Green Wing - Top 5 Attributes in a Woman.

[No11Sugimura]

Nah he isnt describing Caroline, you'l see in a scene after she follows him around singing the Kinks, i dont think he fully fancys her at this stage.

[abc123surf]

Number 1...BENDY!!!! :D

[333amaterasu]

I love how Caroline is squinting her eyes in the last part XD She's trying to make them look thoughtful, I reckon

[chazmazzer]

In the cellar. Down Beloow.

[YellowMadeline]

Number 2... Shaved.

[YellowMadeline]

Number 2... Shaved.

[chazmazzer]

Which episode is this one from? I think this is my favourite clip...

[samthecat952]

Green Wing is brilliant

[elektrikcokernut]

"musn't be too smelly .......... in the cellar" haha, comedy genius :)

[HollyHiskey]

I LOVE the Kinks! Take me Mack! Hahaha Green Wing is so awesome, I wish it was still on but at the same time I'm glad they stopped it whilst it was still amazing, and didn't run it into the ground

[rosydonut]

oooooh....you really got me going you got me so I dont know what im doing yeaaah..you got me so I cant sleep at niiiight! nanananana..

[TAx2XD]

kinks fan? haha nice..

[wolvolad87]

... in the cellar

[crazycathy369]

macis talking about someone like caroline lol. guy just had to go and interupt

[Auritilien]

"Eew, so what you come up with is an unpredictable yet compassionate, slightly masculine Kings fan... with eyes." "I know. It's... an impossible dream." Yeah, Mac is expecting too much. Guy is more realistic with his listing.. (not) :'DD

[TAx2XD]

actually its right, guy IS more realistic haha seriously

[psykoosi]

I always thought it was The Kinks fan? Oh well, he's super funny anyway.

[froggerchanovsky]

It is, hence her singing "You Really Got Me" around Mack later in the episode.

[rosydonut]

kinks fan..not kings fan XD sorry..

[itsokaytogetwet]

in the cellar, down below! lol

[ionarockergibson]

Isn't Mac describing Caroline sort of without trying to make it too obvious?

[JessicainSwedenhere]

Slightly anorexic, lol, that's so funny

[katyloveschocolate]

.....with eyes. Hahaha

[GilraenLuinwe]

after everything he's said about 'the cellar', mac says 'compassionate' and guy sounds disgusted XD

[craigyBow]

in the cellar! haha love it

[kurenaisama]

LOL 5% lesbian XD

[sweetappletits]

5% lesbian??hahahah..wtf?? its so funny how both guys were rolling off different things at once.. :D slightly masculine?? in touch with the kinks?? hahaah

[homeandawayKat]

haha a kinks fan....with eyes

[rob2bankai]

in the cellar.. lmao

[jutsqq]

down below ha ha haaaahhaa

[xsk12]

guy is so much better than mac jeeeeez

[omifishcakes]

Gosh I love Guy and Mac so much..I fancy them both so much too..;)

[blasphemy42]

in which episode does Mac drive his bike naked? i've seen all of green wing but didn't notice that scene - they even talk about it in "behind the scenes", but when did it happen?

[motzke08]

It´s in the second episode, when Caroline looks foor a Housemate (?)

It is the last scene of the episode, when he drive naked through the Hospital :-)

[blasphemy42]

that's the third episode - got it! thanks!!

[GuySecretans8D]

Down below .. in the cellar !! xD Love You Guy ;D

[PianoBabe122]

xD Guy Is The Best In Green Wing, Can People Get Any Funnier ? .. LOVE YA GUY XD

[xmintielovesx]

i LOVE guy,

hes so amazing.

[wixy20071]

i love this show!! i am gonna buy it from hmv

[SkipperEyechild]

If I fancy Guy, is that a symptom of a personality disorder?

[Synskin]

Nah, he's the best character.

[wellhellothere1234]

Mac !! .. But Gus is bloodly hilarious in this .. and every episode really :)

[0a0xx]

slightly masculine kinks fan with eyes....

Hilarious! I laughed so much that i cried!!

[SomecallmeJack]

....In the cellar!

[gnarlysock]

kinks FTW!

[Rachaelxxxxxx]

I am Secretan's ideal woman!

Bendy, shaved, slightly anorexic, 5% lesbian, not too smelly in the cellar.

[shawls259]

I am so like Guy !

[lostinlovewithmalsha]

i actually know someone who has all of those qualities...

[EpifanesEuergetes]

McCartney's or Secretan's?

Love the way Secretan emphasizes "in the cellar".

[elliespoonmoose]

I didn't like the way they ended the second series :S but the rest is pure brilliance!

[JemmaUK]

In the cellar!

[mestanbachewycha]

you're allowed to watch both you know...

[ajoajoajoaj]

I'd watched this show any day, I'll never watch Scrubs.

[zilzid]

I love this clip- Mac describes me!!!

[weezypoos]

"an unpredictable, yet compassionate slightly masculine kinks fan with eyes."

unfortunately i think that describes me pretty well too

[JJbelle66]

get out

[EpifanesEuergetes]

1st series -brilliant. 2nd series -even better.

[gotohell555]

true =]

[Dagingercoderulez]

Steven Mangan Is so funny!

[JJbelle66]

so what youve come up with is an unpredictable yet compassionate, slightly masculine kinks fan... with eyes.

god bless guy!

[konkira]

"Down below" Bahaha! Oh Guy, you magnificent bastard.

[Korpiainen]

"In the cellar..." :D

[yay4cloud]

i actually love green wing.

[0veronica0]

mee too. in love with it. mhh.

[Dagingercoderulez]

I LOVE GREEN WING TOO!!!

[jkand]

Well that was my top 10 attributes in a woman ;)

[TheEmoBarbieDoll]

lol at guys woman - a slightly anorexic, bendy, shaved, lesbian who knows how to wash...nice...

[Cphari]

can't stop laughing!

[OMGKas]

Lmao, Guy makes me laugh

[SlushPile]

Guy reminds me of so many dodgy men! Loved Green wing but Caroline isn't that attractive.

[HystericalAndUseless]

ha what the hell does that have to do with it?

[DusmarInc]

is grreen wing british scrubs

[camacamillia]

lol yeah basically. I still can't decide which one's best. And i totally love the both.

[ruthetta]

Comparatively, yes, but it has many different elements which make it unlike Scrubs. But it's fuckin great though!

[Brazilianairess]

Down belooooooooooow... I love Guy, how could anyone prefer Mac?

[thereflex101]

love the way guy always lurks in the background whenever he sees Caro talkin to someone!! and the fact that he says "ugh!" at "compassionate" when hes just come out with his cellar comment!

"in the cellar... down below....!"

did he really NEED to elaborate on that??! lmfao at his eyebrows when he says that!

xxxxxx

[glamstilllives]

hahahhahahah! does anyone know where i can find guy singing leader of the gand??

[letsmakehistory]

that bit is SO funny!!!

[glamstilllives]

aye.....he sits on a man in a wheelchair!

[7jdm7]

Guy Sekretan is my hero.

[Smithereen1]

It's spelt Secretan

[2tats]

ha! i neva saw dis episode on tele but i wish i did "mustnt b 2 smelly...in da cellar" lmfao

[Senne2]

Hee Tessel., this is really funny stuff... I like this better than Scrubs anyway, it's well-timed and -played. Cu in 5 secs!

[conor72051]

GUY is da bomb!

[happychump]

my favourite parts in green wing, apart from the jokes obviopusly is the slowing down and speeding up bits and the music.

[emotherapy]

slightly anorexic lol

[careyboyes]

in the cellarrrrr

[pauliwauli2]

SUE WHITE AND GUY JUST BELONG TOGETHER. fact. (in my opinion :) )

[Renazie]

Agreed.

[fistusfanius]

down below...

[guysbitch]

I really want Guy and Caro to stay together, but I can't help but think that this list describes Sue White perfectly (although I don't know whether or not she is smelly in the cellar... down below)

[non2002]

1) in the rail station, Caro confesses of her lesbian encounter at school

2)she is bendy = not fat

3)after her spending in the car in the first episode.... she must be aware of her body odour...

4) she is shaved!

5) although Caro is not anorexic, she is thin!

[non2002]

What makes this scene so funny that part of Caro fits into Mac's list of the top 5 qualities and the other part fits into Guy's list... so who will she choose?

[lorna818]

how does she fit into guys list

[non2002]

Not sticking up for Guy or anything. In my opinion I am CaroMac fan and I personally think Guy is an arrogant bastard who does not deserve Caro....

[Sparklyscorpy]

I completely agree, Caroline and Mac are meant for eachother.

[hamfruitcake]

nice eyes... hmmm... awww... 5% lesbian? Guy???

[stichesOsunshine]

ha ha ha me & mi sis where tring to remeber what was saud on this clip thanx 4 uploading it

[flairymclairy]

i LOVE guys summary of macs ideal girl- so so funny :P guy and caroline totally have to get together

[prowres]

Genius of The Kinks. Pfft.

[Diefzilla]

*deep voice* Dauun Belooo...

[GWobsessive]

never saw this on the TV.... wish i had....very funny "in the cellar"... hahahaa

[danielle1989]

i havent seen this bit in ages!