Barbie Doll Conspiracy

[MyNewLifeJourney1]

Lol I love the barbie conspiracy rant. It is amazing how much parents spend on a simple doll.

[bIuecrimson]

i was right :) i knew it was ink

[mothertory]

Are those hundreds?!? Someday soon, I'll have some of those.

[rainxxxx]

i think your going over the top a bit with the barbie bullshit, its a toy collection like anything else

[rainxxxx]

KING HUMAN IS LYING TO YOU, HE IS A FRAUD AND A SHOWOFF!

[ICzar13]

wow, i never wondered how much it would it cost to fill that ink up in a car.

[SCOTT95000]

were is o0OMorrisO0o

[xXParkerB64Xx]

KingHuman is back . (period)

[houdinipoof3]

I KNOW!!! the Barbie effect is starting to happen to video games, all the updates that cost $15 to $20 and the game itself is around $60, i remember game cube games being $20 and that was that no extra charge and the system was around $100, its dumb stupid. Anyways... Go win some doll hairs and watch out for the Barbie doll gangs in those ink jets.

[ILLTEACHYOUPHOTOSHOP]

lol i watched the whole thing too im a king human fanilo! can i get crappy kh gift too!!?

[AuctionJunkieZ]

funny dude, oh and NICE STACK

[FunVida4me]

Leg!t Sh!t YEAAAAAAA!

[RedBeardHair]

two things one my friend just buys a new printer its cheaper and two maybe im just lucky or cheap because i get my ink refilled at wal greens for 10 bucks. great vid

[fresheyeball]

CISS solves the printer in dilemma. Lowered my printing costs (ink only) from $50 per month, to $8 per year. Google it amigo.

[phillylilwaynefan]

are you rich?

[eBayMafia]

This is hilarious because I just started selling INK CARTRIDGES AND BARBIE ACCESSORIES from China and unloading this little bastard on FeeBay! Can I post my eBay links? Proof I'm making some coin off of this crap. ;)

[Randyd01]

Hey just to let you know you can get ink on ebay that can be refill for 15 dollar. 

[I9I3I8I]

Look at that stack on the table (: lol

[MagicLocket]

Hmm. Barbie Doll conspiracy. I never even considered the factors that followed buying a Barbie.

Good thing I never got into them.

An I wish i knew earlier that I couldn't refill those flippin' cartridges. ruined and wasted my money. =~='

[KalamitiMusic]

Yo King Human! Mention Me! KALAMITIMUSIC! lol

[squidskunk]

accessory necessity's..

[thetruezone]

Yea YEA….I’m gonna kick Barbie in the crotch when I next see her !....oh oh…then spray cheap aftermarket ink all over her fancy clothes!.....Ken, watch out, I’m coming after you next…HA HA HAAAA

[boredtodelusionFan]

I love your Ventura impressions!!! They are on-the-spot perfect!!!

[Vidx50]

ink is big money

what the big box stores do is they sell a "cheap printer and 2 free inks" say 29.99 and they make stickers saying get this amazing deal. Most people never ever look at the price of the ink they just buy the printer not thinking of the inks price probaly 50-60 thats how they make bank.

Buy the cheap printers with the free inks and sell them all as a individual products in your local classifieds or ebay Its just an idea I was thinking about

[Theredneckpicker]

DOOD!! There is an old guy that runs an ink jet place in my hood...he sells a BOATLOAD of cartridges on Ebay!! He has a full time person just filling ink cartridges all day!! You are dead on there man!!

[TechHost]

Many of the conspiracies that Jesse Ventura talks about are based by facts. He just makes them seem more drastic than they are. It's just a bunch of guys that believe in globalism!

[toa647]

lol im not sure if there was a hidden motive to that rant... but i agree completely either way :)

[isrsol1]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[jaslene816]

i think they just wanted you to say legit shizzle :)

[RabbitOnWheels]

You know the names of the Barbie dolls.... I respect you.

[2012Gojira]

Only "5 inches?"

LOL

BTW, great rant as always.

Have fun and good luck in Vegas my friend!

BTW, I have 9 inches ^_^

[SabianDrummerDude]

your totally right king human. its f*cking sickening that the f*ckin' ink cartridges are more expensive than the god damn printer itself!

[maloi69]

Took your advice last year and took couple of marketing classes at local technical school helped me see consumer relations differently. I like your terminological and your approach "barbie doll conspiracy". Its cool tho i like it.

[jimeronimo]

A little "Retracement" .....LOL Hey buddy..Missed ya man. Glad to see you. Have fun and Merry Christmas my friend. ~Jim

[theagrafiotis]

good luck in vegas

[recycleelectronics]

I just go to Walmart and jack my ink. I call it "the five finger discount"

[freeNode5]

man, I've gotta figure out how to put one of those barbie doll conspiracies together XD

good luck in vegas 

[discoqueendivas]

yeah we bought a ink jet printer and because the color ink ran out it wouldn't work so we bought 60 dallor color ink to replace and now the new color ink wont work! whats up with that? and we can't take it out to get our money back and if we did take it out the ink wont work again. damn ink jet printers, better invest in lazer printers, do they have color lazer printers?

[HalloweenManty]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!!

[boodejan]

KH you're spot on re printer cartridges - prime example of free market economics ie they're feel to screw us - and boy do they ever!

[lashay77]

hilarious! i luv ur last line...lol

[KingHuman]

@lashay77 I know this video was long & rambling... that was on purpose. This video was kind of a test to see who is willing to hang in there to the end & actually watch the entire crappy video. You did & for that you win a crappy kinghuman random prize. PM me your mailing address (if you're over 18 & live in the USA). Congrats & thanx!

kh

[aquatalk77]

@KingHuman WOW! Thanks I'm so excited! :) PM is on the way...

[lashay77]

@KingHuman WOW! Thanks I'm so excited :) PM is on the way...

[Jreyes2265]

@KingHuman Hey KH I ALSO loved your last line...prize? lol

[prntr69]

hey bro.. instead of barbie, I think G.I. Joe would have been a better example of it coming from a guy. But good luck in Vegas & tear them up.

[jaynkay100]

You should keep a huge bundle of money in the back ground of all your videos. I'm pretty certain people would start listening then!

[WackaDoodleFreeZone]

Have a safe and fun trip to Vegas and win a lot! HUGS xo

[oioikanone]

not that idiotic. how about an episode about refilling ink cartidges. there MUST be a way to solve that problem. i'm just looking it up...

[KingHuman]

@oioikanone There is actually a huge industry based on just that. There are refiller franchises and business books on it. There is even a trade magazine called "Recharger" magazine. Go get a sample issue! It will open your eyes to an entirely new industry. I was waiting for someone to pick up on that. Congrats bro, you're THINKING!!!! Where others saw a goofy video, YOU saw an opportunity. That's the thinking that makes BANK!!!! Cheers!

kh

[kmastakzr]

Haha! KingHuman you know an awful lot about Barbie.

[prayermama9]

somebody has to lead the blind...you're blind enough for the job!

[heftymadmonkey]

LOL it's not KingHuman without a bundle of cash in the background :P

[XavierBoy95]

lol, great video KH

[hugmepleaze]

hahaha I couldn't help but imagine you playing with Barbie and Ken during this video

[legitshizzle]

Thanks again KingHuman your the best!

[QuickCashMaker]

hey king human check out countinous ink systems (CIS)

i got one this year for my epson. saved biggg bucks !!!!

you can find them on ebay too ;)

[blabarr82]

I guess if I design a refillable ink cartridge I won't have to work ever again!!! That and watch my back for the rest of my short lived life! LOL

[brainstorm986]

Sweet, Your Going To Vegas. I've Already Crossed My Finger For Ya Man.

[FenderGibsonWashburn]

KH connected ink jet printers to Barbie. Weird rant but I loved it. LOL

[ausafk]

your rich King Human !

[SumoSushiHAI]

Nuts, isn't it? Ratbastard inkjet barons. Have yourself a sweet trip to Vegas, King. Go visit the Fitzgeralds for me, play a $2.10 card-set of Keno and get slammed on free drinks!!! :D

[invertedflying22]

KH what video editor do you use?

[ryangi5]

That's quite the stack of cash there, Kinghuman! Are you flying to Vegas? Don't put that in your checked luggage and expect to see it when you get there. If you carry it on you, it will get seized as they'll assume it's drug money. Driving to Vegas? I hope nobody breaks into your car while you are in a store. Carrying it on you? I hope some mugger doesn't jack you and think he hit the jackpot. Why not deposit it and withdraw it as you need it? I know you'll take a hit at the ATMs, but still.

[rocksage2]

@ryangi5

Aren't ATM's videotaped to prevent that?

[retardedricardo1]

eat more tacos

[phillyflash43]

I never get a printer unless it's cartridge is green (refill-friendly) :)

[watrocket]

Jessie Ventura is a dick. He has become a media whore.

[kingrich21470]

blackjack is easy, learn how to count cards, or you pick up that book called "play blackjack like a business" sweet book

[auctionjjk]

@kingrich21470 Not the way it's dealt today! A lot of casinos use continuous shuffle machines which makes it impossible to count cards. I've also been to casinos where they play with a six deck show, but only penetrate three or so decks. It irked me so bad last time, I basically played craps and poker only.

[PspGtaFan]

Goog luck in Vegas mate.... ;)

[TinFoilChefDotCom]

I know what you mean about the ink jet cartridges. Last time I looked, the ink in those things has an effective price of around 8,500 per gallon.

Makes me wish for the days of ribbon fed dot matrix printers. Loud as all get out and slow but cheap to operate.

[kingrich21470]

what tricks you learn in las vegas, stays in las vegas, i say.......:)

[kingrich21470]

what tricks you learn in las vegas, stays in las vegas, i say.......:)

[blinker071]

Oh no King Human is playing with his five inches on his videos now!

[Killamax2455]

no offense to kinghuman but... i never thought i would see a man this age yell over some barbie dolls.

[andruha11234]

damn dolls and they ink... sigh

[Firesale5]

You ever going to post your betting strategy? You've been talking about LV for years now.

[PHWFsuperstar]

Midge.....hahahaha.....epic. Go and quadruple that fat stack, and we'll see you when you get back KH. Latez.

[franksters08]

Are you going to make it rain in Vegas, KH? lol

[skoolboy44]

Can you do a vid on how to win in Vegas??

[TheTop10Man]

mention me :D

[gojo345]

I would never bring that much cash through airport security

[JeffTheBoxBreaker]

cool king just reminding u on the sports cardds

[KingHuman]

@JeffTheBoxBreaker D'oh!!!! Sorry bro.  I keep forgetting. Sorry.

kh

[TERRORKLOWNS]

Have fun in Vegas King...u rock!!

[colombiandan1994]

king human FTW