English ,Irish ,Scottish and Welsh soldiers are captured by the Taliban....Ali Ba Ba says according to your custom you each have a last request before we execute you.....Jock says 'a hundred bagpipes playing Flower of Scotland'....Paddy says 'A performance of Riverdance'...Taffy says 'A choir singing Land of my Fathers'.....The Englishman says.......shoot me fucking first!!!!
That was total shite! I heard that 40 years ago and it was awful even then! It must of been done by an Englishman!!!! How about this one, There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman, The Englishman said why does the whole world not like England? And the Scotsman and Irishman said nothing, they just kicked seven shades of shite out of him and dumped him in the sea!!! Boom boom!!! :-)
@lindadrien Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman jokes are traditional, NOT RACIST. nobody, especially the butt, is ever offended. your politically correct liberalism is infuriating and counterproductive.
@USAdude30 The joke has nothing got to do about hilter hating scotland or ireland.Its sort of a joke for people from England,Scotand and Ireland.There are loads of jokes with this theme (an irishman,an englishman and a scotsman) and it normally ends up with their being a joke about one of these men which in turn mocks people from that nation.Its all in good humour and normally only people from our countrys would understand them.Hitler here was used as a tool to get the joke accross thats all..
hahaha very funny lad, but why is it always the irishman thats the butt of these jokes, even when we tell them here in ireland its still the irishman lol
@libertycaps666 What fuckin Ireland are you living in? Has to be the north. It's always been the Englishman who's been the butt whenever i've heard them.
@OpeningSalvoe nah im from the south dude and we say paddy englishman, paddyirish man and paddy scotsman and im pretty sure it was always paddy irishman that always did something stupid, i could be wrong tho i havnt heard this type joke since i was a young lad like
@Verfassungsschützer: so einen idiotischen Bullshit hab ich noch nie gehört. Never heard such a stupid bullshit. Btw Polish: do you mean nail-polish or furniture-polish?
Germans learned well to hide their Nazism.If you want a proof that Germans are still Nazis then just tell them they look 1/8 Polish or British or Slawic or Greek. Just 1/8 th.And then watch their reaction.They are still crazy to be a pure blooded superior Race only for Germans.
The worst thing is that they see 1/8 th other European Blood as a Danger for their Race.They would fight it down much more if these Persons are Intelligent civilized persons.Disgusting Nazis still hide their intention.
LOL that sux so much that it actually became fun.
SturmFuhrerx 4 days ago
So at least he did have a sense of humour then.
Free3dTitles 1 week ago
Best speech ever
bordincus 1 month ago
maybe instead of entertaining u should have said take over
the i could have said that thats how ww2 started
LUKEizLEGIT 1 month ago
lmfao this is awsome
Sentrol2010 1 month ago
English ,Irish ,Scottish and Welsh soldiers are captured by the Taliban....Ali Ba Ba says according to your custom you each have a last request before we execute you.....Jock says 'a hundred bagpipes playing Flower of Scotland'....Paddy says 'A performance of Riverdance'...Taffy says 'A choir singing Land of my Fathers'.....The Englishman says.......shoot me fucking first!!!!
DRSTRANGELOVE105 1 month ago
hmm so thats how it started
BabylonRenaissance 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Even Hitler knew when a joke is a joke11
parzrelmuzik 3 months ago
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parzrelmuzik 3 months ago
It isn't his real voice..
danNYx86 3 months ago
Hitler was a funny man after all
shark118218 5 months ago
15 Irish on watched this !!!
Peter1Europe 5 months ago
@Peter1Europe Thumbs up from me and I'm Irish. Love how innovative the Irish are and glad the Germans recognize it. Sound
dmab89 5 months ago
now i know why germans yell zieg heil zieg heil...its the "higher race" laugh :D
93pavlaka 5 months ago
you should be apologising to irish people not germans... i got 1 4 u
and irish man a scotish man and and english man walk into a pub, the bar tender says is this sum kind of joke
squealyparsuperstar 6 months ago
Hitler should tell the joke about the Irish Banks!!!!!!
That would be a good one!
Cosairman 6 months ago
a giant pink umbrella
idiot
XD
darklink223456 7 months ago
hahaha
blaugranaa1899 7 months ago
That was total shite! I heard that 40 years ago and it was awful even then! It must of been done by an Englishman!!!! How about this one, There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman, The Englishman said why does the whole world not like England? And the Scotsman and Irishman said nothing, they just kicked seven shades of shite out of him and dumped him in the sea!!! Boom boom!!! :-)
bigrarr 7 months ago 19
@bigrarr
That's not really a joke, though, it's more psychotic rage.
RebelVoDKa 6 months ago
@bigrarr u mad bro?
hayzeus666 5 months ago
@bigrarr Boom,Boom!
oneeyefsh 4 months ago
@bigrarr "It must HAVE been"
Sorry, I'm a Grammar Nazi.
themarksman19 3 months ago
poetry
BigShephard 2 months ago
@bigrarr
What about the Welshman?
IAmCaptainMarvel 2 months ago
@bigrarr nice min take your fae scotland
TAZZNESS397 1 month ago
Wow, Hitler has great delivery.
Magicwillnz 7 months ago
1:20, heinrich himmler?
Blackhawksfan1993 7 months ago
Hahahaha love Hitler's movements when saying the "rolling the window down" line xD
TheScheiss 8 months ago
in ireland we call that an irish paddy ,an english paddy and a scottish paddy joke
amgtechy 8 months ago
@amgtechy is there something wrong with you
RIXLAZZZ 7 months ago
I kept expecting him to say, "Wow, what a great audience."
bobbygnosis 8 months ago
A timeless good joke, delivered by a true lunatic!
mccjoh1 8 months ago
The joke just became 400% funnier
Ryuusei1901 8 months ago 6
im german too its still quite funny
megapilot2000 8 months ago
@megapilot2000 if your German then you must know he says nothing of the sort, just some idiot put english subtitles up
bigrarr 4 months ago
@bigrarr i no that but its stillf when u read the subtiteles
megapilot2000 4 months ago
3:27 "HEIL HIT- .. nah maybe not dnt like him anywayz"
SilkyScreen 8 months ago
For those who are getting offended... don't blame the maker of this video, blame Herman Goering :P
redtubeisutubelol 9 months ago 3
Finally some one has found a good use for Shitler’s sorry Hitler’s old home vids. :-)
tina6581 10 months ago
thats an irish joke about a kerry man, you messed it up!
TheCmchugh1 10 months ago
@TheCmchugh1 Funny mate I have heard the same joke in Norway and it was about a Finish sailor. Small world :-)
tina6581 10 months ago
I'm kinda irish, it was okay. I don't really like hitler, i just like history.
CilleinMacCarthyTV 10 months ago
Don't mind seeing Hitler ridiculed, but don't you viewers object to yet another 'thick Irishman' joke? Not racist? I think it is.
lindadrien 10 months ago
@lindadrien Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman jokes are traditional, NOT RACIST. nobody, especially the butt, is ever offended. your politically correct liberalism is infuriating and counterproductive.
scabthecat 10 months ago 2
@scabthecat true.
and i do agree with u, anyone with a brain can see past these and find the humour.
u are forgetting tho, or dont kno, that subliminal shit does have an effect on the stupid
u kno the phrase " a bodge job" to mean a shit/ bad worksmanship was made into that phrase by factory owners?
a "bodger" was just the name for the wood working man who would make your furniture and stuff before then.
jokes are just jokes tho! lol
my favorites the one about the slide.
bongle3 10 months ago
@scabthecat Actually you're completely 100% wrong you mindlessly stupid fuckwit.
nilbud 4 months ago
@nilbud would you like to buy some bud?
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850Nexus 10 months ago
LOL you made it so real!!! XD
Ryuusei1901 10 months ago
@USAdude30 The joke has nothing got to do about hilter hating scotland or ireland.Its sort of a joke for people from England,Scotand and Ireland.There are loads of jokes with this theme (an irishman,an englishman and a scotsman) and it normally ends up with their being a joke about one of these men which in turn mocks people from that nation.Its all in good humour and normally only people from our countrys would understand them.Hitler here was used as a tool to get the joke accross thats all..
1984ioc 10 months ago
should of changed irishman for an american
ausmark24 11 months ago
It's the Irish people I'm concerned about, not the Germans.
witness124 11 months ago
oh geese....lol
232323C 11 months ago
thats a good 1!!!
joejoey316 11 months ago
GOd...hitler couldn't even take a joke lightly...he had to go try and dominate the world with jokes...hahahah
ThePaxTube 11 months ago
This is the only time i have ever laughed when seeing a speech of hitler...
ThePaxTube 11 months ago
Love that joke, although, I've always known a slightly different version of it.
Pippie 1 year ago
hahaha very funny lad, but why is it always the irishman thats the butt of these jokes, even when we tell them here in ireland its still the irishman lol
libertycaps666 1 year ago
@libertycaps666 Self hatred. Everyone used to think we were stupid micks.
ShamrocksGetYouHigh 10 months ago
@libertycaps666 What fuckin Ireland are you living in? Has to be the north. It's always been the Englishman who's been the butt whenever i've heard them.
OpeningSalvoe 10 months ago
@OpeningSalvoe nah im from the south dude and we say paddy englishman, paddyirish man and paddy scotsman and im pretty sure it was always paddy irishman that always did something stupid, i could be wrong tho i havnt heard this type joke since i was a young lad like
libertycaps666 10 months ago
@OpeningSalvoe u from real ireland? cos ive never heard 1 where its the english man
bongle3 10 months ago
@OpeningSalvoe u must be from untainted ireland then?
bongle3 10 months ago
@bongle3 untainted?
OpeningSalvoe 10 months ago
@OpeningSalvoe yh real ireland, not northern ireland lol
was only joking obv.
bongle3 9 months ago
@OpeningSalvoe im not 1 to judge, but english history is pretty grim tho. and i am english.
England fucked over ireland toooo much time and time again. free N.ireland!
bongle3 9 months ago
@bongle3 Thanks man.
OpeningSalvoe 9 months ago
@bongle3 I wish there were more English people like you.
OpeningSalvoe 9 months ago
@libertycaps666 Wow what a clump of retards you must've fallen out of.
nilbud 4 months ago
Nice one. Oby ten wasiąsty skurwysyn robiłdiabłu za kebaba...
bahti472 1 year ago
That was very funny! We need more of this: thank you!
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3:29 - 3:30 Dude in the crowd isn't sure if he's supposed to sieg heil it or not XD
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qhapaqinka 1 year ago
preety lame joke adolf ... :L :L
jamiewalsh123 1 year ago
Thank you Kirc89, very interesting.
SuperThirtySomething 1 year ago
@kirc89 So what is he really saying then? ; )
SuperThirtySomething 1 year ago
Great timing !
PhilK1231 1 year ago
Brilliant ha ha ha.
only 6,400 views.
Best kept secret on youtube!!!
boundlesslife12 1 year ago
Brilliant. He was a naff painter but he could sure tell a good joke.
spartacusvikinga 1 year ago 6
"The one and only Fuhrer!" hahahaha
maldicientin 1 year ago
You think Rudolph Hess ever heard of a Razor? That damned cat above his eyes is scaring me.
5aq 1 year ago
«Idiot» (crowd cheers) XDDDDD
ZackTheGopher 1 year ago 8
@Verfassungsschützer: so einen idiotischen Bullshit hab ich noch nie gehört. Never heard such a stupid bullshit. Btw Polish: do you mean nail-polish or furniture-polish?
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Germans learned well to hide their Nazism.If you want a proof that Germans are still Nazis then just tell them they look 1/8 Polish or British or Slawic or Greek. Just 1/8 th.And then watch their reaction.They are still crazy to be a pure blooded superior Race only for Germans.
The worst thing is that they see 1/8 th other European Blood as a Danger for their Race.They would fight it down much more if these Persons are Intelligent civilized persons.Disgusting Nazis still hide their intention.
Verfassungsschutzer 1 year ago
That was hilarious!
rddooley 1 year ago
1:35
spameister 1 year ago
Der Führer had impeccable comic timing.
frankkumon 1 year ago
I can roll window down.
I rock.
simplemente1 1 year ago
I rock! haha You've given me confidence to go on a world tour lmao great stuff hehe
Exoixx 1 year ago
Funny, Lol, And I am German Irish
BikersFromIreland 2 years ago
Wonderful
fenackerpan 2 years ago 3
Macht nichts,wir haben auch einen SInn fuer Humor und wir lieben den Fuehrer!
Squarerig 2 years ago
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vibol03 2 years ago
@vibol03 thanks for spoiling the ending to the joke!
DaveGrennan 2 years ago
sry man! i think im gonna delete the comment lol
vibol03 2 years ago
You don't need to apologise nubbintom, i'm German and I think this is very funny :D
Lm3ntz 2 years ago 26
Lol, thanks Lm3ntz - phew :D
thenubbintom 2 years ago
@thenubbintom And just checked your channel, UK and lot of hitler videos... not going to spent much time on you mr neonazi...
Lm3ntz 8 months ago
@thenubbintom what about an apology for the Irish :(
deanb970 5 months ago
@Lm3ntz Your not , Your from Belgium... -_-
GoldBloded 8 months ago
@GoldBloded I live in Belgium yes
Lm3ntz 8 months ago
Great job - I love this! If only Adolf could now that he now IS entertaining the whole world.
Pat2296 2 years ago 4
I laughed so much at the "I rock!" part lol
Aaronicus 2 years ago 20
Loved it!
Tronite 2 years ago 3