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  • Thank YOU for this meal, that I bought MYSELF!

    LMAO!

  • danny mcbride rules

  • some dude with his mouth open

  • "you're making this really awkward." don't know how many times i've used that line to bail myself out of hot water.

  • how about i take my shotgun and shoot your TITS OFF!? hahahahahaha

  • meditate on that... rape

  • He's such an asshole

  • dentistry? i cant even believe thats somethin thats real.

  • meditate on that.....rape...

  • if you do the part two i will sub.

  • @micfiends 500 likes and I will redownload the video editing software and movie and do part two haha

    

  • "really drunk...like Myrtle Beach drunk"

  • This looks hilarious !

  • Meditate on that.... RAPE.

  • "YOUR making this really awkward....! " fucking brilliant.

  • Whose the king of the demo!?

    

  • i gave him a hand job

  • @6:30 = my favorite part X-D

  • meditate on that----rape

  • 12 people can believe that dentistry is something that's real.

  • 3:28. Ouch.

  • whatever, i can't even believe that's something that's real..

  • nice!

  • No- jiu jitsu sucks!

  • damn his wife is so hot

  • youre making this really awkward.

  • "Want to hang up on me? How about I take my shotgun and shoot your FUCKING TITS OFF!!!?"

    The Foot Fist Way: The Real Life Story of Steven Seagal

  • I think I'm gonna keep you right where you are......Self control....

  • "She still alive? ....Someone check her pulse, please..."

  • dentistry? i cant believe thats something thats real.

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  • she's your typical north carolina slutbag of a bitch for ya. thats why its so hard out here to get a decent girl. they are all bored whores. sad i feel for simmons i do.

  • @kickass5 is it really like that over there?

  • @adrianadio yeah why u think it aint cuz its all trees? ppl str8 untrustworthy spineless fake pussy pieces of shit. but there still real ass mufuckus where ever u go so.

  • where is Julio will you answer the fucking phone

  • Meditate on that. Rape. LMFAO.

  • what? cuz i was talkin bout yoga? gimmie a break

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  • I can't find the clip where he shouts somebody answer the phone.

  • i bet his wife on here has a fat pussy

  • @MrPANDPKENNELS me too pal, me too...

  • once he finds out what happens with his wife at work, he lost all his confidence but later regains it near the end of the movie.

  • 231 people are god damn right, Mr. Simmons is the King of the Demo.

  • 9 people like jujitsu

  • @pimpinwillystyle more like 10 but i know its a joke so i wont dislike

  • 4:03 I can't even believe thats something that real hahahahahha lmfao

  • the part where his world changes. he thinks he can take her giving a handjob, and then his world just gets rocked

  • I honestly think that Fred Simmons should be a DC villain, finally a worthy adversary to Batman.

  • dentistry? whatever.. i can't even believe thats something thats real..

  • some one check her pulse!!!!.......LMFAO!!!!!

  • Fact: Danny McBride is pretty much the funniest dude ever.

  • little stevie fisher's dad

  • 2:23 depicts the LAZIEST demonstration ever LOL

  • youre making this really akward...

  • Meditation is great but I've never heard of it saving anyones life before. Meditate on that, RAPE

  • Rofl I'm so hungry I could eat a grown mans ass right now I died laughing when I first saw this

  • Julio of coarse is up to NOTHING.

  • meditate on that....rape...

  • like myrtle beach drunk!

  • FUCK YOU! that gag pretty much summons up the magical personality of fred simmons.

  • 2.09 N 4.26 LMAOOOOO

  • lol im surprised this video hasnt been taken down by youtube for the boob pictures, and who is little fisher's mom? shes freakin hot.

  • I love the way the camera shakes after she tells him about the handjob. Hilarious.

  • 0:21 omg....

  • 4:23 when he stares Julio down is my favorite part of the movie

  • You're making this very awkward

  • FUCK YOU!

  • Julio is awesome

  • KUNYE!

  • @PeckerwoodCracker  hahahaha, KUNYE!

  • i love this move! hahahah.

  • Love this movie. The school was such a McDojo

  • lol @ 1:55  He just doesn't care haha

  • hahahaha "like myrtle beach drunk"

  • One of the funniest and best movies of all time imo, especially for as low of a budget it was since it was all on maxed out credit cards. If only studios would let people create these for big budgets we wouldnt have to deal with the same recycled ideas and jokes, let alone the remakes or video games, cartoons, tv shows and so on.

  • FUCK YOU!

    I'm gonna shit my pants, this is so awesome!

  • 2 for 1 crab legs at Cap-tain O--land-ers

  • @ kokothemonkeyy:

    you are right. it's a kung fu suit/vest. found em on ebay and googling that name. thanks!

  • "i'm so hungry i could eat a grown man's ass right now"

  • This and Observe and Report are great, Jody Hill is awesome.

  • meditate on that. rape.

  • I have a question in regards to Jody Hill's attire, or "Mike McAlister" if you will. He wore a kick ass shirt, or man's kimono, I don't know what it is called. He wore it when they went to Chuck The Truck Wallace's apartment party. I'd like to know what it's called because I've been wanting to purchase one ever since I saw Chino Moreno of the Deftones wearing one back in 2000. I know it is not a Gi, what is it called ? Someone please help, I can't wait to get one

  • It's a kung fu suit. I dunno if theres a better name for it, but i totally want one.

  • hahaha, 0:50 - 1:20 is my favorite part.

  • she still alive??? somebody check her pulse please...

  • I know this kid, spencer moreno.

    he goes to my school and is in my classes.

    how cool? :)

  • Fuck You! lolz lolz lolz its so perfect:D

  • which in your case is what? dentist.. assistery? dentistry? whatever. i can't even believe that's somethin that's real.

  • moi chui francé connar allé + to a star de vinezac a+

  • Julio of course is up to nothin.....

  • rape..

  • great movie!

  • i got really drunk, like myrtle beach drunk. lol

  • i LOVE that quote, i laughed my ass off when she said that....im from sc so it makes perfect sense

  • What's the difference?  Have you ever been Myrtle Beach drunk?

  • Yeah, it's basically a really really trashy beach with tatoo parlors on ever corner. and its infamous for people just getting stupid ass drunk and doing wild trashy stuff.

  • So you've never been Myrtle Beach drunk?

  • yeah i have lol..it's basically just like blackout fucking wastedfaced...ud dont remember sh*t

  • Do you have any Xeroxes? j/k HAHA

  • Yoga will not save you from gang rape!

  • whos the king of the demo? you're all god damn right! now lets go break some boards.

  • this movie sticks in your head for weeks

  • i cant even believe thats something thats real

  • fix the audio sequencing

  • Hang up on me...HOW BOUT I TAKE MY SHOTGUN AND SHOOT YOUR FUCKIN TITS OFF!

  • BEST LINES.. lol

    Im gonna warn you - I dont think you're gonna like how this ends, hot shot.

    Which is what - dental, denter, detistisis, asistery? I can't even believe thats something thats real.

    How many slices you have Julio? Enough.

    I think we're gonna keep you where you're at, Bruce. Self-control.

  • I'm in complete goddamn control and shit like this can happen to me!

    You should check out gettin a fake ID, do you know what that means? You're a douche.

  • those matsees are 100 bucks a piece hahahahaha

  • can i be in the demo team too sir? i think were gonnna keep youwhere your at bruce

  • meditation is terrific in all....but never heard of it saving anyone from a gang rape type situation....

  • meditate on that......rape haha.

  • Meditate on THAT.. LMAO

  • no i came from church, fuckin retard lol

  • OMFG! Look @ 3:00-3:45 scene, it so fucking funny, keeny powers says "is..is she still alive"? LOL

  • why couldn't i groom 2 apprentasees?

  • how many slices have you had houlio, how about enough!

    KOONYAY!!!

  • Thank you for this meal i bought for myself

  • Tae Kwon Do does not suck! it saved me from a gang rape situation...

  • jujitsu sucks! 1:44

  • @xman6918 and you swallow lol

  • @xman6918 Jiu-Jitsu rules wait it depends what jiu-jitsu is it BJJ or JJJ?

  • im mb drunk rite now! hahaha

  • "...like myrtle beach drunk"

  • lol, yeah i was just about to post that

  • HAha none of yall bitches can say you were in this! I cAN!

  • But i can say tickle deez nuts

  • MoGun5z...you are a great man!

  • who did u play?

  • 6:20 to 6:32 is hilarious!

  • The girl in the office at 1:30, was that the coffee chick at the mall in Observe and Report?

  • yes and the streaker is in the movie too!

  • No sh*t? What part?

  • 3:30 kills me

  • Danny Mcbride is the fucking king

  • :21

    my FAVORITE part of the whole movie. I literally cried laughing at that part.

  • myrtle beach drunk hahahaha yesss i'm going there this weekend and i will get myrtle beach drunk!

  • Im so hungry i could eat a grown mans ass. LMAO

  • @JohnRambo hey! its john rambo. dsp

  • i gotta rent this

  • you have pretty much just seen all the best bits

  • jujitsu would beat teakwondo

  • jujistu sucks

  • lol no it doesnt it would trash teakwondo

  • You have 3 thumbs down because youre lazy and if this were prison you would be raped because you exude feminine qualities.

  • but what about suplexes

  • ???

  • yeah tkd sucks. but this movie is hilarious.

  • How about I take my shotgun and shoot your fuckin' tits off! hahaha brilliant film!

  • I like the part where the blond guy goes "I don't believe in belts, now lets break some wood!"

  • "Julio!! Will you answer the Fuckin Phone!!"

  • LOL best line in the whole movie!

  • i wanna see this movie O_o

  • 3:33 somebody check her pulse

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  • Oh my god hahahaha.

    This movie is just so funny in its own way. My friend and I love Hot Rod, which McBride also is in, and we have always wanted to see more of him. We were browsing movies and we thought he looked familiar, so we checked it out. It really was him and we immediately bought the movie.

    "FUCK YOU"

  • when was this movie made?

  • 2006

  • i love the whole scene at 2:30

    LOL!!!!

  • Danny plays the best douchebag assholes. I love this movie so damn much.

    GODDAMMIT JULIO!

  • I dont know why but everything mcbride says makes me laugh.

  • Have you seen EASTBOUND & DOWN, where he says "Yeah, I was in rehab. I hurt my nose." And he taps it like he's about to do a line. HAHA!!!!

  • i thought that his wife was a man the first time she showed up in the movie. she has an ugly ass face

  • "im so hungry i can eat a grown mans ass right now.."

  • "my husband is dead"

    LOL

  • ::: 5 Stars :::

  • 6:32 is by the far the funniest part of the movie

  • ya that part was so cool i rewound it like 3 times its awesome

  • u gonna hang up on me?

    how about i take my shotgun and shoot ur fucking TITS OFF!!!

  • LOOOOL

  • "meditate on that, rape." lol