Green Cross Code - Alvin Stardust

[poodleman65000]

DO: be safe when crossing the street. DON'T: talk to creepy strange men with bad hair.

[modmutha]

@rojblake82. Erm is there something wrong with you?

[rojblake82]

@modmutha What do you mean? Briony and Chloe need to learn, to cross the road safely and properly.

[modmutha]

@rojblake82 bizarre!

[rojblake82]

@modmutha What is bizarre about Briony and Chloe, they are two girls who must learn to cross the road properly and stay alive.

[mike1015325]

the post office now is a discont pound land behind him

[mikepar2]

anyone else thinking that when he says "are you out of your tiny minds" that the kids are thinking the same about his hair!!

[DaveWBedford]

They must be crackers. Black kids would never cross a road like that!

I wonder if Alvin ever got his gammy wrist fixed?

[Malusdarkblade]

Alvin Stardust, is there anyone else who is more badly cast actor!?

[russ9356]

gee aint the modern performers shit

[MrThesuperboy]

Saw Alvin perform in Essex, yesterday, he was great :)

[ItsGottaBeFuckinSaid]

hahaha!

[troddsy]

could swear hes swearing

"out of your Tiny minds.."

[ShadowsDNE]

What did he say?? "They must be crackers!" haha!

[Doter94]

Great tutorial! Alvin rules xD

[railwaystationmaster]

Augh a bygone innocent age I grew up in, when role models were parents and dad was obeyed given the recent riots of kids as young as 10 got me thinking how badly they need someone to look up to and respect ,

[LordVoldermort876]

0:04 I thought he said crackheads

[troddsy]

see ya girls *dbbl gun gesticulation



[FrostbiteHDFX]

he just took them the opposite direction they were heading?

[AssassinTheHasson]

Well that's why I'm not going to England. All those crackers disregarding safety laws.

[rojblake82]

I say never take risks it is not worth, it at all.

[Rudenko3]

They must be crackers...

[2008Sameoldfitup]

roy west

[rojblake82]

These two girls are Chloe and Briony they are silly and could end up dead and gone if, they got run over by a car.

[Longlivethereds1]

What happend to stay away from strangers! Run girls ,run...!

[graemeoliver84]

So there there was, the Kevin Kegan advert, the David Prowse advert, the Jon Pertwee advert.... Was there some kind of pedestrian road death epidemic happening in the mid-70s?

[graemeoliver84]

"You must be out of your tiny minds!" I just love that.

[reemism]

Thumps up if you remember this advert and feel old..

[chargermaniac]

What the fuck does he mean by, "see you girls..."

[R33Racer]

@chargermaniac, Look at the body language when he says that, so suggestive... Mind you not as much if Gary done it instead.

[rojblake82]

@chargermaniac Chloe and Briony are foolish girls aand they could end up dead if they get run over silly girls.

[CIFYTLP]

be smart........he was a scruffy bastard

be safe.......if you had his clobber on in this day and age you,d get fucked by hoodies

[djcarrera1]

later that day....he got 2 cookachoos

[n0rt0nj4zZ]

Ziggy Stardust could,nt make it , so they got his older brother Alvin instead

[rojblake82]

The two girls named Briony and Chloe, are foolish not looking where they are going . Chloe is the ginger haired girl wearing the beige skirt and briony is the brown haired girl wearing the light blue Jeans. I hope Briony and Chloe, learn their lesson from what Alvin Stardust is telling them and hopefully Briony and Chloe will be sensible girls in the future and will look where they are going.

[bronzeonion]

That High Street looks bloody familiar

[rojblake82]

I am naming these two girls, who Alvin Stardust is telling to use the green code Chloe and Briony. I think Briony and Chloe, need to stop and think before they act because if these girls Briony and Chloe don't stop look and listen they could end up dead and gone. It would be a damn shame for these young girls to be killed at the age they are seen to be in this video. Alvin Stardust is trying to tell thes girls, to think and not be stupid in their actions. It would be a shame if they died young.

[estebanrey]

If a guy with that look tried that nowadays he'd get the sh*t kicked out of him.

[TommyRoastBeef76]

I'm sure he will see those twelve-year-old girls. Somebody get an adult, or a cop. Young ladies, here's the real safety tip. If he looks like a child-hungry pedophile, he probably is!

[MissGame0ver]

Lol, it's like:

Alvin: Are you bitches out of your tiny minds, let me show you how to cross.

Girls: But we just crossed.

Alvin: Shut up and use the green cross code.

Girls: Is that a van?

Alvin: *Rapeface*

[fatpizzaman]

Q: Why did the kids cross the road?

A: Because Justin Bieber was on the other side.

Q: Why did the kids not cross the road?

A: Because Gary Glitter was on the other side

[shenstone]

a haircut and sideburns to rule the world!!!

[valdezmiguel2]

wait what? the girls just crossed the road and he walked them back from whence they came? I fucking love his hair and would like to mat it with jizz.

[eddiefuzz]

I think that he jumped out on me, I'd jump straight imto the traffic...

[Glenn1967ful]

With the benefit of hindsight, Alvin Stardust was far more appropriate to use in these adverts than his rival Gary Glitter.

[NoBusesx]

"HEY. You must be out of your tiny minds"

Pffttt.. I just spat my coffee all over my laptop screen. FML.

[Feisty1967]

And remember kids, if you are approached by a stranger with dyed black hair, wearing black leather gloves with loads of rings on them, report him to the Police immediately!!

[aidentheodd]

But, but, we were supposed to be on the other side of the road, walking in the opposite direction...

[Kieran84ire]

LOL 

[hylton47]

why didnt gary glitter get that job

[eddiefuzz]

@hylton47

Perhaps someone knew something we didn't.....

[T1Cybernetic]

Awesome, I feel safer already...

[pjdr]

he didn't even use the cross walk

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

Alvin stardust there. Trained psychiatrist evalutating girls as schizophrenic

[bondbug73]

More like, Just look at Alvin Stardust.... he must be cracker's walking down the street looking like that.

"Great see you underage girls" around at his gaff.... Mind you I suppose you could get away with that wrong doing back then.

[11suedehead11]

and if a doubledecker bus... Morrissey couldve taught that lesson, too :D

[fatpizzaman]

Imagine if they'd got Johnny Rotten - "what the fuck do you cunts think you're up to? Are you out of your fuckin' nuts or what?" Classic!

[underpantsjihad]

I thought this was going to be about why you shouldn't talk to strangers, that dude is scary lookin

[DopeteK]

@underpantsjihad You know he is in to children right? Had to get the fuck out of England because of it.

[underpantsjihad]

@DopeteK holy shit, that makes it so much scarier

[DopeteK]

@underpantsjihad His other name is Gary Glitter.

[goldheartbadge]

"Kayer-fool!" That's Benny Gallagher expressing concern for my safety. When I met him recently in Liverpool, I stumbled over a cobblestone. I think that's why he wasn't chosen for these PIFs - he was too much of a gentleman to ask me what I'd been drinking! I'd only had an Appletiser, though! Alvin patronised the girls for their own good.

[kenfig]

You say "you must be out of your tiny minds" to kids these days and they'll tell you they'll SUE you !!

[herculesmcguire]

How cool......ALVIN STARDUST helping you across the road :-)

[rileypupboo]

WTF bugger grips or what !!!!!!!!!!

[rileypupboo]

WTF bugger grips or what!!!!!!!!

[yourowngran]

LOL WTF they didnt even want to cross the road!! he just pushed them into it after teyd already crossed lol!

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

Alvin stardust there assesing mental stability of 9 years olds based on a single observation.

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

tinyminds

[darrowby1972]

"Cross the road carefully girls! be smart be safe or I`ll beat you up like I used to beat my ex wife Liza Goddard!"

[dermotoblong]

this is straight out of royston vasey, haha!! brilliant!

[dermotoblong]

@amber123XXX hahaha!!! yeah, how creepy was that!!. hahaha!! you gotta love the 70s!!

[thadbrains]

0:04 "They must be crackers!" hilarious.. Crackers is an American racial slur for white people.

[xwsftassell]

Heh-heh. Yeah. In England if you say someone's "crackers" it means they're insane. If an American gets upset, they should never say to an an Englishman "I'm really pissed", 'cause they will just think you're really drunk. Also the word "fanny", in England means: c*nt.

[whonut]

Love the one leather glove look. LOL! I can remember this back in the day.

[fatpizzaman]

I wonder what it'd be like if they got Johnny Rotten or Sid Viciious doing these ads? That would have been hilarious!

[paulsrustybits69]

this is ruislip high street in the 1970s. just how i remember it! though i must say that end of the high street hasnt changed much since then.

[sameoldfitup2008]

vote bnp

[Davecat]

Frankly, I don't think he points enough.

[CHAVMORON]

Eer mister are you the king of rock and roll. No!

[ogdroadsong]

I used to love that "Charley Says" DVD when I was a stoner, I can still enjoy it though now I'm a responsible alcholic.

[mistofoles]

Never mind corossing the road safely, what happened to "Don't talk to strangers"? (especially weirdos with dodgy haircuts)

[CaptainDonou]

For all they knew it could be Garry glitter trying to get lucky, The sick SOB

[gordongate]

it was the 1970's and paedo-geddon was yet to be created a long time in the future by the tabloids.

according to charlie, all we had to look out for back then were people asking us if we "wanted to see some puppies."

is it true alvins son produces drum and bass tunes?

[tobleramone]

@gordongate

Yes, he's called Adam F. Alvin's real name was Shane Fenton.

[gordongate]

Bugger!, i owe my mate mate a fiver.

[xwsftassell]

Nah, Shane Fenton was his false name before Alvin Stardust. His real name is Bernard Jewry. Incidentally, his mum also changed her name to Mrs Stardust.

[vicsmith5000]

Anyone driving along who saw AS dressed like that would be so distracted they would crash into the car in front...be smart, be dressed sensibly...

[kenfig]

The jet black quiff, the black silk glove & magic type rings ; is it witchcraft or a warlock ? NO, its good old Alvin helping folk cross the street !

[slider876]

alanlovedog.what a stupid comment you ignorant prat . dont mix alvin and that perv glitter together

[alanlovedog]

presumably gary glitter wasn't available that day.

[kenfig]

@alanlovedog Yeah good job it wasnt Glitter saying "Just look at them !" although he probably WAS, watching tv !

[rabthe45bravo]

@alanlovedog He was available, but the kids were too old for him.

[MsSue1993]

@alanlovedog lol i like that comment

[jrmetmoi]

@alanlovedog Thank God Glitter wasn't there because you would see those kids again, he'd just walk off the set with them!

[spookluke]

Great description! I wish we had these kind of things these days.

[HAPPYxBANANAxCAKES34]

british joe pesci ? :p

[Stereolabdream]

Alvin the hard man....lol....

SEE YA GIRLS....

[crunkbeatz]

I just love the way he points when he says "seeya girls" - so, so, so, so wrong....

[davetherave22]

yeah, that was one of the most awesome things i've seen on youtube.

[BREN70S]

ring on outside the glove ??????????

[mrbruceman]

You ain't seen me, right?

[BREN70S]

spot on !

[paulsrustybits69]

this was filmed in ruislip,middx. it hasnt changed much.

[readikus]

Why? Does Alvin still escort you girls across the road?

[LostinMemoryLane]

I see they cut the footage where the girls get run down chasing Alvin for his autograph!

[northernbloke67]

I used to look like that up until last week, I felt I needed to update my image

[readikus]

You must be out of your tiny mind! :)

[maybole1599]

don't knock him, he was a legend for us 70s kids

[skunkhead2006]

Alvin Stardust like some sort of glam rock Elvis type dude.......THE WOMEN IN THE 70S LOVED HIM....JESUS H CHRIST

[hearnsdaughter]

hey!  women still love Alvin in the 21st century do you know?

[trickhoseroff]

He was a lollipop man before he hit the bigtime....then became a lollipop man again in later life...what a career!

[magslyfarnham1]

Probably the greatest ever Green Cross Code commercial.........

[whatacunningstunt]

Those flares. Ooft.

[suparokdog]

Coo Ca fuckin choo. You must be fuckin joking.

[jackgreaves18]

i think the best way i could be smart and be safe is to keep away from this man

[danceman5000]

isnt that gary glitter?

[Jimpac857]

Wot a TWAT!!

[JackDaniels267]

Never trust a man with one glove on!!!

[youngian67]

"See you later girls!"

[SmotherTeresa]

The Green Cross Code road safety campaign marked the peak and end of a stellar career for Bernard, I mean Shane, err I mean Alvin... for in 1977 Stardust returned to the priesthood and has since changed as many parishes as he's had names.

[MarkWilliams212]

looks like a nice place to be living in during the 70's cant say it would be now.

[Infinitelure2008]

It would be ironic if they had used Gary Glitter instead of Alvin Stardust.

[harris176]

Just look at them, They must be crackers!

[MyChemicalRainbow]

u guys crack me up!  I am laughing at him, he creeps me out though, he wears more leather on him than a field full of cows!!

[JackDaniels267]

If he approached me I think I'd have said, "Why are you dressed like Elvis you twat?"

[chandlerbingbong]

''you must be out of your tiny minds''

A CLASSIC

[DrHojo123]

i can see if the remade this

Alvin "hey you must be out of your tiny minds"

Kids "piss off you wanker"

[sundaeg1rl]

And then they stabbed him

[blackpoolrok]

I remember these ads when I was a kid. When I was a kid, I always thought those leather gloves were a bit sinister and somewhat kinky - when they put The Boston Strangler on telly with Tony Curtis in it, well... the gloves took a new dimension. Alvin Stardust rocked though! And I now have a compelling attraction to black leather gloves. "They must be crackers"

[Skittlebru]

I'm glad I can't remember the 70's, it looked well shit back then

[maffevv]

Good job it wasnt Gary Glitter.

[MondoBeno]

Didn't that guy get busted a few times for child porno?

[ConorTheTaxiMan]

no, not him - you're thinking of gary glitter.

[andyjg]

did he lose his other glove ?

[sundaeg1rl]

I think he gave to Michael Jackson, who then got his Bedazzler onto it

[lisahiheels]

pure class, now all we need is for jon pertwee to flog us Buckaroo

[YouFucked2]

So thats why all pedos dress like that

[timkick]

He took those two girls the same way the came and nobody noticed.

[alanporic]

Yes children - don't trust strangers. UNLESS they're dressed in leather and wear rings on top of their gloves. Then it's ok. YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR TINY MINDS!!

[Timmertube75]

I had a pair of those stick on side burns for a fancy dress once. how does he keep them on all day?

[roseynick]

YOU MUST BE CRACKERS !!! XD

[yootubewow]

THAT'S ME! you must be crackers!

*points fingers at everyone*

[TheRockableIsaac]

YOU MUST BE CRACKERS

[thed0dgydancer]

LMFAO this is so funny

I spent the whole of today laughing about this with my friend Tom =]

[clawdylawdy]

'they must be crackers!' Can't imagine Elvis saying that :)

[jaseywasey49]

oh godis is funny.

[Squidlover1000]

'see you girls' pedo

[hearnsdaughter]

We didn't have cam technology in the 70's. The ring had a black stone, either black obsidian or jet I expect.

[imachuntsoiam]

Alvin is correct

I wonder did Alvin ever see the girls again

Gary Glitter would have chased them like Benny Hill

[zaikoji]

notice his "ring-cam" at the end..what is it about 70's glam rockers and barely-pubescent girls..

[imachuntsoiam]

notice his "ring-cam" at the end..what is it about 70's glam rockers and barely-pubescent girls..

Best comment av heard on you tube ever

[ThoseWhoChoseCheese]

Imagine if they'd got Gary Glitter - you'd have been safer with the traffic.

[sullnie]

LMAO

[fatpizzaman]

@ThoseWhoChoseCheese hahahaaha, hilarious!! ;D

[leoseries]

Hey mum! some guy in a leather jacket put his arms around me and Sharon on the way home!

[TrueDazzer]

His hair looks like a cheap Elvis wig!!!!

[hofsteveO]

He's lost one of his gloves..

Unless he was on his way to play golf..

[mikkifly]

i`d rather not TAKE IT from you

[MrFozzyBear]

It may be patronizing, but the amount of lives those green cross code adverts saved is what counts.

[albertparsley]

YaY - its Alvin, nice collection