I nearly made it through an advanced math degree, but forever failed to remember to set my caluclator to ""maths". It's a shame I'll carry through this life, and the next, and the next, until I return as an elephant free of both calculators and forgetfulness.
@i8aplpi The probability cannot be 0 because that would imply that of all the infinite dresses that can be made it could never be the same as the other dresses, which is clearly false. What you're looking for is the term "undefined", because infinity is itself "undefined". There is no value that can be substituted for the symbol infinity for the purpose of evaluating probability that is not infinitely smaller than an infinite number of other, larger values.
I hated math, all subjects, but this entire video had me side-cliffing on my chair, swinging back and forth whilst stomping viciously on the floor!!! x'D
i love how he flies and the woman is just on her way like its nothing, takes place on april the fourth in september, and razor blades are required for maths
During this whole thing, which I had never seen before, I was thinking, I know this kind of humor... who was it that did this kind of shit? Suddenly the great Peter Serafinowicz appears in the mirror at 8:15!
@elchafa well lets just say that the in the 3rd's time they invented anti-aging pills, then the 4th started taking them but after one found out she was allergic, so she was older than 3rd, then in the 5th's time, they decided that people should age, and the pills were banned. happy?
@x64hitcombo Yes! I thought it was him when I glimpsed it, but then I thought 'Nah, Simon Pegg wouldn't be in this, I won't go back and check.' I'm glad you did.
Good grief, takes you back, retro observation, Tick ticky tock... Out of the box. 1 tenth of a penny if you can connect that reference.... Brilliant though, hats off.
@ryder187mac LOL you know it's a joke right? no one actually thinks the largest number is 45 billion =P this video isn't shitty it's weird and hilarious
@pixelfish0 Yeah I know it's a joke, but the parody is well made so I'm afraid some people may interpret it as fact, you know, with all the people around watching this :d
@npeacock724 Numbers can't be limited to infinity otherwise they wouldn't be infinite. Infinte is equal to a drunkarn 8, so the biggest number is 8 when it is drunk. Simple.
Fridge Brilliance: in order for Imhotep to be both taller and shorter than Jean, he must not exist. Therefore, he can be considered invisible. The surprise answer at the end of the episode actually makes (at least some sort of) sense!
Please, please tell me you're joking. Please. If not, then...
THIS IS A JOKE! IT'S NOT A REAL EDUCATIONAL VIDEO! FOR THE LOVE OF FLAMING CRAP, HOW COULD YOU THINK THIS IS MEANT TO BE SERIOUS?! NOTHING IN THE VIDEO MAKES SENSE!
@ToxicTurquoise454 Please don't over generalize by saying that intelligence is directly correlated to the country you're from. It isn't, although I admit it does play a role because of the education system. Which is shitty in some states, not all Americans are retarded. I in fact fucking loves these videos.
@itm13 No don't worry, I'm aware most Americans are smart. It's just a stereotype. But ThroughRock's comment is ridiculous, I mean look at it! It's hard to believe that he actually didn't get that this was a joke. And he called Britain one of the world's dumbest countries, that is sad...
@ToxicTurquoise454 Hahaha I don't think that even I would go as far as to say most Americans, but yes you're correct. Britain certainly isn't even in the running for dumbest country and if throughrock isn't joking then he is seriously uneducated and obviously doesn't appreciate this wholesome brand of humor.
@thrash77581 Also wouldn't a real American (i.e. a good American) say nice things about us British? You know, the Special Relationship and such. We don't hate each other. Never have.
I'd say he's definitely a troll trying to stir up a retarded UK vs US flame war like on national anthem videos (they are INFESTED with trolls). I can't stand it when they do that because some people fucking believe it's true. And look, he made his channel invisible so we can't send him hate messages >:(
@YellowLickilickyXL It depends on the American. I've heard plenty of rude comments from Brits about Americans also. I've never heard any American say "maths", though.
Yes, he's obviously a troll. His use of the word "maths" when pretending to be American gave him away.
@thrash77581 Wait... are you saying he isn't American? Oh... I thought when you said "real" American you meant like how an American would usually act.
@YellowLickilickyXL I'm saying that in my 31 years, through 12 years of public school and all of college, I've never heard an American say "maths". The only people I've ever heard say that are Europeans. We just say "math".
So, yes, I suspect that he's pretending to be an American to make us look stupid or ignorant. I have a hard time believing that anyone could watch that whole video and think it was real, also.
@pimpeagles Our achievement setter Greg likes putting links to not-so-random videos in the full stops at the end of his sentences in said achievements.
10 PRINT LOOK AT THOSE NIGGERS VANDALIZING THAT BUILDING
20 GOTO 10
griffinmatt 2 months ago
cosmoid
IRMcMuffin 2 months ago
Why is Queen Elizabeth the Third younger than QE5? Surely it should be the other way? SO MUCH TROLL SCIENCE!
TheYoshieMaster 3 months ago
everyone set your calculators to stun!
TheZerg123 3 months ago 2
its math by the HHGTTG
harry2110 3 months ago
wait, Simon Pegg?
JonnoGradian 3 months ago
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SmallBritishPerson 3 months ago
Thanks, maths. Thaths.
BirdofSaxony 3 months ago 2
My cat heard the fight at 7:38 and raced over to the patio door, looking to see where the action is. He's very upset!
phastermonkey 3 months ago 3
more fun than flying?, computerized toast system? i was born in the wrong age!
eatathonwinner 3 months ago
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eatathonwinner 3 months ago
loving the setting of STUN on the calculator for problem three (Y)
LGcookie92 3 months ago
39 People couldn't see Imhotep.
Beardmonger 3 months ago
umm....queen Elizabeth the 3 would be the oldest
screwdriver121212 3 months ago
Was shouting CIRCLE at the screen like a madman.
smash461986 3 months ago
QUEEN LIZ 3RD WOULD DEFO GET IT
VYD239 3 months ago
I AM IMHOTEP.
VYD239 3 months ago 2
45 billion? Insane. Everyone knows that 24 is the highest number.
mseales 3 months ago
What you talking 'bout willis?
Walrusii 3 months ago
I want a look around you pencil. I should have participated in that music quiz :(
Westmensch3 3 months ago
WTF is this Lawrence
Matt65ds 3 months ago
...the fuck is this?
NuclearWafflez 4 months ago
@NuclearWafflez its a pisstake of British educational programmes
LordBaneFallen 3 months ago
fuckin Lawrence!
cereal343 4 months ago 2
I named it square 3:38
Knuck1e5 4 months ago
fuck you lawrence
MrSolomobl 4 months ago 11
the graffiti at 0:53 is hilarious...makes no sense but still soo good
DashDart 4 months ago
@DashDart Yay for being a nerd and understanding this lol. It's impossible to solve.
danielostler 4 months ago
@danielostler the answer is 42.
spudo303 4 months ago
@spudo303 lol :3
danielostler 4 months ago
That toast looks pretty good
maliputate 4 months ago
will dis help me with maths
adamsbuzzin 4 months ago
I nearly made it through an advanced math degree, but forever failed to remember to set my caluclator to ""maths". It's a shame I'll carry through this life, and the next, and the next, until I return as an elephant free of both calculators and forgetfulness.
thesurrationalone 4 months ago 41
@thesurrationalone cassablanca
WelshProductionCo 3 months ago
3:44 poop
virus1ish 4 months ago
WHY THE FCK DO U NEED RAZOR BLADES IN YOUR PENCIL CASE... ARE U FCKING EMO???
ashasher 4 months ago
@ashasher I want to know who the hell has a ruler that fucking short?!
Eleglas 4 months ago
troll science. THIS IS THE SOURCE
spartan4821 4 months ago
Oh shit! My school really needs that computerized toast-system.
ITTMoses 4 months ago 2
chapter 3.1415926 of your text book
DeluxeWarPlaya 4 months ago
Why is Queen Elisabeth IV and V older than Elizabeth III?
TheOfficialCategory5 4 months ago
@TheOfficialCategory5 Maybe it's showing their age at death.
psyne0 4 months ago
for an AMAZING way to speed up your mental maths visit my channel or search 'AMAZING MATH TRICK your teachers HID from you'
TheMeGenius 5 months ago
I want a computerized toaster system!
fuzzytron 5 months ago
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ObscureAlchemist 5 months ago
I think I was trolled..?
SuperAldo94 5 months ago
why do the ladies want to buy spiders again?
blehfish 5 months ago
wtf
NoMartha 5 months ago 2
Really? Chapter 3.1415926? Chapter Pi?
thevisualboy37 5 months ago 4
@thevisualboy37 That's what I thought! Some serious trolling going on here, 80s style
silca6 5 months ago
Lol shouldn't the ages of the Queens be switched?
blapa380 5 months ago 4
The final takes place in Nottingham on April the 4th of September.
Cubbies1988 6 months ago
@ Problem 2: They only have enough change left for three stops. Sorry, ladies.
sdkudrgn99 6 months ago
I love how Queen Elizabeth III is the youngest, and Queen Elizabeth V is the oldest!
ediblebatteries 6 months ago
Hilarious stuff. Plus, there's a bottle of Michelle at 1:02 :D
RailWolf7306 6 months ago
My calculator only has Arts.
forallpurposesonly 6 months ago 2
10 PRINT "lol";
20 GOTO 10
RUN
murd3rkitty 6 months ago
The probability is perhaps (1/40)(1/4040)(1/4040), right?
717i 6 months ago
@717i You best be trollin'
TBAWazzock 6 months ago
@717i no because queen elizabeth the 5th has infinite dresses, therefore the probbability is 0
i8aplpi 6 months ago
@i8aplpi ah, I thought wrongly that it could only transform into the dresses of the other women.
717i 6 months ago
@i8aplpi The probability cannot be 0 because that would imply that of all the infinite dresses that can be made it could never be the same as the other dresses, which is clearly false. What you're looking for is the term "undefined", because infinity is itself "undefined". There is no value that can be substituted for the symbol infinity for the purpose of evaluating probability that is not infinitely smaller than an infinite number of other, larger values.
johnPMthompson 5 months ago
@johnPMthompson Actually, a probability of 0 doesn't mean that an event is impossible.
Probability is a measure, and a non-empty set (of events) can still have a measure of zero.
In the same way, a point has a length of zero, and yet it is not nothing.
A surface has a volume of zero, but it is not nothing.
StupidUsernameRestri 5 months ago
jean is taller than imhotep
and imhotep is taller than jean.
mfw
warwize 6 months ago
6:55 IT'S SIMON PEGG!
DuesEstNonsanus 6 months ago
Wait!!! Chapter Pi?????
i love this show!
jvbrown1995 6 months ago
IT'S A FUCKING CIRCLE!!!!
OL1V3R666 6 months ago
@1:18 I lose my shit.
elendraug 6 months ago
queen elizabeth the 3rd is fit
MrJazzman1239 6 months ago
I hated math, all subjects, but this entire video had me side-cliffing on my chair, swinging back and forth whilst stomping viciously on the floor!!! x'D
CaMote558 6 months ago
Britfag video
Sage
scimath42 6 months ago
@scimath42 >implying you can sage on youtube, inb4 it was just symbolical
anyway, /sci/entist?
yannbane 6 months ago
Shouldn't queen Elizabeth the 3rd be older than the 4th and fifth?
Miras3455 6 months ago
@Miras3455 LAY has a lot of nonsensical answers. So funny.
grahamcrackerpiano 6 months ago
April the 4th, of September. hahahaha
evomination 6 months ago
I didn't know what kongregate was, so I searched it. Now I know what it is. :)
IHazACarrot 6 months ago
I swear that shape at 3:35 is a circle? or like an oval .. tbh it doesnt even matter that computer looks shit haha we've jsut got brand new Hp's
amrizzlenyash 7 months ago
@amrizzlenyash Please tell me that this comment was serious
Adam27X 6 months ago
I want toast now
ScrewLimbBizkit 7 months ago
That guard at the party was Simon Pegg, wasn't he?
twistingvalley 7 months ago 3
@twistingvalley Was just about to call it myself.
rustechstudio 6 months ago
i love how he flies and the woman is just on her way like its nothing, takes place on april the fourth in september, and razor blades are required for maths
uchihasi 7 months ago
How can you combine eight eights to make 1000?
Jessielearabbit 7 months ago
@Jessielearabbit add them together
beorbel 7 months ago
The second problem's art-style reminds me of a
puzzle, from a well-known, gentlemanly game.
mayumiai55 7 months ago
rim tim sent me
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HARTPOINTER1 8 months ago
I love the clip of the cats fighting for no reason at all.
Obain 8 months ago 3
During this whole thing, which I had never seen before, I was thinking, I know this kind of humor... who was it that did this kind of shit? Suddenly the great Peter Serafinowicz appears in the mirror at 8:15!
elchafa 8 months ago
In the queens bit, it's impossible for the 5th to be older than the 4th and the 3rd.
elchafa 8 months ago
@elchafa well lets just say that the in the 3rd's time they invented anti-aging pills, then the 4th started taking them but after one found out she was allergic, so she was older than 3rd, then in the 5th's time, they decided that people should age, and the pills were banned. happy?
misspoppylol 8 months ago
@misspoppylol Logic always wins, thanks for opening my eyes :)
elchafa 8 months ago
@elchafa What part of "It's the future" don't you understand?
DeadlyGrim 8 months ago
thumbs up for Simon Pegg at 6:55!
x64hitcombo 8 months ago 55
@x64hitcombo Yes! I thought it was him when I glimpsed it, but then I thought 'Nah, Simon Pegg wouldn't be in this, I won't go back and check.' I'm glad you did.
AlexJ1 8 months ago
@x64hitcombo Holy shit! :0
Olemguy 4 months ago
Why would Queen Elizabeth the 5th be older than the 3rd?
djembadj 8 months ago
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BuNEeTZ0RRR 8 months ago
Good grief, takes you back, retro observation, Tick ticky tock... Out of the box. 1 tenth of a penny if you can connect that reference.... Brilliant though, hats off.
Jumbiedesign 8 months ago
Chapter Pi
matafuko 8 months ago
Is that a Simon Pegg cameo? This video has everything!
smog311 8 months ago
When they mentioned "think of the largest number", I thought of Graham's number.
problem, shitty video? 45 billion my ass.
ryder187mac 9 months ago
@ryder187mac LOL you know it's a joke right? no one actually thinks the largest number is 45 billion =P this video isn't shitty it's weird and hilarious
pixelfish0 8 months ago
@pixelfish0 Yeah I know it's a joke, but the parody is well made so I'm afraid some people may interpret it as fact, you know, with all the people around watching this :d
ryder187mac 8 months ago
I love how the chapter for Maths are the first seven digits of Pi
SSJ4Yujiro 9 months ago 2
Please be very careful and think twice about watching this clip, it is dangerous. I nearly died when watching it.
GowanBray 9 months ago
Imhotep. For some reason that alone makes me laugh.
Cazz814 9 months ago
Jean is shorter than Brutus, but taller than Imhotep
Imhotep is taller than Jean, but shorter than Lord Scotland
Lord Scotland is twice the height of Jean and Brutus combined, but only a tenth of the height of Millsy
Millsy is at a constant height of (x - y)
If Jean stands exactly 1 nautical mile away from Lord Scotland, how tall is Imhotep?
VidSir 9 months ago 3
@VidSir Imhotep is invisible.
evilegg288 9 months ago
@ npeacock724 Are you serious!!!! Its a complete mictake you idiot, its called comic genious
Cybershock911 9 months ago
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER!
ludicrousitymegan 9 months ago
lol numbers are limited to infinity, so why did he say 45000000000?
npeacock724 9 months ago
@npeacock724 Numbers can't be limited to infinity otherwise they wouldn't be infinite. Infinte is equal to a drunkarn 8, so the biggest number is 8 when it is drunk. Simple.
Fuzzywhynotry 8 months ago
a circle was only invented 40 years ago?
Gandalfnog1 9 months ago
Chapter 3.1415926 of your textbook? Anyone? XD
somethingesoteric 9 months ago 3
My favourite part was 0:00 to 8:47
DrKennethNoisewater7 10 months ago
queen elizabeth the fifth is lady gaga
shelbyvo 10 months ago
Stop fighting now.
pockypurse 10 months ago
2:01 666 6=goodbye
Shadowkiller013 10 months ago
the guard at the queens banquet was simon pegg
jannerick2 10 months ago 4
The ladies are actually 288 pence short.
hippy263 10 months ago 40
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bedbug1991 6 months ago
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RipleySawzen 10 months ago
look at the url; =False
GENIUSGT 10 months ago
razors to cut your self in class.
justinsgiirl280 10 months ago
Troll on! Troll on! Troll until your dreams come truee-ueee!
TurkeyForSale 10 months ago
LOL AT BOTTLE LABELED "METHS"
iamadamantium 10 months ago
Fridge Brilliance: in order for Imhotep to be both taller and shorter than Jean, he must not exist. Therefore, he can be considered invisible. The surprise answer at the end of the episode actually makes (at least some sort of) sense!
trustnoone81 11 months ago 2
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ThroughRock 11 months ago
@ThroughRock Oh God -_-
Please, please tell me you're joking. Please. If not, then...
THIS IS A JOKE! IT'S NOT A REAL EDUCATIONAL VIDEO! FOR THE LOVE OF FLAMING CRAP, HOW COULD YOU THINK THIS IS MEANT TO BE SERIOUS?! NOTHING IN THE VIDEO MAKES SENSE!
Dumb American! XD
ToxicTurquoise454 11 months ago 4
@ToxicTurquoise454 Please don't over generalize by saying that intelligence is directly correlated to the country you're from. It isn't, although I admit it does play a role because of the education system. Which is shitty in some states, not all Americans are retarded. I in fact fucking loves these videos.
itm13 11 months ago
@itm13 No don't worry, I'm aware most Americans are smart. It's just a stereotype. But ThroughRock's comment is ridiculous, I mean look at it! It's hard to believe that he actually didn't get that this was a joke. And he called Britain one of the world's dumbest countries, that is sad...
ToxicTurquoise454 10 months ago
@ToxicTurquoise454 Hahaha I don't think that even I would go as far as to say most Americans, but yes you're correct. Britain certainly isn't even in the running for dumbest country and if throughrock isn't joking then he is seriously uneducated and obviously doesn't appreciate this wholesome brand of humor.
itm13 10 months ago
@ThroughRock Please say you're joking D:
OscarApollo 10 months ago
@ThroughRock A real American would not say "maths", as we call it "math" for short. Nice try, though.
thrash77581 10 months ago
@thrash77581 Also wouldn't a real American (i.e. a good American) say nice things about us British? You know, the Special Relationship and such. We don't hate each other. Never have.
I'd say he's definitely a troll trying to stir up a retarded UK vs US flame war like on national anthem videos (they are INFESTED with trolls). I can't stand it when they do that because some people fucking believe it's true. And look, he made his channel invisible so we can't send him hate messages >:(
YellowLickilickyXL 10 months ago
@YellowLickilickyXL It depends on the American. I've heard plenty of rude comments from Brits about Americans also. I've never heard any American say "maths", though.
Yes, he's obviously a troll. His use of the word "maths" when pretending to be American gave him away.
thrash77581 10 months ago
@thrash77581 Wait... are you saying he isn't American? Oh... I thought when you said "real" American you meant like how an American would usually act.
YellowLickilickyXL 10 months ago
@YellowLickilickyXL I'm saying that in my 31 years, through 12 years of public school and all of college, I've never heard an American say "maths". The only people I've ever heard say that are Europeans. We just say "math".
So, yes, I suspect that he's pretending to be an American to make us look stupid or ignorant. I have a hard time believing that anyone could watch that whole video and think it was real, also.
thrash77581 10 months ago
@YellowLickilickyXL
more invisible than Imhotep?
tmcgov13 10 months ago
32 people don't see the maths
draven301 11 months ago
sounds like hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!!
NatapixAS 11 months ago
@NatapixAS Peter Serafinowicz is the voice of the Guide in the radio version of "And Another Thing."
jakooboo147 11 months ago
Thumbs down if you hate this sort of comment requesting that you push a button.
shizzertainment 11 months ago 2
uh-oh i left my anti-garry gum at home.
doman231 11 months ago
is that Simon Pegg @6:55 ?
elmuhaerte 11 months ago
@elmuhaerte yo actually it is Simon Pegg :D
imdb.com/title/tt0358323/fullcredits#cast
he's listed on the credits as "Handsome Man"
LOL :-)
elmuhaerte 11 months ago
I feel like this video was made in 1940 - 1970 or something.
Axlkill 11 months ago
@Axlkill
There's a chance that this is because it was made as a spoof of 1970s Open University shows. Just a slim chance, mind.
KaitainCPS 11 months ago
@Axlkill Early 2000s, actually! They spent £800,000 authentically producing each episode. That's the largest number they could think of.
applephilia 11 months ago
Simon Pegg!
coal87 11 months ago
If you have to ask, you don't get the joke ...
Guardian978 11 months ago
Please someone tell me this video is a joke...
ThroughRock 11 months ago
Are these people on drugs?
00bean00 11 months ago 2
@00bean00 They're on maths.
xPatrickHimselfx 11 months ago 7
I love maths!
triggerman602 11 months ago 2
I just learned so much maths.
GenericJB 11 months ago 3
Queen Elizabeth the third is pretty hot in this.
cubfan531 11 months ago 5
Thumbs up if you knew about Look Around You before all this weird kongregate shit.
TheCallingEmbraces 11 months ago 135
@TheCallingEmbraces unfunny
R3troguy 10 months ago
@R3troguy nice
folklorette 10 months ago
@TheCallingEmbraces What the hell is kongregate shit?
darknessofkrish 8 months ago 4
@TheCallingEmbraces omg you're so cool.
eabod 7 months ago
I'm coming up with a name for that shape. I WANT THAT COMPUTERIZED TOAST SYSTEM.
cubfan531 11 months ago 2
Queen Elizabeth 3rd is younger than Queen Elizabeth the 5th. Hmm...
cda1117 11 months ago 3
thumbs up if you were NOT redirected here by some shit
AllToastesToastToast 11 months ago 353
@AllToastesToastToast unfunny
R3troguy 10 months ago
@R3troguy nice
folklorette 10 months ago
yeah whatever
AllToastesToastToast 9 months ago
@AllToastesToastToast no
R3troguy 9 months ago
yes
fag
AllToastesToastToast 9 months ago
@AllToastesToastToast no
you cigarette
R3troguy 9 months ago
@AllToastesToastToast Stop Fighting...Now
Stop Writing...Now
SparkamusPrime7 9 months ago
@AllToastesToastToast i was redirected here by my brother, he obviously knew what he was doing
misspoppylol 8 months ago
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surangagayan99 11 months ago
the calculator could be set to "stun"
^^
ekuurhelper 11 months ago 3
...why was this on kongregate??
pimpeagles 11 months ago
@pimpeagles Our achievement setter Greg likes putting links to not-so-random videos in the full stops at the end of his sentences in said achievements.
Minnakht23 11 months ago
Is that Simon Pegg at 7:00 ?
declan44charlie0 11 months ago 3
@declan44charlie0 yes it is
gerd1022 11 months ago
Ha, Kong did get me here, but I have this on DVD. My science teacher gave it to me.
I love Peter Serafinowicz.
popkkskall 11 months ago