How to : look like a Pirate Hooker (with guest Captain)

[binkyluvzgreenday]

i think i just fell in love with you guys

[404jared404]

I have only one word to say - Amy Winehouse.

[kennymelodica]

@404jared404 teee hee

[crazychaoticcool]

Thumbs up for Gangles' X-marks-the-spot nipple pasties! :D

[Rutle]

I want a make over too, Brilliant I love the eye lashes.

[kennymelodica]

@Rutle :D hhahahaha

[fourteentwelve]

Shave the chest? No, I want to see it waxed! lol

I loved this! Was laughing the whole way through. Love the new look and I'd love to see you wearing that mask when you're doing your videos just before work :)

[TheAlmightyNighty]

Wow, Captain Al has a real talent for makeovers. When can I get mine?

Oh and may I say, you look very purdy :)

[kennymelodica]

@TheAlmightyNighty maybe even "Hot!" ;) you can book your makeover from the Captain Al and Princesslieanottheonefromstarw­arsdotcom MakeupHouse of Piratey awesomeness by sending cheese to our address with a note detailing directions

[theBradlands]

OK..there's not enough therapy I can buy to get over this vid....thanks a lot guys.

[kennymelodica]

@theBradlands we make no apology, except for this one.,....Sorry

[ctrymaus]

That was fun! But don't shave his chest!

[casetone2514]

Is this the gayest thing we've ever done?

Not by a long way.

I can only assume that if that is true, there must have been some winkie/bottie action between you two in the past!

I couldn't watch beyond 5:16 ("youre messing it uuuup!) as my cringe gland went into overdrive

[russbuss415]

ahem, "mopped the carpet", i'm just going to pretend i didn't hear that. pirate hooker fight club ftw!

[YoppyKyabetsu]

"Its not even close!"

[YoppyKyabetsu]

Loving the Wendy O Williams look. It had been a while since a video made me cackle so much that people started rushing in my office to see if I was being attacked by a mongoose. Thanks!

[StubyStubyDoo]

This is what we wanted - cross dressing Kenny's!!!!

Just take note Gangles I'd expect a lot of change from a dollar bill. -

Stew

[kennymelodica]

@StubyStubyDoo I'll give you the dollar bill, that's how it should probably work

[ItsDeets]

Inspiring! Where can I book a make up session with Captain Al and Captain Princess Leianottheonefromstarwarsdotco­m?

[kennymelodica]

@ItsDeets no need to book they are on their way to your place right now.... sweet dreams

[nidgetucker]

I Think Captain Als done this before hahaha Gangles you look so pwetty hahahah i'm so disillusioned hahahaha the new spice girl Slapper spice

[kennymelodica]

@nidgetucker Slapper Spice indeed haha!!! I scrub up well!!! Al knows many things he probably shouldn't

[weesamin]

yup. turned out pretty much how i thought it would. beautiful guys just lovely ahahha i'm sorry gangles, i won't request anymore torturous videos.. maybe.

[kennymelodica]

@weesamin thank you.......i think :P

Like the use of bandaids?

[weesamin]

@kennymelodica

i'd rather have seen gangles nips personally!

[kennymelodica]

@weesamin hahaha

[tpacklick]

Very instructional.

Now I feel the need to take a shower.

[kennymelodica]

@tpacklick a lonnnnnng shower

[deach69]

Unmasked! Bastards!

[kennymelodica]

@deach69 hahahaha we already suspected this reaction from you, but really that's Captain Gangles in a skin mask ,so it's not really his real face at all (we promise, would we ever lie to you) .....

[barbettemroe]

Great make up artist...Captain Al looks stunning..wonderful final touch from CC Princesss L. Who is that peeping Tom gazing thrue the door?

[kennymelodica]

@barbettemroe oh that's Captain Peeping Tom :) glad you enjoyed this information packed captains segment

[Tsutsomu]

Nice tutorial ;)

Thanks a lot folks.

Cpt'n MixAndMatch.

[kennymelodica]

@Tsutsomu hopefully you got some useful tips for yourself

[9999mancheese9999]

The best Pirate Hooker in Pirate Hooker History, nice work Captains, Welcome Captain Princess Leianottheonefromstarwarscom

[kennymelodica]

@9999mancheese9999 thanks. it's great to be part of such a focussed and dedicated team

[krabbers]

not even close to the gayest thing you have ever done .....BIG LOL

pirate hooker

[kennymelodica]

@krabbers pirate hookers are people too

[DearOldNutjob]

It looks good, really. Kind of a David Bowie look.

[kennymelodica]

@DearOldNutjob hmmm we believe you about it looking good - we really do

[morganjeanfield]

wow! great work kenny & the captains! there should be some more 'how to' videos in the future!!

[kennymelodica]

@morganjeanfield yes there will be and hopefully and just maybe Captain Princess Leianottheonefromstarwarsdotco­m will join us too

[floydbluethereal]

Wonderful! Any make-up suggestions for me in blue?

[kennymelodica]

@floydbluethereal when applying blue use as much as you possibly can...remember more is more