Twisted Metal 2 Best Review Ever

[AllHallows97]

Trevor from WKUK?

[liquid0001]

Vigalante 8 owned this game

[uiruu]

Calypso is a girl in mythology....

[MalamiteLtd]

@uiruu It's also a crap music style.

[uiruu]

@MalamiteLtd So it is! I didn't even know until I wikipedia'd it just now.

[DraikRoan]

If someone MUST be ridiculed, then it has to be George Wood not Navgtr. Navgtr is a gaming association that George Wood, the reviewer and creator of the Clinton year series, joined. The only thing Navgtr did was archive and upload these video.

Fun Fact: George Wood is dead. Seriously. Everyone's been ridiculing a dead guy.

[chosentonessournotes]

@DraikRoan Oh, he's not really dead. It's been well established by now that it's a hoax. Don't believe me?

watch?v=CDecbeTffVY

[keitsukenx]

@DraikRoan Seconding what @chosentonessournotes has to say, Wood is alive and well. The thing about NAVGTR, however, is that they allowed a man who doesn't know what the holy crap he's talking about join and practically frontline their organization (they practically idolize George Wood on their website, and it seems to go beyond being a simple joke). It stands to reason that their level of relevance is shot as a whole when George Wood is the face of their group. Either way, they all suck.

[discoandherpes]

Weren't these reviews done in the nineties?

[wwmadi]

this is like watching a bestgamers review except he's serious

[MitchZer0II]

Oh man, I can't wait to play Twisted Metal 2 while my head is in my Boy friend's ass!

[Icerama108]

@MitchZer0II Wouldn't that make it hard to see? Or is your tv in your boyfriends ass as well?

[notyoursavior78]

"Audio blips are due to PSX cds."

Fuck you Navgtr!

[Tyme2Die]

You guys have really funny commentary and all, but i wanted to hear what "navigtr" was saying a little bit

[yushi560]

@Tyme2Die Trust me, If you actually watched a navgtr review, you would regret it.

[heyguysinternet]

classy heteronormative nonsense, courtesy navgtr!

[dolotsofacid]

What a hoot.

[FinalGamerJames]

I didn't like this game at all. I mean it was just so damn repetitive and the controls weren't great at all, course I just don't like driving games much, so it's not 43skkt caterws rf nr.

Sorry I meant not really catered to me, I was a bit thrown off cuz of this cock in my mouth right now, and the balls in my face made it kinda hard to see the keyboard.

[zelta777]

IF U DONT LIKE THE GAME WHY R U DOING THIS VIDEO

[mechamind90]

@zelta777 This is a commentary on someone who doesn't like the game. Ask Navgtr.

[jettythesunfish]

If you don't like this game, then you have breast cancer.

[EponymousKid]

This is another great example of navigatr taking it way too far. Yes, the concept of souped-up vehicle combat is pretty macho and exciting. Essentially combining a monster truck rally, a demolition derby, and various deadly weapons? That's pretty hardcore. But what the fuck is he thinking with a blanket statement like "ALL men love this shit"?

[kamazee]

Hey slowbeef

[Gamiac]

BattleTanx was WAAAAAYYYYY more macho than this. Your girlfriend gets quarantined in California due to a girl-killing plague, then World War III happens? HIJACK A FUCKING TANK AND KILL EVERYONE FROM NEW YORK TO SAN FRANSISCO, OF COURSE!

[ToServeArmadillo]

@Gamiac

DUDE FUCK YES

[Krbyfan1]

@Gamiac I may have to find this game now.

[Gamiac]

@Krbyfan1 Just go to Romhustler, or something. I have to admit, it's a pretty awesome game, unless you somehow hate CTF-style gameplay. My advice is to use the Gunner control setup and set the C-buttons to whatever you want to use to move. It gets a bit awkward sometimes, since movement is always relative to how the tank's tracks are pointed, but if you can get used to that, then you should be fine if you're good at taking cover. Also: blow up as many buildings as you can, they have weapons!

[Gamiac]

@Gamiac I dunno if you can use the D-pad for movement using the Gunner setup, though I'm fairly sure you can. If you're talking about getting the actual cart, emulate/pirate/whatever it first, so you can make sure the controls don't suck.

[SBNetopir]

These guys sound like Beevis and Butt-head.

[xxxSHAWN2008xxx]

im getting the new one on ps3

[CATACLYSMICABYSS85]

lmfao "if you dont like twisted meatl you probably have i dick in your mouth rrrriiiiggghhht now!"

[ArsenalDave04]

twisted metal is some redneck gay shit

[mattfanv1]

@ArsenalDave04 hell ya

[GregEdgar88]

If you are not an action thriving man, then you are stupid!

I know, that's sexist, but it's also true

[TAGMOMG]

See, if Navgtr joined the Twisted Metal compertition and won, Calipso would take one look at him, and before Navgtr could even say "I wish..." Calipso would just punt him off the building, and just scream down "NO! FUCK YOU!"

Either that, or Laura Croft getting Breast Cancer would have become Canon.

[HorustheElder]

If you don't love Twisted Metal, YOU are STUPID.

[SassPD22]

Do Gran Turismo ok?

[Scorpiondesu]

"If you don't like Twisted Metal, then you probably watch chick flicks with your wife, FAGGOT!"

[umk23]

I have a challenge for Sony. In the upcoming Twisted Metal game, Sweet Tooth gets mouth cancer. We love that clown, but it's time to shake up the industry.

[TheColorfulXombie]

so this guy doesn't like goldeneye, but is madly in love with twisted metal 2?

.....

what?

[DayBreakization]

Wait... he just stops the review half way... and just shows a cut scene... lame. So LAME!

[9281030]

if you hate twisted metal you are the worst gamer in history

[VGKing]

(in Clinton voice) You can twist my metal, if you know what I mean.

[matt44au]

Auto Destruct was a better game than Twisted Metal anyway

[SelflessYouth]

@matt44au You fucking wish :P

[EdmacZ]

Twisted Metal 2. Badass game.

[WilliamLongfellow]

Wait, why does he have the Shadowgate music? That came out before Clinton's presidency...

[FinalGamerJames]

I can't trust a man who thinks Twisted Metal is better than Goldeneye.

[Zhengda10]

You can't compare those games. Completely different genres, both great in different ways.

[FinalGamerJames]

@Zhengda10 Mmmyeah you´re right.

[Pooky1991]

I can't remember which one I had, but I remember Twisted Metal was a kickass game. I think it was two.

P.S. What kind of reviewer is this?? Keep on putting these videos bashing on these reviewers and I'm subscribing.LOL

[Megadeth72]

this game is epic

[DEMONDAY]

oh good game, good memories.

[ghostshadow25]

I love this game.too bad i broke the disc :(

[Headbanger142]

I remember my cousins played this game all the time on the PS1. It was awesome.

[samuraikarasu]

Man, nothing better in video games than viewing the demo's for the first 30 seconds.

[FSinWCR]

I love that Navigtr didn't even bother to clean the fucking disc.

[Rozar505]

My favorite toad is Slippy Toad if you know what I mean.

[GreatestMKfighter]

if you don't like twisted metal, you are

STUPIDD.

[sayhellorosco]

Stupid with waterfall cancer.

[Metalrasputian]

@SolidEternalAbyss "And the ass, right fucking now!"

[KingOfKatamari]

@SolidEternalAbyss And in your ass. At the same fuckin' time.

[Gieflolz2121]

I can't breathe lol....XD this made me laugh so much

<3 you Retsupurae

[tmbg12]

lol at "vagina equipped"

like you're in a fucking point-and-click adventure game

[Reigam4]

everytime navgtr puts out a review a puppy dies...

[Bigbattle22]

Please think of the puppys navgtr, think of the puppys.

[IAmTheGoodSirKnight]

@Reigam4 So then how many video games were released during Clinton's presidency? Those poor dogs.

[Sqozza]

@Reigam4

Only one puppy?

[EDT3themonkey]

@Reigam4 i think a puppy dies whenever a person watches this

[notyoursavior78]

Seriously what a idea that is! I want to see more navgtr videos but I need to be able to watch them with the additional commentary.

I wonder why they stopped doing them. They seemed to enjoy them in some way.

[mzxrules]

they probably got a cease and desist order in the mail or something lmao.

[notyoursavior78]

What a hoot!

Yeah I wish Retsupurae would make some new navgtr videos. I'm too scared to watch them without Retsupurae.

[Eisiger]

Best PS game ever everrvvfashfvklasfw1`2

[ShadowZidane4]

Twisted Metal 2:This game aint for Pussys

[RebelTaxi99]

Twisted Metal makes you a man

[jct546]

PLEASE keep doing these. These videos are rapidly becoming my favorite videos to watch on Youtube. The Clinton jokes never get old, and the commentary you two provide is hilarious. Keep it up!

[posthumanfetus]

I can see going to Calypso and wishing Navgtr never started a career in making shitty reviews. Then Calypso waves his arms and creates lighting and says, "Your wish... IS GRANTED!!!" and next thing you know, Navgtr instead of making videos ended up becoming the next Hitler.

Fuck I love Twisted Metal.

[KBTroopa]

Isn't Calypso the water nymph that fell in love with Odysseus in the Odessy?

[CamodogFTW]

was there three this time insteed two people talking

[Anduie]

Yep. Slowbeef, Proteus, and Diabetus.

[CamodogFTW]

oh ok thanks

[Mysterious0Bob]

I honestly can't tell Proteus and Diabetus apart. I always thought there were just two people.

[orangenorth]

Thats their usernames? I never knew XD

[presario213]

aww man Shadowgate... at the beginning right? I never could beat that game. Of course i was about 7 or 8

[XOXMSperfect]

im a gay guy, and i fucking LOVED twisted metal

[OOM911]

Impossible. Are you saying Navgtr was wrong?

[Mysterious0Bob]

Correction. You were gay. But Twisted Metal 2 turned you straight with its manly power. Hence why your alt account is "thevaginahunter".

[XOXMSperfect]

actually twisted metal 2 made me even gayer, due to the exposure to axels ripped manly pecs

[ENM173]

if you dont like twisted metal 2, then you are stupid. it may sound insulting, i know, but its the truth

[XOXMSperfect]

no i loved twisted metal

[PR1M3VAL]

Twisted Metal 2 is awesome, love the game. The review was interesting, but this was a whole lot better!

[stringball123]

why does he sound like ron popeli

[warped3x]

ur clinton impression is funny as hell

[notyoursavior78]

"If you don't like Twisted Metal you probably have a dick in your mouth, right now." I laughed. "I loved how he demos clipping through the fuckin' wall." Was good too.

[Actizn]

I would ask Calipso to stop Navgtr from making videos, but he would probably replace it with something worse.

[Gamewitzer]

Impossible.

[Mysterious0Bob]

Your wish toCalypso has come true. Navgtr no longer makes online videos. But instead, Navgtr comes to you in person to give you his reviews. And he can never leave, never stop and never die.

I am Mysterious Bob, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal with Navgtr.

[AlexanderArts]

Twisted Metal 2 is STILL awesome to this day. I gotta say though, I couldn't really hear the original video enough to understand what he said that was being made fun of. There needs to be some time between comments for us to hear the dumb things in the original video.

[tmforeverTMA]

That was fucking hilariuous!

That video owned....same with TM2! I still play it to this day!

[MrVariant]

lol james bond.

[ConservativeCat]

If you don't like Twisted Metal you probably have a dick in your mouth right now.

[supermariogalaxian]

I'm glad this reviewer left out Vigilante 8.

[OfficialMC2]

His Street Fighter 2 Cammy video is the funniest shit ever

His Darkstalkers and Klonoa ones have some funny stuff too

[ZombiePikmin]

Navagtr is the biggest troll ever.

[Unn0ticed]

I don't want to sound like a dick but you really don't know what a troll is ...

[ZombiePikmin]

Calm down everyone its a joke. I know what a troll is. He isn't a troll, i said that because i when i watched my first navagtr video i thought he was just doing it to get a rise out of people. I then figured out he was serious

[Ducentije]

I still love this game...

[Ukiby3000]

I was going to do a Game & Watch 'review', but I thought I didn't have enough ability to do so. Now I know I have, because, what I had in mind is way better than this!

[ZeetherKID77]

Good lord, the guy reviewing is worse than Tommy Tallarico and IGN combined.

[DrillRemover]

Tommy Tallarico gives games bad ratings if they don't use his music.

That's just plain trolling.

[Mysterious0Bob]

Since when does that over rated moron review games?

[ILikeShinny]

He used to have a game reviewing show on G4. He basically didn't like most games that are not Prince of Pursia: The Sand of Time.

[Mysterious0Bob]

I have no idea what G4 is.

[Vandriel]

You know how MTV ruins just about everything about music? Well G4 is the equivalent of that, it's MTV for video games.

[Mysterious0Bob]

Oh Christ. That's horrible. Can't they at least wait until video games are accepted by the mainstream as a valid form of media before ruining it?

[VCBee042]

If you hate Twisted Metal 2 you are gayer than eight guys blowing nine.

[hoodwinkedfool]

i'm the ninth guy in that

[zidaneff]

gah, without the retsupurae guys comments, I'd be to embarassed to sit though this. How do you post this and not be ashamed of yourself.

[atrocity3010]

"My favorite toad is slippy toad if you know what I mean."

I love your Clinton impressions.

[hollenhammer]

what a hoot!

[JoshF]

haha, we're getting into the nav vids

[bbqplatypus318]

Wow.  This NAViGaTR guy might be the most pretentious douche I've ever encountered on YouTube.

[Luisfius]

Is the single at the beggining from Shadowgate?

If so that doesn't even fit the theme.

[Shadic23]

Ok...Now I'm impressed by this. Considering That Navigatr or however you spell his username at this point can't review for crap. You did good. Good job

-Shadic

[SamuraiFoochs]

Your gender is determined by God deciding whether or not you like Twisted Metal.

If he decides you don't, you're born with a vagina. You fucking wussy.

WHAT A HOOT!

[Maindrian]

Oh god. Guys, far be it from me to make requests, but you have to check out their "review" of Tomb Raider 2. His suggestion for a TR3 plot line is perhaps one of the biggest "did he really just say that!?" moments I've ever heard.

[waldfield]

what's the user name?

[Maindrian]

It's "navgtr". I mean, 90's games reviews were usually pretty embarrassing anyway, but these are possibly the worst I've ever seen. I'd get boozed up to dull the pain before you go in there.

[zidaneff]

great suggestions ^.^

[posthumanfetus]

Is that the one where Navgtr actually suggests Lara Croft gets diagnosed with breast cancer? Because I know the storyline needs some fleshing out - no pun intended.

[lisledre]

I'll bet this guy is into PUA bullshit, too.

Hi raocow! :D

[uncle1alex]

ALL MEN!!

[GriLiam]

Man, what the hell is this guy on?

[Typhoon6666]

This guy's youtube videos are a gold mine for you guys, huh?