thumbs down because youre lazy and if this were prison you would be raped because you exude feminine qualities. " GOOD INTEGRATION OF AN AWESOME QUOTE IN THE MOVIE
Artybruh 1 year ago
but what about suplexes
loserguy1022 2 years ago
???
wwechamp7 2 years ago
yeah tkd sucks. but this movie is hilarious.
chucknorrispranks 2 years ago
How about I take my shotgun and shoot your fuckin' tits off! hahaha brilliant film!
figgleliggle 2 years ago 5
I like the part where the blond guy goes "I don't believe in belts, now lets break some wood!"
LRMMcDonnell 2 years ago
"Julio!! Will you answer the Fuckin Phone!!"
SarcasticDouche15 2 years ago
LOL best line in the whole movie!
jawk321 2 years ago
i wanna see this movie O_o
Talkingdvd 3 years ago
3:33 somebody check her pulse
cbello2 3 years ago
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cbello2 3 years ago
Oh my god hahahaha.
This movie is just so funny in its own way. My friend and I love Hot Rod, which McBride also is in, and we have always wanted to see more of him. We were browsing movies and we thought he looked familiar, so we checked it out. It really was him and we immediately bought the movie.
"FUCK YOU"
rabbitsgug 3 years ago 3
when was this movie made?
goblew14 3 years ago
2006
93940Mcluvin 3 years ago
i love the whole scene at 2:30
LOL!!!!
streetsofrage 3 years ago
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wow i hate this. too much profanity for my liking...
pyro9912 3 years ago
Danny plays the best douchebag assholes. I love this movie so damn much.
GODDAMMIT JULIO!
DarthKris17 3 years ago
I dont know why but everything mcbride says makes me laugh.
lay429 3 years ago 10
Have you seen EASTBOUND & DOWN, where he says "Yeah, I was in rehab. I hurt my nose." And he taps it like he's about to do a line. HAHA!!!!
victorrain 3 years ago 2
i thought that his wife was a man the first time she showed up in the movie. she has an ugly ass face
rumpeltiezerwash 3 years ago
"im so hungry i can eat a grown mans ass right now.."
ewokeman 3 years ago 3
"my husband is dead"
LOL
SpearAmint 3 years ago
::: 5 Stars :::
ominousred 3 years ago
6:32 is by the far the funniest part of the movie
albundyman 3 years ago 2
ya that part was so cool i rewound it like 3 times its awesome
944779 3 years ago
u gonna hang up on me?
how about i take my shotgun and shoot ur fucking TITS OFF!!!
getoffofme24 3 years ago 3
LOOOOL
f1sh9 3 years ago
"meditate on that, rape." lol
housecry 3 years ago 3