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  • 111 women realized while watching this video that they are on there way to becoming obsolete.

  • Wtf. Jesus. 

  • Directo para los ForeverAlone, enserio como "Esto" puede reemplazar una mujer? Miren como habla <_< Pff!!

  • she looks like lady gaga 0_0

  • @ksam96trini She looks like a fucken skank ,  I would'nt fuck her with my Dog's dick ,,, Let alone mine !

  • she looks like lady gaga 0_0

  • creepy...

  • why not just do a real human instead a peice of metal

  • It's just a joke, not the real video. OP Can suck a cock

  • I think I'd be afraid to shag Roxy.

  • wtf!!1

  • I get the feeling that the preview of the voices and dialogue is total bull... 9-11 flashback as a man? Really? People are dumb enough to fall for that?

  • @novadestin it's a joke vid ya fuckin' idiot

  • This is a dark day for Japan. Someone beat them to the punch.

  • IS THIS REAL? The 9-11 is creepy as fuck! Oh my god!

  • wow , its like a whore that doesnt want to smoke crack afterward!

  • The voices are creepy as fuck, why not hire people to voice pre-recorded phrases or something? And why does she have some horrifying PTSD 9-11 flashback at the end? Pure fucking nightmare fuel, this one.

  • Virgins invented this lol i mean, damn, i know 12 year old kids that can come up with better names than "Wild Wendy' and "Mature Martha" :)

  • Dude did anyone notice at the end she remembers dieing in 911 and remembers shes a guy asking for help hes trapped in hell and can't move and askes you to kill him?

  • @Entrycut Yeah, the hell was with that last bit there?

  • I'm all up for sex robots but... couldn't they have made her prettier? Do not want!

  • The voices are creepy.

  • Ugly...

  • They could've given her a Prettier face , That robot looks retarded , They could've made her look like Jodie Foster or like Salma Hiyak . Also the legs need to be filled out a little more .

  • @nicktesla45 you want to do Jodie Foster? of all the people to model the thing after, Jodie fuckin Foster?

  • @Frenious Hey Jodie is cute and she has some of the best legs in Hollywood . It's not her fault that she turned out to be a fucken lesbian .

  • her "YOUNG" mode sounds like a chipmunk

  • i never see real dolls with celebrity faces ! how much angelina jolie love dolls you could sell..

  • I like. soccer.

  • How desperate must a man be to buy this..

  • bolesno.... ovim muskarcima treba doktor ne robot ...

  • "10000 tons of jet fuel in my ??? sounds just about right." Sounded like poop shoot to me. LOL 3:07

  • "You have a nice wiener"? God Omighty I pity the poor fool that has to screw plastic. If you're screwing a doll just get a gun and end it already.

  • This is sick.

  • but will Mom and Dad like Her?

  • Oliver: Dad i'm 16 & I'm turning 17 in 3 days. Can you explain to me what I need to know to prepare myself when i'm with a girl & about to have sex.

    Father: Olly i'll do better than that. I recently purchased you Roxxy Robot to help you build your sexual confidence with an actual girl.

    Oliver: Dad your the greatest dad a boy can have. I'll practice everyday using my own personal Roxxy.I'll make you proud dad.

    Father: Well then it was worth buying it to help train you for the actual thing my boy

  • I wonder how many wealthy business men will order customized android replicas of Brittany Spears & Lady GaGa. To fulfill their wildest fantasies as they continuously subject the doll to frequent molestation & violent gratification. Now all men have to confirm is how much mileage can these sex-droids handle before they need to be taken in for a tune-up or complete over haul. And lubricated so their insides don't rust from the urine & semen. Also what about the germs that can collect inside her.

  • 3:06 wtf...mmmmmmm 10.000 tons of... omg

    I would throw a beer in her face if she would talk to me, while i am watching tv!

    I paid for sex and not for talking. lol!

  • Hi. I think she is very life-like and attractive as well !!!

  • This is the most hilarious thing I've seen on Youtube

    "Did you know 9 to 11 was an inside job"

    This man is the Shakespeare of erotic dialog

  • This is single handedly the most hilarious video I have ever seen

  • soon we men will not need these asshole women.......

  • Dear god

  • This cannot be real.

  • it's gonna suck if skynet becomes self aware while your dick is in that thing's mouth.

  • Lol I bet this robot maker was all like:Dude this is gonna be the best invention Evar xD?

  • Wowwwww... This is the creepiest thing I've ever seen in my life... Did the last part not freak anyone out? O_o

  • I'm afraid, how could anyone actually have sex with that thing.

  • do you like my wild side. that nice. soccer. jet fuel

  • Women, this is your fault for being so difficult.

  • @ImmortalDestructor lol i fall off my chair reading that!

  • I think the personalities are the same... they both say in the same voice,"I like soccer... jet fuel and tons of steel"

  • Men have grown disgustingly pathetic. Damn RoboHo!

  • Roxxxy, you're all soft and squishy!

    -- Robot Betty9

  • TOWER 1!!?!? WTF

  • creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!!!!

  • If They Are Going To Tell You How There Day Went First You Might As Well Just Get A Real Girl Friend To Talk Your Ear Off.

  • hahahahahahahaha a prostitute is betterer hahahahaha the prostitute can give you a infeccion this shit only can give you a fuckin electro shock hahahaha

  • Does no one else think the concept of a 9/11 victim's soul being trapped helplessly inside this immobile sex doll is THE MOST DISTURBING THING EVER?!

  • that`s nice, borat is back :-)

  • shut up bitch and fix me a taco.

  • THAT IS SO LAME!!!.. HAHAHAHA.. I rather have a prostitute..hahaha

  • the voice sounds terrible and the young one sounds like a damn 15 year old girl...creepy.

    Plus the whole "Oh, that is good" in that boring monotone voice will certainly not turn anyone one. Maybe I'd go for one in the next 20 years or something when the technology improves, the voice sounds realistic and everything. Hell, voice actresses in english dub hentai sound more realistic!

  • @overfiend87 did you actually watch the video

  • RONALDOOOO

    

  • 10,000 tons of jet fuel

  • why pay 10,000$ for a plastic robot when you can pick up a hooker for 6$?

  • That's nice. I like. SOCCER.

  • The best way is to chose the face you prefer. I would like one looks like Madonna. That will be great!!!

  • hahaha! thats nice. I like.

  • that its just sad

  • she looks like catherine tate gagging on a sock

  • em em em em em em em em em

  • OMG i just read that the price of RENTING one will be $300 an hour lol. Not just that who in the Fucking world would rent a used sex robot lmao.

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  • mmm looks like lady gaga

  • Why add the feature of making it talk when the main reason you would get one is because it CAN'T talk?

    Also, one question, does it do anal?

  • @thikr999 anal anna is in the making I'm sure... I" like your weiner and balls of jet fuel in my c-c-cornwhole y--e-ahh baby."

  • would that not just put you off?

  • gotta love the conspiracy theory speech implanted in the second last bot. hilarious :D

  • thats nice!

    you have a nice wiener!

    i like!

  • @Vihara2 lol yeap that's all... it.. says... xD

  • This is a joke right? I mean it doesn't really talk like that does it?

  • Sexbots were the first true sex robot designed as a sexual companion. Seen only at sexbots dot us

  • LOL. "You can call me Young... I used to have a name but everyone decided at the last minute that it was too creepy to include in the trade demonstration."

  • WOW i'm scared now O.o ...y does it keep talking about soccer balls?!

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  • This has to be the single most retarded thing I have ever heard......Not seen, heard. What sort of investor would waste money on the plans, construction and manufacturing of a robot only to hire the worst choreographer/voice over/writer in the history of reproduction and human sexuality. I would not be surprised if this venture was a failure. HA HA! nice.........

  • LOL Well, its a far cry from the Cherry 2000, but it's a step. LOL

  • Wow a robot with a pre-programmed personality disorder....just what i Need.

  • Macmil Cybernetics was the first true sex robot.Rooxxy is fair but to say it talks and was first can be proven wrong just by one video done in 2008. There was even a movie of two robots having sex made by Macmil Cybernetics in 2008. The proof can be seen at SEBOTS.us oa search mmcyb.Our sexbots are for fun and entertanment

  • The fact the Twin Towers was brought up really in POOR taste

  • @leerider52  Not really. I do believe one of the selling points was "She'll go down quicker than the twin towers!"

  • id like a threesome with that

  • She remembers being a man killed during the attack on the Twin Towers, and is aware of being trapped in the body of an immobile sex doll, pleading desperately for the release of death? HOT :3

  • She sounds like GlaDos Hahahahahahahaha !

  • big soccer balls full of jet fuel? ROFL

  • imagine if that robot did malfunction your stick will get burn.

  • Why would you waste your money on THAT? What would happen if it "malfunctions" while your fucking it?

    Get a real woman, it's cheaper.

  • well it a start......

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  • She look like lady gaga.

  • she's so ugly. and im not turned on seeing her mouth hjahaahhahaa. its like she's been sucking for too long

  • why did the English one say soccer?

  • She's scary

  • OMG....WTF.....umm...yah. Mmk. Well maybe all the geeks and nerds will stop running around my street, drunk and stay inside with this sick ass thing.

  • wtf, "Young" sounds like Glados.

    Can she bake cake afterwards?

  • man creates his first living sex robot... with a butter face.

    Sweet irony

  • Ah ha. That's nice. I like. Soccer.  Brilliant!

  • 10 thousand tons of molten jet fuel

  • i work in tower 1

  • Get the voice better, not so computer like, darken the skin, and if you want realism make the eyes and mouth move some.

  • LOL "You have a nice weiner"

  • Erm.....I don't mean to be a bitch.....but she...err..."it" looks a bit like a beaten up Rachel Zoe.

  • this is the beginning of the end of the fucking world.

    like terminator and shit. they start out as secks robots

    then they flip the switch and bamm!! there goes the fucking future

    it all starts with the ability to fuck a robot with personalaties

    then they start making robots trained to kill and spit out bad one liners.

    we're screwed.

  • @thesecksbots No, we're not screwed, our future children are, so basically... who the fuck cares coz we r gonna be dead by then MUHAHAHAHA

  • "Would you like to abrade my calluses?"

  • That thing doesnt even move,,,,,,,, piece of crap. Its just a Real doll with a text to speech engine with sensor cables. Ill bet if I were to get a mannequin, and enough servos, I could make one that would REALLYdo things! Even one that changes diapers (hehe for the adult babies)

  • lol?

  • to see real sex robot search MMCYB

  • terminators of sex lol

  • 3:09 - uh, did i hear her say "10 thousand pounds of jet fuel in my poop chute sounds just about...right."??

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHhaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA

  • what.....the......fuck???!!!

  • #LOL just do me instead =]

  • @DarkDollie4 sure, sounds like a plan

  • you have a nice wiener hahahaha

  • @xodette24x I like!

  • lol, they should have used a different voice at least...

  • This is the most dehumanizing thing ive ever seen. Our culture is so screwed up.

  • @livelaughlove311 fuck you, it's been 8 years i don't have a girlfriend and i'd pay for a sex robot.

  • She's ugly anyway. = FAIL

  • O.o

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  • RILF

  • wkuk - sex robot. sex robot!

  • This is Sick! So, really sick guys (people) should use It. IT!

  • Wow that's fucking sad that some people have to buy thees so get to have sex hahahahaha

  • I am trapped in hemmMMMMMPHLMPHML

  • The maker of this doll must be a perverted version Geppetto on crack. This is what he wants to hear when he nails it!

    1:52 "You know what gets me really hot? Ten thousand tons of molten steel and jet fuel"

    4:00 "Would you like to abrade my calluses"

    4:27 (References to 911) "I remember dying, Ten thousand tons of molten steel and jet fuel crashing down on me"

    4:54 (A man voice says) "I'm trapped in hell, kill me!"

    No way a sane person could maintain a stiffy!

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  • Her face is sooooooooooooo ugly? A major turnoff!!

  • WOW Its like havng sex With A Corps but weirder

  • she looks like a dragqueen

  • Extraordinary, utterly extraordinary. As an android, it's lifelike yet still looks like a waxwork combined with a shop mannikin. Voice synthesis not too great. It's an expensive shop dummy, that talks. For a guy to buy this, my god, the - reported - cost of $6600, you could hire an escort for a few days, or invest in a dating coach, style makeovers, therapy, relationship advice. Who would buy this to perform sex acts on, the Elephant man?

  • gay at 4.45

  • Just listen to the inflection in her voice. Isn't that lovely? I kind of like her; she reminds me of Stephen Hawking, only not as intelligent.

  • I don't see how something can be a companion if it doesn't even have a consciousness.

    Just go to the pandorabots site if you want to talk to an AI. It's a lot cheaper.

  • C-R-E-E-P-Y

  • fake and gay

  • HA HA HA HA HA!

  • Why the hell does she keep talking about jet fuel? Suck my dick already.

  • Hahaha, it got hilarious after 4:40

  • Roxxxy will challenge women fidelity!!! this is the real deal my brothers!!!

  • lmfaoooo wth!

    "i like your weiner" "are those big soccer balls full of jet fuel"

  • Creeeeepy.... o_O  Does she eventually long for a robot mate?

  • companionship, relationship that is the main part....not the sex....uhhh ya that....5 additional personalities, how about 5 additional holes

  • Young Max Headroom "an...an...an.ananan..and 10,000 tons of jet fuel

  • Did they have to make it so ugly?

  • That is one of the lamest things I have ever seen ! ! ! LOL!!!

  • This would be like the saddest gift ever.

  • All that technology and they make it look like Catherine Tate.

  • "Do you like.. molten steel?"

    "10,000 tons of jet fuel... in me"

    Frigid Farrah sounds HOT! "You know what I like? Using emery boards on my foot callaises"

    Lol at the 911 bit

  • when i was imagining robot companions,i had something more like anime robots in my mind.this robot sucks.

  • LOL AT WHAT THEY ARE SAYING, WTF!

  • WTF...

    "Young - She is oh so young (barely 18) and waiting for you to touch her"

    repulsive.

  • Someone actually beat Japan to this. I'm impressed.

  • *Share your girlfriends with your friends by swapping them back and forth...

    Sorry bud, I love you but Mature Marth is booked for the whole month at my place.