Machinima Respawn - This One's For The Ladies! - 2/2/12

[Zelgarin]

I liked the ending. Kinda like how EMT does it :D

[joe12491]

extrememusic[dot]com, search for love disease and you can get the whole song from there!

[Twoasted]

@joe12491 someone should give you a medal

[SimplyCanadianable]

You know Sark, I regret liking the name Julie because it also being my first high school crush. God fucking damnit.

[WHATTHEPOOOPY]

hah that was way better with just sark

[polerbear67]

MACHINIMA GIVE US THE BEGINNING SONG!!!!! PREASE!

[killop911]

wow that is ALOT of lynx

[TheLuckyImp]

For never alone on valentines day

[TMoneyBros]

Glatiator... Badass movie.

[seanannersisthebest]

no hutch ftl

[ArcticGhost67]

I got a boner

[tethala]

I WANT MORE LIFE! Hahahaha

[RevoMusicStation]

I like Sark than most of Respawn and I don't know why. He just makes you laugh ^-^

[Noobee27]

SKRILLLLEEEXXXX!!!!!!!!

[MDPGamur]

lol reverse dump



[ConnorFableWilliams]

Was it just my comp or did that intro fail?

[mitchmando13]

@ConnorFableWilliams ur comp

[TisforTaco]

if i were sark's dick for a day, i would jump around ON DA STREETZ.

[TheRealFlareshots]

Livin the good life!

Watching Sark, Watching porn, and eating a sandwich

What a life

[justamusicvideo]

@TheRealFlareshots sounds good! :P

[AARONSOCCERPLAYA5]

robofags cunt brother

[Malachi1944]

Machinima you guy's are getting abit to gay now... but not seanners

[BarrieLFCisAMAZING]

@Malachi1944 Seananners

[RockOn1m1]

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[BankHessian]

dude your balding .. bitches are a big no no for you

[kifftin22]

@BankHessian look at the ring chief

[ModElmoGaming]

This looks so stupid because theres no Seananners :(

[zvermilion]

That is kinda fucked up. But i think id end up doing the same if I were a chick for a day.

[MrMara7hon]

where is the one for today? :(

[MGimoro]

is machinima corrupted? 0:01

[H3R0Carnage]

jesus christ sark ahahhahaha

[SwedishTim]

i think i can smell sark from here

[ReppinDK87]

495 men, 5 girls... Sounds like a party at my house! :(

[iPRODZTV]

love that song, whats it called? :D

[MsSuckmyPlums]

comedy genius

[ne1gh7]

Sark solo is amazing. You are a man of great talents.

[HytechJarsh]

I cry evertim.

[TheLuciusLaw]

Oh man I can stop laughing. I love Sark and friends.

[xXselfstarXx]

Sark FTW and by the way probaly the best rapid fire sequence ever!

[megakill50000]

@lobsterairsoft499 Lol mine too

[MrAnonymous1123]

i love inbox

[SCHAUER5]

i never knew sark could be so seductive

[Hpn0tisT]

you gotta love Shazam!! GUYS!!! the axe intro music is Love Disease-Matt Smith and Mike wisth

[PokemonTrainer40896]

@Hpn0tisT if you were to actually look up that song you'd realize that it doesn't exist, and besides, matt smith is an actor from doctor who

[METALFREAK03]

@PokemonTrainer40896 matt smith is such a common name mate. I know a matt smith but he isn't the elventh doctor, he is 6ft9 and listens to death metal.

[PokemonTrainer40896]

@Hpn0tisT if this is a real song give me the link to it

[xSilent20x]

Sarks a fucking GOD of Humor xD

[lobsterairsoft499]

this is just showing up into my inbox now

[rollyrolly1000]

if somone finds the song i will seriusly give u a motherfucking cookie

[RJEEZYx]

33 people are gay

[DailyVocabulary]

sark is actually the funniest guy ever

[koolkoori]

Elena's asian Sark...

[Twoasted]

It's been three days and still no one can identify what the intro song is; let's keep it going!

[MegaGeekoRama]

Yaaaay for all-girl inbox! Thanks for featuring my questions, Sark! <3

[xDINMORx1]

I want gay inbox! ( I'm not gay.....WHAT I'M NOT )

[PokemonTrainer40896]

after this i bet at least 100 men made accounts with girl profile pictures and names

[YourgirllovesIt]

Like if you went on facebook and checked if sarah was hot.

[zuxx00]

are you effin' kidding me?! this episode has been out for a while now and no one still knows the title of the axe spraying intro music?! anyone?!

[kbn38]

@zuxx00 It must be in-house. Couldn't find it with SoundHound or Midomi. Searching the lyrics came up empty, too.

[Stashawek]

@zuxx00 Love Disease by Matt Smith & Mike Wisth

according to Shazam at least...

[mechakeanu]

@zuxx00

Shazam says:

"Love Disease" by Matth Smith, Mike Wisth, and Sven Yarberg

That being said... I could not for the life of me find that anywhere on the internet. Shazam's link to the song on itunes didn't even work apparently, I'm really not 100% sure that song really exists.

[spacod4]

@zuxx00 oh go and cry somewhere other then here fag boy

[MooMProductions]

@zuxx00 Axe rise? i think

[NickHumensky]

@zuxx00 I shazam'ed it and apparently it is called "Love Disease" by Matt Smith & Mike Wisth & Sven Yarberg. However I can't find that shit anywhere.

[BlueWave1147]

best ending ever

[JudasPriestFan98]

Nobody light a match near Sark for the next week...

[Melov315]

I <3 Mr.Sark!

[ThoseVideosWithSwag]

check out my channel!

[unknownandunnamed]

That intros fucking amazing

[tehrapid]

Anyone know the intro song?

Googling the lyrics shows up nothing...

[SyKeNation1]

Respawn inbox functions better without hutch or seananners .. sark is the man!

[DrewFYI]

if i were a woman for a day, i would jump on sark's dick.

[conker156]

LOL "No, no, yes, yes." He said that with the funniest face ever

[On3Wing3dSoldi3r]

I agree with sark about crying at the part of blade runner.

[Echo11027]

Ozone layer got a bit bigger XD

[zuxx00]

name of the intro song please...

[Geckotropper]

0:30 And we wonder what's causing global warming...

[Geckotropper]

Did anyone else's title intro glitch-out?

[ThePenguin279]

They should do an episode where lyle asks them questions. That would hilarious.

[ejramos44]

When he sprayed his face, all i could think was "that must taste like shit" then he said "don't do it, cuz it taste like shit". hehehe psychic lulz

[Defect1235]

Hahaha! sark <3

[MrGamingMonkey]

what's the song at the intro?

[Asblomma]

I'm with you Sark, buy the ladies!

[TheNodriver]

lets do some math here out of 500 there were 8 chicks. Out of that 8 maybe 2 or 1 are real chicks and both or are ugly. Srry dudes its the truth.

[MrKobraful]

0:01 Laginima

[elektriktechno]

Eoin O' Broin - Deep Space

[ThegamzerPolice]

Intro fail

[Crimson1]

What is the song that starts at 7:23 ?

[XBLScottyolio14]

*A friend request has been sent to Sarah Benati*

[IMakeStuffHappen]

Anyone know the song in the rapid fire part?

[Neobaboom]

Neo is my name, and cod is the game

[ImMrSpaz]

I think Sark is the cause of global warming.

[EddypPearson]

the intro fucked up

[joakims09]

He could run this show by his own, banter.

[ufasLTU]

If this episode had seananners he would laugh'd all episode :D

[oBreeziee]

lol hes doin airsol

[jcoco525]

@peanut1billion that was Hollywood actually

[ferrariman0]

I cry at the show teletubies

[peanut1billion]

listen at the end.... you can hear nanners

[Ryzeu]

By far the best respawn Ive ever seen. I'm high as fuuuck.

[DeadlyO3O1]

@Ryzeu Oh you cool cat!!

[trueShwag]

@Ryzeu no your not your just a 12 year old trying to seek attention.

[rollyrolly1000]

@trueShwag Ikr and they kinda piss me off

[Synnerster]

I cried in machete

[micglou]

I like Hutch and Nanners... but this show is just as funny with Sark only... that dude got the gift of gap...

[GriffinGamingStudios]

6:27... Mid-poop and he says that..

Fuck.

[twitch01]

that was hard to watch seeing him spray his face with that axe.

[k00ran]

I cry when i watch porn because its soo sad that the wife cheats on her husband when he works so hard making money to support their family :'(

[shrector123]

@k00ran ummmmmm what?

[Kalmonipa2009]

I cried in Die Hard.

[juju52291]

so is that the new Machinima logo you were talking about?

[ScubaSteve771]

REVERSE DUMP HAHAHAHA

[TheCrazyCanuck44]

He should have just dumped the whole can over his body...

[Jackchappell1]

get on A DICK

[Denz760]

Sark is a sexy fucker.

[pawner54]

and all of these chicks are most likely fucking ugly

[Capesports4]

Sark cries at the movie Patton. 

[KayleeGean]

Congrats, Sark, you're the third person I've heard pronounce "Isom" correctly on, what I'm assuming is, the first try. I'm only a part-time porn star, though. Not quite up in the big leagues yet.

[LifeWithLou13]

I was dissapointed Seananners and Hutch were not there, but Sark made up for them

[littledrummerofDEATH]

he just killed everybug withing a 50 mile radius

[TheProjectGamertag]

@littledrummerofDEATH and chick

[BunnysiEat]

@littledrummerofDEATH LOL

[IronAceSUB]

maybe Sark would cry at the part of Eagle Eye where the dude gets shot to save everyone else? I did.

[IronAceSUB]

watch every guy on facebook change their name and picture to a girl now

[Zisaar]

Sark is awesome!

[pina0821]

hahaha sark's girl voice is hilarious 

[randomflakes]

1 person rapid fire is hilarious haha

[themadbatter]

Why is the collar of your blazer so small.

[MrAlexp13]

what the hell Sark? I sat there refreshing for 20 minutes for the first question, I got it.. and you don't even answer it. FML.

[LifeWithLou13]

@MrAlexp13 LOL If you could do one thing without getting in trouble?

[CHlNO3]

O.O count me out of the next episode

[himynameisth0m]

Best Inbox ever!

[ImSpiFF]

god that is way too much axe spray lmfao

[CookieTheEpic]

SWACKHAMMER!

[demonmuffin]

You mean EAST China? :D

[jumbosmalls]

I bet that your face smelled so bad afterward.

[joesatts93]

8 People with valid questions, one wrote 2 and another wrote 3? So we end up with 5?

[brokensoundz01]

Thumbs up if you think Sark is the Shizz !

[SnackSniper13]

Uh... Ok...

[MickzeyTV]

Sark im pretty sure you answer to the girl for a day question is homosexual

[xxneXusAsyLuMxx]

is it just me or did the intro mess up?

[MrChickenlittle888]

gay



[xThexHevyxMetalxking]

sark need a separate show

[xXBrownBoy12Xx]

lol gay audience

[billyball2]

whats wrong with the intro?

[edhhd5]

sark show have a talk show on respawn where he jsut asked ridiculous questions to his co-workers.

[EsTeeDeS1]

‎↑ The guy above me was raped by a horse.

[zibeddy]

i used to only watch cod videos on machinima, now i only watch this show.

[InfiniteHAV0K]

The plants around you are all going to die from all of that body spray.

[jeff09788]

they are the 1%

[xRiiGs]

my favourite videos to watch

[KrissiQueen]

The one week I forget to submit a question, hey chooses all the females questions. Of course!

[SilverSting6]

We're 3 episodes into the Sark show. should become a regular thing in addition to respawn

[R4NG3R2012]

what is the song at the beginning? PLEASE ANYONE!

[CombatClient]

Sark is the funniest person alive!!!!

[utahklement]

more Mr Sark !!!

[utahklement]

more Mr Sark !!!

[Dperlia]

i thought every week was special for the gay audience...

[UndoubtedKris]

5 out of 500......well theres not many fish in that sea......

[tmrtna]

are you TmrTn because you sound a lot like him.

[zStridez]

Was anyone else creeped out by this episode?! :D

[Gopokes12osu]

Got enough body spray?

[TechnoThure1]

Whats the song at 0:20!?!?

[QWERTYNERD234]

@TechnoThure1 The song is called Love Disease by Matt Smith, Mike Wisth, and Sven Yarberg