Coming back to your Home Town for Thanksgiving

[coolstream1]

Travis needs business cards that introduce him as "Twitter celebrity"

[dudderjohanna]

"slowly buttoning the buttons... oh, just gotta move those sunglasses, there, that's the last one I'll button" Travis is almost as adorable as you are, Mike.

[samflitter]

I can't believe this video doesn't have, like, two MILLION views. Subscribed.  You guys are awesome.

[Jennyy571]

And i kiss her again...forever...

[geminiredcard]

haha go to sleep. Awesome.

[starkindler85]

Those proclamations just made me laugh heartily.

[SeaSireness]

unfuckingbelievably awesome. that is all.

[eventer77]

just subscribed, because you're awesome.

[brendabaybitch]

oh, so it's New Haven...we were debating for a GOOD five minutes last night where you were from...and the general consensus was stratford. we swore you were Stratford-ish :p

[mmcf08]

hilarious. I like you guys a lot.

however, that would be a pulpit, not an altar.

[onthegoodshiplollie]

Falzone you are too skinny  and I still love the hair! :)

[flickerchocho]

This made my day! haha

[SamBamKablaam]

MIKE FALZONE.

I learned in Physics yesterday that bees can navigate because they have a thing in their abdomens that can sense Earth's magnetic field. FUCKIN' SCIENCE. 

[cutewitch772]

I proclaim that any girl who ever turned down a date with EITHER of you, is a numbskull. One date with these men? How could you not beg for more? Or marriage? Or at least a movie after dinner? Come on.

[makeupandmorebyrobin]

:) this video makes me happy.

[HPnerdfighter]

hahahahaha

okay im pretty sure you are my favorite person ever. could you stop saying fucking hilarious things? because i dont think i can handle it xD

[gheistlicheaugen]

Subscribed.

Have an amazing day.

[mikefalzone]

@gheistlicheaugen THANK YOU!!!

[paoloscotto]

Mike Falzone is a Terrone! :)

[washbootie]

Highly Hilarious. :)

[whw524]

you ended that video like ANTHONY FANTANO!

[xxJMLxx1]

lmao i love you mike you guys were hilarious

[cheekychickenhead]

It is a bit like school reunions I had some dude say "Oh Natalie you've changed so much" ahem I'm not Natalie. Those karate moves were very ummmmm awkward LOL. You guys are a crack up.

[sweetcharade518]

I want to proclaim things on an altar! And you're still my favorite.

[eyepronproductions]

This is HILARIOUS! I spammed people with sharing this on facebook.

[RowanTess]

A. Travis Helwig is almost as awesome as you, and I think you should do more videos with him B. I didn't even realize you sounded like Jonah Hill until you brought it up. But I agree Jonah Hill is not fat. He's lovable. C. On your next tour, I vote that you come to Portland, OR :)

[mikefalzone]

@RowanTess I agree with everything you said and I thank you so much for watching.

[blackpython]

The best part is that I know exactly which place that used to be a Blockbuster you're talking about, and whenever I drive by it when I come home I think "Man... that used to be a Blockbuster. Tanning salons suck."

[mikefalzone]

@blackpython HAHAHAH HOMETOWNHOMIES

[DWinch]

Is that the friend from hs guy?

[mikefalzone]

@DWinch the same

[kevinvmead]

haha. you guys both really want wives. 

[mikefalzone]

@kevinvmead toats obvi....brah

[dextrezza]

you're putting way too many good things on youtube, just stop it, otherwise ultimate fame might just happen

[mikefalzone]

@dextrezza shit..better slow down.

[sparklesncake]

i love you.

[mikefalzone]

@sparklesncake weird..I love you too

[SecondstoNever]

You are definitely in my top three favorite Youtubers. I laughed so hard.

[mikefalzone]

@SecondstoNever : ) Thank you! 

[greatsacredbird]

I somehow always forget that New Haven consists of more than Claire's, Toad's, and a convenient location to tell people I live near. (so they can pretend they actually have some idea of where in CT it's located). it's like... people LIVE in New Haven? :D

anyway, loved the video

[mikefalzone]

@greatsacredbird New Hay Hay is as real as they come.

[happywilkie]

THIS.

[mikefalzone]

@happywilkie YOU.

[TheKittyteri]

Awwoohh , I live like 20 minutes from new haven ...awkward silence

[mikefalzone]

@TheKittyteri then you know exactly what we are talking about.

[redstripe29]

i don't get to go home this year for thanksgiving but when i do go home its funny to see all these people who want to talk to me now that didn't want to talk to me in school, i play it nice and won't go to a nasty level even though i want to punch them in the throat, kick them in the chin, and slash their tires! oh just kidding i would never think like that ;-| ...muhahaha!! love you Mike Falzone!! =)

[mikefalzone]

@redstripe29 thats so agressive! I love it!

[ImponderableAmelia]

New Haven? I live like, 3 towns away from you! I'd tell you which one, but I don't really want the internet to know where I live...

[mikefalzone]

@ImponderableAmelia safe. 

[asiantofu011]

@mikefalzone

you should redo this entire thing, but only use the script from the transcribed closed captioning.

... that would be epic

[Mshunnibun94]

whenever i have a shitty day, i watch your vids and they always cheer me up. your awesome :)

[mikefalzone]

@Mshunnibun94 YOU ARE! Thank you!

[nicnaknoc]

AND/OR.......  butt

[mikefalzone]

@nicnaknoc hahahah

[TravisHelwig]

That Travis kid is pretty smokin!

[mikefalzone]

@TravisHelwig He's a strong 7.

[kuppykate]

Hey um so i think you need to marry me :) i think its a plan. you are perfect :)

[mikefalzone]

@kuppykate I've never been called perfect.  Asshole...but not perfect.

[ChelCjustis]

i laughed so hard at this whole video. definitely one of my all time favorites of yours

[mikefalzone]

@ChelCjustis Thank you so very much.

[CaMstErr]

This is why I end up dodging and hiding from people in Target when I go home for the summer. Even if im doing better than you, i'd rather pretend you never existed. Does that make me mean? Probably, but im okay with that.

[mikefalzone]

@CaMstErr Makes you normal.

[loverlei79]

Ahhhh...lovely socially awkward moments. thanks for teaching me how to make them more awkward!

[mikefalzone]

@loverlei79 Always. 

[vautlapeine]

conversations i always have to have:

"so whats your major now?"

"communications"

"oh... are you going to get a job with that?"

yes. yes i am... bitches.

[mikefalzone]

@vautlapeine I've that exact conversation a million times.

[vautlapeine]

@mikefalzone IM NOT TRYING TO MAKE MONEY IM JUST TRYING TO DO SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE.

thats what i really want to say.

perhaps that is what i will say this time.

[Janiemm]

"Because Jonah Hill lost A LOT OF WEIGHT! And if he can do it, i can do it!! AND FUCK YOU!!

[mikefalzone]

@Janiemm : )

[Alziiya]

Is it just me or did you lose weight? you look great! ;)

[mikefalzone]

@Alziiya a little...thank you friend!

[DyamonFTW]

I enjoy every part of this. Every part.

[mikefalzone]

@DyamonFTW I enjoy every part of you...wait.

[SamBamKablaam]

Fuckin' bees.

[mikefalzone]

@SamBamKablaam selfish

[oyeDeitaK]

High in fiber, low in fame <3 Your impressive

[mikefalzone]

@oyeDeitaK : ) Thank you nice person.

[Ssource6]

Jonah Hill did do it. I'm not quite sure if you have the motivation though.

[mikefalzone]

@Ssource6 Strong point.

[Mshunnibun94]

loves this :)

[mikefalzone]

@Mshunnibun94 loves you.

[Mshunnibun94]

@mikefalzone im not gonna pretend that i dont get excited when you reply to my comment, as nerdy as it is, so yeah, sorta made my day.

[janetlc69]

LoL!! I <3 you guys!! great vid ^_^ you 2 have great chemistry XP thanks for the laughter this morning

[mikefalzone]

@janetlc69 We are in love...prolly. Thank you for watching! 

[lilmidgetgirl69]

This made me giggle.

[mikefalzone]

@lilmidgetgirl69 happy to hear that.

[TheLeeMD]

This was great!

And I kinda see the Jonah Hill sound-alike, but I'd never thought of it before until you mentioned it. You could probably do a wicked impression of him though!

Happy holidays :)

[mikefalzone]

@TheLeeMD Im gonna start working on that. Same to you!

[holycrabdotcom]

you uploaded this on my birthday ^_^

[mikefalzone]

@holycrabdotcom HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[ItsAtoriable]

that awkward moment when you're dorthy kissbuttswith..

[mikefalzone]

@ItsAtoriable BAHHHH!

[ingridping88]

Lmao, that was awesome!

[mikefalzone]

@ingridping88 thank you!

[Jedilawls]

LMFAO LMFAO pure amazing like always<3[:

[mikefalzone]

@Jedilawls That means a lot! Im glad you liked it! 

[FindyQ]

I left the tab with your video open for hours because I couldn't think of just the right comment to leave so you would understand how much I love you/this video/your hilarious friend and all that jazz. But that didn't happen, so instead I'm saying this, you make my day...and me and my face happy. :]

[mikefalzone]

@FindyQ hat means more to me than I could possible tell you with a straight face. THANK YOU!

[taylorisneato]

Mr. Incredible was an insurance guy. He didn't cheat on his wife. BAAMM

[mikefalzone]

@taylorisneato You dont know that.

[taylorisneato]

@mikefalzone I'm like... 99% sure he didn't. There really isn't a back story.

[MorikoKitsune]

you guys are hilarious.

[mikefalzone]

@MorikoKitsune hank you friend! 

[YorkPattie]

I avoid all interaction with HS people when I go back home by never leaving the house and filling my days eating Thankgiving leftovers.

[mikefalzone]

@YorkPattie Smart. 

[thecolormaria]

of all the people i follow on youtube, i wish you were the one making daily vids.

[mikefalzone]

@thecolormaria really you think so?

[thecolormaria]

@mikefalzone i really do. and apparently so do 20 other people.

[dandobi]

under 100 cwubbbbb! <333

[mikefalzone]

@dandobi cwub samwhich

[caitlinbell8]

This was wonderful.

[mikefalzone]

@caitlinbell8 Thank you caitlin!

[firecat182]

So funny and true! I needed this. I moved back home a few years ago and I try to avoid those awkward run-ins where you try to pretend you are cooler than you were in high school but you really aren't so its nice to know I'm not the only one. To make matters worse, my birthday is the day before Thanksgiving this year so it will just be like a whole week of "wow I'm getting old and really haven't done much since high school and thank you for reminding me." This video will help me get through.

[mikefalzone]

@firecat182 You are never cooler...just taller! I love your face.

[StfuJessss]

so many truths.

[mikefalzone]

@StfuJessss TROOFS!

[ohernandez13]

last year when I went home for thanksgiving. I seen my HS crush... and she had like 5 kids... Glad I dodged that bullet xD

[mikefalzone]

@ohernandez13 You and your safe ass sperm.

[hotpinkpaperclips]

This was....pretty much amazing.

[mikefalzone]

@hotpinkpaperclips Thank you clips!

[WayhoRachel]

Oh God! This whole thing was way too funny!

[mikefalzone]

@WayhoRachel Thank you!

[tikea85]

This makes me want to celebrate American Thanksgiving! Bahahahahahahahaa!!!!

[mikefalzone]

@tikea85 come celebrate! 

[analyssia7]

this made me happy :)

[mikefalzone]

@analyssia7 Happy to hear that!

[alisally]

hahah i enjoyed this a whole lot

[mikefalzone]

@alisally That means a lot to me.

[angelface14363703]

LMFAO thank you for the laugh!

[mikefalzone]

@angelface14363703 Thank you for watching!

[CelticFae74]

Do u know how many of us who grew up there and went to said park found that pulpit thing and pretended to be preachers? Oh the memories. Thanks for the chuckles.

[mikefalzone]

@CelticFae74 All of us....forever. 

[MeaganHarman]

This made me laugh so hard. And I needed a laugh, so thanks.

"How many goth kids do you think have had sex on this alter?" - Golden

You kinda do sound like Jonah Hill... The sexy version, if that makes you feel any better. :P

This was awesome.

[mikefalzone]

@MeaganHarman Thanks so much for watching Meg. Glad you liked it!

[owchihurtmyself]

hahaha omg amazing

[mikefalzone]

@owchihurtmyself Thank you soooo much!

[lamelori]

and then, I will kiss her again.....forever.

this was so great

[mikefalzone]

@lamelori My fav line of the whole thing by far.

[nightstalk3r19]

cos i can



[nightstalk3r19]

first?



[mikefalzone]

@nightstalk3r19 well done.

[nightstalk3r19]

@mikefalzone Why thankyou :)