David Letterman - Jesse Eisenberg on Facebook

[FragilexCapricorn]

sometimes i cry because jesse

[FlyWire14]

I hate when I can't skip the Advertisement!

[toiletpooproductions]

AHAHAAH he said "uhh" 20 times xD He's soo fucking cute!(:<3

[allxxxday28]

lol i love soccer and i hate you...

[6383Jman]

MIchael cera wishes he could be him.

[ashiesdollpartsX]

'people have been writing mean things about me on the internet', clearly hasn't been on tumblr :)

[StephanieDugenio]

he is so akwardly hilarious hahhaha

[yotmbtengounblog]

i wanna rape jesse, i really do

[14wasp]

Zombieland

[waterfieldV]

Jesse is so sexy.

[HatesStupidPeople194]

haha i love jesse hes such a badass actor

[getjiggywithit007]

hahaha Eisenberg is awesome

[FiendishPixie]

He is so cute, lol.

[crysteen100]

I love Jesse Eisenberg now after watching the social network movie. He's awesome and I really admire him as an actor. Great! Hope you will team up again with Rooney Mara in a romantic comedy coz i can really feel pretty intense feeling the two of you had in the movie.

[ShadowCrashed81]

@crysteen100 What did you like about his performance?

[Luzyland]

So Cute!..*O*

[RapedByVYFI]

his voice is sexy lol

[0BALLINN0]

lol paul i hate this actor too hes weirder than Mark Zuckerberg

[EnzoTheBaker]

youtube your fuckin ads!

[ultimatebieliber]

soooo hot !!!! <3

[HappyGuy00000]

his head is bigger then mark

[underoathuea]

30 second mandatory advert! what a joke

[a7x1234568]

i'm not going back to the carribean night at A-E-PI

[mlodyamper]

Jesse is Pole by origin :)



[WizardGoggles]

okay i actually went and searched up the jesse eisenberg hatebase and it's absolutely hilarious ... i can't tell if they're trolls or just really dumb ...

[aaronmacabre]

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[DaShocka54]

i luvvv himm!! but really there nothin bad so say about him!!

[mymel555]

HE'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!! :D

[14Bieberfeverforever]

He's awkwardly cute :3

[Xmychemfan13X]

He's just too irresistible. Just. Too. Irresistible.

[fanboyismsucks]

fag

[MsCrunchyTuna]

whenever michael cera passes on a role, they call jesse eisenberg. he's a cera plan b

[iMPERiOUS]

@MsCrunchyTuna fuck off. eisenberg is the original. he's been around playing the same roles he played way before cera came along. and he was doing a lot of indies work instead.. which is why cera is more known

[MsCrunchyTuna]

@iMPERiOUS you should marry eisenberg

[iMPERiOUS]

@MsCrunchyTuna blow me first

[MsCrunchyTuna]

@iMPERiOUS your future husband and gay lover, jesse is going to be jealous

[iMPERiOUS]

@MsCrunchyTuna it's ok, do it

[kes13209]

Everyone in the movie is hotter than the people in real life...duh..

[Lunage1]

"WARS OF TIMES" by LUN, Now available ... (#warsoftimes)

[julior33]

Go, Jesse, go!



[smalltownnova]

Jesse gave a wonderful performance in "The Social Network".He is a very talented actor and obviously a intelligent person and yes he is "perfectly adorable".

[tibitete]

What does Jesse Eisenberg say at 0:25? I'm not english and I cant hear it out.

[CFL0LSmilyFace]

@tibitete

We are in so far we look alike?

So f

[tibitete]

@CFL0LSmilyFace

Thank you. Still dont understand its meaning... so I'm still in nowhere... :) Gotta learn sooome more english i guess..

[verkanntesgenie]

@tibitete letterman says that eisenberg and zuckerberg very much look alike and wants to know if they share other similarities, saying: "Do you know if you share some common trades...sometimes people who look alike are alike", to which eisenberg responds: "and we are in so far we look alike", agreeing to letterman's statement but not agreeing at all... it's funny =)

[tibitete]

@verkanntesgenie

Thanks a lot! :)

[flofy45]

jesse i ♥ YOU!!!!!!

[RagerampageTv]

that guy was in zombieland :O

[justmaida]

he is way hotter than the actual mark zuckerberg

[partygirl209]

i love that in the big movie b4 'The Social Networt' which was 'Zombieland', he says the one thing that's great about Zombieland is that there's no Facebook status updates!!

[orme96]

@partygirl209 oh, I loved 'The Social Networt' ;)

[partygirl209]

@orme96 i mean 'The Social NetworK'!!

[LadySpitz]

Aww lovely Paul :)

[Staphylin]

There is no off position on the genius switch

[Shatination]

@Staphylin berg its fuckin jewish retard

[SagaciousSilence]

Damn you Facebook! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[Liqu1d16]

in the movie justin timberlake looks like zuckerberg

[WowThisIsAwkward]

Lets find SoccerBoy and beat the shit out of him. No one messes with Jesse. He's perfect.

[neversayneva16]

He's so sweet!

[duddeeejustFRAKit]

i feel justin timberlake would have looked more similar

[TogeticTheRuler]

Aww, he's so cute. "Why are people writing mean things about you?" <33 he's so adorable and he's 27!

[TogeticTheRuler]

Oh my god he's fucking sexy

[intoxicbella]

jesse eisenberg is lowkey sexy, he has this underlying tom cruise-like aura about him.  i'd jump his bones in a heartbeat.

[RedSoxsNation15]

Jesse is amazing why would you be mean to this guy

[1ThatZmE1]

just checked a random video with jesse eisenberg to see if there are any commets on jews... well, it's frustrating. :)

[zMustyz]

I'm sorry Jesse I love soccer I hate you

[earlsutton]

The two am them is jews

[rapturedpassage]

This guy is the next Tom Hanks. Do you feel me?

[KissingBubble]

@rapturedpassage Not really.

[rapturedpassage]

@KissingBubble Come on!

[808ac]

I actually love him. 

[inparis74]

he's soooo ugh. i love him

[madnessyes]

very good actor!

[Aurepanko]

I can't even imagine someone saying mean things on him ... he is so nice, smart and cute ..!

[nitsi76]

@Aurepanko

He have a big heart. i feel it

[teamjonasluv]

Who would write mean things about Jesse Eisenberg? hes perfectly adorable

[flofy45]

@teamjonasluv So right cutest

[GoCardinal2012]

@AngryGoyim calm down and understand that we own the world. Acceptance is the last stage of healing.

[musicalprodigy7]

I love Jesse <3

[easrth]

LOL soccerboy

[TheFreqBoy]

CBS are supposed to be broadcasters and they can't even get a Youtube vid working!!

[sarahrsommer]

ahhh i love him <3

[3434aaaa]

He is a good actor. I like him. I want to be like him. Though that will never happen. But still, I like dreaming that one day I'll be an actor like him and we will work together, and become friends and I'll date actresses. Wow, what a life would that be !!!

[1975hippie]

@3434aaaa *chuckles*

[books0from0boxes]

I'm going to make it a point not to buy anything that youtube advertises.

Freaking ads! This one is like 30 seconds!!!

[77Giuggiola]

I love jesse eisemberg :) he had done such a good job in "the Social Network"

[Bblackfairy]

wtf this add won 't load

[Kritickos]

he doesn't look like mark zukerberg at all, he look like a combination of andy samberg and michael cera.

[jeanzzzz34]

@Kritickos YESSSSS

[WellGuessThreeTimes]

@Kritickos Spot on XD LOL

[paulbanksbaby]

@Kritickos disgusting

[OompaLoompapa]

@Kritickos He's actually more handsome than Mark Zuckerberg.

[KissingBubble]

@OompaLoompapa Everybody's more handsome than Zuckerberg.

[FuckWorkdays]

@Kritickos Liam Neeson doesn't look anything like Oscar Schindler, Johnny Depp doesn't look anything like John Dillinger, Brad Pitt doesn't look anything like Jesse James, actors do not always look like the person they are playing

[HIM666dark6light]

@Kritickos But he talks kinda like zuckerberg though

[NightinGal89]

@Kritickos Jesse is prettier than the real Zuckerberg.

[buttersyrupnpancakes]

@NightinGal89 yeah he's wayprettier! Dave must be on mushrooms. hehehe

[Lemonsrsweet5789]

is he gay??

[jeanzzzz34]

@Lemonsrsweet5789 why cause he is crossing his legs like a lady?????

[annabxo3]

@Lemonsrsweet5789 only for andrew.

[degreghouse]

he is so lovely

[sophiesor]

If you're Jewish, your soul is a part of G-d from High. Wake up. Visit chabad website

[5go55]

I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH!!!! How could anyone hate him?

[realbeereels]

who would write something mean about him? :( poor baby.

[YouLiamTube]

Seriously hate these video ads, it just puts me off watching the video

[Priebe251]

Ooooh Michael Cera! How can anyone say mean things about you? 

[Twilightisamazingduh]

I WANT TO MARRY THAT KID! HE SUPER FUCKING CUTE!

[iluvadamsevani10]

jesse is so cute, i love him!

[GodBlessAutotune]

They don't look similar at all.

[JagSmakarSkit]

I don't care that there was an ad. It's Jesse Friggin Eisenberg. I would sit through 438794748 ads to see him.

[coolbrett]

Thumbs up if you think Eisenberg would make a great future Joker

[Jort007]

@coolbrett No

[JU51N0]

both expression are awkward

[BCNation1]

haha:D<3

[TBlenx1995]

he looks nothing like zuckerberg you anti-semite!

[MaryIsOKYea]

@TBlenx1995 Are you serious? If so, give it a rest. Stop playing a victim.

[johnnytastetest]

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard Paul say.

"I'm sorry, Jesse -- I love soccer, I hate you."

[stephaniiesweetiie]

i love the way Jesse talks I don't know why

x

[rosadeoro]

I love Jesse's dimples. Very cute!

[ilovejbxkatrillion]

goddamn hes so fucking hot <3

[RosaVsEveryone]

soccerboy.

[GryffindorHaHaHa]

He looks nerd !!! Is He really Nerd ?

[shreya26ful]

so cute and such a nerd!! really cute...

[laurenjeanybeany]

i think he's cute but he's SO awkward! and not in a good way. like in a you make me uncomfortable kinda way...

[Thathigh]

@laurenjeanybeany lol no hes not hes so friendly

fak off

[Oshrit11]

Jesse Eisenberg ???? i love you !!! <3

[CNissen16]

advertisement wtf! :S

[bjhMus1C]

fucking 30 second ads?? what the hell

[mitchqqqqqq]

fuck ads

[vgdcx]

so hot :O

weirdly dreamt of him last night :S weird lol

[WeAreColdMalt]

I love him... He is such a great nerd.

[bigpapykane]

What the guy from the Social Network didnt get the oscar for playing the exact same character as in Zombieland? Highway robbery!!!

[95115964]

Jesse Eisenberg Really Want You To Win Oscar But The King Speech Dammit

check it on fb

[love2lols]

Jesse is so awesome! I love him! So cute!

[thedeathskittle]

paul is hilarious

[TheRussianSpys]

JEWS REPRESENT

[steffie011]

原来他讲话一直都这么快的

[hugothenerd]

@steffie011 我不明白你说的事情。

[rdcsg]

@hugothenerd steffle said the actor talks fast in real life too

[hugothenerd]

@rdcsg Aha. Dumb me could just have used google translate for his comment xD

[rmo18]

omg jesse you're so cute!! i know you're jewish but I want to have sex with you so bad...I want you to come inside my christian vagina!

[koaladuck]

@rmo18 Uhh... *Awkward*

[inparis74]

<3

[melikor1]

damn, how much jesse weight?

[parrotofthesea]

Why the FUCK do I need to watch a 30 second commercial for car insurance to watch a 101 second clip?

[ILoveTheUsed69]

he is so damn cute.

[IkilledColMustard]

LOL I bet that Michael Cera is pissed of that the MC wannabe Jesse Eisenberg picks up Oscar nomination before him.

[thehoeks]

@IkilledColMustard Michael Cera wannabe my ass.  Research before you post, dumb shit. Jesse Eisenberg has been in the film business since Roger Dodger (2002). Also he is much more articulate than Cera. Besides that, Cera has not landed a role yet worthy of an Oscar nom so please do not comment unless you know the details dipshit.

[steven12345gerrard]

0:01

[neerrg]

@steven12345gerrard didnt work

[steven12345gerrard]

0:1

[grachelegloria]

he is so Ron Stoppable!!!!

[amused2deathh]

ads aren't cool

[FlyingHoovesfilms]

"I don't know if I know soccer boy!" hahaha!!!

[milkweed34777]

Jesse Eisenberg = Mark Zuckerberg lol

Jesse Eisenberg is a better veison of micheal cera

[narcki5]

11 people still use myspace

[grachelegloria]

@narcki5 OMG!!!! So cracked at this!!!

[thepimpmunk]

@narcki5 11?....I think you may be being a little kind there lol

[mrtraffic97]

@narcki5 And 10,000 skanks

[NewYorksNight]

They write under aliases like "soccer boy"..."I'm sorry Jesse, I love soccer, I hate you, I'm sorry" HAHAHA so much love for this 2-minute clip

[NewYorksNight]

Conan's chairs are comfier.

[ActionArc]

im not a real fan of facebook but the CEO, my idol

[thiskidglows]

He look so much like his sister here it kills me! too cute!!