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  • 10 PRINT LOOK AT THOSE NIGGERS VANDALIZING THAT BUILDING

    20 GOTO 10

  • cosmoid

  • Why is Queen Elizabeth the Third younger than QE5? Surely it should be the other way? SO MUCH TROLL SCIENCE!

  • everyone set your calculators to stun!

  • its math by the HHGTTG

  • wait, Simon Pegg?

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  • Thanks, maths. Thaths.

  • My cat heard the fight at 7:38 and raced over to the patio door, looking to see where the action is. He's very upset!

  • more fun than flying?, computerized toast system? i was born in the wrong age!

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  • loving the setting of STUN on the calculator for problem three (Y)

  • 39 People couldn't see Imhotep.

  • umm....queen Elizabeth the 3 would be the oldest

  • Was shouting CIRCLE at the screen like a madman.

  • QUEEN LIZ 3RD WOULD DEFO GET IT

  • I AM IMHOTEP.

  • 45 billion? Insane. Everyone knows that 24 is the highest number.

  • What you talking 'bout willis?

  • I want a look around you pencil. I should have participated in that music quiz :(

  • WTF is this Lawrence

  • ...the fuck is this?

  • @NuclearWafflez its a pisstake of British educational programmes

  • fuckin Lawrence!

  • I named it square 3:38

  • fuck you lawrence

  • the graffiti at 0:53 is hilarious...makes no sense but still soo good

  • @DashDart Yay for being a nerd and understanding this lol. It's impossible to solve.

  • @danielostler the answer is 42.

  • @spudo303 lol :3

  • That toast looks pretty good

  • will dis help me with maths

  • I nearly made it through an advanced math degree, but forever failed to remember to set my caluclator to ""maths". It's a shame I'll carry through this life, and the next, and the next, until I return as an elephant free of both calculators and forgetfulness.

  • @thesurrationalone cassablanca

  • 3:44 poop

  • WHY THE FCK DO U NEED RAZOR BLADES IN YOUR PENCIL CASE... ARE U FCKING EMO???

  • @ashasher I want to know who the hell has a ruler that fucking short?!

  • troll science. THIS IS THE SOURCE

  • Oh shit! My school really needs that computerized toast-system.

  • chapter 3.1415926 of your text book

  • Why is Queen Elisabeth IV and V older than Elizabeth III?

  • @TheOfficialCategory5  Maybe it's showing their age at death.

  • for an AMAZING way to speed up your mental maths visit my channel or search 'AMAZING MATH TRICK your teachers HID from you'

  • I want a computerized toaster system!

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  • I think I was trolled..?

  • why do the ladies want to buy spiders again?

  • wtf

  • Really? Chapter 3.1415926? Chapter Pi?

  • @thevisualboy37 That's what I thought! Some serious trolling going on here, 80s style

  • Lol shouldn't the ages of the Queens be switched?

  • The final takes place in Nottingham on April the 4th of September.

  • @ Problem 2: They only have enough change left for three stops. Sorry, ladies.

  • I love how Queen Elizabeth III is the youngest, and Queen Elizabeth V is the oldest!

  • Hilarious stuff. Plus, there's a bottle of Michelle at 1:02 :D

  • My calculator only has Arts.

  • 10 PRINT "lol";

    20 GOTO 10

    RUN

  • The probability is perhaps (1/40)(1/4040)(1/4040), right?

  • @717i You best be trollin'

  • @717i no because queen elizabeth the 5th has infinite dresses, therefore the probbability is 0

  • @i8aplpi ah, I thought wrongly that it could only transform into the dresses of the other women.

  • @i8aplpi The probability cannot be 0 because that would imply that of all the infinite dresses that can be made it could never be the same as the other dresses, which is clearly false. What you're looking for is the term "undefined", because infinity is itself "undefined". There is no value that can be substituted for the symbol infinity for the purpose of evaluating probability that is not infinitely smaller than an infinite number of other, larger values.

  • @johnPMthompson Actually, a probability of 0 doesn't mean that an event is impossible.

    Probability is a measure, and a non-empty set (of events) can still have a measure of zero.

    In the same way, a point has a length of zero, and yet it is not nothing.

    A surface has a volume of zero, but it is not nothing.

  • jean is taller than imhotep

    and imhotep is taller than jean.

    mfw

  • 6:55 IT'S SIMON PEGG!

  • Wait!!! Chapter Pi?????

    i love this show!

  • IT'S A FUCKING CIRCLE!!!!

  • @1:18 I lose my shit.

  • queen elizabeth the 3rd is fit

  • I hated math, all subjects, but this entire video had me side-cliffing on my chair, swinging back and forth whilst stomping viciously on the floor!!! x'D

  • Britfag video

    Sage

  • @scimath42 >implying you can sage on youtube, inb4 it was just symbolical

    anyway, /sci/entist?

  • Shouldn't queen Elizabeth the 3rd be older than the 4th and fifth?

  • @Miras3455 LAY has a lot of nonsensical answers. So funny.

  • April the 4th, of September. hahahaha

  • I didn't know what kongregate was, so I searched it. Now I know what it is. :)

  • I swear that shape at 3:35 is a circle? or like an oval .. tbh it doesnt even matter that computer looks shit haha we've jsut got brand new Hp's

  • @amrizzlenyash Please tell me that this comment was serious

  • I want toast now

  • That guard at the party was Simon Pegg, wasn't he?

  • @twistingvalley Was just about to call it myself.

  • i love how he flies and the woman is just on her way like its nothing, takes place on april the fourth in september, and razor blades are required for maths

  • How can you combine eight eights to make 1000?

  • @Jessielearabbit add them together

  • The second problem's art-style reminds me of a

    puzzle, from a well-known, gentlemanly game.

  • rim tim sent me

  • I love the clip of the cats fighting for no reason at all.

  • During this whole thing, which I had never seen before, I was thinking, I know this kind of humor... who was it that did this kind of shit? Suddenly the great Peter Serafinowicz appears in the mirror at 8:15!

  • In the queens bit, it's impossible for the 5th to be older than the 4th and the 3rd.

  • @elchafa well lets just say that the in the 3rd's time they invented anti-aging pills, then the 4th started taking them but after one found out she was allergic, so she was older than 3rd, then in the 5th's time, they decided that people should age, and the pills were banned. happy?

  • @misspoppylol Logic always wins, thanks for opening my eyes :)

  • @elchafa What part of "It's the future" don't you understand?

  • thumbs up for Simon Pegg at 6:55!

  • @x64hitcombo Yes! I thought it was him when I glimpsed it, but then I thought 'Nah, Simon Pegg wouldn't be in this, I won't go back and check.' I'm glad you did.

  • @x64hitcombo Holy shit! :0

  • Why would Queen Elizabeth the 5th be older than the 3rd?

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  • Good grief, takes you back, retro observation, Tick ticky tock... Out of the box. 1 tenth of a penny if you can connect that reference.... Brilliant though, hats off.

  • Chapter Pi

  • Is that a Simon Pegg cameo? This video has everything!

  • When they mentioned "think of the largest number", I thought of Graham's number.

    problem, shitty video? 45 billion my ass.

  • @ryder187mac LOL you know it's a joke right? no one actually thinks the largest number is 45 billion =P this video isn't shitty it's weird and hilarious

  • @pixelfish0 Yeah I know it's a joke, but the parody is well made so I'm afraid some people may interpret it as fact, you know, with all the people around watching this :d

  • I love how the chapter for Maths are the first seven digits of Pi

  • Please be very careful and think twice about watching this clip, it is dangerous. I nearly died when watching it.

  • Imhotep. For some reason that alone makes me laugh.

  • Jean is shorter than Brutus, but taller than Imhotep

    Imhotep is taller than Jean, but shorter than Lord Scotland

    Lord Scotland is twice the height of Jean and Brutus combined, but only a tenth of the height of Millsy

    Millsy is at a constant height of (x - y)

    If Jean stands exactly 1 nautical mile away from Lord Scotland, how tall is Imhotep?

  • @VidSir Imhotep is invisible.

  • @ npeacock724 Are you serious!!!! Its a complete mictake you idiot, its called comic genious

  • THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER!

  • lol numbers are limited to infinity, so why did he say 45000000000?

  • @npeacock724 Numbers can't be limited to infinity otherwise they wouldn't be infinite. Infinte is equal to a drunkarn 8, so the biggest number is 8 when it is drunk. Simple.

  • a circle was only invented 40 years ago?

  • Chapter 3.1415926 of your textbook? Anyone? XD

  • My favourite part was 0:00 to 8:47

  • queen elizabeth the fifth is lady gaga

  • Stop fighting now.

  • 2:01 666 6=goodbye

  • the guard at the queens banquet was simon pegg

  • The ladies are actually 288 pence short.

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  • look at the url; =False

  • razors to cut your self in class.

  • Troll on! Troll on! Troll until your dreams come truee-ueee!

  • LOL AT BOTTLE LABELED "METHS"

  • Fridge Brilliance: in order for Imhotep to be both taller and shorter than Jean, he must not exist. Therefore, he can be considered invisible. The surprise answer at the end of the episode actually makes (at least some sort of) sense!

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  • @ThroughRock Oh God -_-

    Please, please tell me you're joking. Please. If not, then...

    THIS IS A JOKE! IT'S NOT A REAL EDUCATIONAL VIDEO! FOR THE LOVE OF FLAMING CRAP, HOW COULD YOU THINK THIS IS MEANT TO BE SERIOUS?! NOTHING IN THE VIDEO MAKES SENSE!

    Dumb American! XD

  • @ToxicTurquoise454 Please don't over generalize by saying that intelligence is directly correlated to the country you're from. It isn't, although I admit it does play a role because of the education system. Which is shitty in some states, not all Americans are retarded. I in fact fucking loves these videos.

  • @itm13 No don't worry, I'm aware most Americans are smart. It's just a stereotype. But ThroughRock's comment is ridiculous, I mean look at it! It's hard to believe that he actually didn't get that this was a joke. And he called Britain one of the world's dumbest countries, that is sad...

  • @ToxicTurquoise454 Hahaha I don't think that even I would go as far as to say most Americans, but yes you're correct. Britain certainly isn't even in the running for dumbest country and if throughrock isn't joking then he is seriously uneducated and obviously doesn't appreciate this wholesome brand of humor.

  • @ThroughRock Please say you're joking D:

  • @ThroughRock A real American would not say "maths", as we call it "math" for short. Nice try, though.

  • @thrash77581 Also wouldn't a real American (i.e. a good American) say nice things about us British? You know, the Special Relationship and such. We don't hate each other. Never have.

    I'd say he's definitely a troll trying to stir up a retarded UK vs US flame war like on national anthem videos (they are INFESTED with trolls). I can't stand it when they do that because some people fucking believe it's true. And look, he made his channel invisible so we can't send him hate messages >:(

  • @YellowLickilickyXL It depends on the American. I've heard plenty of rude comments from Brits about Americans also. I've never heard any American say "maths", though.

    Yes, he's obviously a troll. His use of the word "maths" when pretending to be American gave him away.

  • @thrash77581 Wait... are you saying he isn't American? Oh... I thought when you said "real" American you meant like how an American would usually act.

  • @YellowLickilickyXL I'm saying that in my 31 years, through 12 years of public school and all of college, I've never heard an American say "maths". The only people I've ever heard say that are Europeans. We just say "math".

    So, yes, I suspect that he's pretending to be an American to make us look stupid or ignorant. I have a hard time believing that anyone could watch that whole video and think it was real, also.

  • @YellowLickilickyXL

    more invisible than Imhotep?

  • 32 people don't see the maths

  • sounds like hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!!

  • @NatapixAS Peter Serafinowicz is the voice of the Guide in the radio version of "And Another Thing."

  • Thumbs down if you hate this sort of comment requesting that you push a button.

  • uh-oh i left my anti-garry gum at home.

  • is that Simon Pegg @6:55 ?

  • @elmuhaerte yo actually it is Simon Pegg :D

    imdb.com/title/tt0358323/fullc­redits#cast

    he's listed on the credits as "Handsome Man"

    LOL :-)

  • I feel like this video was made in 1940 - 1970 or something.

  • @Axlkill

    There's a chance that this is because it was made as a spoof of 1970s Open University shows. Just a slim chance, mind.

  • @Axlkill Early 2000s, actually! They spent £800,000 authentically producing each episode. That's the largest number they could think of.

  • Simon Pegg!

  • If you have to ask, you don't get the joke ...

  • Please someone tell me this video is a joke...

  • Are these people on drugs?

  • @00bean00 They're on maths.

  • I love maths!

  • I just learned so much maths.

  • Queen Elizabeth the third is pretty hot in this.

  • Thumbs up if you knew about Look Around You before all this weird kongregate shit.

  • @TheCallingEmbraces unfunny

  • @R3troguy nice

  • @TheCallingEmbraces What the hell is kongregate shit?

  • @TheCallingEmbraces omg you're so cool.

  • I'm coming up with a name for that shape. I WANT THAT COMPUTERIZED TOAST SYSTEM.

  • Queen Elizabeth 3rd is younger than Queen Elizabeth the 5th. Hmm...

  • thumbs up if you were NOT redirected here by some shit

  • @R3troguy nice

  • yeah whatever

  • yes

    fag

  • @AllToastesToastToast no

    you cigarette

  • @AllToastesToastToast Stop Fighting...Now

    Stop Writing...Now

    

  • @AllToastesToastToast i was redirected here by my brother, he obviously knew what he was doing

  • the calculator could be set to "stun"

    ^^

  • ...why was this on kongregate??

  • @pimpeagles Our achievement setter Greg likes putting links to not-so-random videos in the full stops at the end of his sentences in said achievements.

  • Is that Simon Pegg at 7:00 ?

  • @declan44charlie0 yes it is

  • Ha, Kong did get me here, but I have this on DVD. My science teacher gave it to me.

    I love Peter Serafinowicz.