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  • lol

  • so...what exactly does the torture table do?

  • @mlgp7223 It's an interogation room.

  • @MrRo330 That doesn't answer my question... does it shock him, jab him, burn him, what?

  • ROFL! Very very funny.

  • The only difference is that I WAS permanently damaged!

  • haha

    

  • TURN IT OFF

  • holy shit why did they change Boba Fetts voice ... it sounds like shit now, the whole concept of Jango Fett and his lil kid son Boba was a fucking joke !!!

  • @disengagejam It wasn't his son it was a clone that hadn't been given anything to make him grow up faster.

  • missa hope no more jar jar in episode 4,5 and 6 . please Lucas missa don´t like Jar jar . missa thinks jar jar not funny

  • excellent . I feel exactly the same - jar jar and the snotty littleAnakin made me sick and ruined the star wars series . I just hope to god Lucas won´t incorporate jar jar and more cgi and nooooo in the next special edition of episode 4 5 and 6

  • vader: " he will not be permantly damaged".....  I was.

  • Oh poor Han. Maybe the device's video contains footage of a CGI-alienskull and nuked firdge, too. That will explain the horrible sreams.

  • that shits funny!!!

  • He's really just looking at a piece of paper with 'Greedo shot first. Love, George Lucas' written on it

  • lol what a day brightener, got to love the Phantom Menace and Crystal Skull's reputation for being bad.

  • i liked all of the movies

  • idc i liked starwars 1

  • Why does everyone hate the prequels, they we're really good and got kids into star wars.

  • @NiceAndSmooth247 Yeah I agree. Idk about the kids part though. I mean, no one complained about 2 and 3, only 1.

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja I complained about 2. Poor acting by anakin. The movie had kinda cheesy lines too. It didn't feel authentic.

  • @22dab95 Okay, on that part yeah.

  • @TheAwesomeDarkNinja Lots of people complained about 2, and 3 isn't as popular as the original trilogy. Hayden Christensen can't act at all, and the romance scenes are fucking awful. No chemistry between him and Natalie Portman. The writing's godawful, and the special effects are pedestrian. And there's hours upon hours of the most boring fucking senate meetings and redundant politics imaginable. IMO 2 is worse than 1. At least The Phantom Menace is entertaining for kids.

  • i back your comment 100% . episodes 1, 2, and 3 are shit compared to the original 4,5 and 6 . problem is Lucas is destroying them with all this remakes , changes cgi´s so that they all interconnect with each other

  • @NiceAndSmooth247

    Yeah, nothing makes a great kids' movie like watching Dooku get his arms and head chopped off, and Anakin getting his legs and arm chopped off and set on fire and his face melting.

  • @NiceAndSmooth247 Because they are fucking terrible... They completely destroyed Anakins character, made no fucking sence, the plot work only cause everyone acts like an idiot, Jar Jar Binks, bad acting, MOTHERFUCKING MIDICHLORIANS WTF!!!, characters we dont care abou ect.

  • oh thank god....i thought i was gonna get rick rolled

  • Lexi Belle's favorite movie is Attack of the Clones. Shit, that's good enough proof the prequels don't suck for me (she's a pornstar, btw). Though Revenge is my personal favorite. However, the best Star Wars series HAS to be The Old Republic games.

  • @thatonedude243 you get your cinema critiques and reviews from a porn star? No wonder you like Episode three. IT HAD THOSE FUNNY DROIDS THAT SLIPPED ON OIL AND FELL DOWN AND SAID FUNNY THINGS LOL!

  • vader planned also to froze luke skywalker and transport him to emperor palpatine (darth sidious) for sith training or cooperation against his master but that didn't happen

  • freaking awesome the prequels suck

  • I disagree with Vader's statement that "he will not be permanently damaged".

  • I love the prequals..

  • Now that was just uncalled for.

  • OK prequel haters...please stop considering people that the prequels are crap!!!...i mean i watched the originals and the prequels and i think all of them were good so if you respect the other opinions then please stop writing comments about episode I and besides everyone watched RedLetterMedia's Review it was soo funny but i don't argue with him about episode I for GODSAKE PEOPLE!!!

  • @AboAbdulable I couldn't care less about the other opinions, the prequels did suck and that's just a scientifically proven fact.

  • @Rygith OK dude if you think the prequels ruined the franchise then please keep your mouth shut and enjoy the originals...GOD!!!

  • yeah but the originals are being ruined with CGI dinosaurs , ships and noooooooooo

  • @DBNIGHT Well thankgod i watched the originals with the original versions :D

  • @DBNIGHT And btw most of the changes of the originals were lucas's finest mistake!!!

  • @Rygith And sure that the prequels had some bad acting and cheesy lines but despite that it's not that bad and i didn't say i hate the originals is there anyone who does??...so why you're mad i like the originals and the prequels you can't change my mind to hate the prequels!!!

  • the only thing that was good out of episode 1 were darth maul,qui-gon,the podrace and duel of the fates. the rest was absolute trash! [with a few good bits here and there]

  • @teletubbykiller54 Also the droidekas, gungan-droid battle, every part with Qui-gon & Obi Wan shittin on battle droids. Overall the special effects were the tits all you haters can go f.uck yourselves.

  • @Peanoob And that's why so many people hate ep 1-3... the effects. You nailed it. What else could possible affect the quality of a movie series? All us haters were waiting around for a good story. What were we all thinking? Glad you're here to point out the important shit like that.

  • "Are you an angel?"

    "Turn It Off! Turn It Off! Off! Turn It Off!"

  • NO NOT EPISODE 1 ANYTHING BUT THAT!! NO!!!!!!!!

  • the orignal starwars movies are way fucking better. i grew up watching them on FOX home VHS 1992 haha

  • At least Vader didn't make him watch the awful romance scene between him & Padme from Ep2, when they were on the couch on Naboo. Probably the worst scene in all of the Star Wars movies.

  • Oh my god. Episode 1 wasnt that fucking bad...

  • Alright, I get it, the prequels were nowhere near as good as the Original Trilogy, but they are what they are. And I don't think they were bad. I actually liked them. Sure, Lloyd wasn't the best actor, and sure, Jar Jar wasn't necessary, but they were still over all good movies. And they are what they are, and there's no changing it.

  • @JAXTERWARS27 Episode 3 was the shit man, beat the 4-6

  • @jalarm27 Episode 3 was phenomenal, but the first three (4, 5, 6) were the best. They just have... a certain feeling to them. It's something more than a movie. The same goes for the prequels, but the feeling the Original Trilogy has is... unbeatable. 

  • @jalarm27 u are correct sir! 2 was excellent as well and 1 was weaker but SITH is hands down the best. only fools who are incapable of seperating their nostalgia from reality fail to see this point.

  • han should have been forced to watch the christmas special

  • LMAO its soo true!

  • Would have been funnier if it ended at 30 seconds, but seriously, fucking great video.

  • i don't get it...

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  • @ChrisRobTV yeah, but vader's helmit was so shiny!

  • @abobjenkins yeah but what i mean is a new hope isnt better than the revenge of the sith or clone wars

  • @ChrisRobTV Well, at least he wanted to be clean. Must have used lots of turtle wax...

  • @ChrisRobTV The original movie sucked? That's why it was a box office smash and a pioneer for visual effects, with a fantastic cast and script. Yeh it sucked, I'd much rather watch the worst actor possible playing Anakin, who had the passion and acting skills of a plank of wood, to mention the worst script I've ever seen. I love lightsabers flying around like match sticks too.....

  • @ChrisRobTV Which shows you know absolutly nothing of Star Wars, nore the people you are commenting about. Seeming the prequals where written at the same time as the orginals. It was intended to be 1 long story, but due to obvious time limits and budgets and the overall story arc and such it was decided to make the last part of the story first. Here's a idea, go read the books. Seeming not even with the latest movies the whole story is told.

  • I don't know it anyone notices but he was still screaming while vader and fett were talking.

  • I dont get it. 

  • As much love as I have for the prequel films, I must admit that most of the love scenes are just plain painful to watch.

    "You're so...beautiful."

    "Only because I'm SO in love."

    "No...it's because I'm so in love with you."

    Really?

  • Han Solo got Marsellus Wallace'd!

  • as much as i love all the star wars's, this video is still just genius!

  • @monkeymuchacho Nah lego Han solo was already tortured by that.

  • @monkeymuchacho or rebecca black LOL

  • @monkeymuchacho HAHAHA. I can fully understand that being torture.

  • Boba Fett's original voice is much better

  • @shawnmeboy

    Original Boba sounded like he had a frog in his throat, Temuera Morrison rocks!

  • Vader showed some mercy, he didn't make him watch the love scenes from Attack Of The Clones.

  • @stepherd82 That would have been self incriminating being Vader was "in" those scenes. That would be like some one you hate finding your high school year book photo's. You know, the one that had that picture of you with the chop sticks poking out of your nose?

    : )

  • Is it true that Anakin Skywalker showed a little Darth Vader foreshadowing by beating up Greedo in his cameo on that deleted scene?

  • After playing Homeworld and Dawn of War, I realized that Star Wars should look even better than those two video games put together. The direction Lucas was going with the prequels is that he wanted to make everything as alien and perfect as possible, especially humans! I can truely respect the prequels for that matter. In addition, I like the overall storyline of the prequels, too, but see them as a setup for the originals.

  • @SirGabriel2076 In addition, several younger fans may have a different experience seeing the original trilogy after seeing the prequels first.

    The famous opening scene in IV: Everything is set up, now its time for some real excitement!

    Luke and Leia: Picks up where we left off.

    Obi meets Darth: Does "You should not have come back" mean anything to you?

    Death of Obi Wan: Weeping over the coolest jedi ever!

    Battle of Yavin: Tide has turned!

  • @SirGabriel2076 More difference in experience:

    I forgot to mention that people would feel more connected with Luke because of seeing that there was a 50% chance of him not even getting a chance to live. Who could have died at childbirth now is a fully functional commander, as we see in the Battle of Hoth!

    Bobba Fett is all grown up, looking for revenge; is that it?

    Darth Vader thought that both his wife and his child had died until the episode described here.

  • @SirGabriel2076 Even more difference in experience:

    It is possible that the Jedi could have fallen for being as strict as the Sith in Episode III, kind of like Jews during the time of Christ according to Christians. Luke is not that strict, and is Darth Vader's son.

    That other baby who could have died at childbirth looked very good in that bathing suit!

    Luke is the only witness of the Prophecy of the Chosen One and fulfilled it, although he doesn't realize it.

  • @SirGabriel2076 look im not big on prequel bashing but i wudnt see them first really, it actually reduces both trilogies if u see the prequels first. new viewers r gonna lose out on the exp of the greatest plot twist in cinematic history if they see the prequels first. the scene will just b Luke discovering what we already know as opposed to us learning it alongside him

  • @SirGabriel2076 Telling you the truth, I loved playing the two games together because they being both Relic could coexist. Then I realized that Relic is Canadian, so I had a little joke about a Canadian starfleet conquering Azeroth, central to the majority of Blizzard.

  • @SirGabriel2076 they r total set up, u cudnt nor shudnt show them tot he uninatiated as their first SW experience. the force, lightsabres, Jedi etc nonoe of this is explained in the prequels bcos u r already shud have learned all of that in Ep IV. equally the impact of seeing the clone troopers is reduced if u don't know that they are going to be the Stormtroopers. Nor is Anakin's transformation ovr the course of the films and his entry intot he suit as compelling.

  • The Phantom Menace is just not a good film compared to the other films. I don't think that anyone will consider "Revenge of the Sith" as not at least a great film.. I like all 6 films, including the phantom menace!

  • @RiseoftheHammer I Like Ep I mainly for nostalgia's sake as Iv gotten older I can see the flaws but i do like EP III, its actually my fav BUT i'll admit all the original films were better

  • @227060 The way mr Lucas connected IV with III was just perfect! Yes the classic trilogy is better! I believe that if the classic trilogy was never released, the new trilogy would be much more liked!

  • @RiseoftheHammer Undeniably. Ppl call them among the worst films ever made. Has ANYONE watched episodes fo the Nostalgia Critic. there r loads of film's i'd see the prequels over any day. I wonder what it would have been like if Lucas HAD made them chronologically, bcos technically u wud have just been going up in quality. Howeva the big prblem is that u MUST see the originals 1st bcos SO much groundwrk is present there eg NO1 tells us wat the force is in the prequels (midichlorians don't count)

  • @227060 One of the mistakes that has been commonly made by many people is confusing prophets with messiahs. They are very different. In this case, the midichlorians are only prophets and representatives of the Force, not the Force itself. I think you should read the books. They are quite interesting.

  • @SirGabriel2076 no i know about the medichlorians, they just indicate if someone is strong with the force they don't MAKE the force. whatsmore Lucas invented them back in the 70s just never put them in till Ep I. Also ppl can just read Wookipedia for this stuff since the EU is too big for any1 to handle

  • Jake the Muss is Boba Fett.

    COOK ME SOME FUCKIN EGGS VADER!!!!

  • what really would of been bad is if it had been a video of two girls one cup he was making Han watch lol.

  • They say that its only 10 year olds who like the prequels when its 40 year old fat guys that feel they have to go on youtube and rant and rave about how bad they were when they were great movies if you like star wars you should like the series im a fan of every film and the Expanded universe

  • @SpotTheSteez totally agree with you man ! if you are a true Starwars fan you would like the WHOLE story of it all!

  • @JKScarise can we skip the Holiday Special

  • @SpotTheSteez

    Completely agree. Just like being a true Metallica fan, you must like ALL, Load, ReLoad, and St. Anger with the rest of them, just like you must like Phantom Menace, Clone Wars, and Revenge Of The Sith along with A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, and Return Of The Jedi.

  • @mechaghostman2

    haha.... there's no reason to like the new movies. whiny, annoying lead characters, over-the-top special effects, semi-cohesive "love story"... the series was altered to cater to children and a wider audience (ie: females, people who don't enjoy sci-fi), and that's a fact. if anything, you're a true fan when you're able to step back from your fanboyism and say, "Hey, this isn't great..."

  • I dont get it?

  • @Battledroidlover  he's making him watch the phantom menace

  • @jackhole329 Whats wrong with that? The Phantom Menace was good.

  • @Battledroidlover it was good but this is still funny considering people did not like it

  • lametastic! 

  • XD

  • lol the only good new one was the 3rd

  • i have absolutely nothing to contribute to this conversation

  • 0:26 lando: so you do anything tonight

    boba: no

    lando: so you want to go get a sandwich or something

    boba: uuuuuhhhhh, sure

    both walk away

  • Most who go on their idealistic rants about how the prequels suck are on some kind of quest to be "classical." Just shut the fuck up.

  • Idot maker

  • Not gonna lie, was expecting some Bieber.

  • The only thing i disagree with is what Vader said, about him not being permanently damaged. After I saw episode 1 i was PERMANENTLY damaged. You can't un-see that trainwreck.

  • @ShinobuNyx666 I understand your disagreements about the film, but jeez you make it sound like a Twilight movie.

  • @ShinobuNyx666 ...thats how i felt when i watched the Phantom Menace...the horror THE HORROR...

  • I feel terrible

  • This is hilarious! I'm not sure why there are so many dislikes.

  • @alexglauer Many dislikes? Probably 90's born fanbois who (only) like lightsaber fights who love the prequels but hate the original trilogy. Just my guess, though. I mean George Lucas might as well taken the time to make 729 accounts.

  • So whats the problem? I think Lucas made everything clear with the prequels. Next time you haters watch them pay closer attention. Only the truest Star Wars fans follow all six films.

  • @MODERNELVISSHOW

    haha yeah, only the "true fans" eat up all of lucas' garbage about how he had this planned from the start. how come all these "true fans" are all under 20? it's because these "true fans" never got to experience what star wars truly is, not what george lucas thinks he can make money on in the 21st century. it's so sad that he tarnished the legacy of a classic trilogy through greed.

    see why indiana jones isn't AS botched? lucas knew he couldn't fuck up another series TOO BAD.

  • This isn't torture, Vader should've made Han watch Justin Bieber's Never Say Never movie.(that's torture.)

  • @1twilight4eva not funny if you basically copied the highest rated comment on this video and haven't even seen Never Say Never before...

  • Ah, now it makes sense.

  • Darth Vader: He will not be permanently damaged,

    If only the rest of us were so lucky after seeing Episode 1...

  • how can the stormtroopers take it? They must have special training

  • @psiaura1 Their helmets block them from seeing or hearing any of it

  • What about Vader showing Han the new version of the cantina sequence in ANH, where Greedo shoots first?

  • I don't think the new versions of the original trilogy are as widely despised as Ep1 @Milordvega

  • @neoYTPism Oh, definitely not. Ep1 was an abomination. And except for just some questionable changes like the Han and Greedo scene, the Special Edition releases were pretty good.

  • @Milordvega

    how is this marked as spam? it just goes to show you the brain-dead nature of the current crop of star wars "fans." they don't even get a classic reference to one of the most talked about and disputed scenes in star wars.....

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  • I think torture would be forcing han to watch a bunch of TV zombies that look like rancor from episode VI! Then he'd be like 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH!MONSTER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH

  • it's a good thing you didn't use episode three or you would to have han kind of look at vader funny and if possible make him say something like "luke is your son?!? how did he not know this?!?"

  • didnt get it? what is the fun in this vidio? He just watch han how he did look at kid!

  • @edderkoppepigen uh.. what? its funny cuz star was episode 1 SUCKED, the prequels are terrible, but eps 1 and 2 are just so.. bad... its hard to choose which is worse... the actual event happening in this scene is that darth vader is torturing han with something that i assume is meant to burn his face, but the edit here is that it shows star wars episode 1 play, then han starts screaming. in other words, vader used episode 1 to torture han, haha, such a bad movie ><

  • Ha ha! Nice! I love it!

  • god dammit -- you had to use the 'molested' version with Jango as the voice for Boba Fett (worse voice acting in history) ... i fucking hate George Lucas

  • Lol, how could you not get it?

  • Should have showed him a music video with Justin Bieber in it.

  • 0:50 to 0:55 The Stormtropper on the right helmets almost fell off

    Lol

  • @Hittman305 My dad shot a poster of him.

  • hahahaha well done

  • think god that's not me Boba Fett at 0:27

  • @Hittman305 no im serious

  • good vid, clever idea :)

  • This isn't torture, vader should have han watch M. Night's The Last Airbender. (that's torture.)

  • @Thebestwaterbender ohhh god the last air bender >_< wish they hadnt made that into a movie. love the anime series forever <3 :3

  • @Thebestwaterbender yes yes it is

  • @Thebestwaterbender Or "In the Name of the King", or "Battlefield Earth", or "Batman & Robin"... I havent seen "The last Airbender" but it cannot be THAT bad, can it? :P

  • @kuribayashi84 Yes, yes it can. But I would'nt want to say why I think it's bad, you should see the movie for yourself, maybe you might like it!! =)

  • @Thebestwaterbender Well, I think I'll give it a spin next week or so. As for what I already know about it: It HAS an fantastic Musical Score by James Newton Howard. A great listen on CD if you're into that kind of Music. ;)

  • @Thebestwaterbender

    Oh I so totally agree with that. I made 5 YT Accounts and thumbed up your comment.

  • @OlhiTK Dang, 5 accounts!! Thanks though. =)

  • @Thebestwaterbender this is true, I mean, yeah. prequels are bad but, they aren't THAT movie. they're misguidedly trying

  • @Thebestwaterbender actually I'd rather watch that than Jar Jar any day.

  • That was great. I personally liked the prequels, but I can't help but laughing at this.

  • i think you would of had more luck with the movie, were the kid get's told --you'll shoot your eye out kid-- from A Christmas Story.

    Now watching that movie is torture, one of the dumbest movies ever an it's pure torture to watch.

  • Not lame... Lametastic

  • This is lametastic!!!

  • Thats not even torture. a true star wars fan will love a six movies

  • @SandDeath24

    Correction: A true Star Wars fan wishes they could have punched George Lucas in the face the moment The Phantom Menace was released to theaters.

  • jar jar isnt that bad. he's kinda funny

  • Worst torture ever!

  • Someone should change that vid thing vader was making han watch into a Justin Bieber music video. That would be ever more hilarious!!! haha

  • my opinion:

    V > III > VI > IV > I > Gremlins > II

    This was my opinion

  • Im 20 now and I saw the original trilogy when I was a little boy,but I still like the new movies very well,especially the clone wars series.

  • Episode I wasn't great, but in my opinion, it was ten times the film Episode II was. Attack of the Clones was a whole new dimension of horrible, & is the only Star Wars film in which I can find no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

  • @fecxor if you take Jar Jar out of Ep I it's not a horrible film at all. Ep II has no redemption point, though.

  • 1:01 you not the only one

  • hahahahaha

  • I don't get this??

  • @TomGunTv Most Star Wars fans agree that the prequels were nowhere near as good as the originals. The video pokes fun at the prequels by showing that Vader tortured Han by forcing him to watch them.

  • @fecxor Oh, thanks.

  • @TomGunTv its because you touch your self at night.

  • @grimmorrigan Fuck you u cunt.

  • Ha like the way you create an anti-TPM vid then use Temuera Morrison's voice as Boba Fett

  • @TheWookieeSniper

    I have to defend the guy who made this, it's hard to come past high quality recordings of the original unraped films.