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  • thank you america for ruining another brit , killed john lennon gave freddie mercury aids now you'v ruined ricky gervais .

  • wtf, most of these jokes are from Karl Pilkington.

  • I'm just so happy that people like Ricky Gervais gets up there on stage in front of people who are probably mostly "religious" and tells these jokes (truths)about god & religion....I, We appreciate it Mr. Gervais, thank you!

  • 3:17 he took that from karl pilkington!!!!

  • The Who

  • lol, i m religious, but that AIDS joke was FUNNY

  • @TheDalysarah im religious and god is a cunt sometimes :p

  • Dont you just hate when the top comment is a reply. Time to stock up on food.

  • who else watches the out of England version instead of the originals because he is funnier with a goatie..? anyone..?

  • it's like a Cuba!!! brilliant!!!!

  • Voice= whiney

  • "lost it" muhahah

  • You can tell how many people really don't like Gervais as much as you'd think if you realize that the video of part 1 has 150K more views than the other parts...

  • The Who? Brilliant!

  • Ricky's shirt blends in completely with the background at various points, so it looks like just a head and two arms is talking. lol

  • i dnt think the yenks find him as funny as we do... or maybe its coz we just get pissed before the show to find him more funny lol. he is a genius though

  • I like Ricky and he is talented... but I can see why people don't like him... why did he need to tell the audience that he HAD to get a "£12,000 helicopter to Dublin so he didn't let his fans down"... and it WASN'T to set up the "to save getting the ferry" joke???.

    WOW Ricky... you did all that for your fans... you must be the best then!

  • damn thought this was new material but its just the same jokes he used during his science tour except he changed a few punchlines for more american humour

  • Thanks for uploading

  • his ego's too big now, this clip isn't as funny as his older stuff.....

  • wonder if the "act of god" bit was inspired by the understanding that we there is no real agency

  • @Piatasify what?

  • @OracleUndone agency as in control. and I'm not sure how the "we" got in there :p

  • The aids joke is pure genius. Best joke I've ever heard!

  • Seriously (6:05) Fosters??? That's the crap we don't drink and send overseas because it is so shite. That aside funny as.

  • @becwrm Well, it's better than the piss we usually get, so thanks.

  • @becwrm yeah fosters sucks. you want kronenburg, grolch or stella i reckon

  • @becwrm The Australians are the most vile and untrustworthy people to disgrace the face of this otherwise beautiful planet. The world would be a better place if they were to just fucking die.

  • @SilentSlumber3 Ironic that you are calling us vile and a disgrace. You might just want to re-read your statement to see who is disgraceful? Sounds like someone was shafted by an Aussie girl somewhere along the line. You cannot paint us all with the same brush. Have you ever visited Australia and met more than just the teenage backpackers?

  • @becwrm I actually love the Aussies. I just wanted to see how you'd react to my outlandish and obviously facetious statements.

  • @SilentSlumber3 I hope that your experiment yielded the results you were after. Glad to be of service. Now back to the problem at hand..... STOP DRINKING FOSTERS! :)

  • @becwrm My favourite lager. I'm glad you bloody Aussies don't like it as it means more for us!

  • the aids joke was literally brilliant

  • @CrayZDude2 as opposed to... metaphorically brilliant?

  • @CrayZDude2 No... that's still only figuratively. For it to be literally brilliant he'd have to be glowing.

  • @Winterdenni ha, ha, hee, hoo, good one

  • @Winterdenni @pnoozi ha, ha, hee, hoo, ha... nice one literal anal boys...

  • @CrayZDude2 Not a boy... you could have just claimed that you were using the term literally figuratively ;p

  • @CrayZDude2 No it wasn't......... I like a joke like the next man. However, he's atheism is becoming boring...... a little bit like you.

  • @englishjames007 why would you waste your time replying to me? I found it funny, why do you think i or anyone would be interested in the least in what you thought of it? and what you thought was boring or not? it's not about him being an atheist anyway, the joke was just funny. go spout your religious hogwash somewhere else. and i can't believe i actually need to point this out but YOU DON'T KNOW ME so you have no right to say whether or not i'm boring...

  • @englishjames007 and if you had one functioning brain cell you would have gotten the message of that joke. People say "oh god did it" when good things happen, but when something awful like a natural disaster or babies having AIDS happens we blame the homosexuals or say god is testing us or it's part of his plan. That makes no sense, I mean If you were god and could come up with any plan at all, why come up with one that has any misery at all in it if you can avoid it?

  • @CrayZDude2 I don't think you know what 'literally' means.

  • @meaturama ugh *facepalm* how many times do i have to respond to this fucking comment? who gives a fuck if i technically used it wrong? people got what i meant anyway...

  • @CrayZDude2 It's true...British people really DO say "literally" a lot.

  • @Monkeyman2357 its because they read more books. ahahah

  • Who else fuckin loved the intro?

  • not sure what's the point of iceland these days, but i think ricky is just bitter that the vikings stole all the beautiful women and brought them to iceland and left all the ugly ones in Britain. i might be wrong but has any1 ever hear about a british miss world?

  • @maggidodda i was about to say ur wrong because my girlfriend is british, but i remembered shes living in america...

  • @maggidodda I just googled it and the Britsh have the record for most back-to-back wins of Miss World, 5 times out of the 6 times it's ever happened. I only scanned the list but the majority seemed to be British, Swedish, and Peruvian.

    Even so I find your argument invalid and mysoginistic.

  • @maggidodda Vikings were from Scandinavia. Not Iceland.

  • @DaPs166 Held að Jón Páll heitinn væri ekki sammála þér þarna. (I think the late world strongest man John Paul Sigmarsson would not agree)

  • @DaPs166 Vikings where from the Nordic countries which includes Iceland.

  • @rv186rs No. They travelled to Iceland. They didn't originate from there.

  • @DaPs166 They Colonized Iceland and then the people Living there went on raids just like all other Vikings, they didn't cease to be vikings just cause they left their homeland. Hence the Vikings where from Iceland as well.

  • @maggidodda yeah we have the likes of rachel weiz, liz hurley, kate middleton, rachel stevens, etc and you have Bjork. I think the vikings took all the ugly ones and put them in Iceland mate.

  • Im straight, but I gotta say ricky is a sexy motherfucker now that hes lost weight

  • @SamuraiPie8111

    could it be his saggy boobs?

  • @SubtitledArabicSongs his less saggy boobs

  • He's hilarious. Love that bit of dry humour in there he shows sometimes.

  • anti Christ )) very stupid ))

  • @javaDevMAr I meant silly ))

  • What was the song in the beginning? Please help

  • @123soonny The who - Won't get fooled again

  • @Thephatguyfromlost02 Thank you very much.

  • 6:00 The size of that Fosters can!

  • 'i was in Africa that day giving aids to babies.' hahahah

  • was out of england and out of england 2 just one show specials or did he actually proper tour with each?

  • Is it this me or is it very americanised this comedy?

    If you compare this to stuff he does in the UK.

  • @CommissarXIV agreed, prob toned it down after 2011 Golden Globes although imo was one of his greatest performances

  • @CommissarXIV Oh yes. Even in an interview with Piers Morgan (smarmy egomaniac) he Americanises his comments. Maybe he just knows his audience

  • the filling in volcanoes he got from karl

  • Sweden is shit, by the way.

    I HATE Sweden.

  • @Peppepoppldoppl

    It's underbart!

  • @Mrster Not really.

    Swedes are commonly found gnawing on the success of the UK, Ireland, Australia, the US, Canada and New Zealand. All of these countries are in the Anglosphere.

    Swedes do not have a culture.

  • @Peppepoppldoppl

    Hahaha wow, okay.

  • @Mrster Kill yourself, you socialist democrat filth.

  • @Peppepoppldoppl

    Bwahaha.

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  • @Peppepoppldoppl You hate sweden yet you know nothing about it, typical :P

  • @Thephatguyfromlost02 I know for a fact that Sweden is by far the worst country in the world.

    You have no culture, no intelligence and only socialism.

    You are all servile trash living the "freedom".

  • @Peppepoppldoppl I think i know a bit more about sweden then you XD but im not angry at you if you want to hate on sweden then do so but life's to short be angry all the time friend!

  • @Peppepoppldoppl

    Maybe you ought to come here and get some of that free education. It'd do you good.

  • @Mrster I prefer education here in Forfar and Dundee, Scotland.

  • @Peppepoppldoppl

    Maybe you should take part of it then.

  • @Mrster Take part of what?

    You don't "take part of" a school. You enroll and finally attend the said school.

    This is another example of illiteracy and utter incompetence amongst Swedish children, teens and even adults.

  • @Peppepoppldoppl

    Herp derp, "an education".

  • @Peppepoppldoppl LMao where about are you from? The US?

    Becuase sweeden has better healthcare, education, less crime... I could go on.

  • @CommissarXIV No I am not from the US you wannabe cunt communist.

  • @CommissarXIV Swedish healthcare is full of flaws, I hear Scandinavia is the worst when it comes to malpractice. Swedish students are illiterate and they fail to excel in maths, science and physics and all of the literary topics.

    All this "great" education has gotten illiterate cumwaste Swedish children to is a "free" liberalist cunt mind, a snappy attitude and general trashy behaviour and persona with no charisma whatsoever.

    Sweden is also the rape capital of this world.

  • @Peppepoppldoppl Well from you laungue i take you are infact illiterate...

    Where are your sources for all of this? Last time I checked palces like Denmark, Sweden and norway are actually at the top of the list for living standards.

    Where are you from? I bet its somewhere like the US because you're obviously just a waste of space troll.

  • @CommissarXIV "From you LAUNGUE"? "Palces"? "i take you are infact illiterate...."

    Are you really calling ME illiterate? You can't even type or form ONE single sentence properly. You are full of shit, take it your beloved Scandinavian education is utter shite.

    ...Not only is your grammar on the same level as that of a Down's syndrome toddler, you also seem to somehow be incompetent at receiving simple information. I am not from the US, and I will never be.....got it yet?

  • @Peppepoppldoppl Yeah nice way to back up your argument and answer my questions.

    I especially love the sources you provided.

    Maybe its just me but I don't really spend much time or much effort arguing on youtube. I can see from how passionate you get about it, you must live for arguing over the internet. If misstypes are a form of illiteracy then a lot of people are fucked.

    Wow, Americans really do hate.

    Oh and I'm not from Scandinavia or anywhere even close.

  • @CommissarXIV You are the dumbest fucking idiotic little cunt in the world.

    You are a daft little fucking Australian minge. How many times do I have to repeat? I. AM. NOT. FROM. THE. US. YOU. FUCKING. FAIRY.

    I come from Forfar, which is located in Scotland. I live on Briar Grove. Come meet me and see, you wannabe revolutionary communist. You are by far the most illiterate, ape-like and backwards little shite-stain there is to be found within miles and thousands of miles of area

  • @CommissarXIV Your perception of this little argument is appallingly atrocious.

    You, from reply to the next reply, magically assume I am American, when I am nowhere near being a mongrel from the US. You have no culture, no pride, no backbone and no intelligence at all. The communism you love so dearly will corrupt you even further, you FUCKING shitbag.

  • @Peppepoppldoppl I looked at your profile ages ago and found out you are from the Uk like me. Im enjoying winding you up though I must admit.

    Chill the fuck out.

  • @CommissarXIV

    Must be that infamous temper...

  • @Mrster Swedes have no culture.

    That is also why you all watch British comedy.

  • @CommissarXIV AU is Australia's country code.

    You are most likely not from the UK. If you are, then I ain't that bothered because you're a limey then.

  • @Peppepoppldoppl Yeah its because people move countries in the world...

  • @Peppepoppldoppl

    Then you must be gay cause everybody there's blonde, has blue eyes and big tits. I know cause I've been there.

  • lol as someone losing weight (NO APPLAUSE) I totally agree with him that people should be honest when you're getting fat, instead of letting you continue on blindly.

  • @JavnaGolina or you could take responsibility for yourself

  • :-D once you pop you can't stop!

  • "Fill in the volcanos with concrete" - Karl Pilkingtons theory again. As well as the christmast gift joke he does later.

  • @J0ban Yeah, you could say that Karl writes a lot of his material.

  • Why the screen is narrower? To make Ricky thinner? LOL

  • he looks amazing, well done Ricky.

  • He went to the middle bit?? HOW DID I MISS THIS????????

  • Don't get why people don't find him funny, this is excellent! Love Ricky, much better than American comics IMO

  • @danielharris13 Never trust a person who dislikes Ricky Gervais.

  • All that money and he still drinks cans of poxy Fosters...

  • That's the largest beer can I've seen in my life.

  • @DontBotherTETRiS Thats the normal size here in England :)

  • @DontBotherTETRiS All Beer cans are that size in the UK

  • @DontBotherTETRiS That's regular if you're in Japan, and then there's one bigger. Can't remember if we have the bigger size in the UK.

  • I was at Iceland on holiday and left a week before the Ash Cloud... Looks kinda suspicious doesn't it

  • So many of his stand up jokes come from ideas from karl that he has ridiculed. Ricky is funny as hell but he seems to be riding the orange headed chimps ideas to fame and fortune.

  • i'd say that the 14 dislikes are from iceland but, i don't think there is 14 people in iceland

  • @samisawsumm his joke enraged the people of iceland so much that both of them pulled together and made 14 youtube accounts

  • @samisawsumm Iceland is actually home to 300,000 people, pretty tiny country . . .

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  • @88This0neGuy88

    --->

    :-)

  • @88This0neGuy88 Its all about quality not quantity you see......

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  • @samisawsumm lol your comment is funny...but i doubt that the dislikes are from icelandic people cuz i'm icelandic and thought that this was fu*king hilarious!! =)

  • cool! drinking Fosters on stage.

  • Ireland = Cuba... rofl I wish, at least we'd have better weather xD

  • twas there, almost died.

  • Lol, he stole the volcano idea from Karl

  • I'm offensive and I find this Icelandic

  • Where can I buy Fosters cans that big?! Well jel

  • @glitterkitty1979 all over europe

  • I have to say I am english and fully understand Rickys sense of humour more than alot of Americans , but his stand up is weak to be honest , compared to his genius with tv shows and writing , very weak

  • @DjLukeBurton Good to know a comedic legends opinion. Thanks for sharing

  • @DjLukeBurton

    I'll bite your face cunt!!!!!!!!1111

  • "It's like Pringles...It's like once you pop, you can't stop

  • He's different:(

  • I like him but that was one of his weakest opennings!

  • lol the chubby funster

  • He isn't a stand up.

  • @allthewine

    ... clearly.

  • This was really lame. Ge was funnier in the other stand ups. He probably had to dumb it down for the stupid americans (who dont know where dublin is)

  • @PlancksTime go die..by the way its in ireland dumbass

  • @PlancksTime do you know where Philadelphia is? sorry we actually have more than 2 cities

  • @amacdonald27 The two of you are hilarious. Intelligence is not measure by how many cities, states or counties you know of. But it sure would help as show your not blatently trying to be ignorant about the world. Just calm down boys :~D

  • Time in America has ruined him, his act works in England because we see it as ridiculous, even taboo to be so arrogant, americans just seem to watch him through barred teeth cackling at everything he says, the main reason I imagine being "oh lawdy he be British".

  • didn't ricky shit on karl for suggesting to fill in the volcanoes.. and i quote: "how in the name of god, can you fill in a volcano, you ignorant twit....."

  • @lovelettertoontario yeah, but when Ricky does his stand up he's playing a character, so he sometimes takes things Karl said into his act.

  • @lovelettertoontario he's trying to be funny and karl just spouts funny things all the time, this is not only time he quotees karl in this special.

  • do you really think he isnt funny?

    take the dick out of your ass and learn to laugh at things

  • Not as funny as his UK standup.

  • @MultiWalrus1 still funny c:

  • This guy is just not funny on stage.

  • Shit! Ricky is in goooood shape!! That's amazing!

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  • your act is no gift of god,

  • @bhensley80 wtf r u talking about

  • @FantastyckplastycK I was poking fun at a lot of stuff he has on youtube.I think it was somthing to do with the act of god in the act.I don't remember.

  • I can't find the first one worth shit.

  • i can't stop looking at his arms.

  • Fuck i left the oven on!!!!!! lol

  • this is the same as hes science stand up show

  • @johnyjay2k9 yeah, i think this was on his science tour

  • "fuck, i've left the oven on". Classic Ricky

  • wicked... ricky do a verison of the koran lol

  • @uatch Same story guy.

  • Ricky Gervais is great obviously, goes without saying, but Steve Merchant is the genius of the partnership.

  • omg he was in chicago how did i miss him!

  • So much material from pilkington it's unreal, only if Karl could use a wider vocabulary he'd of made millions of more pounds.