Man cut in half chopping wood to make budget Christmas gifts

[ilovetohavelonglogin]

( •_•) well i guess it's safe to say

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

He's half the man he used to be.

YEAAAAAAAAH!

[martin2handy]

unfunny

[AleksandarTadich]

why do both top comment end with why, WHY?!

[cabot2jville2010]

@AleksandarTadich it's a good day to come back to a video you don't even remember commenting on and being top comment haha :D

[DjHersherOfficial]

@BGMafiaDMX mate, no 1 wants to visit sites like these. its sick. TedCrusty is a funny joke, no 1 actually wants 2 see anything bad

[dgelevators1]

hes been killed to death

[narakusgrl]

Oh god that was rad



[MrZaruin]

Its like Kenny from South Park

[DeerKrystall]

How many times is Joe going to die?

[jackthejoe333]

NNNOO!

[11FreakyStyley111]

CUPCAKES.

[mrcadoodle]

keep pressing 8 4 noooooooo....



[MMichelleShow]

u need blood.



[stfux3imnotokay]

:O..nooo

[VACASIONESSS]

pRess 1 fOr JOe

[xweert711]

Joe is the kenny in your neighborhood.

[darthbamsteer]

mm nooooooo

[bigbuilder1986]

real!

[SLGPhantom]

and for my safety video...

[isneezelikeachav]

joe always wears the same shoes. they must smell... noooo

[MultiPotatoLover]

How is that even possible? I mean think about it, you'd have to slip your body into that wood cutting machinery somehow without you knowing and then proceeding with your task.

Unfortunately, that can happen as we have seen above.

R.I.P Joe

[sorineddy]

@MultiPotatoLover you can do that only with real talent :))))

[maiyamooful]

nhooooo



[sparbitan117]

wtf waste of time

[pojo205]

@sparbitan117

hmm, then maybe don't watch it if you don't have a sense of humor? moron...

[CHEESYHEAD684]

he sounds like ron weasley

[JDKnightGames]

Why does Jo keep getting into such predicaments WHY?!!

[MrKillJoy200]

Noooooo.....

[huntstephen]

NO!?

[EXTREMEIO]

...wast of time...

[LightwaterValleyGirl]

Joe must have....... 100000 lives! XD

[GreenDayMusiik]

Nooh... XD

[thefenixfamily]

and i cant believe that joe actually managed to cut himself in half with an axe... T_T cutting his own head off is something i could believe, but cutting urself through the waist? joe mustve been REALLY depressed... cuz that would take like, 20 chops, cuz u rly wouldnt b able to get a good angle on it... poor joe... XD

[thefenixfamily]

WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?!?! XD

[sillybandz2099]

@thefenixfamily with the creative minds of 'Nooh'

[jonsi1988]

I wish Joe would be more careful

[mahlulu22]

@fuzzyboots38 yea but i dont see u saying that wen ur commenting on southpark. U troll its meant to be fake he knows every1 knows its fake get over it DAMN!

[LiderPotten]

number 100th DISLIKE!!!!

[bobshelpdesk]

400th like :D

[pkzproductions]

Joe gets hurt so must they dint even have to call 911 the ambulance just comes to check on him

[soadisawesome414]

i wonder how many times their neighbors call 911 to help joe

[sondre523]

IS THIS REAL??

[Keza01904]

no...

[tazzchowhury]

It's supposed to be fake you douches, it's funny. How stupid can you get lol. I love these videos

[muffinbutt1965]

omg



[babynely1]

Ewwwwwww not real u stupid

[fleofatcat]

FAKE! ALL UR VIDS R FAKE!

[DeeTeeTV]

thats me

[iamchas]

I hate it when my wood is cut in half.

[Littlegiffi]

the reactions are the funniest bits; 'FAKE!'

[TheNuclearLion]

I like the NHHHOO

[ShaniMXC]

How on earth could that possible happen

[PortalStillAlive]

THAT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID... but i love it

[TheJbailey24]

omfg these are halairs



[jaj0lin0]

@iavor55 GTFO! WOST FUCKING JOKE OF ALL TIME! N00B!

[nikefierlegomad]

@iavor55 I do believe it's spelt ; Soviet Russia. So, my dear desperate-for-thumbs-up friend, YOU FAILED!

[iavor55]

@nikefierlegomad Wow, I didn't even notice I misspelled that... Plus I don't care for thumbs up and will actualy see if there's a remove button on there... thanks for notifying me of the spelling mistake.

[chaingang342]

Corny ass videos..........

[slimjim905]

Naw..

[cabot2jville2010]

GOD DAMN IT everytime i watch this and hear the ...nnnOO i laugh so hard, WHY!

[ScotishChristian]

@cabot2jville2010 That is a mytery that probably never be solved.

[SebbeLundblad]

Joe is very clumsy

[sofaking1retarded]

it just goes to show kids... don't make budget Christmas gifts!

[kooka8munga]

oh my god that was horrifying! i can't believe they let that kind of gore on youtube! If i didn't know any better i would swear it was fake.

[leakeg]

I love how people find this shit expecting some type of grotesque accident (why are looking for that type of shit anyway you fucking sadistic cunts?) and get all like "THIS SHIT IS FAKE SON RUT RUT RUT!!!11"

NO SHIT CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!

[dragonpaw101]

NO......

[lovvi]

Nnnnoooooooh

[kajizlenet]

SUBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bazooka044]

i liked the bit where he said 'wood'

[SoccerFail]

:D ahhahahahah

[LivingLifeless9]

noooooooooooooooooooooo.......­........... thats just shit

[StevyJ89]

kill yourself

[JustColaM]

NOoo....

[marcelinhoct]

NOoo...

[abominal401]

Noooo.......

[StoneAndScamp]

I laughed at the 'no..'

[ItsBallisticB]

lol.."alright then joe"

[Runescape92gogagaigo]

not funny

[TheWiwi413]

FAKE AND GAY!

[jamesthered123]

@TheWiwi413

dude its for fun lol and u put fake and gay :o

[heihechigod]

@TheWiwi413 its suppose to be fake, they wouldn't post live death on youtube you retard.

[raydredX]

@heihechigod Fake and gay is an expression itself with a very "youtuby" meaning. It's like a holy grail.

[heihechigod]

@raydredX you are right its just like retard but most of us just cant refrain from typing it or saying it

[Bandit12395]

u did a lot of vids! good job.

[pk122345]

I hope he is alright

[Ledderface]

:D ur NHÓOO is epic:D

[xxalexmonxx]

i like the back story for this one lol

[mikeydoodle456]

nnnnnnnooooooo..........

[ILive4electro]

those converse sneakers probably are the coolest! I WANT A PAIR OF THEM:D

[bmxharo23]

demonhuntervo no duh it is fake he wasnt trying to make it look real

[flashguy234]

lol, 5* faved

[demonhuntervo]

fake

[H2win4ever]

another sherlock....

[aaawwwbbb1995]

demonhuntervo NOOOOO!! theres nooo way its fake .........Really kid??

[jigga2jones]

heeeee heeeee hahahahhaa DAMN

[CatzRule09]

freak

[92kcal]

asshole

[92kcal]

they make stupid videos that aint even real i want real stuff

[lantz8660]

nice shoes

[halburd1]

buddy slacking off while doing work. i'd fire him, injuries are no excuse for taking a break. lol

[92kcal]

@halburd1 lol init m8 llololol

[serpentchimera]

Too bad. Get him hospitalized and the "show" up and running.

[thedevilbro]

lol this is awsome

[misseemilyrose]

HAHAHAAHA.

[hamzeh261]

mora videos please ted loooooool i watched them all already

[arvindwight33]

nnoooH

[banrysen]

circular saw sees all!

[9bLaDe8]

nnnnnnnnnnno!

[angelaconway01]

why doesnt he fone 999 instead of just standing there like a freak.

[angelaconway01]

IT WAS  A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!

[pumkinpie96]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAA thats the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life :) seriously

[sobolev499]

lololol

[MrYudesWineGums]

indeed

[FLASHBACK925]

Thats just his trousers and trainers......NO MAN!!

[RAJSTA81]

why upload this crap for

????

[MrYudesWineGums]

for you not to watch them

[NESMeister]

@RAJSTA81 he does it on purpose, just to make a joke

[negithekitty]

fuck you its funny

[MistyHollowDrummer]

Its sapposeddto be funny! You don't find this funny!? YOU SICK MAN!

[RAJSTA81]

how is this funny?????????

[nightsvipe2]

lol why does he always say no after his videos

[negithekitty]

cus his brother died

[MrBettaBreeder]

poor joe.....

[pointblizzy]

ROFLMAO..The more of these vids you watch, the funnier it gets!!

[DantehMan]

Your videos are cracking me up man.

[suomi9691]

I just like when you say ''Nnoh''

[lolgal4]

THIS ISNT  COMEDY SO WHY AM I LAUGHING

[killallianceftw]

@lolgal4 Its so fake and stupid its funny and good

[mcEvo2k8]

wtf u nee to get out more and socialise

[SugarStrangler]

He has plenty of friends

[niklasvp]

wheres "NNHO"?

[H4rdcor3BOX]

Joe Cant Die xD

[cowboys887]

take a joke people goddamn, i laughed my ass off. Yeah it can really happen, but it didnt, so chill.

[mowells]

this isnot funny it is sick somebuddy could of got hert

[beska123456789]

its a dummy stupid -.-

[drizzle64]

somebody was hurt they got chopped in two not funny at all

[togaboyr8awesome]

If you chose to employ the English language, they COULD have got hurt but you didn't.

[xillusionsx1]

@mowells pussy

[HoLaGuRl93]

lol that is so funny

[Hardtunerz]

poor joe :'(

[djzaius330]

Your vids are genius. Please keep up the great work, always good for a laugh.

[Buckster77]

wow if these vids are geniuse then im fukin albert fukin einstine seriousley waste od time watching and recording

[laughinghole]

lol your vids are the best

[TerrorKnight11]

....no...!

[CaseyyGage]

ii just find itt soo funnyy when you say NOOOOOOOOOOOOO lol Hehehe x

[ceriyum]

do you honestly think i give a crap, im just sayin this vid is lame,,,,,,,,,,,,dick enddddddddd

[mk4sg4eva]

ohh myyy goddd obviously on the doel wiv nowt beta 2 do

[franka64]

The fact you're clearly demonstrating your mental retardation just makes me piss myself laughing at you...children eh?

[k1ts0n08]

lmao nice

[supersheep09]

ha your videos are so wierd lmfao and your..no

lol

[wanderersbwfc]

oh another video from that sad act (N)

[rhythmRocker797]

...why....honestly...why?

[woodhousewarrior]

u fukin lil cunt

[mongolob]

this guy is haarrrrrrd

[skyVirus9]

wtf, this is shit

[ceriyum]

lame lame

[spkligh]

he's comeing alone fine =) one of the best video's i've seen reflects my life, no joke serously

[TheDeviousSmartASs]

He didn't seem that worried when he saw his friend dead, Why? cause he's so retarded that he can't tell the difference between life & death. If I saw my friend dead i would scream at the top of my voice "HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT IN A COCKTAIL, WTF!! HAPPENED!!!????"

[tom1161]

wait... do you think this is real?

[TheDeviousSmartASs]

NO! I was making a point on how crap his acting skills are and all these people think it's hilarious when really its retarded

[tom1161]

i agree

[TheSkull170]

agree too

[crazyplanetx]

just shows how dangerous cutting wood can be

[MegaSenTiEnT]

Poor joe LMAO

[5martyn5]

lmao well that made me laugh soo call me "troubled" all ya want lmao!!

[ReallyHateBadVideos]

ReallyHateBadVideos nuff said

[reliefwithb33f]

These videos are bad, but thats what makes them so damn funny :).

I always love the "No" at the end of it all lol.

Good work guys, keep em coming!

[moccha1993]

It's actually kind of funny :P made me giggle.

[SpirtualSuzie]

proberly did whiteboy

[willmanhi1]

LOL :D