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  • Oh. My. GOD.

    That thing sounds like a motherfucking military chopper....

  • I hate hate hate getting bit by these damn things. So annoying. By the time you realize it and are about to swat it they fly away! Then they come back and bite you somewhere else. grrrrrr

  • Christ, the sounds it made reminded me of a goddamn military helicopter.

  • I have one locked in my garage right now! Anyone wan't to buy it? lol...

  • They take piece of flesh

  • i have some at my house that are the size of well lets just say there huge

  • It doesn't hurt that much, i usually let them sart feeding just so i can have the pleasure of ending their lives. This one however is the biggest i've seen.

  • this sounds like when that fly was sucking blood its farting lol

  • The only words popping into my head are "FUCK NO!"

  • At least mosquitoes have the decency to give you an anesthetic so it doesn't hurt.

  • You really love it.

  • I love bugs, but I still think these are fucking scary. O.o

    It's the eyes. They have the creepiest eyes in the history of nature.

  • I got bitten by a horsefly (bit smaller than that but still quite big) and it gave me a HUGE lump on my arm, stayed there for a week or so. Swelled up like mad, damn those horseflies. *Shiver*. Your really should protect yourself.... I don't know how you don't get bitten (or do you?)

  • aren't those flies prone to biting? yikes! i wouldn't hold that bug for all the tea in china.

  • @bobbybellsupreme that big guys harmless, only the males get that big and they live off nectar. There size and loud flying would make it harder for them to get blood without getting killed.

  • @bobbybellsupreme Kind of an odd insect. If you catch a horsefly it will not bite, but if it lands on you, it usually will bite, because it seeks your blood.

  • Dude I would've stomped his ass. Totally worthless insect! They serve a purpose all right, to bite the hell out of us, cause pain and inflammation! Did you see the size of that thing's mouth parts?!

  • Dude I would've stomped his ass. Totally worthless insect!

  • iv noticed that horseflies get bigger as you go deeper into the wilderness

    see i live in the city and the horse flys here are tiny compared to the ones

    ive seen in southern ohio.

  • BRRR. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :D

  • Oh.... oh geez, that thing is terrifying. I will stay in relatively cold climates, far away from wherever the hell these things live.

  • for a minute i thought it was farting

  • Great. Now there's plenty more of them because of this dick fly.

  • you soulda killed that SOB! ;P

  • You usually need a .50 caliber to kill one, or at least a fighter plane.

  • @chaosopher23 I like bugs (even things like this) and normally would find such a comment irritating, but I have to admit, this made me laugh.

    Bugs ftw!

  • Wayneleon100@ we wouldn't be alive u idiot

  • Insects are a very important part of the eco-system on planet earth. They pollunate plants and flowers, without which we would not benefit by being able to eat fruit and nuts.

  • And you held it???? Gods, that buzzing.... Ick!

  • when these things bite you it hurts like holy fuck, moreso than a wasp sting

  • how the hell did you catch it

  • how the hell did that not bite you?

  • @MrPunkFox They don't bite when they're being held, for instance if one got stuck in your car, it wouldn't bite either, it would try to escape. Escaping is it's nr. 1 priority, it can eat later.

  • D :

  • i hate these as much as mosquito's

  • You sure that wasn't a bird!

  • their biting is a bitch. I hate them

  • I don't know why exactly you held it, neither do I know why you kind of pushed it with your one finger, because if this thing would sting you.. you could of dropped something sweet like honey (if you have this on your boat ;) on your finger to keep it there while filming... I think you were lucky!

  • @kalifornika They don't sting, they bite. They have large jaws they bite with, and stick their tongues into to take the blood out. Truth! LOL

  • LOL, I can haz farty wings?

  • i found one once. Creepy considering how much the little guys can hurt.

  • dude be careful those bites hurt alot

  • Lol he farted.

  • "Jesus..."

    "what?"

    "its a Giant Horsefly"

  • It's gonna come back...AND KILL YOU! :P

  • bzzzz....... jesus xD

  • holy shit it fucking makes farting noises, I would freakin smash it the first second I saw it

  • those hurt when they bite u

  • sounds like its farting XD

  • made me chuckle

  • yeah thats fucking rank

  • It a very scary :/

  • *reads the comments, munching popcorn* Hmmm? Oh, don't mind me? Please! Do continue!

  • @lonOtter i totally agree with you, youtube comment fights are the best

  • I can't believe that thing didn't bite! They have pretty sharp jaws and their bite hurts like hell, from what I've heard! lol

  • @tall32guy Oh it hurts like hell; I was standing on the back of my friends' Jeep and it felt like my arm was being stabbed with a red hot poker - And rather than smacking it and having a 2 inch dead bug with my blood in it on my hand so I just flicked it into a tree.

  • @tall32guy they dont bite in defense, they only bite when feeding off you. And it hurts like all fuck

  • @tall32guy Yes, it's pretty painful. I got bit once when I was a kid, then I got bit like 3 times in one day a few years back. My asshole brother in law laughed the first time I got bit, about a minute later, he gets bit. Never laugh at someone who just got bit by a horsefly, more than likely, you'll end getting bit. It hurts because they slice into your flesh with those mandibles.

  • @tall32guy omg, you're retard... they don't have jaws they have a needle like proboscis that delivers a short, sharp sting

  • @paintBALLhero510 YOU'RE the retard, disrespectful punkass dumbass dickwad! They have jaws they use to bit with and you would find that out if you'd use the few brain cells you have to look it up!!!! Anyone else on these comments will tell you they do! So eat **** and die, dumbass.

  • @tall32guy they don't bite, they have a mouthpiece that has 9 different parts that work together like scissors to cut (not bite or chew) into an animal's skin and cause bleeding. Once blood is flowing the horsefly extends the black "labium" below the scissors-like things to suck up the blood. they don't have jaws lol

    the things that tic people off, are you on your period bro? your swearing like a pissed 12 year old who just started puberty

  • @paintBALLhero510 as far as everyone else is concerned(for bugs that is), if it cuts throug the skin and gets your blood, it's a "bite"

  • @paintBALLhero510 lol... nice troll he is ain't he xD

  • damn

  • HOLY PISS! HOWDYA KEEP IT FROM RIPPING OFF YOUR FINGER? O_o

  • sound like a f helicopter !!!

  • uma mutuca...

  • omg huge

  • im not 100% sure what horseflys are until now,, but yeah those things suck. i wish flies and wasps, all these flying insects just died out, they dont even need to be alive. surely it isnt a good life being a little spacker like that

  • Any living creature on this planet has its meaning and purpose, i'd say the world would be better of if there would be less humans poluting and disrupting the natural balance.

  • @YouTuBie2007

    Is it cold up there on your pedestal?

  • @YouTuBie2007 not mosquitos. they are not ANY animals major food source (not even bats) and they do NOTHING but bite and suck blood. Go research them and try and tell me ONE THING they are good for. guess "God" messed up huh?

  • @greatestsongsofLIFE ..i don't know where u take your info from when saying that mosquitos don't have their place in the foodchain, mamals,birds,insects,fish,rept­iles and anphibians they all eat mosquitos, you wouldn't be able to see the sun shining if all these creatures would simply stop eating mosquitos.

    To cut it short and keep it simple to understand : If it lives it's needed.

    Again as i said before : it's mankind that dirupts the balance and fcks sht up.

  • @greatestsongsofLIFE.....and why did u mention God ?... i didn't !

    Although i believe that Jesus Christ had his part in history i do not believe that God created the world, Darwin's theory makes more sense to me.

  • @YouTuBie2007 what about mosquitos what are their purpose

  • @AslanGriffindorLion they are food to other animals like birds ^^

  • @YouTuBie2007 You DO know the irony of what you're saying right? Want to guess how much lands and materials and wastes that goes into internet infrastructure that you're using to post your comment on youtube?

  • @Capjae10 ....actually no, i have no idea where your trying to get with that statement.

  • @YouTuBie2007 If anything, humans can be the one salvation for the creatures on earth. Without us, they have no chance in escaping eventual extinction, unless they evolve into something like us.

  • @YouTuBie2007 wya to fucking respect ur own fucking race

  • @YouTuBie2007 A wise man once said, "Be the change you want to see in the world"

  • @DanSOConnor That's awesome. I'm going to start using that.

  • @YouTuBie2007 bedbugs don't

  • @YouTuBie2007 anal leeches don't

  • @YouTuBie2007 what do mosquitos do for us..?

  • @TheJoshy1992 They provide food for birds and also distribute illnesses to keep populations under control.

  • @YouTuBie2007 Yeah, during my Bio class today we were talking about that dam break thing, and I started to think, humans are definitely going to be the death of this world.

  • @YouTuBie2007 Technically all life is a parasite, drawing nutrients from the elements inside our planet....so it would feel the same way about us that we feel about horseflies or mosquitoes or whatever if we could ask it.

    I'm all for preserving the Earth so we don't kill ourselves off, but sometimes you gotta play devil's advocate...keep your hippie comments to yourself please =)

  • @wazmund18 ...and you learn to respect other ppls views and thoughts, since you show me none ill do the same : you timewaisting sad piece of sht.

  • @YouTuBie2007 From a logical perspective you HAVE to look for and except criticism in your views or else humanity will never progress! Perhaps I should clarify my comment; it was more to think outside of the box than a personal stab. Don't be so quick to anger...it only serves to aggravate others and suck the intelligence out of any debate. Especially since technically you'd be wasting your own time, as I can't control whether or not you read or respond to me.

  • @wazmund18 ......i do accept critiscm i only dont accept the unrespectfull name calling, your line saying "Keep your hippie comments to yourself " is what made me reply in the first place.

    And your the one saying that anger sucks the intelligence out of any debate.....practice what you preach i'd say.

  • @YouTuBie2007 It was meant as a joke. I apologize if someone you never met teasingly called you a hippie actually carries enough weight to impact you. My mistake.

    Other than that, I'm a little confused about the "practice what you preach" note. Rereading, I can't detect any anger in the tone of what I wrote (except for the building up of annoyance here). In fact, critiquing myself here, it's more complete indifference. The only emotion showing is the smiley face, hence my first point.

  • If all the wasps and other flying insects died, we too would die. Very quickly, too. Insects either feed us, produce our food, or clean up after us, one way or another.

  • @IonOtter wasps dont do anything

  • @IonOtter Tell them to do their job, and stay the fuck out of my face >:(!!

    Got 3 in here that are super fast, big, and annoying. I'm still trying to hunt them since they won't fly out to another room or out a window >:(!!

  • @IonOtter that is true but no all of them and the ones who dont should die like mosquitos thoe little bastards

  • How about we all just DIE OUT? Theres no need for humans.. WE DONT DO ANYTHING TO HELP EARTH.. WHy should they?

  • what is to say i dont think the world would be better off without humans? of course it would you idiots dont warp my point, also gtas123 you can fuck off, modern people dont give anything back to the earth but dont put us all in one kettle, us pagans live for the land so dont try to tell me about that.

  • Wth.. Gtho pagan.

  • there you go now whos the closed minded one, go get some help and a clue, i bet youre a fundamentalist christian, believe your rediculous bible as verbatim word of 'god'. our real roots are pagan, if you want to believe the fairytale that is the bible be my guest, youre gunna face alot of disappointment throughout life though, dickhead. oh and by the way, i 100% bet you know nothing about paganism, just the lies and propaganda from the shitty christian faith, fuck you christians.

  • Lol look at the faggot pagan.. Your worthless, and everyone knows it.. Pagans are fileld with lies and sin.. Your all just retards who go around SPREADING lies.. Look and I guess all the faggot pagans curse and say "F Christains" huh? Lol, paganism.. What a filthy lie.. Gtho filthy dirty worthless pagan.

  • LOL ok gtas123 you stupid cunt lets get some facts right, firstly its the christians that are filled with lies, you fucking raped our religion by making lies about it, spreading propoganda in the early day thats the reason most countries changed, pagans worship the earth, nature, all things true unlike you cunts that read a book FULL OF OBVIOUS LIES and believe it as the word of one being that started everything 6k years ago? ok dickhead lol, dont argue with me you know nothing about life/pagans

  • Lol what a good pagan faggot.. Going to a video and syaing "I wish all flying insects would die". It seems that Albert Einstine was a pathetic pagan.. I would expect more of him :/. But eiter way, you retarded pagans need to stop spreading your lies to people before you get what is coming.

  • jezus is teh bomb d00d

  • jesus ftw :D

  • if einstein was christian he wouldnt have been allowed to discover how stuff works, retard. you definately know absolutely nothing so that makes me pretty happy in the sense im backed up in thinking christians run around the point and know fuck all, and by the way you absolute retard, youve replied to dimebagmarshalls comment like hes on your side, hes making fun of you dickhead, hes one of my actual friends in real life, also a pagan : ). no one likes horseflies, fuck off you christian spacker.

  • I like horseflies.. And it was pretty obvious he was being sarcastic.. i find it pathetic that you sent your friend a link so he could help your worthless pagan faggot out.. Now gthi retarded pagan before I burn a tree.

  • your idiocy makes me cringe, you didnt think he was being sarcastic dont fucking pretend, and 'help your worthless pagan faggot out' what does that even mean? gthi? burn a tree? do you even know what youre on about? burn what you want lol it doesnt affect me, your 'god' might be pissed that you burned 'his' tree though. all you can say is 'pagan faggot', btw i know many gays all atheist or christian none pagan, and things that dont make sense like 'gtho' or whatever.

  • Lol you are so pathetic.. Dont even reply to any more of my comments, neither you other pagan tards either.

    Christain will ALWAYS be ftw.

  • and i gave him the link because we were laughing at christians, not so he could help me out lol. seriously, a school child would have no problem outsmarting you, you appear to know nothing even about what you consider to be your own faith, im not going to dignify you with responses anymore, you are so ravenously ignorant it sickens me. youre a cretin, im done here

  • Lol look at the pathetic pagan retard.. You WORSHIP NATURE.. Are you seriously that pathetic and retarded enough to do such a thing? Go suck a cock faggot.

  • want to play like that? ok then:

    Lol look at the pathetic christian retard... you WORSHIP SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EVEN EXIST..Are you seriously that pathetic and retarded enough to do such a thing? YOUR MINISTERS FUCK LITTLE BOYS ALL THE TIME AND PAGANS ARE FAGGOTS? lol ok, stop replying to me you dont know what schooling is you believe in something thats massively against science, ESPECIALLY BIOLOGY. CRETIN. im actually done now, you cant redeem yourself here, i have no stigma so i dont care : )

  • Of course you reply again.. how pathetic.. Just like all the other pagan tards..

  • first of all both of you guys are faggots, now stop spamming youtube with your quarrals of whether god does or doesnt exist...you both dont know the answer, dont pretend otherwise,

  • Mankind is riding thousands of paradigms that don't exist beyond the bounds of mortal mind. You ignore the truth because you actually feel entitled to personal disclosure of the truth, from the source of the truth. The source of any truth does not approach nor confront mere mortals, mortals must find it. You must accept your inability to aquire clarity on matters of truth. Just because you aren't priviledged enough to possess truth, doesn't mean you should ignore it in favor of your own truth.

  • neither you other pagan either? fucking hell lol go to school

  • Go to school? LOL I take AP classes and am in a bio technology program. Go to school? How abotu you gtho and go hug a tree. Like I said before, DONT reply to me again you scum.

  • @therealkingfuse didnt you learn about food chains in school? :P and how if enough of a certain group of animal died out it would either make living for us alot harder or just not happen at all? :P

  • @therealkingfuse it is the parasites that need to die. ALL OF THEM! they are the real ones that serve no purpose in life or in the world but cause pain and harm to other species.

  • @therealkingfuse well, if there were no wasps, are plants and trees would die so yeah. thats why we need them ;)

  • @therealkingfuse

    we need the wasps to control the flies :/

  • @therealkingfuse like IonOtter said we need insects, if they died out then the animals would starve and die and when the bodies decay they will decay slowly and cause diseases and if the diseases dont kill us, our hunger will. insects eat the decaying bodies of the dead much quicker than nature decays it

  • I has 2 of those on my fingers and they were taking a bath on me and just flew away

  • it looks like a tsetse fly. im amazed it didnt sting you

  • ahhh i hate those things.

    i was at the lake one time and this horse fly kept flying all around me and like attacking me, i was scared shitless

  • I fucking hate horse flies.

    They're prime food targets for my praying mantis's though! They love them!

  • steezy fly, holy shit

  • jeez!

  • how the hell did you catch it in the first place?

  • dude r u fuking kidding me why would u hold that thing. yer lucky u didnt get bitten.

    God im luck fukin paranoid of wasps and horseflys its so sad.

  • Holy shit. I would of ground that thing into paste. Fuck horse flies. I hate them.

  • lolz paste!

  • u certainly are brave aint ya O_o if i see one again this is whats gonna happen:

    IMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLLLLAARRGHHH

    >;D on it xD

  • had one on my nose, i closed my eyes then i opened them and it was on my habd, whats more, it was a cute baby one xD ^_^

  • HOLY SHIETZ!!! i would be flippen out rofl, but i dont no much about thos things.

  • that thing can bite, o my lord when ur wet it bites mostly fucking shit

  • Do these things attack or bite humans?

  • both

  • Yeah don't let them bite you they are extremely painful. My brother got bit by one once and he had a small chunk of his arm missing and a horrible swelling.

  • And now there is a hose fly with a few legs missing.. Nice.. I would have probably killed it..

  • holy crap that thing was friggin massive!!!!!!!

  • why didnt it bit you?

  • I lost a good fishing pole thanks to a horsefly.Thanks horsefly.

  • these things scare me even more than bees...

  • A TABANUS!!! That's crazy!

  • how did it not bite you?

  • eeeehhhhhhh

  • iTS BUZZING SOUNDS LIKE PETER GRIFFINS LAUGH FROM FAMILY GUY

  • Best way to hold em is by the sides, then they can't do anything. I remember I used to catch all sorts of horseflies when I was younger, though I'm not sure I could ever react coolly if one landed right on me.

  • JESUS!

  • dude why the hell would you hold that, their bite is brutal..

  • I don't think they'd bite in defense, but only for nourishment.

  • wholly crap. i probably would have jumped into the water if that thing landed on me

  • These will carve a chunk of ur flesh :>

  • its farting lol

  • what the fuck is this o.O

  • it looks like a bot fly

  • Hahaha! Nice skills Mr. Miyagi.

  • my god its like a freakin bird. this thing doesnt buzz, it actually flaps.

  • DUDE i caught one of those things in florida!

  • My GOD when I was in kindergarden swimming class those things used to swarm by the dozens next to the pool.

  • found one by my pool in nevada

  • i hate thoes things, i was about 11 and it was a school camping trip, there was a nest next to the site we stayed, the noise scares the shit out of me now

  • holy shit now i know what they are called i seen one and i was like WTF

  • god they kept on biting me on a horseback riding trip and annoyed the hell outta me and the horse.

  • I just got bitten, 27 spots altogether...that's painful!

  • These motherfuckers have hurtful bites!

  • As if the regular UK ones arnt *uckers as they are! Theres always giant species of annoying ones, wasps is another!

    African killer wasps, that follow you for miles =[

  • JESUS :D

  • thats one muthafucking big FLY!

  • OMG that's what bite my ear :(

  • HOLY SHIT

  • When I was a kid I caught one and pulled it's legs off before letting it go lol.

  • sheejus is right, i'd be scared shitless to touch it

  • Eh I just freeze em then Put them on a Rope Heh. Easy Fun

  • Wow that sounds like an incredibly good idea!

  • you should have made that fly into fish bait!

  • You guys are racist lolz! :D:D I have to admit that I hate those things but theyre still creatures of Earth and deserve to live (Somehow)