i bet that car is good for driving with your mates to one of MANY silly football games or REALLY entertaining racing events like dragracing, even for the touring car championship
all the more challenging to drive a stick shift with only hands. europeans dont typically drive automatics unless the driver has a physical disability or some other reason.
he said he would put money into the box if there is someone sitting in the back of a car..the first time their actually was a passenger but in the front passenger seat. anyone else notice that
Lol. Clarkson has "a hoe, another hoe, and a long, extending thing..." wohoo, if one listens out of context sounds like he´s having a party with a couple of gals, LOL.
Some say he was deaf even before he was born. And that his ears were tortured and burnt alive by the spanish inquisition. All we know is... He is NOT the Stig, but he is Top Gear's sound engineer!!!
I was contemplating calling the celery the best part until I saw what the video was all about (albeit 7 minutes in, but whatever). Now, the best part was definitely the fact that Clarkson is such an idiot that this probably wasn't even filmed on a closed course.
@AFLoneWolf Jeremy Clarkson is a legend! He gets some stick for the STUPIDEST of things that he says, like when he called a car 'special needs', because people like you take everything he does and says as 'offensive'! The man is only trying to get laughs, and he is succeeding
@DrummerNigel7 I agree with you.Last night was better than the debut,but not by much.All I can say is,if you watch the first few episodes of the UK version,it certainly wasn't as tight and tidy as it is now...I just hope US TG won't keep pandering to stupid Americans with no attention spans that love wacky,bouncy camera work and obviously disjointed editing...I'll be patient for a bit...a bit.
obviously there would be very little people in the back seats of cars because most people are either at work and children who normally sit in the back are at school on a Tuesday mid-day.
I can not even imagine what for we need 4 door cars in everyday life. Yes of course i know about family and kids, but there is so many not married boys and girls or grand pas and grand mas who will be more comfortable in 2 seat car. You can get economic Miata or Smart OR you can get Benz SL or something luxury and fast. 4 door cars are more expensive to build, not economic, big, many ppl can't drive it caz its to long. We drive cars alone most of our life.
@zelibober its for the mexicans here in america lol no offense there but its true they have like fuckin 8 kids or more per family. and theres so many of them here cuz they reproduce so fast and have so many kids, that they make up a pretty big part of the car economy (population)
Fucking bitch mother fucker sucking dick piece of shit faggot shit face fucking piece of fuck face sucking balls fucking cunt fucking assface fucking dick head fucking assmouth fucking asshole face motha fucka son of a fucking bitch ass mother fucking hoe fucking slut fucking cunt face fucking prostitute fucking shit ass mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CELERY!?!?!
jedrek12345 1 week ago in playlist Season 2
call ur mother into the room, play from 5:00 to 5:22, without her looking at the screen lol
BillSami1989 1 week ago
i bet that car is good for driving with your mates to one of MANY silly football games or REALLY entertaining racing events like dragracing, even for the touring car championship
MrSwedeman 2 weeks ago
@skhackersk in great britain it's called a vauxhall and in other places it's called an Opel and also something to do with the quality of the car.
TopGearFan1231 3 weeks ago
Oh dear, the sinister days when Baelzebub the sound editor had yet to be fired.
aymthebest 4 weeks ago
5:00 to 5:15 so wrong on many levels.
dkc2lover 1 month ago
why is that car called vauxhall , when its actually opel????
skhackersk 1 month ago
@skhackersk Vauxhall is the British badge of GM.
TimBrewin 2 weeks ago
Vauxall and Opal are both GM shit
MaddDogg81 1 month ago
@MaddDogg81 Tell us something we don't know.
sqi8000 1 month ago
Mr Bean wannabe
Shinylord123 1 month ago
what song is that at the begining
MrVac14 2 months ago
Why can't he just buy an automatic , infact why most people is uk don't buy automatic ? I just hate the shifting gears
Prostreetcrazy 2 months ago
@Prostreetcrazy but shifting is just the real thing ... maybe you are to stupid to learn shifting
MrIggybo 2 weeks ago
You get this much space in a B3 Passat for 500 pounds...
soberek 3 months ago
aaaaaah, Its nice to revisit one of the first top gear videos I saw.
machedari 3 months ago
condoms will fit in those compartments
StickGuy0000000001 3 months ago 3
i carry a stick of celery everywhere i go, never know when it comes in handy :)
ByrneBeatsInc 3 months ago
the 2003-2008 Vauxhall Signum/ Opel Signum was assembled in
Rüsselsheim, Germany
Annihilator1111 4 months ago
Reminds me of the Ford Mondeo's interior.
Scourgeandmephiles93 4 months ago in playlist Season 2
but wait, didn't stig put it around the track???
AmdAtiForever 4 months ago
storage for celery. . x D thats fucking brilliant !
JusHere2PostComments 4 months ago
Definitely one of Clarksons' funniest skits to date. This is classic. :-D
Northax 4 months ago
mr bean remade
bitchniggerization 4 months ago
Please, please, PLEASE fix the sound mixing! For the love of God!
Nwambe 4 months ago
Something is missing... I would change the wheels. Just sayin.
SidedriverDotCom 5 months ago
hahah come do that shit over here in cali and see how much money your goin to put in that lil thing LMAO
roro21ro 5 months ago
thats not the first time he's tied up two Hoes with tape!
cupramac 5 months ago
2:51 is my old truck
liama98 5 months ago
Jeremy has blue eyes...haha
dks11000 5 months ago
Put the Hoe on the extending arm...
SeatBeltFTW 5 months ago
reminds me of mr bean
freedomgc 6 months ago
This is the series when they let the work experience kid do the audio mixing. You can't hear a word he's saying when the music is playing.
cheeseypuffsrule 6 months ago 3
why didn t he use an automatic gearbox it would be way easier!
thumbs up if you agree
ChabanianPie 6 months ago
@ChabanianPie
all the more challenging to drive a stick shift with only hands. europeans dont typically drive automatics unless the driver has a physical disability or some other reason.
dustylee 5 months ago
ET WAWX!!
0XAciDRaiNX0 6 months ago
Does anyone know the name of the song at the beginning PLEASE!
OriginalOrigins 6 months ago
he got two hoes in the backseat lol
joejarjordan1993 6 months ago 4
I hope he really donated that money to the donkeys
batblat 7 months ago 5
@dingo2333 you, my friend, made my day!
silverinfiniteloop 8 months ago
How about the other £40 from the imagrants in the back of the trucks?
Pwnedanime 8 months ago
that car would've been good for a taxi
Paulpunkrocks 8 months ago
Did Top Gear Review/Test The Vauxhall Omega on TV ?..... The Pre-Facelift or The Facelift Model ...? Thanks...
jjcallduck 8 months ago
he said he would put money into the box if there is someone sitting in the back of a car..the first time their actually was a passenger but in the front passenger seat. anyone else notice that
deanbrickland 9 months ago 4
@deanbrickland
Yes, but as Jeremy would say "don't be so pedantic!"
jorn89 8 months ago
What are those celery storage compartments really for? I guess its just there to fill up space and you can put what ever fits in them in.
wwade2 9 months ago
@wwade2 prob more glasses
deanbrickland 9 months ago
love the steering wheel
geppegep 9 months ago
Lol. Clarkson has "a hoe, another hoe, and a long, extending thing..." wohoo, if one listens out of context sounds like he´s having a party with a couple of gals, LOL.
lalbruiz 9 months ago
FINALLY!
Somewhere to put my celery. Thank you Vauxhall!
Wait....
I'm American.
RedBlueBlackWhite 9 months ago 113
@RedBlueBlackWhite good one lol
djmastermix11 4 months ago
Some say he was deaf even before he was born. And that his ears were tortured and burnt alive by the spanish inquisition. All we know is... He is NOT the Stig, but he is Top Gear's sound engineer!!!
ta666ak666 9 months ago 16
celery o__O
xxxkittehxxx1 9 months ago
EIMG FIRST WASH YOUR TEETH PAMBAZO HAHAHHA
artmc196 9 months ago
apears comfortable, too bad they aren;t in ameria market :(
TheNoobnub 9 months ago
would you like commentary with your audio?
phoenixdat1993 9 months ago
Sound editor should be sliced
bail96 10 months ago 2
ugly fat man...look like flintstones, argh... should dissapear from this planet
artmc196 10 months ago
@artmc196 Bloody burrito-maker with no sense of humour neither gramar knowledge ;]
ElMGsc 10 months ago
i´ve got the same bus thing for coins.. what´s it called?
kohli611 10 months ago
@kohli611
we've all got it... and the phonebooth thingy
it's just a suvenir i think
wstmess 10 months ago
what's that scoobididoobidoo-song at the beginning? Anyone?
manoman0 10 months ago
what ive got is a hoe? wtf!
neo1392 10 months ago
@neo1392 its sommit you do with seeds.... stop being childish arse hole
JamieJWSmith 10 months ago
@JamieJWSmith haha brits are funny! love it when they use words like that, btw im goin out for a fag...hohoho
neo1392 10 months ago
it takes more energy to chew celery than it gives. It's almost all water
MaddDogg81 11 months ago
I HATE CELLERI!!!!
TheOgaboga 11 months ago
@TheOgaboga You spelled celery wrong.
DeltaPhi79 11 months ago
He brought a few hoes.
isometricJ 11 months ago
lol he has got two hoes in the back seat
litoeazndogE 11 months ago
As soon as he says Times up those 5 cars have people in the back! lol
Simpsonsfan1650 1 year ago
God If you listen to 4:56 - 5:15 without the footage it sounds like hes about to have the greatest, kinkiest night of his life
dingo2333 1 year ago 274
@dingo2333 llmfaoooo im cryin here at work hahah
lokinhosk7 9 months ago
@dingo2333 lol u made me roll on the floor =)
Chilibe 8 months ago
@dingo2333 hahaha lmao :D
MrBazpoker 4 months ago
@dingo2333 sounds like a regular saturday night to me...
nzpetrolhead 1 month ago
His hair isn't grey!
alexandanu 1 year ago
This is so red green lol! :D
schnautzr 1 year ago
6:45 the music is hilarious.
Rob23765 1 year ago
a celery would be very useful in cars like vauxhall signum, ferrari 458 italia, bugatti veyron, aston martin, and others
klintonhaw 1 year ago 3
@klintonhaw
are you stupid?!?!
you forgot about the mercedes SLS!
izabelini 1 year ago
@izabelini oh, i did mention the term "others", didn't I?
klintonhaw 1 year ago
@klintonhaw
Sorry i was too excited to troll.
(sarcasm :D)
izabelini 1 year ago
wow he has 2 hos in his car already. nice job. jus make sure your ho is clean before you use it
ryu1036 1 year ago
What no hammer?
slopeysworld 1 year ago
Only one thing sucks in this show... the Sound engineer !
TheRomichou 1 year ago
stupid jeremy
Mumutkotekeling 1 year ago
The phantom sound engineer strikes again....
ataxite 1 year ago 5
"im a man, and so ive got 2 ho's and my extending arm." hahaha
rishir96 1 year ago
42 people couldn't think of the donkeys.
jettadude736 1 year ago 2
I was contemplating calling the celery the best part until I saw what the video was all about (albeit 7 minutes in, but whatever). Now, the best part was definitely the fact that Clarkson is such an idiot that this probably wasn't even filmed on a closed course.
idkwhattonamemyself 1 year ago
"what ive got here is a hoe, and another hoe" lol :D!
fired71 1 year ago
Your diving on the wrong side of the road!!!lol
jrodthegreat1 1 year ago
i wish scientists would hurry up and find a way to make these guys immortal, they are so funny
charlieg88x 1 year ago
@charlieg88x science is done thru experiments, and experiments take time
Imonlyhereforcookies 1 year ago
talk about backseat driving! hahaha!!
megadriver6 1 year ago
..........not even a rolls-Royce has a celery compartment.
hummerh62 1 year ago
TopGear I LOVE YOU
GermanCarTestsFL 1 year ago
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JohnTroy1425 1 year ago
Clarkson has a couple of hoes in the backseat. You pimp you..
apheus27 1 year ago
Alt + F4 to skip ads!!
johnnygold23 1 year ago
"What I've got here, is a hoe.....and another hoe" that made me laugh so hard!
spearkill 1 year ago
3:14 very funny xD
zhatswallace 1 year ago
why dont OPEL sell cars in england wtf Vauxhall ?!?!
GermanCarTestsFL 1 year ago
@GermanCarTestsFL OPEL AMN VAUXHALL ARE G.M
dasgilde 1 year ago
@dasgilde Yes i know but !
why they dont call it OPEL its much to expensive to pruduce the Vauxhall emblem.....
GermanCarTestsFL 1 year ago
@GermanCarTestsFL Vauxhall also brings to mind much more rubbish cars than Opel.. Hehe.
Audiojackful 1 year ago
@GermanCarTestsFL hahaha that's the most fucking stupid reason for re-branding a whole marque i've ever heard.
veyronman 1 year ago
xDDDD
GermanCarTestsFL 1 year ago
@dasgilde not anymore.
InitialDAmine 1 year ago
I think if he had a separate lever for the brake and accelerator........
And he wasn't Jeremy Clarkson......
It MIGHT have worked.
AFLoneWolf 1 year ago 2
@AFLoneWolf Jeremy Clarkson is a legend! He gets some stick for the STUPIDEST of things that he says, like when he called a car 'special needs', because people like you take everything he does and says as 'offensive'! The man is only trying to get laughs, and he is succeeding
lozzie131 1 year ago
Never heard of a donkey sanctuary, but poor donkeys :(
NMbarrassment 1 year ago
hoes are different in britain.
GottfriedvonCramm 1 year ago
The American Top gear sucks! the original will always be the best! (coming from and american)
DrummerNigel7 1 year ago 3
@DrummerNigel7 I agree with you.Last night was better than the debut,but not by much.All I can say is,if you watch the first few episodes of the UK version,it certainly wasn't as tight and tidy as it is now...I just hope US TG won't keep pandering to stupid Americans with no attention spans that love wacky,bouncy camera work and obviously disjointed editing...I'll be patient for a bit...a bit.
twonine3 1 year ago
@DrummerNigel7 coming from AND american?
ultimatemtb 1 year ago
@ultimatemtb im sorry, i type fast and sometimes, i have a slip of words, i am human.
DrummerNigel7 1 year ago
@DrummerNigel7 you have a what??
GottfriedvonCramm 1 year ago
@DrummerNigel7 they just need better hosts. Tanner is good, but the rest are dreadful.
beallhigh26 1 year ago
hahahaahha celery
1337gam3r07 1 year ago
to operate his new ''invention'' you would need to be an octopus
noname2useable 1 year ago
2 hoes
iSuckAtRidingBikes 1 year ago
I have that same tin! I feel so special :P
DoubleSmackJack 1 year ago
Nice work! Gets whats deserved. Nice crash. Should had perfected it though! Clarckson island would be a blast this time year! Must wreck more 3:)
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maurice9253 1 year ago
he reminds me of Mr Bean
oyster1992 1 year ago
obviously there would be very little people in the back seats of cars because most people are either at work and children who normally sit in the back are at school on a Tuesday mid-day.
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rileystephak 1 year ago
Anyone know what songs play at the start and at 2:54?
Zurie 1 year ago
Mr. bean do stuff like that... driving from the top of the car ... and Jeremy drive from the back... nice idea.
kino261988 1 year ago 58
@kino261988
mr.bear is better ^_^
junlouis18 1 year ago
lol usually this guy is cocky from what ive seen of him but this shit is funny. nice episode lol
unleasheth 1 year ago
I can not even imagine what for we need 4 door cars in everyday life. Yes of course i know about family and kids, but there is so many not married boys and girls or grand pas and grand mas who will be more comfortable in 2 seat car. You can get economic Miata or Smart OR you can get Benz SL or something luxury and fast. 4 door cars are more expensive to build, not economic, big, many ppl can't drive it caz its to long. We drive cars alone most of our life.
zelibober 1 year ago
@zelibober its for the mexicans here in america lol no offense there but its true they have like fuckin 8 kids or more per family. and theres so many of them here cuz they reproduce so fast and have so many kids, that they make up a pretty big part of the car economy (population)
unleasheth 1 year ago
why vauxhall cars look like german opel cars?
alabala327 1 year ago
@alabala327 cause it's opel. It's just Badge-Engineering
MattBerlinMatt 1 year ago
@alabala327 same company same cars
RogueBrit 1 year ago
@alabala327
they are the same, for some reason
AudiR8owner 1 year ago
any knows the music that starts at 06:28 ? plz reply.
AamerHalabi 1 year ago
@AamerHalabi It's William Tell's Overture
Caranelen 1 year ago
@Caranelen thanks.
AamerHalabi 1 year ago
i want tons of space in back seat...
ivankoran 1 year ago
release: July 13, 2003 wthhhe hell?
rcbuggyracingya 1 year ago
Jeremy's got more hoes than Lowes
chaldochamp3 1 year ago
I'm american I would stick a gun in the compartment.
JDMdrifterboy7 1 year ago
to skip ads [[1:00]]
treemanluffy 1 year ago 2
since theres hoes in the back they should put condoms in the storage compartments
Gold171 1 year ago
i used to have a Opel Signum not Vauxhall but with 3.2 engine it wasnt that bad !
merxhobenz 1 year ago
3:14 Clarkson reminds me of Mr.Bean
terminator363 1 year ago
What's the song in the beginning?
aloranor 1 year ago
press f5 to skip the ads!!
stoutjelle 1 year ago
@stoutjelle
Shut up, if youtube figures that out they will patch that.
terminator363 1 year ago
stig should go around the track with that set up
coldinfusion 1 year ago 50
when he first brought the hoes out i thought he was gonna make it a pimp car
peguin233 1 year ago 3
With good space in the back....i think i would put condoms in the roof storage lol
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Fucking bitch mother fucker sucking dick piece of shit faggot shit face fucking piece of fuck face sucking balls fucking cunt fucking assface fucking dick head fucking assmouth fucking asshole face motha fucka son of a fucking bitch ass mother fucking hoe fucking slut fucking cunt face fucking prostitute fucking shit ass mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elbacatran12 1 year ago
audio sucks monkey nutts
The03GTSTANG 1 year ago
@The03GTSTANG Yes, many of the clips from TopGear have sucky audio, with the music being much louder then the voice of the ppl talking.
piratapan 1 year ago
He so got this from Mr. Bean... search for "Mr Bean - Driving on roof of car"
hahaha still good though
joe84gar 1 year ago
@joe84gar Ummm.... no, you're an idiot.
jaindls 1 year ago
clarkson in a vauxhaull with some hoes o.O"
aldrei9 1 year ago 4
mhh Jeremy has two hoes in his car
21min56secs 1 year ago
Why the hell cant americans make cars with Fridges in them, =\
Weve elected a black predisent but i cant have a refreshing coke? =[
Trixrocks 1 year ago
hey st. etienne on the soundtrack (briefly) - respect
allyoursphotography1 1 year ago
he's got a lot of hoes
TheRobband14 1 year ago
it remembers me mr. Bean.
LOL
manecas30 1 year ago
If that Vauxhall Signum was equipped with an automatic transmission, back seat driving would have been a lot easier.
jspector86 1 year ago
Who would pay 25k pounds for a freakin' vauxhall?
lakeb0dom 1 year ago
topgear must do something to the sound editing...................it's too hard to hear these guys talking
rsudhircool 1 year ago
i wish top gear reviewed the dodge magnum. I have one and its an amaaazing car.
lastmondaypast1 1 year ago
@lastmondaypast1 They would consider it as rubbish.
lastpally 1 year ago
sound editor deaf??!??!?
aaronchungrulez 1 year ago 3
Ok 1 person in a car.
What a waste of energy...
Underthedarkrsky 1 year ago
jeeze i need this car, my celery is getting everywhere!
feAr636 1 year ago 2
celery lol
XenatR 1 year ago
fuck ads!
jayceon2011 1 year ago
fuck google adds.. fuck them so bad
jayhawk184 1 year ago 3
There's no way that this car would feature on Top Gear now. Unless they blew it up.
lucrativeelfmongrel 1 year ago 4
The background music is much more, nosier.
JohnHFilms 1 year ago 2
THINK OF THE DONKEYS!!!
someonesperson 1 year ago
IT WORKS!!!, IT WORKS!!!
18PacWest 1 year ago 2