@meifcorcha it's not like they're gonna see it, they're all too bleeding high to know where they are, let alone know how to work youtube! Catch a grip meifcorcha, if you don't agree with some of the things brought up in the video then move on, don't try and preach to everyone! its not like you didn't know what to expect (the title kind of gave it away!).
Everyone shut the fuck up ....Des is actually showing what any person would see in any town around Ireland and all of yee talking bout bleeding Rascism
IRISHWOMAN TORTURED AND BURNT ALIVE BY IMMIGRANTS - HER SISTER SPEAKS OUT AND JUDGE CALLS HER A RACIST
“Justice in Ireland is sleeping while its people are dying,” Ms French told the Central Criminal Court.
“People with criminal records in their own country should never be allowed to live among us,” she said, referring to Mineikas and Dilys’s previous convictions in Lithuania.
“The country has enough to deal with."
Judge White described the statement as offensive; inappropriate; xenophobic;
ASYLUM SEEKERS IN IRELAND CAUGHT 'ASYLUM SHOPPING'
243 Asylum seekers were transferred to other EU states after being caught 'asylum shopping' where they looked for refugee status in 2 or more countries.
40 failed asylum seekers were deported last night, a further 202 opted for help in returning home voluntarily rather than being removed.
source: Irish Independent 12/3/10
and there's no such thing as bogus asylum seekers, you are racist for saying so...
From Nov 09 to March 2010, out of 19 council houses, allocated by Tralee council 11 went to immigrants. Many Irish people are on the housing waiting list, some waiting for 7yrs, and the houses are going to foreigners.
Kerryman 14/4/10
This at a time when Irish children in care are being moved around in different care homes and B&B's. Some of these kids have been abused and committed suicide - they would greatly benefit from a secure council house.
@waaeaa your full of shit, its hardly the immigrants fault is it, blame your council and your goverment but dont be racist and blame the poor immigrants, they are human beings. they need a roof over their head too you ignorantlittle racist. wake the fuck up, go and built house for the poor. do something POSITIVE, instead of spreading NEGATIVE hate. YOU WANKER
Maybe if righteous stalinist fanatics who take up the racist shouting loudspeaker so that everybody can see what a great man you are, would stop being so selfish and realise that immigration actually allows 3rd world poverty to continue while also allowing the only countries that can help (us) to sink too, then the 3rd world would not be the 3rd world.
But your own inadequacies wont allow for that, ever, you must have some bad guys, so that you can be seen as the good guy, selfish
EUROPOL REPORT: IMMIGRATION A MAJOR THREAT TO EUROPEANS
A European Police Office report has revealed that at least 900,000 illegal immigrants from 3rd World enter the EU every year & 350,000 legal visitors overstay their visas -and that Europe faces major criminal threats from this invasion force.
This massive influx has seen “European citizens and businesses exposed to systematic violence and corruption at the hands of organised crime groups, terrorist groups, and, street gangs"
@waaeaa your not gonna have to worry about immigration soon lad because after the next budget its gonna be us irish that are broke and we'll be the ones immigrating again
Not true. 3rd world immigrants do not care about recession here. To them it is still great to be here, where they get social benefits they would never get in their own countries.
Once here, they stay and bring over their friends and families to live and work in the black market. Ireland will be destroyed in yrs to come, and at least I can say, I opposed this, when all our grandchildren ask, did you support this destruction of our land.
@waaeaa man shut the fuck up do you not realize that up until about 20 years ago it was us irish that were immigrating to other countrys you hypocrite, people have a right to a better life the immigrants coming here from africa, asia and eastern europe cause no harm and for the most part are hard worker people, so stop with your bullshit trying to disguise the fact that your just a racist asshole
We emigrated to US, OZ and other poltical states made by white europeans, just as other europeans also went to those new countries. Countries which btw have made consitutional freedoms that the whole world now tries to copy.
We did not go to Africa or pakistan changing their countries or culture and tipping the balance of population which means they would be a minority in their own countries in the future. Big difference
Not what most Irish tell me, when I speak to my fellow patriots on the street. And this from a Scots man who thinks he is a black. Or at least not enough identity to realise and be proud of his own heritage and to defend. Ahh yes, the spineless turn tail and try to appease and suck up to the invaders, while the strong get down to the work of defending their turf, and when the tide turns, wimps like you come skulking back saying how you fought with the patriots, lol
Now, kindly show how I am a Nazi. Shouting and ranting racist and the word Nazi, does not make me one, or does it make you win an argument no matter how much it makes you feel like the cool big man and fake mr. Humanitarian.
What's more, Ireland has given millions in money to 3rd world countries and 1000s of volunteers in aid work, we owe Africa and 3rd world absolutely nothing, if anything they owe us.
Show the racism, if so, then so are all the Irish news media for telling the facts about immigration. Stuff your race card bullshit, ppl are allowed say what the effects of immigration are, as felt already in all the other European countries.
If you call that racist then you are the anti-Irish and anti-White racist and hater.
This is the result of what happens when everything you know about drugs you learned from afterschool specials and Partnership For a Drug Free America commercials .
10,000 IMMIGRANTS WORK IN IRELAND USING FALSE STUDENT VISAS
Bogus non-EU immigrants sign on as students then slip away to take up jobs. Others overstay their visas to allow them secure work by enrolling in fake courses every year to allow them continued access to Irish jobs.
Irish Independent 12/2/10
(If they are here long enough they can stay for good)
This does not include immigrants here on real student visas or on legal work permits or here working illegally. How many 10s of 1000s is that?
& the fact that your dumb ass can't spell 'epitomizes' - or 'intelligence', for that matter - shows the amazing power of that feeble organ you call a brain.
But, I suppose you are a fan of this weak shit - it's miraculous that you even know two words with more than five letters.
smellindamix you have been avoiding my advances boy
i know you can read this boy
i remember my first gay experience. his name was norman who had red hair and a poetry book stained with the butter drips from crumpets.
Indeed I often wonder where Norman is now. Probably wintering with his mother in Guilford, a cat, rain, vim under the sink and both bars on. But old now, there is no true beauty? without decay, would you agree??
i loved his joy in the hood shows. and all his stand up shows... hes a ballsy fucker too..not many would spend time living with travellers.. or the hoodies in ballymum..limerick..cork...
I think hes funny. and fair play to him hes just exploring his irish roots.. sad to say but a lot of people with irish accents cant be bothered to speak irish or learn it... including myself... fair play to him i say....he doesnt think hes a cork man eitheir he just is gratefull that the cork people accepted him..hes as funny as tommy tiernan in my opinion
des bishop is funny! and do you think des cares about your comment on youtube. i doubt it. faircity4ever? i take it your a jackeen then... jesus enough said
amazing all the people who come at des for making fun of the irish when he's american. they must not realize he's lived in ireland most of his life, is a citizen, and is fluent in Gaeilge
find him in a way this annoying American young guy but this comic genius at the same time...also, did BOTH drug users have to have North Dublin accents?
I love des bishop! he is one of my favourite comedians! but does anyone know if there is any more good videos ?... and by the way he moved to ireland when he was 14, he said it when he was on the late late show on friday
yeah hes got a new one out cant think of the name of it though! and theres one called in the name of the fada a dvd of his series on rte.. i think hes fair funny! cracks me up
There are just some folk who's whole notion of them selves is so thin that the cleave to a bigger idea and get very pissy when someone is perceived to be knocking it, and by extension them.
There's frigging thousands of em in Scotland and Ireland, who at the frst critisism of their country go instantly to def con 5.
It's kinda sad really. Ireland is a great place, so's Scotland...but then....so are most places, doesn't make em perfect and to think so is niave, to get so defensive is just daft.
hes such a funny man, ive seen him and tommy T live, and truthfully i thought des bishop was better.. surprisingly. both hilarious though. just think bishop is such a legend!
Des bishop your an absolute dick head. if you slagged ireland in front of me i wud bite lumps out of your skull slap you to death and then i would piss all over you. if you dont like ireland then fuck off out of it you silly yank, i feel arkward watching you trying to be funny and showing off at the same time your a total asshole
what are u on about u feckin tit, every irish comedian slags of ireland, he is living in ireland longer then anywhere else u muppet, and wha because he isnt from ireland originally he isnt aloud slag it like every other comedian
Des is always talkin about how he loves ireland, infact at the beginin of this show he said how much he loves ireland, so how about ya shut up ya fucking waste of space
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He slagged ireland a couple of times in a put down way and it wasnt like any other comedian, and it made me angry. That message i sent was directed at Des Bishop himself not you. So why dont you mind your own buissness and dont bother sending me any more of your cheap messages because its not like i would have the time to even bother reading them you fucking TWAT.
first of all he loves ireland, he says he would hate to live anywhere else
and second if u dnt have time to read them, y did u reply??? sounds stupid to me, altho ur last comment was stupid in the first place, so i have come to the conclusion that u are indeed an idiot and ur opinion no longer matters
First of all why did you even bother sending me another message? Second of all the only reason i wud reply to yur messages is because yur a fuckin nob head and i somehow feel its my duty to let you know how much of a fcking twat u are. So i have come to the conclusion dat u are indeed a silly dumb piece of shit, yur opinion didnt matter in the first place, it doesnt now and neither does yur existance. So y dnt you go & get a blow up doll ,a few cans of beer and just switch off yur internet.
It's funny how you're telling a video to fuck off out of Ireland. Just because your sense of humour isn't the same as ours doesn't mean you have to flame the guy. Fucking retard.
I think thats just you not being able to read correctly you fuckin nob head. If you read correctly you would see that i was directing the message to des bishop you fuckin TWAT so shut the fuck up.
This guy loves Ireland! if he didnt then why would he spend so much time here? its not the money lol, is it ok for Tommy Tiernan to slag down sysdren people? loads of irish comedians take the piss out of Ireland! and btw 2 m8s of mine met Des when he was doing the comedy work shop in ballymun and they said hes sound.
He does slag ireland. And he does slag our stupid habits, but what about his own stupid habits from his own stupid country. I do have a life + I already have watched things that are funny.
he doesnt slag ireland, he makes fun of irish people. but not in a mean way, in a funny way.
and if he went on about american peoples habits , it wouldnt be as funny, because we dont know all their habits. we know all our own.
and he wouldnt pick up on american habits so much, because he is american. in the same way irish people dont pick up on our stupid habits until they are pointed out to us.
I'm from Dublin you goon. What I meant was with a few beers trying to decipher your typing was like looking into a ditch at night, just not making sense! It probably takes you more effort to type garbage like that than actually write properly!
Garbhan if your dialect is a typical example of what they are peddling in the gaeltacht region it is very worrying for the future of our national language. I mean if they don't have a basic literacy level of written English or Gaeilge, what language is it that they are actually communicating in out 'Wesht'?
eh i live just around the corner from des, i speak to him alot and hes very down to earth, i often seen him posing for pictures with people, and even when i was going to new york last year he told me a pub to go to in queens, it was brilliant, des dosnt even drink anymore after he got over hes drug taking he kicked in booze aswell, even at Christmas me and the lads asked him to go pub for a pint and he said no thanks, he drank with us once and all he had was a wkd
awh why becuase des bishop lives in a palace surrounded by security and heicopters to keep away the dangerous ordinary joe soap, eh des isnt actually all that rich and just becuase hes on tv from time to time dosnt mean that he dosnt live beside members of the public that dont work on tv, they all dont live on an island you know, well you probably wouldnt ya dumb culchy hick!
if u actually listen to him u'll realise he's not funny.. don't be taken in by his accent and his yank in ireland shtick.. his material is NOT funny.. he knows the art of comedy, granted, but he fuckin annoys the shit out of me..
Man, you LOVE Des Bishop, why else would you be here, wasting your fucking precious time, searching for his clips on YouTube. You sat down at your computer looking for Des Bishop, Enough said. Your just a fucking freaky masochist.
generally don't find him funny at all. he has improved though. he used to be really crap and annoyin. but he's gotten better. this is a good clip but he's still not great.
This guy is a genuinely nice fella, extremely funny! i met him last nite in Stormont where he did a cupla crackin jokes trí mhean na nGaeilge. Hillarious in both languages and soo approachable!
... i can laugh at a good social commentary and hearing somebodys from a different countrys perception of where you live can be insightful and humours, but being told that people in tracksuits go "schwaa" and take heroin in an annoying American accent by somebody getting paid far to much to do so pisses me off no end.
you complacent idiots would like any crap that was served up to you... it's like somebody has a giant sign saying applause and every time it likes up red you laugh...
It's heart warming to see somebody leap in front of the virtual bullet I fired at Mr Mitchell300, but far from insulting a man (possibly...?) that I have never met I was only pointing out that his comment "By far the best stand up guy in Ireland. Says it like it is." is an idiotic comment and since it came from his manicured nails (again... the question of his sex must be pondered..) he is therefore an idiot. if only for the vague description of Mr Bishop as "he best stand up guy in Ireland"
This guy is a good comedian. He make me haHA!
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he's as bout as funny as the time I got a skin tag on one of my "sacs_de_scrotum" and thought it was something more serious !
EpicGurth 3 months ago
@meifcorcha it's not like they're gonna see it, they're all too bleeding high to know where they are, let alone know how to work youtube! Catch a grip meifcorcha, if you don't agree with some of the things brought up in the video then move on, don't try and preach to everyone! its not like you didn't know what to expect (the title kind of gave it away!).
bowzyjnr 3 months ago
Why are people having arguments thats nothing got to do with the video just shut the fuck up and enjoy the clip its funny .
IRELAND921 4 months ago
ROFL :D first I've heard of this guy researching the edinburgh festival acts, can't wait to see him!
tidystuart 5 months ago
Everyone shut the fuck up ....Des is actually showing what any person would see in any town around Ireland and all of yee talking bout bleeding Rascism
UnknownBombers 9 months ago
haha des bishop has good material!
kyrannosaurusrex 10 months ago
@libertycaps666
looks like you and that judge have something anti-irish in common - telling irish ppl they are racist
waaeaa 1 year ago
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IRISHWOMAN TORTURED AND BURNT ALIVE BY IMMIGRANTS - HER SISTER SPEAKS OUT AND JUDGE CALLS HER A RACIST
“Justice in Ireland is sleeping while its people are dying,” Ms French told the Central Criminal Court.
“People with criminal records in their own country should never be allowed to live among us,” she said, referring to Mineikas and Dilys’s previous convictions in Lithuania.
“The country has enough to deal with."
Judge White described the statement as offensive; inappropriate; xenophobic;
waaeaa 1 year ago
ASYLUM SEEKERS IN IRELAND CAUGHT 'ASYLUM SHOPPING'
243 Asylum seekers were transferred to other EU states after being caught 'asylum shopping' where they looked for refugee status in 2 or more countries.
40 failed asylum seekers were deported last night, a further 202 opted for help in returning home voluntarily rather than being removed.
source: Irish Independent 12/3/10
and there's no such thing as bogus asylum seekers, you are racist for saying so...
waaeaa 1 year ago
IRISH QUEING FOR 7YRS LOSE OUT TO IMMIGRANTS
From Nov 09 to March 2010, out of 19 council houses, allocated by Tralee council 11 went to immigrants. Many Irish people are on the housing waiting list, some waiting for 7yrs, and the houses are going to foreigners.
Kerryman 14/4/10
This at a time when Irish children in care are being moved around in different care homes and B&B's. Some of these kids have been abused and committed suicide - they would greatly benefit from a secure council house.
waaeaa 1 year ago
@waaeaa your full of shit, its hardly the immigrants fault is it, blame your council and your goverment but dont be racist and blame the poor immigrants, they are human beings. they need a roof over their head too you ignorantlittle racist. wake the fuck up, go and built house for the poor. do something POSITIVE, instead of spreading NEGATIVE hate. YOU WANKER
mcRioRemedy 9 months ago
@mcRioRemedy
Maybe if righteous stalinist fanatics who take up the racist shouting loudspeaker so that everybody can see what a great man you are, would stop being so selfish and realise that immigration actually allows 3rd world poverty to continue while also allowing the only countries that can help (us) to sink too, then the 3rd world would not be the 3rd world.
But your own inadequacies wont allow for that, ever, you must have some bad guys, so that you can be seen as the good guy, selfish
waaeaa 9 months ago
from what ive seen this guy is ridiculously overrated. tommy tiernan and dylan are way way better
irishcomedians 1 year ago
Des Bishop is a genius. Go on buoy!
emmetor 1 year ago
EUROPOL REPORT: IMMIGRATION A MAJOR THREAT TO EUROPEANS
A European Police Office report has revealed that at least 900,000 illegal immigrants from 3rd World enter the EU every year & 350,000 legal visitors overstay their visas -and that Europe faces major criminal threats from this invasion force.
This massive influx has seen “European citizens and businesses exposed to systematic violence and corruption at the hands of organised crime groups, terrorist groups, and, street gangs"
Europol 7/5/10
waaeaa 1 year ago
@waaeaa your not gonna have to worry about immigration soon lad because after the next budget its gonna be us irish that are broke and we'll be the ones immigrating again
libertycaps666 1 year ago
@libertycaps666
Not true. 3rd world immigrants do not care about recession here. To them it is still great to be here, where they get social benefits they would never get in their own countries.
Once here, they stay and bring over their friends and families to live and work in the black market. Ireland will be destroyed in yrs to come, and at least I can say, I opposed this, when all our grandchildren ask, did you support this destruction of our land.
waaeaa 1 year ago
@waaeaa man shut the fuck up do you not realize that up until about 20 years ago it was us irish that were immigrating to other countrys you hypocrite, people have a right to a better life the immigrants coming here from africa, asia and eastern europe cause no harm and for the most part are hard worker people, so stop with your bullshit trying to disguise the fact that your just a racist asshole
libertycaps666 1 year ago
@libertycaps666
We emigrated to US, OZ and other poltical states made by white europeans, just as other europeans also went to those new countries. Countries which btw have made consitutional freedoms that the whole world now tries to copy.
We did not go to Africa or pakistan changing their countries or culture and tipping the balance of population which means they would be a minority in their own countries in the future. Big difference
waaeaa 1 year ago
@waaeaa LISTEN TO YOURSELF YOU THICK CUNT, most irish would be ashamed to call you one of them, your a nazi
mcRioRemedy 9 months ago
@mcRioRemedy
Really?
Not what most Irish tell me, when I speak to my fellow patriots on the street. And this from a Scots man who thinks he is a black. Or at least not enough identity to realise and be proud of his own heritage and to defend. Ahh yes, the spineless turn tail and try to appease and suck up to the invaders, while the strong get down to the work of defending their turf, and when the tide turns, wimps like you come skulking back saying how you fought with the patriots, lol
waaeaa 9 months ago
@mcRioRemedy
Now, kindly show how I am a Nazi. Shouting and ranting racist and the word Nazi, does not make me one, or does it make you win an argument no matter how much it makes you feel like the cool big man and fake mr. Humanitarian.
Now do show how I am a Nazi?
waaeaa 9 months ago
@libertycaps666
What's more, Ireland has given millions in money to 3rd world countries and 1000s of volunteers in aid work, we owe Africa and 3rd world absolutely nothing, if anything they owe us.
waaeaa 1 year ago
@libertycaps666
Show the racism, if so, then so are all the Irish news media for telling the facts about immigration. Stuff your race card bullshit, ppl are allowed say what the effects of immigration are, as felt already in all the other European countries.
If you call that racist then you are the anti-Irish and anti-White racist and hater.
waaeaa 1 year ago
hahahaha love him so funny :P
martinamoylan 1 year ago
love it !!! :)
kelbo17 1 year ago
This is the result of what happens when everything you know about drugs you learned from afterschool specials and Partnership For a Drug Free America commercials .
MindofaJedi 1 year ago
yer gorgeous u !
i love yah! x mez
mezdupa1 1 year ago
love u des x
mez
mezdupa1 1 year ago
yeah... the cocaine was off...
squirttilithurts 1 year ago
coke is shite but good, i love it and hate it
snackbox1989 1 year ago 2
@snackbox1989 Just hit acid and weed heaven on a cracker, I am telling you
und3rgr0und666 1 year ago 2
deeply unfunny.
padsax1 1 year ago
Heroin was exact but the cocaine was a bit off.
billyisballing 1 year ago
You a regular user of both then ?
TheIrishLad010 1 year ago
i saw this guy in melbourne funny as hahaha
217Anonymous 1 year ago
Ah yeah hes great , we have adopted him here as an irish person now .
TheIrishLad010 1 year ago
The cocaine head who was robbin ye was probably a banker
hellospider 1 year ago
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10,000 IMMIGRANTS WORK IN IRELAND USING FALSE STUDENT VISAS
Bogus non-EU immigrants sign on as students then slip away to take up jobs. Others overstay their visas to allow them secure work by enrolling in fake courses every year to allow them continued access to Irish jobs.
Irish Independent 12/2/10
(If they are here long enough they can stay for good)
This does not include immigrants here on real student visas or on legal work permits or here working illegally. How many 10s of 1000s is that?
waaeaa 1 year ago
some ppl dont get this and thats good :)
funny funny stuuff...!
KamikazePigeon44 2 years ago 2
DIS GUY IS FUCKIN GR8 BOY HELLA FUNNY
MegaRowdie 2 years ago
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des bishop is an asshole without taking cocaine
buzzmund 2 years ago
eh your wrong saw him live got a standing ovation and all!
scalatchichachi 2 years ago 8
thats cause people are sheep
buzzmund 2 years ago 4
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saw him live, and he was so crap, so many people left early, u live and learn
bhoy029 2 years ago
legend
UltraSexy911 2 years ago 6
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Iamnotanumbernr1 2 years ago
i've never heard of him before just now and i already miss that ignorance.
trickster0zero 2 years ago
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What does this mediocre hack know about drugs?
MrCounterPoint 2 years ago
that apitamises your inteligence your a fuckin idiot
quinnerx 2 years ago 2
& the fact that your dumb ass can't spell 'epitomizes' - or 'intelligence', for that matter - shows the amazing power of that feeble organ you call a brain.
But, I suppose you are a fan of this weak shit - it's miraculous that you even know two words with more than five letters.
Go eat cocks, douchefag.
;D
MrCounterPoint 2 years ago
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who asked you ya d4 cunt.... douchbag?? good slag ya fuckin spa. take that cock outta your arse before ya start tryin to insult me
quinnerx 2 years ago
dublin and the rest of us real republicans are a wole diffrent nation
cloverfield911 2 years ago
shup ya fool
Smellindamix 2 years ago
smellindamix you have been avoiding my advances boy
i know you can read this boy
i remember my first gay experience. his name was norman who had red hair and a poetry book stained with the butter drips from crumpets.
Indeed I often wonder where Norman is now. Probably wintering with his mother in Guilford, a cat, rain, vim under the sink and both bars on. But old now, there is no true beauty? without decay, would you agree??
UncleMontyIV 2 years ago 5
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go on away and shut up ya fuckn fool
im not fuckn gay ya fuckn dope
Smellindamix 2 years ago
well i can tell that by your lack of sensitivity you are not a partaker in the love that dare not speak its name
in my youth around oxford i was always sensitive, I used to weep
in butcher shops at the site of meat
UncleMontyIV 2 years ago 3
well ican tell dat ur a sad sad fuckn sick cunt, i dont fuckn what to be in love i just want to get my hole
sai id say you wer cuz u wer a little fuckn girl and a little faggot
Smellindamix 2 years ago
yes you were right but i never liked meat.
I always preferred plants. ive always preffered the carrot to the geranium.
the carrot has mystery dear boy, flowers are tarts merely prostitutes for the bees.
ooh oxford!! oxford!! Oh, Bodelair!!! longtemps!!!
UncleMontyIV 2 years ago 5
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ya id say you love to wank off to little boys, ya id say you do that alot, im not a boy tho thats what you keep getn wrong im not a fuckn boy
you come at me ill bite ur fuckn eat off
Smellindamix 2 years ago
my poor boy! when i say boy i refer to those gentlemen of oxford college age ie 19-28
did you go to the other place eton? yes? oh splendid!
Alas, at my age I have little more that vintage wine and memories. When that moment comes, ones ambition ceases. Do you write poems?
My boy we are at the end of an age.
ohh to be swept away Without effecened emotion and poisonous inhibition!!!
UncleMontyIV 2 years ago 3
classic
NRMWxxx 2 years ago 4
Saw him live on Friday night in Wexford, where he went to school. He's a ledgend of a man!
Hilarious!
Absolutely love him!
lolyinx 2 years ago 5
What a ledge
darkwizzard 2 years ago
legend
butlerjames80 2 years ago 3
He was actually born in London. The man has spent the vast majority of his life in Ireland and his parents are Irish. He`s Irish in my books.
BobCassidy 2 years ago 6
The man is Irish.
BobCassidy 2 years ago 2
why would he dress as a leprechaun?
tipplad27 2 years ago 9
i loved his joy in the hood shows. and all his stand up shows... hes a ballsy fucker too..not many would spend time living with travellers.. or the hoodies in ballymum..limerick..cork...
tipplad27 2 years ago 2
I think hes funny. and fair play to him hes just exploring his irish roots.. sad to say but a lot of people with irish accents cant be bothered to speak irish or learn it... including myself... fair play to him i say....he doesnt think hes a cork man eitheir he just is gratefull that the cork people accepted him..hes as funny as tommy tiernan in my opinion
tipplad27 2 years ago 4
des bishop is funny! and do you think des cares about your comment on youtube. i doubt it. faircity4ever? i take it your a jackeen then... jesus enough said
tipplad27 2 years ago 3
Lol saw his unbearable show in Vicar street...twas great :p
scimpy4life 2 years ago 2
amazing all the people who come at des for making fun of the irish when he's american. they must not realize he's lived in ireland most of his life, is a citizen, and is fluent in Gaeilge
kylestillwell 3 years ago 2
who cares who he slags the important thing is that he is shite and not even funny
seankinsellasean 3 years ago
He's hilarious!! He's incredibly observant and if people can't accept that then they shouldn't watch things that they find offensive.
xxEliLuvsxx 3 years ago
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FrancieCoffey 3 years ago
u either lik him r u dnt. so wat if he mocks our habits its funny and if u dnt lik him mocking ur habbit stop doing it
kingmonk567 3 years ago
find him in a way this annoying American young guy but this comic genius at the same time...also, did BOTH drug users have to have North Dublin accents?
dazumaz 3 years ago
funniest comedian ever!
enough said.
MlsaXxX 3 years ago
Although i do think he is funny. its just some of the things he says annoys me.
9090120 3 years ago
haha good man des.. fucking hilarious.. i have this on dvd..
Governor27 3 years ago
Hahah ine in a pic wii him...;)...x
werfamile 3 years ago
He was in UCC the other day and I was a few feet away from him and I STILL didn't see him. I mean wtf?! Unreal fail on my part!
siofsi 3 years ago
he came to ireland a yank and we turned him irish boy!! gowan des
TheRealDeal8181 3 years ago 4
I love des bishop! he is one of my favourite comedians! but does anyone know if there is any more good videos ?... and by the way he moved to ireland when he was 14, he said it when he was on the late late show on friday
AnOnYmOuScOmMeNtEr94 3 years ago 2
yeah hes got a new one out cant think of the name of it though! and theres one called in the name of the fada a dvd of his series on rte.. i think hes fair funny! cracks me up
TheRealDeal8181 3 years ago
New dvd called tongues, I think. He is one funny bastard!
celticcutiepie 3 years ago
its very windy today lol
HLecterPHD 3 years ago 3
DES BISHOP KICKS ASS!
rachelmhr 3 years ago 6
he pays the whole american act he came to ireland when he was about 4
BAADASSSSSSS 3 years ago
he was 12
andrea00mc 3 years ago
He doesn't play the whole american act cause he came to ireland when he was 14!
AnOnYmOuScOmMeNtEr94 3 years ago
I went to school with this guy in BlackRock.
Hes a genuinly cool guy! He was a little fat then too.
jonnyu2 3 years ago
h ha better dub accent than I can do and Im irish lol.
seanybiker 3 years ago
he can do a gud dub accent cnt he haha
tooth1999 3 years ago
hahahahhahaha
tooth1999 3 years ago
There are just some folk who's whole notion of them selves is so thin that the cleave to a bigger idea and get very pissy when someone is perceived to be knocking it, and by extension them.
There's frigging thousands of em in Scotland and Ireland, who at the frst critisism of their country go instantly to def con 5.
It's kinda sad really. Ireland is a great place, so's Scotland...but then....so are most places, doesn't make em perfect and to think so is niave, to get so defensive is just daft.
tragic8ball 3 years ago
shut up moanin hes funny
tonyveroni 3 years ago 2
hes such a funny man, ive seen him and tommy T live, and truthfully i thought des bishop was better.. surprisingly. both hilarious though. just think bishop is such a legend!
stabcitySB 3 years ago
Des bishop your an absolute dick head. if you slagged ireland in front of me i wud bite lumps out of your skull slap you to death and then i would piss all over you. if you dont like ireland then fuck off out of it you silly yank, i feel arkward watching you trying to be funny and showing off at the same time your a total asshole
9090120 3 years ago
what are u on about u feckin tit, every irish comedian slags of ireland, he is living in ireland longer then anywhere else u muppet, and wha because he isnt from ireland originally he isnt aloud slag it like every other comedian
Des is always talkin about how he loves ireland, infact at the beginin of this show he said how much he loves ireland, so how about ya shut up ya fucking waste of space
gocuathotmail 3 years ago
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He slagged ireland a couple of times in a put down way and it wasnt like any other comedian, and it made me angry. That message i sent was directed at Des Bishop himself not you. So why dont you mind your own buissness and dont bother sending me any more of your cheap messages because its not like i would have the time to even bother reading them you fucking TWAT.
9090120 3 years ago
first of all he loves ireland, he says he would hate to live anywhere else
and second if u dnt have time to read them, y did u reply??? sounds stupid to me, altho ur last comment was stupid in the first place, so i have come to the conclusion that u are indeed an idiot and ur opinion no longer matters
gocuathotmail 3 years ago
First of all why did you even bother sending me another message? Second of all the only reason i wud reply to yur messages is because yur a fuckin nob head and i somehow feel its my duty to let you know how much of a fcking twat u are. So i have come to the conclusion dat u are indeed a silly dumb piece of shit, yur opinion didnt matter in the first place, it doesnt now and neither does yur existance. So y dnt you go & get a blow up doll ,a few cans of beer and just switch off yur internet.
9090120 3 years ago
or how about NO, see how easy it is for me to disregard ur stupid comment, but for sumone who dosent care ur still replying
gocuathotmail 3 years ago
It's funny how you're telling a video to fuck off out of Ireland. Just because your sense of humour isn't the same as ours doesn't mean you have to flame the guy. Fucking retard.
Vulphus 3 years ago
Sorry that was directed at the 9090120 guy. The reply tab fucked up.
Vulphus 3 years ago
I think thats just you not being able to read correctly you fuckin nob head. If you read correctly you would see that i was directing the message to des bishop you fuckin TWAT so shut the fuck up.
9090120 3 years ago
This guy loves Ireland! if he didnt then why would he spend so much time here? its not the money lol, is it ok for Tommy Tiernan to slag down sysdren people? loads of irish comedians take the piss out of Ireland! and btw 2 m8s of mine met Des when he was doing the comedy work shop in ballymun and they said hes sound.
Not to mention he studied irish and can speak it!
J0KeR2001 3 years ago
wud u calm down for fuck sake!hes a comedian,dey slag countries all the time!ye shud see dem slaggin de amaricans haha its too funny
xxsteweyxx 3 years ago
he doesnt slag ireland, he points out all our stupid habits that we dont notice + its hilarious!!! if u feel so wakward, dont watch it.
he does like ireland, sure he learned irish.
get a life + watch something u do find funny.
MlsaXxX 3 years ago
He does slag ireland. And he does slag our stupid habits, but what about his own stupid habits from his own stupid country. I do have a life + I already have watched things that are funny.
9090120 3 years ago
he doesnt slag ireland, he makes fun of irish people. but not in a mean way, in a funny way.
and if he went on about american peoples habits , it wouldnt be as funny, because we dont know all their habits. we know all our own.
and he wouldnt pick up on american habits so much, because he is american. in the same way irish people dont pick up on our stupid habits until they are pointed out to us.
he is hilarious!
MlsaXxX 3 years ago 3
i have this on dvd.funny out. he speaks a lot of truth too
madmick080808 3 years ago
dez is a legend! luv him! xx
yvonnemcgardle 3 years ago
I'd shag him until he was half dead - what a sexy guy! More like this on television please (keep the swearing down tho eh Des?)
blackpoolrok 3 years ago
that is billiant, you telling the whole world you'd fuck him rotten then asking him to keep the swearing down.
Marvellous, thanks you've made me grin at least.
tragic8ball 3 years ago 3
He Z A Prick - He Wnt Back Ta Da Gaeltach Dat He Learned Irish In N E Wudnt Sign Autographs R Go In Pics Wit Anyone ... N E Wos Drunk
Garbhan8 3 years ago
Garbhan - what language is that? Is that what life is like in your head? Gobshite.
RobJ73 3 years ago
Jesus Man Wha Did I Do ... Im Tellin D Truth ... Bt R English So U Wnt Evn Kno Wha My 1st Comment Was Bout !
Garbhan8 3 years ago
Sasenach? Pog mo thoin!
I'm from Dublin you goon. What I meant was with a few beers trying to decipher your typing was like looking into a ditch at night, just not making sense! It probably takes you more effort to type garbage like that than actually write properly!
RobJ73 3 years ago 2
Garbhan if your dialect is a typical example of what they are peddling in the gaeltacht region it is very worrying for the future of our national language. I mean if they don't have a basic literacy level of written English or Gaeilge, what language is it that they are actually communicating in out 'Wesht'?
aldgunencarrothers 3 years ago 2
eh i live just around the corner from des, i speak to him alot and hes very down to earth, i often seen him posing for pictures with people, and even when i was going to new york last year he told me a pub to go to in queens, it was brilliant, des dosnt even drink anymore after he got over hes drug taking he kicked in booze aswell, even at Christmas me and the lads asked him to go pub for a pint and he said no thanks, he drank with us once and all he had was a wkd
arsenal123454 3 years ago
no you don't.don't try and crap everyone!!
joycer96 3 years ago
awh why becuase des bishop lives in a palace surrounded by security and heicopters to keep away the dangerous ordinary joe soap, eh des isnt actually all that rich and just becuase hes on tv from time to time dosnt mean that he dosnt live beside members of the public that dont work on tv, they all dont live on an island you know, well you probably wouldnt ya dumb culchy hick!
arsenal123454 3 years ago
well des just lives in dublin, it wouldnt b that hard ya spanner
gocuathotmail 3 years ago
he does nt drink
bodyke4life 3 years ago
my fave comedian by far..love him!
ellechellexx 3 years ago
His accents are great, only American I've seen that gets them right.
DesertEagle404 3 years ago 2
Hes not as funny and sacreligious as tommy.
ROTOBAG 3 years ago
if you dont like him then y are u lookin at his video on youtube, he s a good comedian so shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
djhan19 3 years ago
if u actually listen to him u'll realise he's not funny.. don't be taken in by his accent and his yank in ireland shtick.. his material is NOT funny.. he knows the art of comedy, granted, but he fuckin annoys the shit out of me..
couchie06 3 years ago
shut up couchie you capper!
micoh369 3 years ago
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Make me dickhead.. I have to laugh at these brave internet tough guys..
couchie06 3 years ago
Man, you LOVE Des Bishop, why else would you be here, wasting your fucking precious time, searching for his clips on YouTube. You sat down at your computer looking for Des Bishop, Enough said. Your just a fucking freaky masochist.
electricrussell 3 years ago 3
lol, cracker. fuckin owned !
iggyBoy88 3 years ago
in ur opinion that is
Cianothekid 3 years ago
been shaowing all me m8z in scouseland all your clips. They off out to get your dvdz... funny as heck!
Keep it hectic! x mez
mezdupa1 3 years ago
generally don't find him funny at all. he has improved though. he used to be really crap and annoyin. but he's gotten better. this is a good clip but he's still not great.
dirtyarse1 3 years ago
LOL it is funny
DGMBERENOW 3 years ago 2
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not fuckin funny!!! shit comedian- huge ego!
couchie06 3 years ago
i hav d is dvd ! iits so gud !!!! hes so gud !! diis iis hilarious!
xxDnllDylxx 3 years ago
hey nice but come to my page and leave a comment or watch some more awesome vids i found
sxcdave07 3 years ago
legend
irelandsjohn 3 years ago
Damn that boy's fine. ;-]
KatieTheWeird 3 years ago 2
omg i luv dis guy, i have all his dvds he's sooo funny!!!(",)
raff18562 3 years ago 2
haha hes mad, i love it :)
his new show "in the name of the fada"
you cant miss it!!!
SmileLikeYouMeanIt00 3 years ago 4
I love him.Went to see him last night.Brilliant!!!!
acceberrocks 4 years ago 2
des is a legend with the accents, spot on boy!!!
rebelaido 4 years ago 3
des is da bomb.hes the funniest ever,up cork...your always welcome here
msleoni 4 years ago
This guy is a genuinely nice fella, extremely funny! i met him last nite in Stormont where he did a cupla crackin jokes trí mhean na nGaeilge. Hillarious in both languages and soo approachable!
LEGEND
Gildy 4 years ago
i seen him live in vickar street he is class
metalmessiah88 4 years ago
i really want to see the one that he did on the late late show about the immersion...
pingoopink 4 years ago
fukn class..!!
fella is a legend =)
xxx
shaunabrady2005 4 years ago 2
CLASSIC!!
oirishgurl 4 years ago
is he the funniest man on earth or what!!! oh my god the faces he pulls
connagirl 4 years ago
funny guy i truly love him!Id marry him.Good sense of humour is a gret turn on!!
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micaelaprettycuteydq 4 years ago
hes got da dub accent spot on
janeymac22 4 years ago
to janeymac22 im suprised at how good he can do all the accent's
1navanman 4 years ago
... i can laugh at a good social commentary and hearing somebodys from a different countrys perception of where you live can be insightful and humours, but being told that people in tracksuits go "schwaa" and take heroin in an annoying American accent by somebody getting paid far to much to do so pisses me off no end.
Browner1985 4 years ago
people in tracksuits do take heroin.
lol
danlawrence1 4 years ago
ha deadly
clairem43 4 years ago
By far the best stand up guy in Ireland. Says it like it is.
kevinmitchell300 4 years ago
Says what like it is. HE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING!
you complacent idiots would like any crap that was served up to you... it's like somebody has a giant sign saying applause and every time it likes up red you laugh...
Browner1985 4 years ago
*lights up i mean.
Browner1985 4 years ago
Different people find different things funny, dont be so juvenile as to insult someone for their tastes GROW UP
neisy79 4 years ago
It's heart warming to see somebody leap in front of the virtual bullet I fired at Mr Mitchell300, but far from insulting a man (possibly...?) that I have never met I was only pointing out that his comment "By far the best stand up guy in Ireland. Says it like it is." is an idiotic comment and since it came from his manicured nails (again... the question of his sex must be pondered..) he is therefore an idiot. if only for the vague description of Mr Bishop as "he best stand up guy in Ireland"
Browner1985 4 years ago
you are a sham, arguing on this, get a life
ARAGORN41 4 years ago
i love him! his accents are SOPT on.
missnowdiabolical 4 years ago
just like your key strokes.
Browner1985 4 years ago
Considering the fact that your grammar and spelling isn't exactly up to par, then I really wouldn't recommend commenting on anybody elses'.
cvwalsh1983 3 years ago
"... grammar and spelling ARE'NT exactly up to par..."
emmet777 3 years ago
He does a great Dublin accent.
JimboJones100 4 years ago
so funny! really good live as well!!
neisy79 4 years ago
well. thats just this.... without the screen, yeah?
Browner1985 4 years ago