Woman calls police on 999 over stolen snowman

[jackboothexplodes]

Great job! Stand up 4 your rights!

[rekosmithy]

what the (she is mental) FUCK WAS THAT.

SNOWMAN IS YOUR HUSBAND, NO WONDER HE RAN AWAY!!!

[TheXxRobynxX]

It was me

[mi9worm]

Chatham chav!

[EmmatheMinx]

Don't expect someone to nick your snowman? Love, it's bloody Chatham! They'll nick the shirt off your back if you stand still long enough!

[anne123480]

omg lol

[LaurenMalfoyFelton]

she's so blonde

[legofanatic54]

stupid woman

[Dendiol]

She sounds like Lauren off Catherine Tate.

[porridgeeveryday]

dat gal needs one bitch lick see, cha!

[cooldynamyteproducti]

You can make a new one.XD.

[MrMjrocks4u]

maybe the snowman ran away lol

[MsUkulelegirl]

At the end of the day you dont expect some oneto nick your snowman-classic XD

[tvjacker1000]

trofl

[SharpsConnor]

She sounds like one of those chav mums that live on a council estate. I wonder what American's think of this...

[mariaiheartu7]

@SharpsConnor I'm American, I think it's pretty funny =) Why do you want to know what we think?

[MsTeendevil]

Funniest phone call in the world! I'd love to meet this girl and laugh in her face :L

[ThePhoenixbitch]

sounds a lot like martine mccutcheon that

[meatisdeliciouse]

Stupid bitch, wasting police time, I would have just put the phone down as soon as she hade said "snow man" and then send Aled Jones around to scream in her face, or his son since the person abouve thinks the sun is the main suspect. That comments made me laugh out loud.

[givemeafreak]

At the risk of outing my obsession with all things trashy.... the caller sounds exactly like Amy Childs from The way is Essex. .. I'm ashamed that I am able to make that comment. lol

[125GNER]

how fooking stupid you dont report a missing snowman 

[UniversalHere]

i love the way the operator says "your snowman's been stolen" the way she says stolen is great lol

[oscarfish38]

gotta love Chatham.

[JeverestJam]

how i love where i live :L

[91FroSt91]

In soviet Russia, snowmen steal you ._.

She's never heard about snow melting before ?!!! GOD XD

[elliejellielephant]

 thumbs up 

[redpath13]

@TheFighterpilot93 its 'they're', not 'there'. People in glass houses...

[redpath13]

@TheFighterpilot93 it is spelled 'they're' not 'there'. People in glass houses...

[pennsvally]

you are so stupid u shouldent be around snow AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phiaandbeth98]

Lolaaaaagggggggeeeee dose eny one actually no wer the snow man went cuz I am lookin pretty guilty 

[2012vote]

Jeeeez we have this same nonsense in the U.S. People will call our 911 to report they did not get cheese on their burger or they didn't the the job the manicurist did. Man you just got to wonder.

[thespunkman66]

shame of england!!!

[axelchick100]

Chav

[Chriskreepa]

@Narwawk

I'm english mate, You gotta admit there are alot of scum here no?

[96RATBAG]

thumbs up if you seen this on russel howard

[StoleYourSnowman]

\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ :/

[zacandnatsocute]

Do ya know what I mean?

No. No I don't.

[JEOVANNI6bx]

Its not easy to make a snowman but I hope its not the bin man

[AClarke2007]

All Snowmen shall have perished by April 1st 2011.

[MollyThePanda]

They hung up on her ;-)

[speed4demon1991]

bad thing is that this is real it was on the news

[SDCParrot]

Only an essex girl could do this.

[mi9worm]

@SDCParrot She's a Chatham Chav.

[sackbuilder]

"My Snowman"...

[solarmist]

Sounds like Amy Childs.

[MrChrisssss87]

ha ha frickin awesome!!!

[NinaLuvsFriedChicken]

this is fake

[CampinCarl354]

@NinaLuvsFriedChicken actually its not. i saw it in a news article before and i started laughing

[comanchio1976]

It's all fun and games until someone dies because they can't get through to the emergency services. Silly cow, and a walking advertisement for sterilization.

[chelseachelseaboy]

Is this Vicky pollards sister?

[carlyndolphin]

People might see the funny side, but for all we know she could be mentially ill. My granddad phoned the Police saying his umbrella wouldn't work in the shower and the Police replied he 'why do you need the umbrella in the shower' My Graddad's reply was 'because it's raining'. Whilst it might sound funny, he actually had dementia. The women's either mentially ill or winding us up.

[noola1887]

@Talziemistle hahaa, well i dont want to jump to conclusions :)

[HayleyLovesNoel28]

Well don't i feel proud to live in Chatham...

[Toasteduk10]

You can thank my iPhone for the appalling spelling..

[HeadGirl]

omg .ashamed to be british,:( hahahahaah @leighleighadelaide lol

[HeadGirl]

omg .ashamed to be british,:(

[Alma889900]

lol!! the snowman's current whereabouts are unknown. dun dun duuuuu

[Eedgit]

Oh gawwwd!

I can't believe i'm hearing this...Lmfao!

[LeighLeighAdelaide]

I think the sun should be considered prime suspect

[wholenewemma]

not sure if this is funny, sad, or she's just selfish.

[cosmicgirl71]

Lol...!! Classic! 

[JD5277]

The police had a word with her after about wasting police time, mainly as the sub zero weather and icy roads was taking it's toll on the emergency services. She claimed that she thought it was a matter for the police because she used pound coins for the eyes and teaspoons for the arms.... but the police had a good laugh at her expense.... as did the world haha =0)

'It ain't a nice road but you don't expect anybody to nick your snowman." - I do not expect someone to be so stupid to be honest lol

[maxarbuthnot]

all you conservatives are the fucking same , this so called "Chavez" are a social stereotypical stigma they aren't all what you describe there not all violent stupid or living of the state and with the corrupt society we have today where the rich stay rich and inherent money. so stop using this poor girl as a scapegoat and get over yourselves you stuck up greed fucks !

[luke3184]

@maxarbuthnot Just pointing this out but this woman's a fucking idiot...

[bfmv156]

Granted this person is vry vry dumd

[bfmv156]

@noola1887 fk off. 40% off our population are not chavs. Get ur facts right b4 u try to look all cool.

[axelchick100]

Lol it's a snowman for god sake not a car she needs mental help

[jcbgolfer1]

People like this should be sterilised and sent to a labour camp but no they get breed alot card and a house from the government. They clog up the schools court and then prisons in the name of what

[razanu2]

Cut Education funds and that automatically leads to more of these calls. It will be 4 times higher in the future.

[noola1887]

Right, i am going to settle this all for you bloody yanks.

In england, 40% of the population is a 'chav'. This is a fine example. Now, for no reason whatsoever, we like to take take the mick out of them, and its hilarious for us :') unless you have been to a chavland (or a housing estate) you are gonna have no clue what we're on about, and don't try.

[BoobieMonstah]

Fuck. I'm currently in hospital sharing a room with two other sleeping patients and I couldn't sleep so I decided to watch this and I burst out laughing so so much. I love this..

[sonyap66]

So funny, she is great!

[deano27]

Oh dear oh dear...you hear the seriousness in her voice? Very sad when you hear dumb ass people like that who genuinely do not have a clue.

[ironmaiden197]

Of white trash*

[ironmaiden197]

@chriskreepa I actually cannot believe I just read that. Someone who comes from a country with the highest percentage if white trash.. In the world? Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong.

[Chriskreepa]

@ironmaiden197 Haha probably seeing as im from england :) warwickshire ;)

[spookyspanish]

Someone kidnapped her garden gnome in the summer! She's got no luck. Or brains!! What a Retard, haha.

[XxALBINOmanx]

The comment below watches ray William johnson

[FtotheKtotheU]

fake and gay

[UNKNOWNNIGGER10]

@FtotheKtotheU the story is true

[byt4byt]

BBC: take note. This is a great 'aboriginal' accent. Considerably more realistic than ever conjured up and mangled by the cast of Eastenders. Hire this lady as SME. Hmm, quite sexy, nah wha I mean. Here's to White Road's finest.

[Lancerlot148]

It was cold outside last monday night so I brought my snowman in too keep warm, the next morning he pissed all over my carpet and fucked off!

[askelly2003]

I heard later on she phoned the fire brigade because her dinner was too hot and then the ambulance because she sneezed.....

[EricaJCoburn]

Is that nikki from big brothers voice?

[scotkid100]

NOOO NOT THE SNOWMAN D: What has this world come to!!!! Why! Why!

[KIZAB1]

Poor little guy must miss home

[shanglies]

He's climbing in your gardens, he's snatching your snowmen up, trying to steal them so y'all need to hide yo scarf, hide yo buttons and hide yo hat kos they're stealing everybody out there

[kettech16]

bloody chav!

[wrggy1987]

What's this bloody world coming to when your snowmen arnt safe

[Ykingmaster]

This is fake

[Tommy1234P]

HOW HORRID!

[drumkdrum96]

@criscreepa your name says it all you jizz gargling Yankee twat pull your head out your arse I know she's a twat pretty much on par with yourself then don't cha think

[ThSniperFail]

You can just hear the intelligence in her voice can't you! Thiiick as shiiit!!!! They should send the police to her house and tear gas her and tazer her untill she shits herself. Then roll her up the road into oncoming traffic and hope an eddie stobart driver runs "it" over. Scum.

[Chriskreepa]

English White trash. Scum

[daniel5176]

sorry darling it was me, kids wanted me 2 make em one but was 2 cold so fort il just take urn!!

[markod2002]

People shouldn't be nicking snowmen it's just wrong.

[sammydidds]

I know how stole the snowman, the sun.

[vibha1987]

Made my day!!! Soo funny!!!!

[domz232]

like this if you saw this on Russell Howards good news (Y)

[comanchio1976]

@domz232 Why? Are you so starved of attention?

[domz232]

@comanchio1976 Shut up you argumentative, obstreperous prick. I bet you live at home with your mum and spend all your time on your computer. Theres a sun and people outside you can talk to - get a fucking life. Prick.

[comanchio1976]

@domz232 You nasty nasty person!! Just wait til my mum gets home, I'm gonna tell her all about you!..and no I'm not argumentative..and I dont know what obstreperous means but I'm probably not that either!!!

[toasteruk]

Yay for tuition fees you slinging student fucks. Fucked if my taxes are going toward ur useless media/history degrees. Btw the ones that did get a free education also had to do compulsory national service..so yeah, go put you arse on the line for you country and I'll support you and your thuggish imbecile protests

[luke3184]

@toasteruk One you sir are a bigot, two there is nothing wrong with a History degree, three your appalling spelling singles you out as a person who has had no need for core education let alone further and finally four these "slinging student fucks" are the ones who will not only be nursing you in hospitals but also educating your children and representing you in court. I personally think all your doing with this truly imbecilic comment is making yourself look a tit.

[TheSolitaryHeart]

@toasteruk Old comment that may be but you are a pathetic keyboard warrior who sounds off because you are an attention seeker. "Fucked if my taxes are going toward ur useless media/history degrees" That wasn't even a proper sentence and you're having a go at people who are apparently doing "useless degrees"?! Narrow-minded, self-righteous rants are not big and clever. Your comments remind me of the sort of crap that a Daily Mail reader would rant on about. Sanctimonious arsehole.

[ZrazorRozenstrauch]

@TheSolitaryHeart People like that are the majority here in the States. Consider yourself lucky.

[TheSolitaryHeart]

@ZrazorRozenstrauch The Daily Mail brigade is quite prevalent over here! They're the British equivalent of Tea Party members.

[mattmooney94]

Any1 else see this on Russell Howard

[davidobee11]

lol heard this is have i got news for you genius!

[agencythree]

She got one thing right when she said 'I'm not bein' funny or anything'. No your not. Seriously I hope she reads all these comments to realise how sad, pathetic and completely inappropriate it was to phone the police.

[5816alantrance]

we are holding your snowman in the freezer the ransom for the safe return of your snowman is £2.00 if not paid in full it will be sold on ebay be warned this is snow joke.

[Itsbluewire]

Make your OWN snowman people!

[kelly2k20]

They already have a victim (the sun)

[RandomVideo95]

Stealing weather is not a crime...

[gnuttah]

That's cold. Nicking a snowman :-(

[ryan4pie]

Wow are we (as in English) that stupid? Fucking retarded council estate idiot, she should be arrested for waisting police time.

[philipschultz]

As if tje woman answering tje 999 call will say ok wots HAPPENIN . Its a stupid fake

[hivisionary]

@philipschultz it's very real. Google '999 snowman' and find it on BBC news website

[MysticalFlyingMonkey]

Lmao xD

[bubblegumandcherries]

why the hell did she use money as the face anyways

[saveireland1921]

I'm the Wizard of Oz. He walked all the way here to see if I could give him a heart, a brain and bit of dutch courage. I told him to wait for Christmas for his presents and sent him back home so he should be there any day. No cause for alarm!

[monkeyninjas4]

Michael jackson took it

[CMob09]

She is now claiming emotional stress from being a victim to this so called crime, unbelievable !

[CMob09]

@SullivanKatie I can only account for the women that I grow up with and live near, I'm working class so all I have to choose from is this type of girl I'm afraid. Rather go out with working class from another country they seem more brainy and you can have a good chat with them about anything.

Of course there are educated English girls Katie but they usually go to University and then goout with middle class guys.

[CMob09]

I've found a snowman, shall I call the Police ?

[Jaaaaaaakee]

Probably melted

[terrywakez]

this is really funny.... omg luv it!!!

[snoopy12464]

That is so funny I cried.Brilliant.

[soundtrackgamer]

Oh dear. Sadly I know people like that too...

[dicdougall]

Maybe he went to the north pole singing walking in the air with that little boy.

[Gnomy94CAFC]

maybe the sun killed the snowman? :)

(thumbs up if you agree)

[burgerman72]

This just about sums up England. I saw this on the news but couldn't hear it because of the terrible quality.

[naughtynicx1]

maybe her snow man melted....... :D

[tokolosh80]

Stupid bloody poms. No wonder you hardly have any of your "colonies" left!!!

[llllucyyyy]

LMAOOOO. ahh this is funny. what an idiot

[toservehiminasia]

LATEST UPDATE.. Kent police recently recovered her snowman and have returned him in a bucket of water!

[Jordzy5]

It was probably stolen and sold by her 4 year old kid to fund his/her drug habit.

[TheHeartless09]

lmao

[SassiTheKitty]

This is by far one of the most ridiulous things I ever heard, I believe someone rang up one time for an ambulance cos he/she had hiccups. But THIS, is just idiotic, it's snow, just make it again

[TheHeartless09]

@SassiTheKitty please make a video on this

[SassiTheKitty]

@TheHeartless09 I don't know how I'd do it so I may pass, plus I'm not that harsh.

But still, this is like, the new blockbuster LMFAO

[TheHeartless09]

@SassiTheKitty alright but did you hear about the new time limit

[RocketNothing]

@J4YM5 Yep Jags suck but do you know what the yanks have instead? Something called a "corvette"; They take a 60 litre 16 valve pushrod V8 from a 1970's graintruck (that translates as LS9 in american), bolt a supercharger even fatter than their women onto it, then couple drive to the rear wheels via some leaf springs from a GMC truck. Then bodywork is salvaged from recycled Pamela Andersons & they think they make the best car in the world because euro can't run on their 20 octane "fuel". Lol

[RocketNothing]

@steverooni99 I'm guessing by your whining stupidity that you must be a yank? No one worships Stonehenge anymore you dunce; That was the druids thousands of years ago, most of us are Church of England, that means we're allowed to use contraception, a concept that your mother should have taken heed of so not to burden the human race with more dumb, uneducated rednecks such as yourself. & just for the record Canada, Australia & New Zealand are still under the monarchy of our "dead figurehead".

[thedevilknowsmyname]

@steverooni99

age 42?

an uneducated tit says i.

[lilluke153]

@steverooni99 LOL, I love how pathetic you are saying all the queen does is drink tea, no need to be so steriotypical.............. All americans do is get fat, be cocky and well are plain stupid.

[j0e2oo7]

Legend...

[WolfWilder]

Its the Grinch it's stealing christmas all over again.

[AmusingYeti]

@steverooni99 Obvious troll is obvious lol.

[AmusingYeti]

Hide yo presents, hide yo reindeers and hide yo snowmans as they stealin everybodys christmas out here.

[vikanug]

noob

[killerfishfinger]

@MindCrazedBanjo I ment that's why she phoned the Police.

[Bexxiieebabygell]

hahaha

[LivingTwilightNo1]

IT PROBABLY BLOODLY MELTED U PRICK

[NiallxDDD]

@LivingTwilightNo1 How long did it take you to reach that stunning conclusion, my friend? xD

[tundrasretreat]

I'm hoping that this woman is an IRL troll or else... MAN chavs just took another step on the path to BLARGLEAOIJMCDFASMIOJA

[TheLittleDan]

that women is fuckin legend i wanna meet her

[J4ke483]

Chuck norris stole it.

[MindCrazedBanjo]

The thieves will have melted it down by now.

[MindCrazedBanjo]

@steverooni99 and you also chose Ronald Reagan to be your president as well lol out of all that population the best you can find is the likes of G W Bush & Ronald Reagan lmaooooooo

[K0xd]

@MindCrazedBanjo And that was? Nice one, You made yourself look even more Retarded.

[MindCrazedBanjo]

@K0xd what even more retarded than you?

[MindCrazedBanjo]

@steverooni99 and this comment comes from a country that elected G W Bush for president lmaooooooo epic fail.

[Cheese7431]

@steverooni99 says the american who doesnt even know modern america was founded by "brits"

[TherealHBomb]

@steverooni99 Typical dumb yank comment.

[Rocstoneau]

@null It's not not "there" it's "they're" , short for "They are". Now there's something to think about.

[Rocstoneau]

He wanted to get as far away from her as possible! Case solved.

[gardengirl4171]

Jack Frost! Or maybe Frosty! He just came to life and is off sledding somewhere. Who would steal a snowman?

[MegaMayweather]

IF ANY OF U FUCKERZ TRY AND STEEL MA SNOWMAN A WILL FUCKING PERSONALY BURY YOU IN THE SNOW

[smallwood]

I don't know about anybody else, but these kind of stories always give me the chills.