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  • CELERY!?!?!

  • call ur mother into the room, play from 5:00 to 5:22, without her looking at the screen lol

  • i bet that car is good for driving with your mates to one of MANY silly football games or REALLY entertaining racing events like dragracing, even for the touring car championship

  • @skhackersk in great britain it's called a vauxhall and in other places it's called an Opel and also something to do with the quality of the car.

  • Oh dear, the sinister days when Baelzebub the sound editor had yet to be fired.

  • 5:00 to 5:15 so wrong on many levels.

  • why is that car called vauxhall , when its actually opel????

  • @skhackersk Vauxhall is the British badge of GM.

  • Vauxall and Opal are both GM shit

  • @MaddDogg81 Tell us something we don't know.

  • Mr Bean wannabe

  • what song is that at the begining

  • Why can't he just buy an automatic , infact why most people is uk don't buy automatic ? I just hate the shifting gears

  • @Prostreetcrazy but shifting is just the real thing ... maybe you are to stupid to learn shifting

  • You get this much space in a B3 Passat for 500 pounds...

  • aaaaaah, Its nice to revisit one of the first top gear videos I saw.

  • condoms will fit in those compartments

  • i carry a stick of celery everywhere i go, never know when it comes in handy :)

  • the 2003-2008 Vauxhall Signum/ Opel Signum was assembled in

    Rüsselsheim, Germany

  • Reminds me of the Ford Mondeo's interior.

  • but wait, didn't stig put it around the track???

  • storage for celery. . x D thats fucking brilliant !

  • Definitely one of Clarksons' funniest skits to date. This is classic. :-D

  • mr bean remade

  • Please, please, PLEASE fix the sound mixing! For the love of God!

  • Something is missing... I would change the wheels. Just sayin.

  • hahah come do that shit over here in cali and see how much money your goin to put in that lil thing LMAO

  • thats not the first time he's tied up two Hoes with tape!

  • 2:51 is my old truck

  • Jeremy has blue eyes...haha

  • Put the Hoe on the extending arm...

  • reminds me of mr bean

  • This is the series when they let the work experience kid do the audio mixing. You can't hear a word he's saying when the music is playing.

  • why didn t he use an automatic gearbox it would be way easier!

    thumbs up if you agree

  • @ChabanianPie

    all the more challenging to drive a stick shift with only hands. europeans dont typically drive automatics unless the driver has a physical disability or some other reason.

  • ET WAWX!!

  • Does anyone know the name of the song at the beginning PLEASE!

  • he got two hoes in the backseat lol

  • I hope he really donated that money to the donkeys

  • @dingo2333 you, my friend, made my day!

  • How about the other £40 from the imagrants in the back of the trucks?

  • that car would've been good for a taxi 

  • Did Top Gear Review/Test The Vauxhall Omega on TV ?..... The Pre-Facelift or The Facelift Model ...? Thanks...

  • he said he would put money into the box if there is someone sitting in the back of a car..the first time their actually was a passenger but in the front passenger seat. anyone else notice that

  • @deanbrickland

    Yes, but as Jeremy would say "don't be so pedantic!" 

  • What are those celery storage compartments really for? I guess its just there to fill up space and you can put what ever fits in them in.

  • @wwade2 prob more glasses

  • love the steering wheel

  • Lol. Clarkson has "a hoe, another hoe, and a long, extending thing..." wohoo, if one listens out of context sounds like he´s having a party with a couple of gals, LOL.

  • FINALLY!

    Somewhere to put my celery. Thank you Vauxhall!

    Wait....

    I'm American.

  • @RedBlueBlackWhite good one lol

  • Some say he was deaf even before he was born. And that his ears were tortured and burnt alive by the spanish inquisition. All we know is... He is NOT the Stig, but he is Top Gear's sound engineer!!!

  • celery o__O

  • EIMG FIRST WASH YOUR TEETH PAMBAZO HAHAHHA

  • apears comfortable, too bad they aren;t in ameria market :(

  • would you like commentary with your audio?

  • Sound editor should be sliced

  • ugly fat man...look like flintstones, argh... should dissapear from this planet

  • @artmc196 Bloody burrito-maker with no sense of humour neither gramar knowledge ;]

  • i´ve got the same bus thing for coins.. what´s it called?

  • @kohli611

    we've all got it... and the phonebooth thingy

    it's just a suvenir i think

  • what's that scoobididoobidoo-song at the beginning? Anyone?

  • what ive got is a hoe? wtf!

  • @neo1392 its sommit you do with seeds.... stop being childish arse hole

  • @JamieJWSmith haha brits are funny! love it when they use words like that, btw im goin out for a fag...hohoho

  • it takes more energy to chew celery than it gives. It's almost all water

  • I HATE CELLERI!!!!

  • @TheOgaboga You spelled celery wrong.

  • He brought a few hoes.

  • lol he has got two hoes in the back seat

  • As soon as he says Times up those 5 cars have people in the back! lol

  • God If you listen to 4:56 - 5:15 without the footage it sounds like hes about to have the greatest, kinkiest night of his life

  • @dingo2333 llmfaoooo im cryin here at work hahah

  • @dingo2333 lol u made me roll on the floor =)

  • @dingo2333 hahaha lmao :D

  • @dingo2333 sounds like a regular saturday night to me...

  • His hair isn't grey!

  • This is so red green lol! :D

  • 6:45 the music is hilarious.

  • a celery would be very useful in cars like vauxhall signum, ferrari 458 italia, bugatti veyron, aston martin, and others

  • @klintonhaw

    are you stupid?!?!

    you forgot about the mercedes SLS!

  • @izabelini oh, i did mention the term "others", didn't I?

  • @klintonhaw

    Sorry i was too excited to troll.

    (sarcasm :D)

  • wow he has 2 hos in his car already. nice job. jus make sure your ho is clean before you use it

  • What no hammer?

  • Only one thing sucks in this show... the Sound engineer !

  • stupid jeremy

  • The phantom sound engineer strikes again....

  • "im a man, and so ive got 2 ho's and my extending arm." hahaha

  • 42 people couldn't think of the donkeys.

  • I was contemplating calling the celery the best part until I saw what the video was all about (albeit 7 minutes in, but whatever). Now, the best part was definitely the fact that Clarkson is such an idiot that this probably wasn't even filmed on a closed course.

  • "what ive got here is a hoe, and another hoe" lol :D!

  • Your diving on the wrong side of the road!!!lol

  • i wish scientists would hurry up and find a way to make these guys immortal, they are so funny

  • @charlieg88x science is done thru experiments, and experiments take time

  • talk about backseat driving! hahaha!!

  • ..........not even a rolls-Royce has a celery compartment.

  • TopGear I LOVE YOU

  • Clarkson has a couple of hoes in the backseat. You pimp you..

  • Alt + F4 to skip ads!!

  • "What I've got here, is a hoe.....and another hoe" that made me laugh so hard!

  • 3:14 very funny xD

  • why dont OPEL sell cars in england wtf Vauxhall ?!?!

  • @GermanCarTestsFL OPEL AMN VAUXHALL ARE G.M

  • @dasgilde Yes i know but !

    why they dont call it OPEL its much to expensive to pruduce the Vauxhall emblem.....

  • @GermanCarTestsFL Vauxhall also brings to mind much more rubbish cars than Opel.. Hehe.

  • @GermanCarTestsFL hahaha that's the most fucking stupid reason for re-branding a whole marque i've ever heard.

  • xDDDD

  • @dasgilde not anymore.

  • I think if he had a separate lever for the brake and accelerator........

    And he wasn't Jeremy Clarkson......

    It MIGHT have worked.

  • @AFLoneWolf Jeremy Clarkson is a legend! He gets some stick for the STUPIDEST of things that he says, like when he called a car 'special needs', because people like you take everything he does and says as 'offensive'! The man is only trying to get laughs, and he is succeeding

  • Never heard of a donkey sanctuary, but poor donkeys :(

  • hoes are different in britain.

  • The American Top gear sucks! the original will always be the best! (coming from and american)

  • @DrummerNigel7 I agree with you.Last night was better than the debut,but not by much.All I can say is,if you watch the first few episodes of the UK version,it certainly wasn't as tight and tidy as it is now...I just hope US TG won't keep pandering to stupid Americans with no attention spans that love wacky,bouncy camera work and obviously disjointed editing...I'll be patient for a bit...a bit.

  • @DrummerNigel7 coming from AND american?

  • @ultimatemtb im sorry, i type fast and sometimes, i have a slip of words, i am human.

  • @DrummerNigel7 you have a what??

  • @DrummerNigel7 they just need better hosts. Tanner is good, but the rest are dreadful.

  • hahahaahha celery

  • to operate his new ''invention'' you would need to be an octopus

  • 2 hoes 

  • I have that same tin! I feel so special :P

  • Nice work! Gets whats deserved. Nice crash. Should had perfected it though! Clarckson island would be a blast this time year! Must wreck more 3:)

  • he reminds me of Mr Bean

  • obviously there would be very little people in the back seats of cars because most people are either at work and children who normally sit in the back are at school on a Tuesday mid-day.

  • Anyone know what songs play at the start and at 2:54?

  • Mr. bean do stuff like that... driving from the top of the car ... and Jeremy drive from the back... nice idea.

  • @kino261988

    mr.bear is better ^_^

  • lol usually this guy is cocky from what ive seen of him but this shit is funny. nice episode lol

  • I can not even imagine what for we need 4 door cars in everyday life. Yes of course i know about family and kids, but there is so many not married boys and girls or grand pas and grand mas who will be more comfortable in 2 seat car. You can get economic Miata or Smart OR you can get Benz SL or something luxury and fast. 4 door cars are more expensive to build, not economic, big, many ppl can't drive it caz its to long. We drive cars alone most of our life.

  • @zelibober its for the mexicans here in america lol no offense there but its true they have like fuckin 8 kids or more per family. and theres so many of them here cuz they reproduce so fast and have so many kids, that they make up a pretty big part of the car economy (population)

  • why vauxhall cars look like german opel cars?

  • @alabala327 cause it's opel. It's just Badge-Engineering

  • @alabala327 same company same cars

  • @alabala327

    they are the same, for some reason

  • any knows the music that starts at 06:28 ? plz reply.

  • @AamerHalabi It's William Tell's Overture

  • @Caranelen thanks.

  • i want tons of space in back seat...

  • release: July 13, 2003 wthhhe hell?

  • Jeremy's got more hoes than Lowes

  • I'm american I would stick a gun in the compartment.

  • to skip ads [[1:00]]

  • since theres hoes in the back they should put condoms in the storage compartments

  • i used to have a Opel Signum not Vauxhall but with 3.2 engine it wasnt that bad !

  • 3:14 Clarkson reminds me of Mr.Bean

  • What's the song in the beginning?

  • press f5 to skip the ads!! 

  • @stoutjelle

    Shut up, if youtube figures that out they will patch that.

  • stig should go around the track with that set up

  • when he first brought the hoes out i thought he was gonna make it a pimp car

  • With good space in the back....i think i would put condoms in the roof storage lol

  • audio sucks monkey nutts

  • @The03GTSTANG Yes, many of the clips from TopGear have sucky audio, with the music being much louder then the voice of the ppl talking.

  • He so got this from Mr. Bean... search for "Mr Bean - Driving on roof of car"

    hahaha still good though

  • @joe84gar Ummm.... no, you're an idiot.

  • clarkson in a vauxhaull with some hoes o.O"

  • mhh Jeremy has two hoes in his car

  • Why the hell cant americans make cars with Fridges in them, =\

    Weve elected a black predisent but i cant have a refreshing coke? =[

  • hey st. etienne on the soundtrack (briefly) - respect

  • he's got a lot of hoes

  • it remembers me mr. Bean.

    LOL

  • If that Vauxhall Signum was equipped with an automatic transmission, back seat driving would have been a lot easier.

  • Who would pay 25k pounds for a freakin' vauxhall?

  • topgear must do something to the sound editing...................it's­ too hard to hear these guys talking

  • i wish top gear reviewed the dodge magnum. I have one and its an amaaazing car.

  • @lastmondaypast1 They would consider it as rubbish.

  • sound editor deaf??!??!?

  • Ok 1 person in a car.

    What a waste of energy...

  • jeeze i need this car, my celery is getting everywhere!

  • celery lol

  • fuck ads!

  • fuck google adds.. fuck them so bad

  • There's no way that this car would feature on Top Gear now. Unless they blew it up.

  • The background music is much more, nosier.

  • THINK OF THE DONKEYS!!!

  • IT WORKS!!!, IT WORKS!!!