I've Just Cum (2)

[vouvray59]

The Fast Show was extremely funny. There are those whose sense of humor lacks sophistication and they don't find it funny.

[cdname47]

7 people wanted to like the video but......oh sorry, I've just cum...

[hallwoodsgadgets]

Cunts haha

[Balian49]

LOL British people

[gamecubeclock]

Could you order us a taxi?

[OliFubar]

@gamecubeclock me and my wife have both just cum

[metabog]

I just wanted to post and say this video is completely unfunny. This British humor is so... oh, I'm sorry, I've just cum.

[THEFRANKLINFILM]

Don't worry, many viewers at the time never found the Fast Show funny, mostly actors trying to do prententiously bad acting jokes. Big Train is a lot better.

[jadeybabz1231]

@metabog it not evan british humor it just posh people lol xx 

[Colgo31]

ahhahaahhaha

[Slapbass13]

I'm pretty sure that the members of the terrific TV series the Fast Show could have invented something much more sophisticated than this pathetic excuse of a ... oh sorry I've just cum...

[TheBobesin]

hey man how can u post the video like this on you...oh sorry, i've just cum...THE FAST SHOW ROCKS!!!!

[mcpsp12]

Umm this video is so(sorry i've just cum),its so funny,(just cum again),........ROFLMAO

[wiibox3]

well I don't know about you but... I CAME

[MINISLASH0]

you came?

i've just cum.

[cozzy120]

man the video is so immature i think it sh-...oh sorry ive just cum

[LuvBugLuvver]

Oh seriously! Can't you post something more original than....oh sorry, I've just cum

[lambie1985]

i remember watching this as a kid and asking what it meant........the answer was just silence

[CHARLOTTExR0S3]

xD

Epic.

[stripeyhole]

Contrary to popular belief, it *is* entirely possible for Americans to understand British "humour" and to find it funny.

[Balticmania]

Why do I find it funnier when the woman says it?

[sharpodue]

This video is totally...oh i am sorry, i've just cum.

[suslikaamis]

strange humor...

[garioldwin]

we both just cum!ahahah very funny!

[babemagnet23]

oooh ive just cum again, sorry lol pmsl

[recok]

Humour, you get it or not but it often ruins the effet to explain it. However, I'll try. It important to say that this clip is one many where this character appears in the serie. What's funny about him is that is so emotional that he cums over derisory things (i.e., the reading of the menu). Also, I'd say, there is a second level to it in this case : it's a romantic dinner, and they've both cum even before intercourse...

[fopneus]

Or better yet,

before the "main course"

[recok]

TRUE !! I had never thought of that :-)) ( my excuse beeing that english is not my mother tongue langage.. )

[MahavishnuChris]

This style of humour is funny because of its absurdity, the idea of a person in the middle of a normal setting all of the sudden "cumming" and then politely excusing themselves is completely rediculous, which is exactly why its funny. I think this style of British humour Americans find hard to understand as few if any of their comedians or sitcoms utilise it (Seinfield being the exception, that show was brilliant).

[Asomaniac1918]

No. Why would he say that he has just come to the restaurant in the middle of ordering his food? What are you, German?

[Crossdouble]

ya know that's got nothing to do with it - I'm a foreign language correspondent and speak 7 languages.

[Asomaniac1918]

And I speak 5, but that's not the issue. I was referring to your humour - it should be completely obvious to anybody immediately what the sketch means.

[Crossdouble]

well since it's not really funny to me I rather just shut my trap - true black british humor is different and way more hilarous - this here is not.

[MaleficumSpei]

I watched it twice and I still don't get what's so funny about it. Please, could someone explain it? I know "I've just cum" and "I've just come" sounds the same. So, did the waiter misheard them, or what? O.o Even so, it's still not funny.

[recok]

see above.

[d0xit0]

ur obviously a complete tard

[leeham991]

OMFG! BBC RULES!

[IceTruckKiIIer]

anyone who says the fast show isn't british comedy genius should be shot.

besides, you probably only found this clip because you searched for the title.

your reference to the superiority of the carry on films made me laugh more than the clip, I'll admit :)

[wotchadave]

I just don't see how this is funny. I mean, yes, a posh couple saying "I think I've just cummed" to everything on the menu....it's not a very dry comedy since it relies on swearing, yet at the same time it seems to have no punchline. Explain how this is genius?

P.S. - I found this through searching for harry enfield and chums

[leeham991]

You just axplained yourself why it is genius.

The fact that you have to use your brain to understand it is also a big clue.

[IceTruckKiIIer]

yeah read leeham991's comment.

it's not the punchline that's funny, it's the situation, delivery and build up ie everything else.

once you've seen a few of these sketches it gets funnier.

[MechoMadness]

@IceTruckKiIIer

The Fast Show ISN'T British comedy genius, so shoot me. Never found it funny, even as a child. I recall being at school & cringing when I heard others say: "ooh, suits you sir" & other catchphrases. I found it's a good way of sorting the wheat from the chaff. These same type of people would go on to use these catchphrases in the office at work. And watch Little Britain. The sort of people who might display a sign saying: "You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps".

[yoghurtdog]

shut up you fucking humourless rejects. this is class!

carry on?!!?! harry enfield??!?!? they are SHITE!! shit comedy with really obvious jokes for people with fuck all sense of humour. fuck off!

[makienxhemmiktar]

if u want proper 'random' humour that is 100% british watch Monty Python's flying circus. bloody brilliant. this is not funny i'm sorry

[chapmasi]

Monty Python is the basis FOR ALL MODERN humour, fast show is funny though is it has some really random stuff on it. A few people commenting here obvioudly like tallentless USA slapstick shite comedy and cant appriciate this stuff.

[nickyboy29uk]

I`m british, and this is total shite

[mathewdevlin]

this just isnt funny at all...

how does this rubbish get onto t.v. ?

[Chaosblade777]

It's called British Humour, and it's not rubbish.

[wotchadave]

This is not british humour. British humour's the carry ons, the only fools, blackadder, harry enfield and chums. Not this bullocks.

[leeham991]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[wotchadave]

"Lol it's funny cus he's at a posh restaurant and he's cummed over something silly! LOLOLOL"

How can you find that funny?Is your sense of humour really that crap, or am I completely missing the plot?

[leeham991]

I think you replied to the wrong bloke.

[wotchadave]

Ah sorry

[webbtje]

Because some people like comedy that isn't OMG HE JUST HIT HIM IN THE FACE OLOLOL

You fucking dweeb.

[mathewdevlin]

yeh that 'hit him in the face' type comedy is too 1 dimensional now... but this sketch is still TERRIBLE..

& for all u other mugs out there, don't talk to me about what British comedy is and what isnt.. im probably more british than you & your parents put together...

& who u calling a fucking dweeb u dirty kunt?.. ur mums got aids.

[webbtje]

Boo hoo. Me come from England.

[ncodrington]

LOL XD

[jibathus]

look at all those comments, you're either americans or plain idiots.

[Chaosblade777]

Former, a little bit of the latter, in my opinion.

[jroberts202]

Wow...How to show your lady a good time without spending a penny! :-)

[Benhameen1975]

That's one hot date!

[jroberts202]

LOL & one sexy place! :-)

[strayngeworld]

I want the name of this restaurant!

[jroberts202]

So do I!

[clee4487]

shes a milf

[mentallogic]

IS THAT DAVID CAMERON?????!!!

[lukeashmoore]

AHHAHAHAH!

[fluke67]

the lady did it as well

lol

[bigfluff73]

lol

[Eraslayer]

its funny, because if you don't understand it, you think they mean they've just gotten there, =P