here's a tip to sum up the end of any meeting.....well thank you everyone for your contribution and i think we can all put our dicks on the table for this one.
OMG mate, you are spot on. The private sector is such a lot of hot air.
I find some of the job descriptions quite amusing actually. I once met someone who told me he was a recruitment consultant investment analyst.
What the f**k does that mean!?!?!
If you ask them to explain what they actually do they just give you a very vague, nebulous answer which leaves you even more confused. What a load of tosh.
whattheheck124 and vitalsigns are two channels of disfunctional, trolling, friend-block encouraging, anti-communication phenominas that will ultimately destroy the YouTube community.
Every group has it's jargon; so does YouTube. It's usually an effective mean of communication. However, it's good to step back and laugh at ourselves.
Yes, that's certainly true. BizJarg so often gets in the way of real communication that it's troubling. When language obscures more than it reveals, it's a problem.
When I'm not feeling so serious about it, however, I can laugh at it, too!
This video is "on my radar" to "download and process" as a means of ""finding whitespace opportunities" for verbage. Perhaps we should "compare meeting planners" with the rest of YouTube and "discuss win/win" "consumer friendly" solutions for more "seamless and streamlined communications".
You know what the sad thing is? Business jargon pays off.
We used to have buzz-word bingo whenever somebody used crap like that. :-) But I guess in how you use it. When I want to leverage our cash position by putting it into deposits, that's straight talk and goes to the bottom line.
When I say: 'In order to align our core competencies to market conditions we should concentrate on low hanging fruit.' I'm just moving air.
i will see what I can do !!
markhaizon 1 year ago
here's a tip to sum up the end of any meeting.....well thank you everyone for your contribution and i think we can all put our dicks on the table for this one.
tuckedup 2 years ago
here's one you see everywhere.........and much more
tuckedup 2 years ago
How about "skill set"? As in increasing your "skill set"...
ELHIEGER1 2 years ago
OMG mate, you are spot on. The private sector is such a lot of hot air.
I find some of the job descriptions quite amusing actually. I once met someone who told me he was a recruitment consultant investment analyst.
What the f**k does that mean!?!?!
If you ask them to explain what they actually do they just give you a very vague, nebulous answer which leaves you even more confused. What a load of tosh.
Achilles94627 3 years ago
Always good to get a comment on an old vid. Thanks. Two years later the BS is no less thick than it was then, is it?
tlg847 3 years ago
whattheheck124 and vitalsigns are two channels of disfunctional, trolling, friend-block encouraging, anti-communication phenominas that will ultimately destroy the YouTube community.
mensmaximus 4 years ago
Every group has it's jargon; so does YouTube. It's usually an effective mean of communication. However, it's good to step back and laugh at ourselves.
coralgarden 5 years ago
Yes, that's certainly true. BizJarg so often gets in the way of real communication that it's troubling. When language obscures more than it reveals, it's a problem.
When I'm not feeling so serious about it, however, I can laugh at it, too!
tlg847 5 years ago
"That is really going to affect the bottomline"
johnnieangel 5 years ago
That damned bottom line! It gets blamed for a multitude of sins...
Thanks, johnnieangel.
tlg847 5 years ago
I have one word for you. PATTERNING.
Your last rant was priceless.
marieRao57 5 years ago
PATTERNING...a Hall of Fame bit o' jar there!
Thanks, Marie! I'll have to rant some more, I think...
tlg847 5 years ago
OK got one for ya:
Cross cultural sensitivity is the main success factor in engineering bench marks for the market driven global village
TweetyNL 5 years ago
Just the right mixture of insight and meaninglessness to make it great bizjarg! Thanks, Alex.
tlg847 5 years ago
Businness jargon has been key to the over all success of my departments restructuring.
mythhunting 5 years ago
I'd love to hear more...
tlg847 5 years ago
This video is "on my radar" to "download and process" as a means of ""finding whitespace opportunities" for verbage. Perhaps we should "compare meeting planners" with the rest of YouTube and "discuss win/win" "consumer friendly" solutions for more "seamless and streamlined communications".
lmirchin 5 years ago
Oh, very good, Lisa! Whitespace opportunities is a 10!
tlg847 5 years ago
The business jargon deliverables create manufactured overhead which exceeds the customer base competency.
Well, I tried.
suttsteve 5 years ago
Excellent one, Steve! You've got the makings of a senior corporate executive! Keep this up and you'll go far, young man...
tlg847 5 years ago
You know what the sad thing is? Business jargon pays off.
We used to have buzz-word bingo whenever somebody used crap like that. :-) But I guess in how you use it. When I want to leverage our cash position by putting it into deposits, that's straight talk and goes to the bottom line.
When I say: 'In order to align our core competencies to market conditions we should concentrate on low hanging fruit.' I'm just moving air.
TweetyNL 5 years ago
I agree, Tweety, but sometimes it's hard for people to separate the straight talk from the BS when the words are so similar! Thanks.
tlg847 5 years ago