Wayne's World - Cantonese

[cyndie26]

0:55

There's a station on the MTR in Hong Kong called Kowloon Bay.

[freakdigital]

he's predicting peyton manning's retirement!!!

[brockweberlcc]

Jim Rome

[looopandlooop]

i will translate:

"1 piece of kung pao chicken"

"1 whole roasted duck"

"1lb of bbq pork"

mountain dew, pepsi cola, "yangzhou fried rice"

[xyoungwx]

Looooool

[l85a1user]

i used to order cantonese but then i took a penis to a penis

[mdoobie17]

The best part is when Garth is toasting with an imaginary glass.

[EatIt84123]

BUUUUUUUUNJAMIN 

[khanate27]

Oh Tia Carrere. How I would eat your poo with chopsticks.

[djmuaddib]

"When I was in the Orient" = not at all culturally competent. If I were Tia Carrere, I would've been like, "Bitch, we've been calling it Asia for like 100 years. Come on."

Great movie.

[BrokenDinosaur]

My phone is too big!

[nerdsconfederacy]

his accent is so heavy

[joaquim000]

一舊宮寶雞 (not 公报鸡)

[killertellitubby]

lol we called a chinese takeout here and asked for the cream of some young guy, they were nice enough to laugh their heads off at it :)

[eisenkreuzmusik]

@killertellitubby I laughed my head off just reading that

[littleredsubmarine]

@KidsDestroyChiptune They almost cut that bit out. They thought the audience wouldn't find it too crude and not funny. Rob Lowe insisited it be kept in the scene.

[lillyoo799]

I was born in Kowloon Bay.

[Crimson28]

@lillyoo799 There you have it!

[cubicleboy]

he orders chop suey, pork in veggies, moo shui, mountain dew pepsi cola...

[FullmetalDude1324]

I'm Chinese and I didn't understand a word he said...

[cpssnorman]

@FullmetalDude1324 thats because this is cantonese not mandarin! i speak cantonese and i know exactly what he says

[FullmetalDude1324]

@cpssnorman I speak Cantonese too you fool. What makes you assume I speak Mandarin? And nice lucky for you

[cpssnorman]

@FullmetalDude1324 i assumed u spoke mandarin because ur cantonese must be extremely bad to not understand him. now looks like u suck in both languages.

[FullmetalDude1324]

@cpssnorman You are right, my Chinese is bad. But anyways sorry for being upset. I guess I just had a bad day.

[cpssnorman]

@FullmetalDude1324 that's alright. everyone has a bad day once a while=)

[FullmetalDude1324]

@cpssnorman Thanks for understanding :)

[jungleng]

@FullmetalDude1324 喂，我想叫外卖。一块公报鸡，一只烧鸭，一磅叉烧，Mounta­in Dew, Pepsi Cola, 扬州炒饭

[MrIMPATIENCE]

yep pon A SA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I USED TO SAY THIS SHIT OVER AND OVER AND PISS MY ALGEBRA 2 TEACHER OFF TO NO END!

[spec224]

What the hell is he saying?

[WhelenVTXR2]

@spec224 He'll have the "cream of some young guy." Get it?

[cymagen]

STOP POOPING

[pja2pja2pja2]

Never got to use the line in a restaurant...yet !

[snookieclark]

finally managed to use this line last night, quality

[Harshcore811]

Benjamin was so smooth in this movie.

[wesscoast]

@Harshcore811 ... It's the magical hammer pants

[swooc]

rob lowes cantonese is better than the cantonese spoken by the asian actors they use in american films and tv shows.

[ryuuseiSoul]

...His Cantonese... is barely understandable...but its better than the other guy's...

[bahouda2000]

I memorized this line for the past 16yrs! Thanks for putting this online!