Cobra Recruitment Video

[BrandonVoiceINC]

your cobra commander needs lots of work it sucks

[Maxassault777]

great video, it was hilarious, can I be a fligther person please?

[PtAltmVansanTarr]

Wow the little disclaimer t the end, never saw that being plausible

[vSHADOWVIPERv]

the guys voice sounds like a gay golem

[airflind100]

cobra junk..................eeewwwww­wwwww

[Swatman170]

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAH!!!!!

[neetrab]

@0:51 -- HAHA! "Blowing things up, holding things hostage, and you know...basic business ethics"...LOL!

[TheRLSVJoker]

All Hail Cobra !!! All Hail Cobra !!! For Im The Joker Joker Minions

[TheRLSVJoker]

All Hail Cobra !!! All Hail Cobra !!! For Im The Joker Joker Minions

[jrichards72409]

Cobra my favorite character.

[bigman10239]

all hail cobraaaaa!!!!!! btw cobra commander you are a whimp

[bigman10239]

where do i sign up.

[VikingLady219]

I am currently looking for work. I am two classes away from completing a B.A. in chemistry. So does Cobra help me cover the expenses towards a Masters Degree? I know you guys could use a chemist! :D

[ColonelVile]

HAIL KOBRA! (Salutes.)

[altarush]

I wonder if they have mental health plan.

[ilikeluigi]

RUUUNN!!! That's not Cobra Commader!

[ColorsBright]

PEOPLE this is false advertising! Fake Cobra Commander!

[battechno]

well no kidding. thats why they call it A TEASER! anyone who believes that this is real is really stupid.

[bludystool2000]

If Al Queda was as badass as Cobra, we'd all be dead already!

[1846tt]

hey, you should try that again, only this time do cobra commanders voice, itd be way cooler.

[Song476]

I wonder if they are able to recruit military rejects? You know people who can't get into the armed forces for some dumbass reason or another.

[harveyjbirdman]

how can Cobra commander fucking see in that mask?

[Borin81]

how is the dental plan?

[shadowknighntabc]

FUCK THE MARINES. COBRA!!!!!!

[Headlessmantis]

does no one else wonder why he's looking for recruits in the middle of an arctic desert?

[TheGrimm93]

COBRA LALALALALAAAAAA plus ur voice sucks

[CrimsonCmdr]

why does CC sound gay? This sucks.

[DieAtomik]

Because we all know Cobra Commander is really Gerard Way and therefore gay.

[pawel1818]

Long Live Destro and Baroness :D

[saveyourselfy2j]

i am hoping for the green berets

[IR1993]

me me me i want to sign up for COBRA, Long Live The Cobra!

[HotRodakaMadMax]

I might go with the Marines =)

[Jokester6293]

Sign me up Cobra Commander...HAIL COBRA

[Aelkamal]

i'll join just for the blue uniform lol

[grownuptrunks]

i want to do some tank driving sign me up

[Jokester6293]

whats the main theme to this vid?

[808bourn11]

hows cobra's retirement plan?

[bigben8718]

Somebody hand me a fucking pen right the hell now! Dude, hundred bucks if you sign up a friend, who's in?

[XxLunaxX93]

me me me me me me me!!!!!!!!!!

;3

[ProfessorxVile]

LOL @ "Inept Guarding"

[SuperSecretAgenda]

COBRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA

[Harshcore811]

Heil Cobra. Cobra Commander was dope.

[Cyberheinrich]

I'll join them!

[Cartoonsoldier83]

Sign me up LOL Cobra

[ABXPONCE]

CAR ALLOWANCE?

[cdowg187]

COOOOOOOOOOBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA­!!!!!!! lol

[kyokasanagi]

what about dental?

[ShelbyBaby27]

Why GI Joe have a problem catching his guy? Couldn't he have just used a magnet!

[Nitocolus]

"We will return your body to your family... maybe... if we can find it." lmao!

[Nitocolus]

Hail Cobra!

[EvilLordZim76]

where else can i play with a WEATHER DOMINATOR?

[hawkeystud]

I'm in it for their great 401k program

[LastCynicStanding]

Hell ya. Now that we can make our own vids we can finally take over the world!!!!

[CobraCommander92]

Proud Americans join Cobra.

[PanDeSalNaMaalat]

Man! That's GREAT! Cobra Commander was my IDOL! I, too wish to take over the world! Can I use your video?

[handofmold]

Yes, you may use the video, im not a copyrighty person lol :)

[handofmold]

I think cobra actually makes it profit from holding the world ransom, well in theory, and they would make a killing if that dang GI JOE would mind its own buisness.

[emydoll014]

not for profit but not for loss just like good will

[EXPchainsmoker]

if it is nonprofit then how do we make profit

[Nitocolus]

I don't know... welfare? lol

[DrMabuse2006]

Do we get payed vacations? What about dental insurance? Retiremend fund? Pillaging?

[torymarcon]

Good diclaimer, but i didn't see a phone number or an address, how the hell am I supposed to join!!

[CobraCommandercon]

Great recruitment vid, I Cobra Commander support this video!!!!

[handofmold]

Thanks for viewing "Cobra Recuitment Video" I appreciate the comments, even the bad ones :) Not only did you watch my video you blessed me with your time and thoughts :) Take care all.

[XTheWorldWarsX]

@handofmold woah dude this is awsome dude above ^^^^^ i wish to take over world 2 :D maybe we could have a partnership good work man

[darthvader43609]

Douche Bag!

[darthvader43609]

YOU SUCK MONKEY DICK!!!!!!!!!!! That was total, triple SHIT!

[Ci3lag0]

Yeah a bit half-assed. But I like the disclaimer.

[catcusgreen]

This is tripe of the worst kind... total shit.

Get a freakin plan and make a post thats at lease Half Ass

[luevanoalx]

THIS IS AWESOME!!!.....GO UNCLE COBRA COMMANDER!.....WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!....iWANNA JOIN THE "CRIMSON GUARDS".....NICE JOB.....