Small Soldiers The Movie part 1

[Nantchev]

I remember when I bought a Major ChipHazard and took him to school, I was scared he would come alive and run away!

[kaymanshanniggahater]

Miss Kegal?

lol

[theburntshadow]

I tried to buy all the Gorgonite action figures when I was a kid. I even got Flatchoo, just because he was on sale. XD

[journeymanX]

When i first heard of this movie when i was little i thought it'd be a toy story rip-off but Damn was i ever wrong. Plus you've got two sets of action figures at war with each other,what's not to like?

[banditsixlegio]

@journeymanX That's actually how I "conned" my aunt to take me to see it. Plus, I pointed out that Tommy Lee Jones was in it.

[clouds2sheep]

at 7 years old i remember being horrified when they stuck the nick in the garbage disposal. i still get that weird feeling every time i wash dishes...like the other half of him is still down there...

[albertjester]

best, video description, eva!

[eibbor17]

It's because of this movie i hate barbies and blow their heads off with fire crackers and then set them on the grass and run them over the lawn mower

[clouds2sheep]

@eibbor17 i mean, you could donate your used toys to an orphanage or to those less fortunate...

[homieb1030]

Wow, I haven't seen this movie since I was 5-6 years old.

It scared the shit out of me, but I couldn't stop watching it!

[elljay81]

Still one of my fav movies thanks for the upload

[whotopia123]

i used to watch this movie over and over again when i was little

[2400dimension]

I missed out, being sixteen I missed out the first time and didn't discover it till a few years back

[beccabieber1D]

on right now sky movies family

[Mocha2007andcoco]

I love this movie...

:D

[TheAvengers678]

I love this movie...I used to watch it alot when I was a kid back in the 90s.

[IXTheviperXI1]

thank you vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vrey vreyvvrey vrey vrey

[naeram]

memories! when my brother and i were little and went to Rottnest (small island 19km from Cottesloe Beach in Perth where I live) I would take him to the movies and he always fell asleep through every movie, when we saw this when he was about 6 or 7 it was the first time he stayed awake:) movies finished at about 8 30pm. i will always love this movie

[TheSweetsakura]

I rememberd when I used to sleep over at my grandparents place when I was younger and I watched this movie once there. I have never forgoten it and I have been looking for is ever since. Thank you for uploading it.

[clouds2sheep]

@TheSweetsakura did you not try looking at any movie store in the united states?

[TheSweetsakura]

@clouds2sheep I don't live there and I didn't think about that then.

[shreyashiify]

nice...



[Krowsnose]

Man this was one of my favorite movies as a kid. I loved the helicopter scene with ride of the valkyries playing. 14 years later and my favorite movie is Apocalypse Now. Go figure...

[jmcgonzales12]

THUMBS UP! if you are STILL watching this right now 2012 :)

[JJBoii2297]

@jmcgonzales12 i would but they made time machines illegal in 2928

[EmilySmith41309]

@jmcgonzales12 YES!

[solidmario1]

I haven't seen this movie in so many years. Thanks for uploading.

[CyberkillGames]

one of my favorate movies

[obi644]

damn. 90s!

[BleedOutUrMemories]

@justineist123 listen to oxygenlifeless, I am Filipino as well but you don't see me typing in an accent. I can understand if you were going to type sound effects, but regular words? That is pretty offensive. If your going to type like that type in English or Tagalog. Not phonetically.

[justine123ist]

@BleedOutUrMemories okey :I (acceptance)...

[chudgo081793]

Great movie thanks.

[BleedOutUrMemories]

@justine123ist are u Filipino? XD cuz that sounds like a filipino accent xD

[justine123ist]

@BleedOutUrMemories YEEYSS I KNOW ENGLISH OKKKK SOOOOOOOO IF YOUU THINGK I DO NOT KNOW ENGLISH IM A KID KALLED AGE 9 HHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM FILIPINO BTW HAHAHAHAH BAMBANGNGNGG

[oxygenlifeless]

@justine123ist HEY don't act like that if you said you were a filipino you're bringing the reputation of philippines so don't talk like that.. .wag ka ganyan tol

[justine123ist]

@oxygenlifeless :(

[oxygenlifeless]

@justine123ist don't give me that sad face im not buying it !

[justine123ist]

@oxygenlifeless okey :I (acceptance)...

[oxygenlifeless]

@justine123ist ok.wag ka na pasaway sa youtube.

[sustantivo1espritu]

First i watched antz and now this. HERE COMES MY CHILDHOOD MARATHON

[trentrock777]

IM LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! MY MOM GAVE THIS AWAY! I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE NAME! THIS IS GOLD!

[SassyAddison]

Boy, I have missed this movie! Thank you!

[manuboy214]

i have been looking for this forever

[justine123ist]

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[TheHillel1000]

@justine123ist the fuck? lol

[justine123ist]

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[mrshanegt]

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[justine123ist]

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[baroc00]

this movie was so EPIC when i was like 7

[BuBbLeSuRmOm123]

I remember when I would watch this all the time as a kid. My favorite movie EVER!!

[MrFuriouscollector]

this movie was awesome when i was little and it still is



[tom3167]

Because Toy Story is for pussys!

[NoStress90s]

when I was a kid

[inuyashababe635]

omg its been so freggin long since I seen this movie luv it xD I forgot the name for the longest time too haha <3 <3 <3

[TheCookkiemonsteer]

24 people hate toys

[MrSuperSnakeJake]

how this film relates to whats going on today is very interesting. is it to condition us to discard family, joy and learning (the tradition of heartland toys) and replace it with the urge to make money. or is it made by someone whos trying to warn of whats taking over. think about it, the movie is filled with messages :)

[MrSuperSnakeJake]

i noticed alot of subliminal messages in this movie that i didnt notice as a kid. its very strange.Globotech a global coporate power seeks to consume every sucessful small company under its own umbrella. Irwin makes it clear that this coporate power will not care about the traditions of Heartland Toys and only seek to make profit. the traditions was to bring Joy and Learning to kids which this corporate goon has no interest in. take note of the control this globotech has when the women tlls them

[sophiejlove]

I love this film it's so funny I love the part where they get the barbie girls and attack the humans lol

[Angelalovesthe90s]

This movie.. watching it with my 12 year-old sister at the time in 98.. me being 17

Greatest memories ever, in the 90s!

[123yanskie]

ME TOO :)))

[loveroflegos2]

this movie was the bad-ass version of toy story... this was one of my favorite movies as a kid. It's still a great movie

[Boninja88]

4:29 I don't want kids learning. Then they might realize... I don't know my joke stops there. The Nostalgia Critic could come up with a clever joke. He should reveiw this movie. I like it but it has faults.

[brwnskinchic06]

havent hit play yet and havent watched this since i was like 6 i bet the graphic look so fake now lol :))

[akidakiyo93]

i actually wanted the small soldiers to win...

[flyingtractor]

@akidakiyo93 Yeah, they totally would have won in real life. The Gorgonites sucked xD

[tewwance]

I just blue myself...

[gogocharlesco]

'..did u just say learn?next' lol

[zodabee]

i remember when i was little and watched this then i was being so nice to my gi joes

[AwesomeGeekocity]

I can't wait. I loved this movie as a kid and I'm gonna love it now and I'm gonna watch the fuck out of it right now! :) hahahaha

[35november]

lol its david cross from Arrested Development.

[TheTaylorWalsh]

All I want for christmas is a major chip hazard.

[gangrail]

and everything else is just a toy

[thegamefantic87]

oh the memories, i watched this on theatres and i was a year old lol

[mosestheleader25]

is that Tommy Gavin from Rescue Me?

[legendkiller1416]

i spend hours thinking what was the name of this movie until i finally founded

[Ryunjin23k]

"Now these guys are soldiers. What do soldiers need?"

"Er, hats?"

No you fool. Soldiers need crates!

[kickflipkilla]

is it just me or is that a naked chick walkin down the back hallway at 7:15 to 7:18

[kickflipkilla]

my fav child hood movie..thanks for posting..im 18 and still love this movie...i still have all the figures when they came out :D

[Mr6231993]

日本語字幕ほし～(-｡-;

[JerBaltazar]

THUMBS UP! if you still watching this right now 2011 :)

[KesoDia]

@JerBaltazar it appears everyone else has gone through time travel

[Crusherdub]

thumbs up for nostalgia

[n8luvshimselfnot]

oh nostalgia

[Videogamer3692]

I wonder how many people would actually take that commercial seriously. I mean, c'mon.....who would really wanna buy their products?

[KiaraTomoney]

i love this mvie ive been search every where for and now i found it

[57thCircleAllDay]

imagine those chips in transformers

[dragon159856]

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i finally found this movie!!!!!!!!!!! i finally found it. i was trying to find this movie since i was 6!!!! this was my favorite movie.

[MrGxMoto]

@dragon159856 how old are you now o.o

[Slade951]

@dragon159856 Haha same here I've been searching since 12 yrs ago I don't know the name and only saw the ending :P so happy >_<

[reo182182]

@dragon159856 Me to.

[TheFunnysamnoob333]

@dragon159856 I hear you man i was in kindergarden when this came out it kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[northFRZ]

@dragon159856 i really agree with you

[callofduty85629]

my childood fav

[BigBangPegasus1416]

@callofduty85629 I brins back SOOOOO many good memories.

[frigda0808]

damn this shit is bad ass how they fucking make guns nd shit only if they would be like that but only that they dont hurt us



[caviar360]

This is my childhood xD

[sarabeth1410]

loved this movie as a kid one of my favs scared me though right up there with childs play movies lol when I was younger

[taldzor]

hey guy....I recommend to watch 'davistyron' account....its more wide...and clear..

[stickmantheatre]

i think the theme music to this film was awesome

[slasher0630]

i wonder if this i how the selling for Transformers went down. Have Denise Leary come in and say how they should really transform and kick ass

[gsaddfff]

Anyone else get a transformers: beast wars vibe when they see the gorgonites

[albusron3490]

the two guys comments reminded me of why Hasbro stopped making Jurassic Park toys; They didn't sell well. their fault, though, they should have known re-painting the same 4-6 dinosaurs at least 5 times/toyline wasn't going to cut it for collectors or children.

[albusron3490]

I'm surprised Universal/Dreamworks hasn't had this taken down. then again, it wasn't very well remembered, so I doubt Universal/Dreamworks actually remembers this film.

[Arkenarge]

sequel, the corporation is bankrupted and are trying to recreate the chip, they can't, but they heard news of some toys still surviving, and they go hunt down those monster guys to get their chips back, and they find some new human to help them. ITS GUNNA BE RATED R!

[GeneralsAlert]

the sequels ahould of been this:

the Command Elit is back, but this time, there the good guys

the bad guys: Osama Bin Laden and his terrisot group

[theemporour]

@GeneralsAlert 'should have been'..you mean there IS a sequel

[MrQuader4]

@GeneralsAlert

Small Soldiers 2: How Bin Laden REALLY Died

[riden1234567]

@MrQuader4 nick nitro has his head on display

[itouchuthenme]

I love this movie T_T

[527matt]

daaaaammm finaally found it! havent seen dis since i was lil i use 2 watch it everyday after school in elementary

[Batistamaniac1]

Durin the presentation i alaways died laughing at 3:59-4:01 it kills me everytime i see dat.

[besetapart]

why isn't this working!!!!!!!!!!

[SimplyAdriana1]

Gosh!! i put this on full screen and when the military guy punched himself out of the box,.. it scared me!! haha

[1388mark]

@SimplyAdriana1 LOL xD

[JuddithKJCL]

Soooo many good memories with this movie!!

[ryanmoore15]

Fuck you YouTube

[killembyrd]

i was scade of baby dolls 4 7 years after watching this movie

[Surebro0]

I always thought the commando elite were the good guys

and the gorgons were the trash

[TheJackkay123]

mint film!

[anticenaguy]

lol 3:10!!

[RenjiLambrusco]

shit, david cross is in here. is this funny?

[jackieandmorgan]

omg this was like my favorite movie when i was like 3

[Sasuke006]

lol i remember this movie my brother was obsessed with it

[Angel0fDarkness78]

"We can make Missles to hunt down on unlucky bastard 7000 miles away and stick a nuclear warhead right up his ass" Lmaoooo xD

[tlv156]

david cross is such a pussy in the flick. lmfao!

[HOLIMOUNTV]

where the fuck is their beloved cg1 3d horse shit when you need it they only makes gay fucking films like aliens in the attic and horse shit like that God i hate hollywood

[colincampbell1000]

SMAL SOLDIERS THE MOVIE YOU ROCKED

LINACARTER24

[sorealphear95]

lol this movie is sweet. shit is pretty scary though when your young, lol

[InglewoodCali310]

i have this shit its sooo old man those where the days

[skeletonking1234]

god i miss this movie its one of my favorites

[moviebuff1941]

Tobias!!!

[krizto1864]

dont worry about it theyre only toys

[Flowchain]

It look fun bt when it come alive it wont

[SwantonBOOM]

OMG ITS BEEN 5 YEARS OF SEARCHING BUT I FINALLY FOUND IT :D I LOVED THIS SO MUCH WHEN I WAS A KID

[TheSulphix]

Damn this brings back memories

[SimzySays420]

Great upload.Thanks.

[blazin408grass]

good ol memories watching these movies as a kid :)

[EmJeY015]

where can i download this movie for free what link?

[LinaCarter24]

@EmJeY015 ummm idk if there is a link, my dad got this for me and i was able to get the vid converted into clips and upload it to yt.

[L3g3ndkill4]

@LinaCarter24 Thanks you for sharing the video dude, appreciate it

[StunnaFamous]

@LinaCarter24 Please tell me how did you convert it?

[OnbekendGHC]

@EmJeY015 thepiratebay. org

[chilenogk92]

@EmJeY015 extratorrent

[FallenM16]

@EmJeY015 well u convert this movie into movie parts and download it

[kiarhickman]

toy soldiers , lol yup its small soldiers

[kiarhickman]

toy soldiers

[BrutalAsHell]

This movie makes my "Small Soldier" stand at attention.

[koko544]

my favorite movie all times <3

[jonthefuzz2]

i love this movie

[Shataralee]

For the smart guy who is convinced that the title isn't called small soldiers..just look at the beginning credits smart one

[notorioussrj]

Thumbs up if ur a faggot

[MrHestolemyname]

whats with these idiots always asking for thumbs up for something? ''thumbs up if you think so too!''

[PrescottValleyMan]

Is it just me, or does Chip Hazard look like Col. Quatritch from Avatar????

[PirateLassie]

@PrescottValleyMan OMG it's true! O_O

[Tsukuyomi25021]

Greetings, I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.

[BITE256]

fuck, do I ever miss 90s. It makes me soo happy that I was born in an awesome decade!!

[hazeray360]

this brings back memories man......

[TheSolidJon]

Man to think Archer used to be my best when i was a kid back in infant school. Now its Major Chip Hazard >=D

[TaGz361]

i was think about this movie but didnt know whats it called but now my friend told me it was small soldiersz i been tryin to find out whats this movie called watched dis movie when i was a kid

[IRONMANFAN2008]

this is what wanted to make me create my own action figures

[RedMist85]

This movie is hands down BADASS!

One of my favorite childhood movies from the 90's :)

[rockeer]

this was my favorite movie when i was like 9 :) 

[MrLegoMaster1000]

god, we need to send these soilders into afghanastan

[shizzlepamizzle]

Man, i was 6 when iw atched this movie and then i had it on VHS but now its broken and i can't watch it :(