Making Fun Of Facebook Statuses + Tweets

[Johnneycake]

Definitely make more.

[mallory1408]

Love it:)) more! I wanna make a video like this haha

[Mabsoad96]

The part where you were pretending to be the old man was hilarious! My dad just made a Facebook, and he's exactly like that. Great job! :3

[mariatrujillo12]

i have watched this video again an again :Dits just soooooo funniiii

[beachfairy92]

lol I love the part about the old man!! XD

[HollywoodPride1]

Tho I hate it...ha...

[LexlieManola]

i want to bite off your eyebrows

[BlazingWater101]

I love you! I think you are hilarious! Never stop making videos!!!

[MsLivvy96]

you're awesome. my exact same thoughts! :D

[Kerplotzyblotzy]

Drew, you are just hilarious xD<3 Hahahahahahahaha! I love the hot cheetohs part, so true! :)

[scoutrocksyo]

Are these actual real statuses from Facebook??

[keira110]

All my life led up to this video. Beautiful.

[simpleduple]

when you forgot that mytoecold existed.. k..

glad i rediscovered him tho.

so happy, i'm actually going to smile.

[SamsTown68]

when are you going to have your own tv show? the world needs your comedy!

[cimabe]

omgosh this is my favorite of all of your videos. ... i turned it on and shes mad!!! i want to meat you please

[phylntym]

Hey. Hey, guess what? My name is Kelsey ;) nice to meet you!

[tinkerbel9]

hilarious!hahaa

[Wasteeurtimeheree]

makeeeee moreeee :)

[TheeJulie123]

LOL lets be friends.

[Djwhitester15]

Grandpa one was funny bro xD lol

[TheDasha92]

Bubble, Baby Jones. You don't mind me using this from now on?

[alanaboswell]

holy shit i missed you

[karramia14]

Oh my gosh I just about died when you were acting out a grandpa's reaction!!! I love you!!! ahhhh :D

[KaseyyLovesYouu]

"I'm so glad I cleared that up because people been talking hella shit" hahahah i love you

[knuxnbat]

i went on facebook, and ALL of these status' where on there....

[FullofAwesomeness101]

hahaha I swear your humor is unlike any other that I've seen! You're awesome!:)

[ChristianNoel1819]

YES MORE OF THESE THEY ARE GREAT!!

[Kayla11320]

"And i was like good god it's happening again" I lost it there. Oh my god. You make my day.

[DChodzin]

@Kayla11320 I did too. That might've been the best part!

[RoisFan]

<3 MORE LIKE THIS please XD.

[miss9starr7]

omfg the grandpa xFLJALDKGJADFG

[paintickles]

I love you.. k.. :D

[poppinapplejuice]

youre god.

[MsLilWayne87]

tho lmfao

[MineCrafters365]

Oh my gosh, I love your videos, I've seen every one ever since the Go Hawaii one. I wan to have a very straight make out session with your comedy that brews this baby from the making out. If that's even possible, though it might be a metaphoric baby. I would still love that baby though, raise it whether or not it's a metaphorical baby. Just so there would be this baby made of pure fantastic comedy and hate. The end.

[TheNancy8128]

I've missed your videos! You're hilarious Drew :)



[SyntheticDawl]

Please make more of these vids xD

[MatureAdults]

I've missed you.

[MackaylaRose]

i touch myself to this

[erniejaable]

good god it's happening again.

[imasmackyoux3]

is the new environment a dorm i see? wonder what college he goes to...just thought how funny it'd be if you move into your dorm and your roommate knew exactly who you were

[RedeyeOwnsYou]

Make another one please!!

[TehMeaningOfLife]

WHAT IF YOU LEAVE ME AGAIN.

[thesupremekai]

HAHAHA!! This is hilarious! Thanks for the upload...glad I subscribed.

[GeorgeHarrisonIsSexy]

the old man part makes a lot of sense...weird I love yu drew<3 aha

[OhEmGeeShelby]

Please please make more of this

[sarahvvillafane]

tweet me? ahaahaha

[jennigerr]

have you tried @oldmansearch on twitter?

[sarahvvillafane]

My grandpa actually did that............

awk

[hellosweetie96]

i think YOU my friend and macbarbie07 would make a super cute couple:D

[Abbytheweird]

Laughed aloud and merrily so. :)

[Abigurlrox]

@Coolfool2468 you lucky bastard. if i went to the same school as him, id be all over him like honey on the lesbians.

[TheGymfool]

So like...where do you live e_o tell me bitch. Im sorry...im sorry *sigh* Your great and beautiful EVERYONE JOIN THE PEN15 CLUB TODAY. I dare you to do a video about black people....I dare you

[Iggysluckytonite]

Lol the grandpa part is the best part! DYING of laughter! 

[Rehapeable]

LOL "I want to be spanked, My nick name is BubbleBabyJones, and I used to eat napkins."

[numnumnumcarrot]

The 3 people who disliked are the ones who wrote these statuses.

[TheLovelyLeecha]

And I'm pretty sure you have a twin that I was in Frys today. But he was more Asian looking. Just fyi, y'know.

[mytoecold]

@TheLovelyLeecha more like just fry !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA 

[acheron98]

your hair is looking similar to goldie locks : )

[TheHipification]

Everytime I watch your videos I can't stop laughing which causes me to stop breathing...that's a good thing though so don't stop making them :)

[Chillouthomie123]

Your so funny, I love watching your videos, they make me laugh =D! <3!

[theycallmeloser]

I loved this. Very good! :D

[RLMpoo9489]

fucking love you.

[afererer]

At first I thought you were just another stupid person on youtube talking about something that I dont care, but then I realized that everything you said was so true, and so I started to actually like you and lagh at the thing you say, even with this weird hair :)

And I have a friend who looks like you. Nobody cares, sure, but whatever, you do look like him.

[aBbracadabrah]

You forgot those stupid, "that awkward moment when," statuses. 95% of the time those idiots aren't even using the word correctly.

[mytoecold]

@aBbracadabrah one of those are in there

[YolaImEricka]

you're great, man.

[iamhko]

oh my god marry me

[KissMyRingProduction]

Can you just rant about shit more often?

[fishladder1]

i agree!

[jennyvolleyballgirl]

this made my day! this is hilarious! thank you for making such funny videos:)

[piquantes]

i love u.

[misstaramcmahon]

god damn you are a funny fuck.

[SamsTown68]

oh i love you mytoecold! i used to eat napkins too!

[TealCutie11]

what's your favorite video that you've made?

[mytoecold]

@TealCutie11 i like the one with my grandma, but she gets the credit on that one

[nickeyisclassy]

so glad you reminded me to go give my pet some water

[althentik]

why can't I stop laughing :)

[theeblakester002]

couldnt stop laughing. I haven't watched your videos in a while and I forgot how pants-crappingly funny you are.

[McGturtle3]

Oh looooord lmfao

[mytoecold]

@McGturtle3 whats wrong? 

[beardedlantern]

Drew you are amazing. You need to live in my town.

[cooliscathy]

I wish there was more people like you in the world. You're part of a rare yet divine race.

[mytoecold]

@cooliscathy white people?

[cooliscathy]

@mytoecold Maybe breed would have been a better word. Like a Scottish Fold in a world of mangy alley cats.

[mytoecold]

@cooliscathy where are you

[cooliscathy]

@mytoecold Georgia. a place of ex-slave owners and muffin-tops

[scizotts]

@mytoecold Used to live there in ATL metro. I could use a slave where I am now. BORING.

[Xxnicoroxxx]

that was an excellent job at being a grandpa, like that was amazing you're such a good actor...

[mytoecold]

@Xxnicoroxxx really?

[Xxnicoroxxx]

@mytoecold yes, you're amazing <3

[ForgetTheLie]

good video tho..k.

[mytoecold]

@ForgetTheLie .......K.

[scizotts]

Love yer hair. THO.

[mytoecold]

@scizotts it has to be in the same sentence 

[scizotts]

@mytoecold It was an afterthought THO!

[beccalynnXP]

:D u should deffinetly make more vids ! I miss them !!!

[mytoecold]

@beccalynnXP here they are man man hey

[thehappyhomeless]

...yeah, i got in the car today, & drew is fucking awesome. then i drove somewhere tho. and was sad-ish-post

[mytoecold]

@thehappyhomeless that was confusing but i think i feel you

[thehappyhomeless]

@mytoecold :) are those real posts? dont ur friends get pissed? lol,

[zomgimadebread]

I wish I knew you in real life. you're hilarious. you should make more videos reading statuses and tweets. ;D

[mytoecold]

@zomgimadebread i will! its fun

[soccerald4]

My pet has water... He's drinking it now

[mytoecold]

@soccerald4 tell me more

[hithereitsannie]

OMG,

that awkward moment when all of ur statusez sound like the ones he read in this video..k..i am going to cry now because i am so upset....im already crying tho.

(;

[mytoecold]

@hithereitsannie really? what kind of stuff do you post? 

[hithereitsannie]

THANK YOU DREW.

someone else finally realizes why i dont ever update my statuses.

[mytoecold]

@hithereitsannie why ?

[thatsthebeech]

I love this. Keep em' coming. Seriously. You may think this is just pity support, but I swear to the lawd almighty our gawd and savior if you don't keep this shit going I will do something horrible...like use my twitter for once.

[mytoecold]

@thatsthebeech that's just pity support 

[Jessie223344455x]

haqhah i loved this!

[mytoecold]

@Jessie223344455x your laugh sounds like you have some snot in your throat or something

[Jessie223344455x]

@mytoecold oops haha typo :P

[RawrSayKira]

@Mytoecold I was on my phone! Bite me! I LOVE U :D

[ConfusingOne]

"Good god, it's happening again." <3

[mytoecold]

@ConfusingOne i said that

[sunshineyjayx]

believe it or not my newsfeed is worse than this dear god

[mytoecold]

@sunshineyjayx send me some!

[Vpratt96]

You should definitely make more videos! -:D They are hilarious and I absolutely love them! :) It's funny because this is what I think as I go through my newsfeed. Hahaha can't wait to see what you come up with next! (:

[mytoecold]

@Vpratt96 socks on your head!!! 

[SodiumArt]

Drew will you be my baby's daddy? Because I know that I'm 22 and all, but Justin Bieber said it was ok... tho XD

[mytoecold]

@SodiumArt i'm afraid 

[SodiumArt]

@mytoecold LOL Hey learn how to take a complement XD

[AyePril22]

This is so true. ^_^

[mytoecold]

@AyePril22 so are you!!!

[IamSeamus1]

Some of your finest work right here. 

[mytoecold]

@IamSeamus1 what about my baby

[bennyandthejes]

Because of you, I checked my pet's food and water and sure enough it was empty! My dog sends her regards.

[mytoecold]

@bennyandthejes i hope you didn't fill it

[Hera2315]

What's your twitter???? Also, you're the best.

[mytoecold]

@Hera2315 mytoecold! YA you are

[thisFACTORYofYOUTH]

i wanted to write a comment because it said you read them all and i wanted to tell you something nice, but then i forgot and clicked away, remembered again, hit back a few times and had to watch it over again. that's how cool i think you are.

[mytoecold]

@thisFACTORYofYOUTH pretty cool 

[blindpimp76]

3:44

-Jay Leno :P

[mytoecold]

@blindpimp76 i get it!

[mizzcam08]

Ohhh, youre awesome .

[CANDYMIX07]

love your hot cheeto scene :D

[mytoecold]

@CANDYMIX07 scene 1

[corsaut101]

You made me remember to feed my dog my parents left me to take care of for 3 weeks! I ran to the kitchen only to find a dead animal lying next to an empty food bowl D;

[mytoecold]

@corsaut101 throw it away

[otterxtotter]

<3

[mytoecold]

@otterxtotter thanks man

[xDeadlyGummyBear]

lmfaoo, i love him (:

[mytoecold]

@xDeadlyGummyBear who

[kmaex323]

Lol!（＾∇＾）ur hilarious

[mytoecold]

@kmaex323 you are

[MademoisellePenguin]

I've noticed people have been abusing Facebook for posting everything in their lives. Or more importantly, people arguing and smack-talking to other people over FB. Back in my day, people would argue right in someone's face. Not over an internet website/social media page. I'm pretty sure FB has made more people more nosey and ignorant to say. Everyone wants to know what's going on with everyone else's lives. Who really cares? Obviously the majority of people that sadly make up this world.

[stitchybob]

About time u post a video

[mytoecold]

@stitchybob bob, don't get testy

[qwerty19565]

yay new video :D IKR! all them exes with the awkward tits.. totally never happens.. lol

[mytoecold]

@qwerty19565 happens a lot actually

[qwerty19565]

@mytoecold i know, the "awkward moment when" statuses piss me off lol. i never update my own statuses, cuz i dont really see the point.

[rhiFTW]

I jizzed when I saw you posted a new video. It was nice.

[mytoecold]

@rhiFTW the jizz or my video 

[rhiFTW]

@mytoecold Both >:D <:3)~~~

[12lacy34]

ahaha, I hate facebook for that exact reason.

I don't bother going on facebook much anymore for the poor quality of status'.

I'm not going to like you status for a tbh, your pregnent...

[mytoecold]

@12lacy34 who's pregnant?

[cedricrlongreen]

Haha that's funny and true

[mytoecold]

@cedricrlongreen all good things are

[janellephanttt]

This is hilarious and you're adorable and I love you. You should totally do this more often.

[mytoecold]

@janellephanttt i like to dance sometimes

[drowninginsweets]

welcome back biach.

[mytoecold]

@drowninginsweets welcome back to you to bitch

[foxyspirits]

lol , i love your eyes :D

[mytoecold]

@foxyspirits i don't get many compliments on them but thanks

[karulabyi]

You are the fucking best, Drew.

[mytoecold]

@karulabyi the best human?

[KayzDays]

You're great =]

[mytoecold]

@KayzDays kayz, you are

[ucanheartheocean]

I LOVE YOU. YOU ARE HILARIOUS. I WANT TO HAVE TO YOUR BABIES. JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. YES.

[mytoecold]

@ucanheartheocean i'll allow it 

[MiseryIsMyBusiness28]

"Kelsey, I turned it on and she's mad! How do I write back? I'm looking like I'm 12, I don't know."

"Kelsey, I want to clear something up. She's thinking I called her fake and all that bullshit."

XD Reminds me of my Grandma

[mytoecold]

@MiseryIsMyBusiness28 my grandma is dead, thanks for bringing it up

[RawrSayKira]

F.I.n.a.l.y!