yo mama jokes

[monkeykong7th]

yo mama so fat she fell inlove and broke it LOL -.- yo mama so poor she cant aford a tooth pick and it was free

yo mama so stupid some1 said its chilly out side she came out with a bowl and spoon LOL

[Skyy319]

wow you theif stop stealing other people jokes

[superspectacular6]

Yo mammas so fat she has to take a bath in the pacific ocean. Yo mammas so ugly kids go out as her for Halloween. Yo mammas so fat when she walked in front of the tv you missed 2 marathons. Yo mammas so hairy when she goes outside people yell CHEWBACA. Yo mammas so skinny she hula hopes with cherrios.

[superspectacular6]

Yo mammas so poor ducks throw bread at her

[LazerFlash13]

Your Mum so skinny she can dodge rain drops.

[LazerFlash13]

Your Mumma's so stupid, she sits on the Tv and watches the couch.

[sweetiegrl41]

yo mamma is so fat, she plays pool with the planets

[bigsnipg]

yo mama so ugly that when she walk into the kitchen the rats jumped on the table

eww eww eww

[Skyy319]

@bigsnipg thts dumb but ok

[keishawhite09]

yo mama so skinny she can hang glide on a dorito

[117starpower]

whoa the same person has the top rated commentsO_e

[Mostafa5799]

thumbs up if u after that u went on google and serched up jurassic park :P

[rihamlovesdonuts]

did anyone else realize that he/she said " yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes" twice?

[LikeMahStatus]

@rihamlovesdonuts that doesnt make sense

[flamefox50]

yomama so fat and stupid she only knows 3 letters KFC

[TheXAVILOCO]

yo mama's teeth are so crooked she got killed 4 throwing gang signs

[RegularGirl120]

yo mama so bald, i can see what she's thinking!

[wa5571]

yo mamma so fat she needs CHEAT CODES FOR WII FIT

[wa5571]

yo mamma so fat she got shot in call of duty the person got a 5 killstreak

[callumconnor6920]

yo mama's so fat the only thing that stops her from getting in McDonalds are the door

[Abulpume]

lol 1:56

[PWNchu]

Here's a good one :o

To mamma is like a vacuum cleaner

She sucks she blows and she gets laid In the closet :D

[Silveristhebest123]

Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares

[Happymealmonster392]

Yo mommas so short she makes snookie look tall

[amhiz123123]

yo moma so fat when she walk her booty clap she's so crossed eyed when she cries her teirs go down her back she so black is need a glove to eat a tossie roll

[PoizenedCaps]

your mommas so fat she cant even fit on your family tree

[ptapia629]

yo momma so black her dandruff is cocoa krisepes



[INFLICTEDPAIN213]

yo mommas so poor when i walk in the front door i fall out the back

[SuperDeathsmurf]

Jo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground & missed

Jo mama so ugly even goldfish crackers wouldn't smile back

[angelawolford]

yo mama is so fat that im scared to finish this joke cuz she might eat it

[loveandmoon1]

yo mom is so fat she sticks double a bateries up her ass and sings ive got the power

[yabadabadowarp]

sorry again i writing as the video goes along but 2:016 i wish i could do that

[yabadabadowarp]

yo mama so fat she was classifyed as a plant

yo mamas so old she left her purse on noahs ark

[zamius11]

To mamma so stupid when u were born she thought your umbilical cord was a cable and said wow it comes with tv too

[zomot33]

yo mama is sooo canadein and stupid she doesent know how to spell ey

[FlyThompson]

YO mama so fat! when she walked downtown and saw a shool bus1 she siad "STOP THAT TWINKE"

[grant68829]

Yo momma can't cook

[kittengurl1881]

yo momma so nasty on the dance floor i asked her if she could do the robot and now optimus prime has aids. yo momma so fat when she plays hop scotch she says "ohio, texas, virginia!"

[jman70079]

Ha ha ha this is funny

[frogy177]

Yo mama so stupid she thought dunken doughnuts was a basketball team

[MrHennRock]

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

[Ghost303600]

Yo mamma is so dark she shits out white

[fluffypuppy10]

yo momma so fat even Dora couldnt explore her

[slimvoldy29]

ive heard it so many times from my dad and i asked him what it means and he ignores me like he usually does all of my family.but what does ghetto mean?someone please tell me!

[DAninjawithmadskills]

Yo momma so fat she walked out in the middle of the ocean and was declared a new America .

[DAninjawithmadskills]

Yo momma so stupid she traded a spoon for a fork at a soup eating contest.

[leo199667]

yo momma so hairy big foot takes pictures of her

[mariafritzie]

yo mama so fat she has to deep frie your fathers dick before she can suck it.

yo mama is like a christmas tree,everybody hangs their balls on her.

[krazybutlazy]

yo mama so poor i threw a rock at a garbage can and she poped out and said who knocked

[MegaHotshot23]

yo mama so fat when she went bungy jumping she went straght to hell!

[zeromasters100]

yo momma is so poor when the garbage comes she starts chasing it with a shopping list

[zeromasters100]

yo mamma is so fat she played the death star in star wars

[zeromasters100]

yo momma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch

[godsword131]

yo momma so fat even dora couldn't explore her!!#!@#@!

[godsword131]

yo momma so ugly she looked at her reflection and it RAN AWAY!

[godsword131]

yo mamma so ugly that BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH WENT JESUS!

[godsword131]

yo mamma so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet sang "123 ABC GET YO FAT

ASS OFF OF ME!

BEAST >=[]

[godsword131]

your momma is so fat she assburgersyndrome and worked at whataburger the man said "ill have a whataburger and a choclate shake".

then yo mamma said hold on took a dump and came back with the order and the man who wanted the food was yo dad OWNED!

[godsword131]

your momma so short she made yoda look tall

[godsword131]

yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and her phone number popped up

[godsword131]

yo mamma's so fat she took one step and broke japan LOL

[tyetu769]

@godsword131

It's good but kinda messed up

don't ya think



[godsword131]

yo mamma so stupid she got up on the counter stuck two batterys up here ass and said i got de power! and then the whole neighberhood blacked out >=D

[godsword131]

yo mamma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch served

[hourselover1231]

your mama so fat she came out of asda and left the shop empty.

[JvNLGaming]

Yo momma is so old... she's ummm... older than you! Take that biatch!

[MrTylerblob]

yo momma like a vacuum cleaner. she sucks and gets laid in the closet

[DemonicGoat117]

Your Mamma Is So Fat When I Put A 2 Dollar Coin In Her Belly Button A Snickers Bar Popped Out. Your Mamma So Poor She Can't Afford to Pay Attention. Your Mamma So Poor She Goes to KFC To Lick Other Peoples Fingers. Your Mamma So Stupid She Got Tangled In A Wireless Phone And Finally Your Mamma So Ugly She Gets 27 Counts of Vandalism Every Time She Walks Outside. Thumbs Up If You Want More Jokes.

[BreathCarolinaLove0]

yo mama so ugly she's in the book of world records

[3702397e]

yo mama is so stupid that when the judge said order in the court she said i whant 2 bigmacks n a fry

[jilli114]

these jokes can be offensive..... and half of these are repeated and who ever made this was BLONDE becuz half of them are BLONDE jokes..........

[wilsonpovrox11]

Ur mama is like a bowling ball, first she gets fingered, then she get rolled, then she comes back for more

[druidenis]

yo mama is so fat she uses cheats on the wii fit?

[MrZTorch]

yo mama is like smoking

hard to quit

and you regret it after

[jellypotato88]

you repeated yourself like 10 times

[lillie2590]

those were weird there were only two i liked

[BountyHunterMaster1]

Yo mamma so fat they had to install speed bumps at the all you can eat buffet.yo mamma so poor the roaches ave to pay the bill.yo mamma so ugly even rice crispys wont talk to her.yo mamma so nasty her fart caused the black pleague.yo mamma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it never came back. yo mamma just like the sun you look at her and you will go blind. and i have plenty more were that come from!

[blackopsandtehalover]

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale the doctars said we wan ur weight not ur social security number

[charliethedrunky]

yo mammas like a shotgun, four cocks and she blows

[stickmaster77351]

The bird and the worm , The Used

[burritomanguything]

this is the best jumble of yo moma jokes on youtube

[immabeakrazigurl]

yo mamas so fat she tripped on walmart, stumbled over k mart, and landed on target!

u just been told!

[scorpiojack15]

1:30 BEST JOKE EVER!

[paanda101]

I hav really Gus taste in music u should tell wat those songs r called. Message me !!!! :D

[JEBvideos]

yo mama is so ghetto when she breast feeds cool aid comes out

yo mama is so fat her pants size is BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT

[JEBvideos]

yo mama is so ghetto when she breast feeds cool aid comes out

yo mama is so fat her pants size is BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT

[JEBvideos]

yo mama is so ghetto when she breast feeds cool aid comes out

[ArsenalTheHedgehog]

Yo mama so stupid she thought this was funny

[corby1909]

good song (first one) shit jokes

[zaratx]

quit talking bout my mommy lol :)



[chaskippy]

Yo momma so poor when it was Christmas and u were gonna get goal she couldn't aford it so she got a piece of paper and wrote coal

[chaskippy]

Yo momma so fat when she when on a scale her phone number popped up

[mzthydanuth]

fumnny commmmments bro

[TheRobobum]

Yo momma so fat they needed to use google earth to take a photo of her

[narutowhy1]

Yo momma so fat she tried to get cheat codes for wii fit

[nerdiigurl101]

yo mama is like a race car she burns out 4 rubbers a night

[TheHine123]

yo mommas hair is so oily shes uses it to cook eggs

yo mommas so tough she calls herself man of the house

yo mommas so stupid she thought webcams were made from spiders

yo mommas so fat and stupid she cant count or see her fingers

yo mommas so hairy everybody thinks shes bigfoot

yo mommas so dumb she thinks open 24/7 means 24 mins and 7 secs YEA!!

[970665]

@TheHine123 Those jokes were like ummm like....I dunno...

[TheHine123]

yo mommas hair is so oily shes uses it to cook eggs

yo mommas so tough she calls herself man of the house

yo mommas so stupid she thought webcams were made from spiders

yo mommas so fat and stupid she cant count or see her fingers



[skittlesyumnum]

yo mammas like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn

yo mammas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a weight scale

yo mammas so fat when she walked 'round in high heels she struck oil

yo mamma armpit hair is so nasty it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock

yo mammas so poor she has to leave out the toliet paper out to dry

BURN!!

[A1B2C3D4F5G6H7J8able]

yo mamma so dumb that when someone told her fly was down she pulled out her phone and said mayday mayday

[PyroForPandas]

yo maama so old she new mr.clean when he had a afro

yo mama glasses are so thick she can se the future

yo mamas so nasty she pores salt water in her pants just to keep the crabs fresh

yo mama so grasy she sweats crisco

yo mama sooooooooooooooooooooo fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued.....................­............. take tht fucktard game reviews

[PyroForPandas]

yo maama so old she new mr.clean when he had a afro

yo mama glasses are so thick she can se the future

yo mamas so nasty she pores salt water in her pants just to keep the crabs fresh

yo mama so grasy she sweats crisco

yo mama sooooooooooooooooooooo fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued.....................­.............

[superstarcity98]

Haha! Funny! I've got to tell some of my friends these jokes! =D

[halo3fan33]

yo mama like a shotgun give a cock and she blows lol

[padilla101d1]

i have one......PEOPLE. LMFAO!!! XD

[mindfreak37172]

yomamma so stupid when some one rings the door bell she opened the micrwave

[xxXGameReviewsXxx]

Yo momma so fat, she sat on walmart and lowered their prices

Yo momma such a slut, I could've been yo daddy but the line was to long.

Yo momma is so ugly, she stepped out of a pet store and the alarmed went off.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought dairy queen and burger king were married.

Yo momma so old, she sat next to Jesus in 2nd grade.

Take that, fucktards.

[wesj43]

@xxXGameReviewsXxx yo momma's been passed around by so many black guys that her new name is "Spalding"

[zoroco108]

Your mom is so ugly when bob the builder saw her he saiid wow I can't fix u

[sk8baker13]

Yo mommas so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

[ThisismyFTWaccount]

I ave one, yo mamas so poor, when she kicked a can, and a boy askes "What are you doing?" you responded "moving"

[L4WrDfR1ZzB33]

@IcyGwurx what if the phone was under her? and she stepped on it?

what if ur right?

[L4WrDfR1ZzB33]

@IcyGwurx wow...i have no idea how to respond to that other than ``wow``

[L4WrDfR1ZzB33]

2:09-2:10 what if the car was in drive before?

[1118scorpion]

To mama is so stupid she named her house butt and her son crack she called the cops and said "Iooked all up my butt but i can't find my crack"!!!

[1118scorpion]

To mama is so fat she got hit by a semi and she said "WHO THREW THAT ROCK?!!"

[pwarshawsky]

Yo mama so poor I threw a rock at a garbage can and she said who knocked

[pwarshawsky]

Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked her what she was doing a she said moving

[ShmeeMikey]

TO Jenny:

You're so fat that when you bent down the astronauts saw more than 2 huge moons and declared they were both large enough to call another jupiter.

You're so dumb that in math class when they called roll call you said "sorry I dont know that person"

You're so fat that when you ran across the room Savanna yelled "EARTHQUAKE" then Ms. Simmons said "No, it's just Jenny"

#'s 2 and 3 are true but #1 some nerds at my school made up.

[yungkilla929]

your mama so fat she needs 2 diets one not enough

[yungkilla929]

your mama so poor she cant affort to pay attention

[Mr1997Jesus]

its 18 these people stupid

[christian11kk]

your mom is so fat that she need 2 watches.. 1 for each timezone ;O

[000thekid1]

Your mom is so fat that jabba the hut said " dang!!!!"

[ficluva94]

yo momma so ugly even rice krispies won't talk to her.

[TheGotherax]

Yo mommas Soo ugly she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares.

Yo mommas so fat she saw a school bus ride by & she yelled: "STOP THAT TWINKIE"

[thedragonfly900]

yo mama so stupid when the microwve riang she opend the door

[icytornado6]

Your mama so fat when a school bus ran into her she said who threw that twinkie?!?! XD

[302erwin]

yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck!

yo mama is so fat shes just fat....Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor......Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

[TheSkilletfan247]

yo momma's so ugly see went into a ugly competion and the judges said sorry no pros

[Dmob911]

yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.

yo mama so ugly she made frankenstine americas next top model.

Yo mama so fat when she sits arround the house she literaly sits arround the house.

[noobwarzz]

yo mama's so fat when she fell over no one laughed but the ground cracked up

[Mattisnotavailabable]

your mams so fat we got free tickets to sea world coz we dressed her as a whale XD

[habbosuks439]

YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY THAT WHEN SHE OPENS UP HER LEGS SHE SAID WELCOME TO BUSCH GARDENS

[MegaGangsta4life]

yo mamas like a shot gun 5 cocks and shes ready xD

[L4WrDfR1ZzB33]

@MegaGangsta4life first of all, its 2, not 5, and second of all, ur moms so gross she godda sneak up on bathwater

[MegaGangsta4life]

@L4WrDfR1ZzB33 yo mamas so ghetto she breastfeeds kool aid xD

[WellCarry0nx]

yo mama's soo skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio lmao

[MrBlackfire789]

yo moma so fat when she walked down a road they called it broadway

[ccrider8413]

yo momma is so stupid she stuck a battery up her but and said i got the power i got the power

[ccrider8413]

yo momma is like a shot gun two cocks and she blows

yo momma is so creamy i squezze her pussie in my coffe cup in da morning

[RandomRobloxian]

yo mama so stupid she sat on the televion and watched the couch.

[YoMama8254]

Yo mama so skinny she makes a stickman look fat

[DumbestCriminal]

Im like Burger King Yo Momma is like Mcdonalds i have it my way and she`s loving it

[L4WrDfR1ZzB33]

@DumbestCriminal OOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAAH

[kinselator1]

u mamas so stupid she couldnt make water yet alone ice

[Minniesays]

yo mama is like a big mac full of fat and only worth a buck lol

[L4WrDfR1ZzB33]

@MrCarrasco1105 it is kinda racist, but its just a joke

[MissJaymeRae10]

yo mamma so old that your mamma birth certifacate is a rock

[darkfan43]

u so dumb u repeat the same jokes all over again lol jk jk :]]

[LykeOMGitsElise]

2:36 it is CORNROWS not CORNROLLS. lol

[gman86968]

yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner, sucks on everything all day then gets laid in the closet

[tarheelbball23]

Yo moma so fat she got arressed for ten pounds of crack at the airport

[PacPaul3]

yo mama is like a squirrel, she can't keep the nuts outa her mouth XD

[kAMAiiS2H0Tt4u]

YO MOMMAS LIKE A TV EVERYONE CAN TURN HER ON

YO MOMMAS LIKE KINDERGARTEN..................­.EASY

YO MOMMAS SO FAT THAT SHE TRIPED OVER K-MART, STUMBLED OVER WAL-MART AND LANDED ON TARGET

YO MOMMAS LIKE A CACTUS, EVERY PRICK IN TOWN IS ON HER!!!!!!

[souberman123]

Yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

[freshsmiles305]

you repeated some jokes

[hangtight97]

yo mama so fat ripleys didnt beleive it

Yo mamma so fat dora cant explore her

yo mamma so fat when people try to drive around her, the run out of gas

[ACDC6561]

yo moma is so fat she uses the ring of satern as a belt

[mricksgers]

yo mama so poor.... i stepped on her cigarette and she said, who turned off the heat

[pilotman24]

yo momma cooking so bad i had to pray after i ate...yo momma so poor i asked her for some spaggeti and she gave me shoelaces...yo momma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car...yo momma so stupid she played rock paper scissors with herself and blamed the left hand for cheating

[TheZombiefreak12]

This might not be a part of ya mama jokes but the K's look like H's

[bboyHiFe]

ur mama so fat...dat the bak of her neck look like a pack of hotdogs....

[jessica123696]

yo mama's soo poor when a kid threw a rock at the trashcan she opened the lid and yelled "who's knocking"

[victorsuarez9]

yo mama so fat instead of giving me an std she gave me cholesterol

[TheKennification]

yo mamas like a gumball machine, 25cennts per turn

yo mama so poor she uses 2 quarters, rubs 'em together ,and says "I'm listening to 50cent"

yo mamas like a train track, gets laid every where

(one of the best enders ever)

this game is so easy to win no wonder it's called yo mama

[pkr487]

yo mama so stupid she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

[OMG90728]

yo so scared ypu go to ur mamas bed when u dream of ponys !!!

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