june12, 1970: Doc Ellis took a bunch of LSD and pitched a no-hitter

[LloydyMufc7]

Could some 1 tell me what a no-hitter is?

[MrNyqqa]

BATMAN WAS WERE.



[slang1n]

"i grabbed the ball and tagged the base in the same motion... then i said to myself 'i just scored a touchdown.'" hahaha legend.

[dswineford87]

fucking a right



[Jbinkley79]

Thats tight

[backabeyond]

No Castine, you Fry-Babies freak sober people out. you latch on and won't let go. you need tobe babysat and entertained way beyond the hours of a sober person. next thing you know I'm saying get the fuck out of my house right now before I call upon satan to condemn you to an infinite desert where Beiber's music echoes endlessly! In your schizo mind you hear me clearly, but u can't believe I said it. So you start to think that you are crazy for hearing something so fucked up. LSD=ez target

[jermo971]

i wonder how many other players have tried playing with drugs besides coke and uppers.

[Nautilus1972]

@jermo971 I'd like to see a QB play on acid. Take the snap and wait only second on the drop back, you'd have scanned every player on the field by then and you'd know exactly where and how to throw it. Probably.

[Skull666Bones]

Further proof baseball is not a sport.

[wengerboy]

Dam, I wish there was video footage of this. I would get this over bigfoot video anyday.

[mjljr5891]

15 years b4 i was born

[grifballa]

I just made a touchdown

[ShereKhan77]

doc ellis is the man.

[olearyp]

sounds like Samuel L. Jackson

[snewso]

@olearyp how cool would it be if they made a movie for this story and he was he lead!

[wsz594]

@snewso he died bro

[snewso]

@wsz594 samuel l jackson is dead?

[raz0rthr0at]

Ooooooh, i just made a touchdown!

[snowairland]

Greatest story ever told!

[ridgerunner721601]

The Padres couldn't hit him cause they were too busy laughing at those things on his head. 

[d1behindu]

your mom sent me here!!!

[aldo2k6]

shut up about who sent who

[kadomox]

Chuck Brodsky brought me here.

[HaligonianType1]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO I didn't see the hitters. All I could tell is if they was on the right side, or the left side...

[malfecto]

Thumbs up if Todd Snider sent you here!!

[bigtimepimpin666]

1:03 he may have piutched a no hitte rbut he played with curlers on. so he looke dlike an ass. I know a lot of storners who are smart and some even were accomplished. that's like 5% the rest really are loosers...

I'd hate to fight a war on drugs... it's hard enough to go to college on drugs.

[legendofyourmom]

@bigtimepimpin666 learn to spell, then we will all be glad to read what you have to say.

[TonyTX]

@bigtimepimpin666 you clearly know what you are talking about

[epilepsyman47]

it was interesting to hear his explanation of the days events...

[Eushawn20]

drugs 1 war on drugs 0

[scottalias]

Oh I just scored a touchdown!

[chessdrummer]

I don't believe it.

[verday316]

i bet he tripped  balls when they all ran on to the field when he got the last out.

[aknowneemus]

Ellis. D in the scorecard!

[duster19]

Dock Ellis, great American hero...

[rangerthree]

He thought the unpire was Richard Nixon

[sharjes84]

What happened to yesterday? Hahaha

[SEVFEST]

@Tansumia100 now what the heck did I do to you for you to insult me Looking for tools? better look in the mirror....

[Suggzzz]

Well Done;)

[Suggzzz]

God Bless You Doc

[sneakyndn]

thumbs up if you hate Robin Williams

[Twych22]

@sneakyndn LoL at ur face!!

[SEVFEST]

OK so he took drugs!!!! (Not Good) but to admit it to the world OMG how dumb can you get.....

[c9castine]

@SEVFEST

[SEVFEST]

@c9castine you sent a blank reply there's nothing here are YOU tripping too???? LOL

[ShutterbugF]

They should play that game on a loop in the baseball hall of fame

[c9castine]

ive never done LSD but ive done mescaline and if they are anything alike then i cant imagine having the coordination and attention span to pull this off

[TheZeppelin92]

@c9castine nah lsd is more like a stimulant than a hallucinagen

[JurakaF]

@TheZeppelin92 uhh yeaa right, you've prolly been DOX'd if you've experienced more stim than psy... I mean sure it is a minor stim, but nothing compared to the psy effect, guaranteed

[TheZeppelin92]

@JurakaF well i ate 10 hits by accident and i felt extremely alert and there was psy

[wsz594]

@TheZeppelin92 nah, all hallucinogens just raise your bp alot, thats why it feels like that. Thats y u dont wanna do acid, fungus, dmt, ect if you have heart conditions.

[wsz594]

@c9castine man i get super coordinated. just being around all the people that arent on acid would bug me. I dont even like talking to sober people when im trippin, it wierds me out, but I can l do everything better like skating, playing video games, dancing, ect. You just cant eat so much that you lose grip on reality.

[hubbased]

It's Dock.

[njacob909]

antoine dodson?

[heyseandolan]

Dock

[MoNicholasLaird]

Dag. The Pirates STAYED being high back in the day. lol

[stevenlburke]

Fantastic! Probably couldn't do that today.

[duckhuntchamp]

OOOh i just made a touchdown :-D

[foxrod1]

is there no video of this game?

[tzimtzum1618]

Some players need an asterisk by their records because of drugs...others an exclamation point!

[MrSafetymeeting]

That's 1 baseball game I'd like to see. Probably the only one

[musik210]

This is just like when i got 6 straight pong shots while on LSD what a night

[tboneal83]

amazing

[blkvicePU]

"ooohh I just made a touchdown" lmao

[ourWorldWideWEED]

Last name Ellis first name Doc. (Ellis, D = LSD) lol coincidence?

[iloveGLASS420]

169 people like drugs

6 do not...

[Riocoolnes]

Wheres the real footage!!!

[lesoul]

@Riocoolnes It was audio footage, and it was edited (in an awesome way) by the people of nomastv. search their vid... it is an amazing animation!

[ElykNosnaH]

UYD!



[dkaver90]

this is awesome

[barmoycm]

awesome

[punk91]

Why Dave Chapelle hasn't made a segment out of this is beyond me at the moment.

[RyansInTheRanks]

how??????? hahahaha

[TheJomogogo]

What's unusual about this story is a negro taking LSD that's really rare.

[1978blueGREEN]

@TheJomogogo Ever heard of Jimi Hendrix???

[TheJomogogo]

@1978blueGREEN

Yeah he's number two

[1978blueGREEN]

@TheJomogogo Nice. :)

[punk91]

@TheJomogogo Fail! I take lots of it.

[TheJomogogo]

@punk91

Double fail I said it's rare I never said it doesn't happen.

You just proved my point nigs R sTuPiT

[skaared01]

One bad Mutha!

[shaunnol]

"oooh, I just made a touchdown!" rofl

[Tsh0v]

LOL june 12 is my bday only 25 years earlier...

[JSprayaEntertainment]

the cartoon version is way better ---> /watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14&feature=r­elated

[phoen99rising]

I guess you can pitch while stoned; I'd like to see someone top that by hitting home runs while stoned?

[salemcripple]

thumbs up if Robin Williams sent you here! lol

[gregorybleach9]

@salemcripple yes yes he did XD

[cableaddict]

Why can a pitcher have a "no hitter" if he walks eight men? (not just Ellis) Isn't a walk the same as a hit?

A pitcher could thus pitch a no-hitter and still lose the game. I don't get it. It cheapens the whole thing.

[chuckmak1979]

it's called a no hitter for a reason: no hits. duh

[cableaddict]

@chuckmak1979

No, really? Wow...

I think you completely missed my point.

[cityofwalls]

@cableaddict that's why there are "Perfect Games."

[johnstone2010]

@cableaddict No hits = NO HITTER GAME; no hits, no walks, no errors, no hit by pitch = PERFECT GAME

[cableaddict]

@johnstone2010

Ah, that makes sense, thanks.

-But it also means that the term "no hitter" is somewhat meaningless.

[EvilNoz51]

@cableaddict Its rare a pitcher gets a no hitter. Its big. Not many do it.

A couple times, pitchers have lost games they threw a no hitter in.

Saying it isn't much, is like saying hitting the cycle, hitting 4 homeruns, or just about any other major baseball feat you can do in one game is meaningless, because you can lose while doing them. Saying it is meaningless kills all credibility on your part.

[benhagan81]

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!

[tikitxiki]

@NegativeCreep121 however it has nothing to do with pot

[Putaspellonyou]

is their video footage of this game....that would be priceless...

[supraboy1500]

@TheJomogogo fuck you you lil fucking racist bastard thats why your girl chokes on my big primitive dick get a life retard

[kingslegion1]

and pukes want to bitch cause Barry Bonds MAY have smeared some creme on his 40 yr old knees!!!

[FireBuff51]

@kingslegion1 Bonds took steroids my friend, if you believe that Bonds just "smeared a little cream on his knees", I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.

[TR1GG3R47]

@NegativeCreep121 thats pot but still, lol

[navyche]

Yo, what's the song in this? (ie. the "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo" song)

[SABWT2320]

Oh I just made a touchdown lmao

[Killadelphi420]

ooh i just made a touchdown...HAHAHAHAHA unreal

[PUSHA304]

Yeah video of this game would be priceless. I would love to hear the announcers talking about this whole game because they had no clue he was trippin.

[strutanich]

youtubes made for videos last time i looked. protest albums on youtube. put a little more work into it

[SEKSHINATE]

Just goes to show drugs are bad......oh wait no it doesn't

[melmes03]

@SEKSHINATE, It shows that you need some good friends to help you out as well

[SEKSHINATE]

@melmes03 I don't get it........

[melmes03]

@SEKSHINATE, the rest of his team was the main reason why he achieved a no hitter

[underthere5]

@SEKSHINATE yeah it does!!!!!!!! most drugs arent bad.

[dj999dominator]

@DevonMcAllister1 Actually I think this shows the luck of actually getting a no-hitter. Imagine the alternative though - if he did badly - how bad it would be.

[ChimmyCoo]

@SEKSHINATE it shows that they are bad.........ass

[patsmittydotcom]

ahh wow! what happened to yesterday? hahahaha

[KevinWhore]

@NegativeCreep121 Wrong, 4:21

[royofnam]

ooo i just made a touchdown

[adibson]

guy is a legend

[skiballer23]

i would hate to be on a team that couldnt score on a pitcher who was on LSD...

[Kostly]

@skiballer23 HAHAH Don't diminish the power of LSD!

[ImBoredToo]

@skiballer23 its the Padres i mean you can't get much easier

[skiballer23]

@ImBoredToo lol i dont follow baseball much but i dont ever hear news about them

[monteoner]

i duno about anyone else, but i found with acid (or other psychadelics for that matter) spatial tasks are pretty much impossible. like video games make absolutely no sense, putting on jackets for some reason is really difficult, so ive gotta say this is pretty fucking impressive

[Kostly]

@monteoner Yeah, I hear you. But, there are some tasks you would find easier to do. Like tasks you are very familiar with that you love to do. I want to try it with golf. Too bad there aren't hardly any acid dealers around.

[msbensucks]

@monteoner I agree ive taken Iarge amounts of mushrooms and at a certain point... it becomes impossibIe to do basic shit.... This experience sounds more Iike an X trip- in which case you become very good at video games ect..

[ab1462]

@msbensucks Your extacy is probably meth based, thus the accelerated reactions. LSD isn't going to have those effects, it's more an intense focus/meditation on the situation. Large amounts of any hallucinagin will make simple tasks difficult, I am assuming Ellis wasn't on massive amounts of LSD, but certainly enough to be tripping.

[ThePretzelHead]

"What happened to yesterday?"

[123123psy]

your mom is so hqiry,well u know,just tke look in the mirror\.

[Maxpower056]

lol.......best story ever

[acoosam93]

legendary

[vardo5]

Baseball's lame but he makes it wicked. As for all the "oh i went to lysergic acid college" folks, toss off. Enjoy a good trip and that's that.

[zoomorphicrap]

is this for real

[roncove]

yes

[somerzeze]

As kids going down to the ammon pool [whiteside rd] ''y side'' you would see DOC chillin with the ballerz and their el-dogs-whitewalls T.V. antz... bottomline this cat was a true back in the day hill district -centeravenue brotha.. too put it lightly.

[tehutiheru]

This is Classical

[Kieran84ire]

Listening to this I'm reminded of Bill Hicks comedy sketch about positive drug stories on the news - "Today Dock Ellis on Acid pitched a no-hitter!"

I feel like playing Bases Loaded on my Nintendo now.

[elvismilk]

That Hicks routine is classic, "The Door is a Jar" everytime my car does that I think of Bill. Other nuggets, here's your brain on drugs(egg frying) and here's Keith Richard's brain on drug, da, da, dadada, da, dadadda, I can't get no, satisfac.....

[CTMOVIEMAN]

bullshit

[Noles876]

video ends at 420 hahahha

[EilertPilarmDM]

"O'Meara'd"!!!

heard on mikeomearashowdotcom yesterday.

[SABWT2320]

Dude Acid back in the 60's an 70's was potent.

My dad said he took 2 hits and then spent 4 hrs searching the carpet cause he thought he dropped it when he took it.

[rspkingdude]

My dad got a hit in his drink. He had a test to do the next day. He took the test high on acid and passed with an A+

[c0rzova]

lmfao that's hilarious

[CTMOVIEMAN]

Acid was 300% less potent in the 60's and 70's Moron.. Read a book!

[turkishxgold]

how can something be less potent than itself?

[tylerg42o]

@turkishxgold LOL VERY GOOD POINT!!! they mean less lsd per dose

[iunnodiapeys]

no it wasn't it was MORE potent in the sixties.. you read a book.

[SnickersAndPretzels]

What book are you reading?

Because the potency of LSD is determined more or less by the chemist. Although the tools used in LSD production are less advanced than today's, they did a more than adequate job, as millions of hippies can attest to.

Additionally, the standard dose overtime dropped from about three tabs in the 60s to one today.

[weed4smoker20]

not true .. avrage lsd hit today range from 70-100ug in the 60's it ranged from 250-400ug

[bobshenix]

CTMOVIEMAN, are you serious?? Everybody and their mothers know that the best, cleanest LSD was around in the 60's..

It is harder to get purer stuff today because the precursors are so tightly regulated by the feds that they are practically impossible to get.

[tylerg42o]

its really easy to find if u kno the right people.. its only shared between intelligent people usually in college. that kno wut there doing, most people are scared to try it so its not popular anyway. but your right some lsd is are derivatives that are more popular now, tho most ive had seemed clean. skateboarding on them wuz great i MUCH better skills i can feel and predict the board sooo well xD. only done it about 10 times tho dont kno wen i will again.fun times permanently changed me<3 8-D

[bobshenix]

tyler, I am not sayin its not around anymore, i know it is, i am just saying the individual doses are weaker than in the 60's

[StephenWebb1980]

Any drug that is potent enough to be effectively placed on blotter paper [~150-500 mcg. on .25" x .25" square] and cause neurological effects is professionally manufactured [ie. pharma grade.] You'd be surprised to know it, but a good majority of the LSD around is left over from the 60's. So just consider that the next time you drop blotter, you're more than likely dropping pharma grade stuff that has been freeze dried for about 40-50 years or longer.

[bobshenix]

That is very interesting, StephenW... i have never thought about that possibility.

LSD is a very fragile molecule in comparison with many other chemicals... it has to be stored in perfect conditions to last that long, for sure. LSD will degrade rapidly upon any sustained contact with moisture, bright light, and even just overexposure to the air.

If proper precautions are taken, what you say is certainly possible... but I would not say a "good majority" of LSD around today was made in the 60's

[StephenWebb1980]

The first 'batch' of Lysergic acid was developed 'accidentally' in 1938 by Dr. Albert Hoffman of Sandoz Labs, after his first 'accidental experiment', the LSD sat in a vile at the lab for about 8 years as Hoffman recounts in 'LSD my problem child' (Dr. Hoffmans book) He then took 200mcg and its effects were as strong as they were prior. Food for thought.

[eternityWeeps]

250 mics, sorry. psychedelics nerd

[prisoner006]

heh heh. professionally manafactured you say. you'd think so but honestly in my day we were whipping up huge batches in an apartment bathtub.

[StephenWebb1980]

Huge Batches in bathtub? Thats nonsense. The amount of LSD that would fit into a 'bathtub' would be more than has ever existed. Sandoz labs in Switzerland hasn't even come close to that amount and Dr. Hoffman of Sandoz labs was the man who first synthesized Lysergic Acid Diethylamide. Your statement is suspect.

[Hockey933]

did u know some dude was caught with 91 pounds of LSD in kansas a couple years...all im liquid form...im pretty sure that would fill at least 1 bathtub

[roncove]

harvard legallise LSD for investigation 2010

[tylerg42o]

wut book wuz this?

[badacerske]

lsd was a drug created by the government for interigation, real shit. youll never find true shit like they had back in the day. you can make it but the chemicals involved wouldnt be compatable for making money. todays stuff is just a mixure of shit, never the real stuff.

[jasonnwest]

lsd was inadvertantly created by Swiss chemist Albert Hoffmann. The CIA tried to use it for interrogation purposes, but they didn't invent it. Nor did it apparently work very well on making people divulge secrets.

[Kirkalirka]

you don't know what your talking about

[punkgunner]

Are any of these pics from the game of subject? Obviously this game wasn't broadcast on TV because by now you would have seen it.

[MattFrooj]

Does anyone have a video of the game. I want to see it.

[tradewind08]

"High as a Georgia pine". Classic!

[mduli002]

God I miss real Athletes!!!