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  • whats the name of the sad song at the beginning?

  • HAHAHA ITS FUNNY BUT I FEEL SORRY FOR CHRIS PONTIUS LOL

  • haha dipshit

  • no one fucks with chris pontius he is fucking epic fuck that guy

  • XD love it :P

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  • if chris would have hit him back that dude would be dumber than he already was ^^ love yah chris and i luv how thoe chicks wack him with the sandals he will feel that in the mornin

  • whats the song at the begining, cause im in love with it.

  • @TheJacum Joan Osborne - one of us.

  • This is by far the best Jackass scene EVER

    I just keep laughing

  • what's the song?

  • chris took him down

  • ya see ppl God promotes violence, this old man assaulted a man for speaking out his opinion instead following his own "what would Jesus do" idea i dun't think Jesus would assault ppl, and i never heard of devil or atheist attacking Christians and Mormons while they voice their opinions on the streets.

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  • The song name is : One Of Us - Joan Osborne

  • Call them whatever but black chicks will have your back.

  • Call the

  • Whats the guitar song name ? Please tell ...

  • i wud of thought chris wud of whooped his ass, seen the muscles on that dude

  • Typical americans, stand around and do nothing while someone is assaulted, and it was even an old man, he had no gun no weapons, a person of average strength could have restrained him. But everyone standing around looking shook.

  • @Mike1981j Hmmm typical Americans, huh? Soooo what about when a family friend of ours got off a boat in Amsterdam, and She was mugged by a man, while hundreds of bystanders walked by and didn't even bother to lend a hand while our poor friend was on the ground getting her possessions stolen. Yeah...it only happens in america huh?

  • @mhsrule its much more typical of americans, much much more.

  • @Mike1981j yep only happens here! gosh how dumb am i? totally forgot violence only happens in america! open you eyes please and dont be so ignorant..it happens everywhere, and america doesnt have the highest majority of attacks

  • @mhsrule it happens everywhere, like i said americans are too scared to protect anyone or anything. It was not a comment on violence and where it takes place, it was a comment about the cowardliness of americans.

  • @Mike1981j Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. hahahha im shocked that you actually think that. why do you even hate the US? what the fuck did i do to you? sorry on behalf of my country? what you are saying makes no sense at all. First off Copernicus, you said "americans are too scared to protect anyone or anything" well fucking OBVIOUSLY that (american) guy was protecting his belief in god by punching a man dressed as satan.... just quit now, your arguments are pointless and invalid. Idiot. hahaha

  • @mhsrule I'm from america you homo, I know how you are. Protecting his beliefs? That was aggravated assault copernicus. Just stop trying you obviously don't know what you're talking about, I can show you a hundred other videos like this with no beliefs in them, and people (americans) standing around shaking in their boots. Now go back to watching jersey shore.

  • @Mike1981j Well, if you insist...

  • @Mike1981j i just dont see why you would wanna talk shit about your own country..

  • @mhsrule I'm talking shit about t he people that live here, a majority of them are cowards, it could have been an elderly lady getting mugged and people would just pull out their camera phones. smh

  • @Mike1981j oh gotcha.

  • 1:54 BIG  BOOTY

  • where is this skit from? jackass the box set?

  • Lol pontius does not kick ass..

  • @IllestRealest he coulden't hit the guy back you dumb shit if he did he would have knocked the shit out of him

  • seeing as how chris is going around saying he is the devil and everything about him in the bible is run, my guess is that guy who beat him up actually thinks he's the devil

  • if he do that in egypt or any part in the middle east he will be killed for sure!

  • SATAIN FTW

  • ALL THAT STUFF THAT THEY WROTE ABOUT ME IS A LIE!

  • haha i like how the song kicks back in during the fight scene

  • And that's why I'm Atheist. So I can avoid Bible Lovers and Thumpers like those faggots.

  • damn that's longer than the version they showed on tv

  • This shit took a LOT of guts haha

  • he should go to a redneck town and do that, i would laugh my ass off watching him get the shit kicked out of him

  • 1:26.....wtf man....i know why hes angry but seriously -.- 

  • too bad pontius didn't hit him

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  • America is still so close-minded when it comes to Christianity. In comparison with west-European regions, they still got a lot to learn. Like not taking their faith all too seriously.

  • props to the girls for helping him

  • Wow. Chris kicked his ass. I love it when he guts pushed into the car and says," Thats not Christian."

  • wtf that dude on the end needs a life he cant even take a joke,,, ok it might be offensive but stil....he does need one........ im glad that those girls tried to help chris ^^, btw, this vid is longer than the one they show on mtv )

  • its so fuckin funny when that guy just comes up, snaps his sign in half, and drills him in the face.

  • aw the good ol days<3 so happy theyre coming back soon. bout to get the jackass skull tattoo,need suggestion were to get it thow

  • "that's not christian!" lmfao

  • haha girls help satan xD

  • hahaha the prostitutes would take satan's side.

  • if i command some guy to kill people and then i get cought and get nailed to a cross and die will i be a god?

  • @RAWRAWRWAR there is one God. that will never change.

  • He's probably one of those crazy guys who goes to college campuses telling us how we should give our lives to Jesus.

    Can't they figure out they're just crazy and God really didn't enlighten them?

  • @JetHawk ok. so you don't believe in God eh? well solve this. I had a giant ball of cancer in my back. they were monitoring it with MRIs (not radiation just a big ass magnet) to ensure it didn't attach to organs....i was put on HUNDEREDS of prayer chains across the globe and I went back for my 15th MRI in 6 months. That ball of cancer disappeared. I got no radiation, no chemotherapy nothin. so b4 you say God doesn't exist....think about it next time.

  • @JetHawk

    Well, religion doesn't get along very well with intellectualism and free speech. I will go further as to say that the point of religion is anti-intellectualism. Keep the people dumb, control them. That's why scientists like Galileo were hunted down by the Vatican and Darwin was ridiculed.

  • @SSTTEEAALLTTHH don't argue about religion over the internet

  • @Dallasblows20

    Where else can i argue about it with fundie's? I live in Europe, most Christians here are the kind that have the brains to realize Darwin was correct.

  • @SSTTEEAALLTTHH right but saying religion in general is anti-intellectualism is just asking for an argument

  • Hmmmm christians are evil

  • @TeenSlob07 we aren't evil....we just get pissed when people do stupid shit. I aplaud the guy who did that to him...did he deserve gettin drilled in his face? no but he did deserve a cussin out.

  • @phsycicchild24 Really? You're a Christian and you're advocating destroying someone's property and cursing at them (against the commandments btw) because their joke offends you? What happened to asking yourself what jesus would do, and turning the other cheek? Hypocrites like yourself and the man in the video are the reason so many people dislike christians. Please take a good hard look at yourself and compare it to the teachings of the Bible.

  • @ThisIsMyAltAcnt ok. when did i say i was going to destroy anyones stuff? and insulting someone isn't against the commandments. Turning the other cheek is when someone physically harms you. and I already said. I THOUGHT THE GUY OVER REACTED. dumbass. I said i would have broke the sign if it really annoyed me. which it wouldn't i thought it was funny. And i'm one of the few christians people respect. so go fuck yourself.

  • @ThisIsMyAltAcnt OH and another think 95% of Earhts population IS CHRISTIAN! dumbass

  • @phsycicchild24 First of all, 33% of the Earth's population is Christian, please check your facts before using them to call someone a dumbass. Secondly, i thought the goal of Christianity was to become "like Christ". Would Christ really advocate swearing at a man who did something that "offended" you? Or would he really want you to tell someone to go "fuck yourself" for bringing up a point contradictory to yours? You are a hypocrite.

  • @phsycicchild24 Also, what does the percent of the Earth's population that is Christian have to do with anything?

  • First of all. it is 95%, had to do a research project last year. please review YOUR facts before trying to attempt some futile comeback. The other 5% is a mix of atheist, devil worship, and other religion. and the goal of Christians isn't to be like Christ. thats impossible because Christ was without sin. And the definition of HYPOCRITE is saying/doing one thing then turning around and doing the opposite. I'm not going and worshiping Christ then turning around and worshiping satan. So piss off.

  • @phsycicchild24 Let's think about this for a minute. The population of the Earth is roughly 6.5 billion. India has a population of about 1 billion, and they are almost all Hindus. China has a population of almost 1.5 billion, and they are mostly Buddhist and other Asian religions such as Daoism. That's 2.5 billion out of 6.5 billion, which is about 40% of the world's population. And that's not even including Muslim areas in the Middle East and Africa.

  • @phsycicchild24 Also, I'm calling you a hypocrite for saying you follow a religion that preaches compassion, forgiveness, and unconditional love, and then talking about how you want to hurt someone who "offends" you for whatever reason. Also, I read some of your other comments here and they all seem to have different stances. Can you please clarify what you think of the video? In one comment, you say what Chris was doing was "funny as hell", and in another you're praising the guy who attacked

  • @phsycicchild24 him, and saying that you "aplaud the guy who did that to him"

  • @ThisIsMyAltAcnt ok. when the fuck did i say that? i said clearly he over reacted.

  • @phsycicchild24 Read your comments. It's there.

  • @ThisIsMyAltAcnt ah that. yes i did say that cause he was standing up for his beliefs. i also said i would not have drilled him in the face. A simple cousin out would be enough. Which i'm not gonna lie, that too is probably a bit extreme. The extent of what I'd do is ask him to leave. . . .or just ignore him. like i'm begining with you.

  • @phsycicchild24 Why didn't you just say before all you would have wanted to do was ask him to leave? Oh yeah, cause you're a troll and wanted to get into a long, drawn out argument and cite untrue facts LOL.

    Also what's a cousin out? lol

  • @ThisIsMyAltAcnt LOL sad thing is you used wikipedia for your facts. which you can NEVER trust. and i know its a proven FACT. and i already said i wouldn't have drilled him in the face like that guy. oh but wait...your probably to retarded to read that far into a comment so you didn't know. so little mrs. knome go fuck yourself. and cousin was ment to be cussin.

  • @phsycicchild24 Then cite your source. No matter how many times you say it, 95% of the Earth's population is NOT christian!!! I already pointed out why in the other comments, please read those.

  • @phsycicchild24 .......

    no it's not.  are you retarded?

  • @TeenSlob07 how so. I'm a christian and i think what Chris was doin was funny as hell.

  • @TeenSlob07 fuck you you gay evil bitch

  • Pontius would've kicked his ass, PONTIUS RULES.

  • Athïsm all the way. Religion is so ignorant

  • mmhmm....kinda funny since you can't even spell Atheism right. and the definition of Ignorance is the lack of knowledge.....which if your atheist your ignorant to an obvious fact that God exists. Science just comes up with a bunch of bull to feed people. yet its all been proven false.

  • @phsycicchild24 hey asshole, stop spreading your shit. Solve this: If you beleve in god, you beleve in the bible right? And the bible says shit like that earth is only a few thousand years old, so that's bullshit. And who's proven science false huh? you? You are unbelevable, did you say that to your old science and chemistry teachers too? Give me one good reason to beleve in god

  • @nintendokings its been proven that A: evolution didn't happen because with evolution comes more advances to make things stronger, they say we came from monkeys yet they are 2x stronger and faster than us. and for you not believing in God. I had a tumor near my spine about the size of a football. It was cancerous.

  • @phsycicchild24 Evolution doesn't make things bigger and stronger. It makes them more suited to their environment. A smaller and faster fish would be better suited to a coral reef environment than a big, strong one due to being more easily able to hide and maneuver away from predators. Also, humans were actually extremely strong, much more than now, when we first evolved from apes. But now our use of tools has allowed us to dominate the animal kingdom without the need of brute strength. 

  • @phsycicchild24 Basically, your logic is flawed.

  • @nintendokings the only thing i had done to monitor it was MRIs and CT scans. i was on HUNDEREDS of prayer chains across the globe. that cancerous tumor disappeared without explaination. I should be dead just based on the face i wasn't breathing for 15 minutes when i was born, and my mom also nearly

  • @nintendokings died. also ask anyone who has had a near death expierance. they will tell you he exists. and I never insulted you, therefore your bein an asshole. not to mention a retard for not being able to spell what you are. also have you heard the story of the atheist professor? in 20 years only one of his

  • @nintendokings students stood up to him that God and Jesus exist. He usually would test it with dropping a piece of chalk. saying God would stop it from breaking. (however the bible says "thou shalt not tempt the lord" and yet. He dropped the chalk. and it did not break. for 20 years he tried to prove God was fake...and got fuckin OWND when someone stood against him.

  • @nintendokings there is your proof. and everything that science has brought about has been proven wrong. by science itself.

  • @nintendokings but you'll see soon enough....the Bible also says avoid the unclean thing. aka atheists and devil worshipers. so i'm gonna just ignore you and save myself the anger. just know I hope God bitch slaps you when you walk up to him.

  • Look, I don't hate religion, it gives people hope and teaches them what's wrong and right. Then again i also think religion is for people who can't handle life by themselves and need something to guide them, still not really a bad thing though. But it's ignorant to beleve in the bible, it's like beleving in Zeus and Ares and Apollo, which is utter bullshit. And what about Buddha or Allah etc. Why would they be fake and god be real? It's just a way of life

  • And you clearly didn't do anything at school cuz the evolution theory NEVER said it makes things stronger. It doesn't even say it improves. This is Darwin's theory in a bombshell:

    -All creatures of the same kind are a little bit different

    -the life of all animals is tough

    -properties can be passed on genetically

    And how do you explain the dinosaurs for example? fake too? You are so dumb, the bible if filled with crap like that

  • @nintendokings actually that is the definition of Evolution. the improvement and strengthening of an organism over time. and no shit all things life is tough thats common sense. and the dino thing is cause of your age theory. face it, you've lost. and thats Heredity not darwins theory about the genetics. retard.

  • You are wrong about Darwins theory, I study philosophy. You probably got the definition on google but I read his work (a dutch translation though). But seriously, you don't beleve in science and chemastry? How can I prove there is no invisble man than has magic powers? I can't, but most things in the bible can be proved wrong, but if you don't beleve in F=m*g or E=MC2 and all the other laws, you are just plain stupid.

  • And why would god exist, and not allah or buddha or thor or zeus? They are all fictional characters made up a long time ago because all those different people couldn't explain why apples fall from a tree. And if you don't beleve in science, you partly don't beleve in maths. You say you beleve that 1+2=3 but if it get's too complicated for you, it's gods? Newtons laws are just as true as 5*5=25

  • hahaha. no we disbelieve in scientfic theories of mans creation. and there is ONE God. whether you like it or not he is there. your fighting a lost cause. why don't you actually pull your head out of your shit spout and open your eyes. why don't you just look at the planet itself. a bunch of molten rocks didn't just turn into that. it had to be created. just like man, and if you think you were shit on a rock and hatched by the sun thats fine.

  • You are truly hopeless. I feel sorry for you, you must've been brought up learning this crap from your parents. and it seems you failed academically. Sucks for you I hope you waste your life persuing jesus, the man who can walk over water and turn water into wine bla bla bla. In the meantime I'll have a better life, doing whatever the fuck i want. Jackass rules btw

  • haha I actually prosper academically, and turned to jesus under my own free will. i was never forced into religion. and until you know. might as well not call it crap, since it has been proven many times. and the only people who have religion wrong is mormons. i'm sure you agree with that atleast. however may God who exists bless you with the ability of sight one day. I shall keep you in my prayers.

  • oh for christ's sake, don't put me in your prayers. and you weren't forced into religion, it's called influence. So many americans are full of christian bull. you are just a typical christian trying to poison peoples minds into beleving in god. If there is a god he may strike me down right now.

  • @nintendokings dude. my parents are athiests i turned to jesus on my own free will. and jsyk its not poisoning their minds if your saving their souls. and your a freakin dumbass i said earlier 'THOU SHALT NOT TEMPT THE LORD' dumbass he doesn't have to prove himself to you.

  • oh then what turned you to be christian? You heard voices in your head? Or did you just read the bible and think 'hey, I beleve in this guy that can walk over water' . You are all liars and you know it

  • @nintendokings what turned me to be a christian is my own choices it interested me. i always believed in God dispite my family. and we aren't crazy or liars. in fact its one of our 'by laws' if you will to not lie to anyone. your just lyin to yourself when you deny God.

  • @phsycicchild24 dude why do u belive in god ??? fucking faggots theres no such thing ffs wake up !!! u dont know what ure missing !

  • @Jonafckc2 i don't miss anything. and i believe in God, because i had cancer, couldn't get chemo because it was to severe to reverse. you know what my cure was? PRAYER. i do anything you do, only difference i believe in God and go to church.

  • @phsycicchild24 sry for the cancer but dont you get it it wasent the so called "god" it was UR STRENTGHT god dosent exist its just something the humans invented to keep the hopes up so many weak minded stil choose to belive in that propoganda shit god = invented bye humans

  • @Jonafckc2 hahaha. no, God has been existant since the begining of time dude. and Jesus did exist thats been proven. and No i had let go and was quite literally waiting for death. i had no strength. no hopes of survival, and the only thing that brought me back was the prayer, but you made your decision not to believe in him and I made mine to know he is real. i hope you see the light, i'd hate you to miss out on eternal life. and a glorious kingdom. may God bless you despite you not believing.

  • @phsycicchild24 stop wasting your time thinking about the "afterworld" your religion promised you and concentrate on living your life too the fullest.

  • @Thoreos haha, you apparetnly paid no attention to my previous comments. I already do. i'm not a pos mormon where you can't drink or nothing. i do what i want that is within reason. i'm not retarded.

  • @phsycicchild24 thank god lol

  • @phsycicchild24 the unclean thing means sin. as Christians we should embrace the sinner, and hate the sin. please don't quote scripture unless you know what it means. and also, as Christians, we should be emulating Christ in our behavior, and spreading his love to everyone on this earth. Saying that you hope God bitchslaps soneone is not the way to show the love of christ. neither is swearing at people online while praising the name of God in the same breath

  • true, however i never "quoted" the bible. and only reason i said i hope God bitchslaps him cause he said he wasn't real. thats the one reason. and nothing in the bible says you can't swear it says don't use God's name in vain. should know that believe its commandment number 10 and it also says to stand up for your beliefs and not sucumb to the unclean thing, but to stand against the evil. howver when someone says God isn't real it pisses me off. FYI its not your buisness to judge me.

  • @phsycicchild24 I don't care what you justification is, you are using the Lord's name in vain by wishing him to hurt another human being. I don't care if he doesn't believe the same thing we do, we should still show the love of Christ to him with love and compassion. Getting pissed off and saying "I wish god bitchslaps you" is not the way to get anyone to see the love of God. Thanks to you, this person probably thinks all christains are jerks who wish ill will on those who don't share their

  • @TrmpQ Agreed. In the end only God's judgment matters. I'm pretty sure God does not want us to judge/wish harm on others. We all do it sometimes but we have to try to accept everyone and love everyone as God does.

  • @phsycicchild24 beliefs. It's people like you, who are completely unaccepting of anyone outside their little bubble of christian belief, that give people these warped views of all Christians being "holier than thou", self-righteous bible thumpers. Please just stop.

  • Wow, that is pretty damn astonishing that someone should strike ignorance in the face. Not saying that it isn't funny, but that guy wasn't doing anybody ANY favors, lol. I'm christian, I think this is funny as hell, but seriously, why the anger?

  • @dekar88 lol I agree. he didn't need to drill him in his face. just snapping the sign would be fine.

  • GJ to the Girls at 1:55

  • Omg. typical hypocritical american christian strikes @ the devil xD

  • @thafreeworld um? how is that hypocritical? Christians dispise satan. he just got physical with it.

  • the best part of this video is when he says "thats not christian" hahahaha

  • keep god out of california! he can have the other 48... or 49,

  • If he fought back the other guy would of got owned :D

  • hahahahahahahahaha , pontius got punched pretty good there , he should have fought back though, that guy was pissed off, lolololol funny shit man

  • I agree but then lawsuits would be up his ass, but you can tell he was joking around even during the fight lol

  • Chris rocks!!!

  • hahahhahahaha...pontius got cracked!!...foo doesnt know how to get down....them black gurls are WITH IT dough!!!...hahahahahaha

  • That is just the thing I would do if I was a good christian and saw some random guy dressed up as satan in the street. I would presume that it actually was the real satan and beat the shit out of him!

    Chris Pontius rules!

  • Of course, if you were a Christian you'd be blind to all logic and common sense. How else would you be able to become a Christian seriously!

  • @ThazuaBlackarrow how are you blind to common sense and logic as a Christian exactly...i'm a Christian and i'm not doing stupid shit to put myself in harms way. So i obviously have common sense. and I'm a very smart person so I obviously have logic....looks like your own insult just bit you in the ass.

  • lol thats so funni! I love chris pontius!

  • hahahahah that guys a fucking faggot i wish chris would've fought back

  • 1:17 lmfao i cant stop laughing

  • sneaky son of a bitch

  • thx:D

  • music pls

  • Joan Osbourne - One of Us

  • music pls...:D.

  • chris got beat up

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