Weird Japanese Zoo Drill

[NippleOfNippon]

しょっぱなから笑ったｗｗｗ

[ShamuKid]

Yes. Because a rope net will stop a rino.

[MilkyStreets]

DA FAQ

[TheEternalMercy]

LOL Whats the name of the music? o.O

[OtonaGorilla]

これだと狩る役も狩られる役も訓練が楽しくなるからいいね。

「無駄」こそが人生を充実させてくれる最良のスパイス。

[DonGanoo]

As a Gaijin, I often find myself saying "Most technologically advanced nation my ass." this is just another example of the non-individuality that plagues this country. What makes this so bad is the employees cooperate with this retardedness.

[robb118821]

Drill huh? Yea like a net will keep a real rhino in place and poking it with sticks on its 5 inch skin helps alot stupid kamacazi zoo keepers.

[tazrockslikecool456]

try a real rhinoceros.. see how they like crushing you to smithereens

From,

Randy Rhino.

Ps- *trollface*

[FracksGaminG]

how did u get all this people to watch behind the fence... :D

[ecaep42]

you probably thought that rhino was alive... NOPE. It's just Chuck Testa. (0:01)

[CannibalCarp]

Where's Godzilla when you need him?

[iamsofreakincool1]

this is how they make film in bollywood

[PinoyBoy237]

Fail with the net at the end

[sinfulsweetie1]

Can someone answer this question for me please ... : Why are they so FUCKING strange!?!?!

[mrbigbacondude]

@TOILETISOLATION um if it goes to america some poacher will kill it but im with you

[powereater]

AIM FOR THE HORN!!!

[zelos100]

Shit. It has No clip

[BassPepperKatze]

maybe they train for the case one rhino escapes

[intelligentwolf]

Unrealistic.

Either it was a "demonstration" on "how to tackle and capture a rhino" or they were rehearsing for Zoo Animals on Ice. *rolls eyes*

[uzb1]

Only in Japan!

[marmite5599]

Shit!!! ruuun!

[TK4240]

what was the guy with a bucket tying to achieve?

[vinniegames]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCHED?!

[BigTerry1231]

y didnt htey just shoot the k.o. stuff at it in da first place?

[ehergeiz323]

..wtf

[Ragnarok6688]

Seriously Japan, what the fuck?

[7Grendel7]

Is this how WW2 happened?

[pepperfido]

There dumb

[XDideklol]

am i the only one to notice the ear fall off.... O.o

[Fergal41]

@TOILETISOLATION Best comment ever.

[cururu9000]

i,m jap

「oh・・・・・・thrilling ・・・・・・!!」

[username0u812ic]

they must really be hungry to hunt down urban rhino that shit tastes like plastic.

[oSYST3Mo]

mothra!



[doogiedog454]

0:40 of course throwing a bucket helps :D!

[TheBBomb94]

Look mom a floating rhino!

[franciscodudeful]

Oh yeah. And in a real life situation the Rhino will obey the signs with the arrows and come near the guys with sticks and simply walk by the crowds of people while they are slowly fallin over.

[Julieta5734]

only the japanese would have a REQUIRED drill on this

[djmonkeyleaderz]

uuuuuu gas is an optie you know



[dashitachi]

Fake and Gay!

[Julieta5734]

@dashitachi no! its staged and bi-curious :P

[WebsurferSA]

yes its probably angry 3 ton rhino and we will be able to fend it off with a bunch of sticks

[Zemon0616]

Achievement Unlocked

[piddshare]

@TOILETISOLATION You mad bro?

[ZeSoySauce]

what if the guy who was the rhinos butt got shot in the face

[LoveSarcoptesFilms]

that's my dream job right there.

a rhino.

[XxFairyGrrlxX]

LolWut?

[Majition]

oooh look, two guys in a rhino suit...LETS POKE IT WITH A STICK!!!

[ItsYaGirlDaricia]

This Is Fake You Could See Two People Under The Rhino

[epicnub1]

@ItsYaGirlDaricia it supposed to be fake when it says a drill..... -.-

[TheKidWhoLikesRice]

@ItsYaGirlDaricia I thought you were just trolling till I saw that you were a justin bieber fan

[reemregret]

i really hope that if this actually happened, they wouldn't try to control a rhino by poking it with sticks.

[E21Winterz]

Cracked was right, this is terrifying.

[TheAryonB]

lolwut

[MasterTenku]

And people say that Fat Man and Little Boy had no affect on the genetics of the Japs...

[mdcowboy15]

109 people were stomped by a rhinocerous

[JaxxHusky]

I find this REally Hard to masterbate to :/

[Perszeusz]

@JaxxHusky I don't

[zombiebunny17]

so many things wrong here...

1.Rhinos can impale and push cars with there horns, a flimsy gate wouldn't stop them.

2.Poking a confused and angry rhino with a stick will not encourage it to move. It'll just get more pissed and have a even better reason to crush you and your stupid fence.

3.Rhinos have absolutely terrible vision and will not walk around any idiots lying in front of them. Because a half ton rhino really doesn't give a damn about the zoo keeper stuck to the bottom of its foot.

[Samegoldays]

@zombiebunny17, I agree. If You "squint" That is the eyesight of the Rhino.

[warbossgrotsmasha23]

@zombiebunny17 you forgot one thing :D rhinos have thick skin :D...it will have to be a pretty damn hard needle to pierce its skin :D

[0110x]

LOL!!!

[WillisDCade]

lol the japanese zoos are awesome

[whatevgirl3000]

Jack Osbourne Sent Me Here! :D

[SuperPaak]

wat

[boitahaki]

the dramatic song does the magic

[HoneyLust18]

He poked the rino in the eye at 0:22!!

[meowmeowkazoo]

Ear fall off. :c

[JoeyCali1]

whoops, I meant at 0:38., still though, one must ponder, who throws a bucket?

[JoeyCali1]

At 0:40, zoo guy thinks of the most reasonable way to subdue the wild beast, throwing a bucket directly in his path, only to have it roll right back in his direction, knowing how shameful the attempt was, he bangs on it to give the impression that he was going to use it to make a hell of alot of noise to scare the animal in the other direction. Remember, these are the professionals.

[tmlkrs]

Where my Cracked niggas at?

[BDillz8228]

1. hide behind thin net

2. poke with wood stick

3. run up to it and play dead

4. throw bucket at it

5. bang on buck safely from behind net

6. shoot with funny looking tranq gun

7. tackle and throw net on it

hahahahaha i just don't understand why there would ever be a rhino in japan in the first place maybe they should worry more about what would happen if a earthquake hit

[YorickAmpersand]

@BDillz8228

well, your list was funny and then you went all stupid and questioned why a rhino would be at a zoo... and then made a tasteless comment about Japan preparing for an earthquake when it's most likely the most prepared out of any country in the world. good job, dick. I have a friend who's dead; why don't you go ask him.

[BDillz8228]

@YorickAmpersand i can't he's dead and i don't know him, and rhino's are not indigenous to Japan hence the question why would there be a rhino in japan

[VolcanoMarciano]

Srsly? wtf japan...

[Brunstead]

This is amazing.

[hermyhalloween]

PERFECT music!!

[PapagenoJuan2]

that was nuts, lol

[dog2547]

 cracked.com

[skyestheword]

CRACKED SENT ME HERE !!!

[Ninjistic]

@skyestheword go fuck yourself

[skyestheword]

@Ninjistic eat shit cunt

[MixSage3]

meanwhile in Japan...

[BloodlustKid]

They must be Remi Gaillard fans.

[PlutoMute]

(To the top comment) OH! And don't forget, throw a bucket at it. . .

[alastairward]

Cracked

[RiskyCricket]

1:07 OH MY GOD! It's ear fell off! ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!! ANIMAL CRUELTYYYY!!!!!

[xenniex2]

worst drill ever? Had this been real, at least 3 guys were in danger of being killer during the whole thing.

[izwald1]

Japan you crazy!

[AgnarchyBeats]

I really don't think that little net is going to stop a real rhino from kicking your ass.

[Eddy1701]

Weird how they use dramatic music for such a strange event.

[Phriendship]

You have to see their giant robot drill!

[yuunyuuzhan]

cracked ftw

[chitoryu12]

Japan is safe from escaped video game characters once more.

[OrangeTealSky]

What the fuck Japan?

[tehsuperepicpwnzor]

This isn't normal. But in Japan it is. Japan - not even once.

[seafoamwinter]

Hahah

[TheFXTester]

Why am I watching this?

[LadyTasera]

This is hilarious, I really want to visit a Japanese zoo now.

[glowworm2]

I hope that when a real rhino escapes from the zoo and it falls down after being tranquilized, its ear won't fall off like this one.

I loved the intense music.

[basser]

The music is the best part.

[LutMejiaJ]

GODZILLA!!!! GODZILLA !!!!

[kevintothe11]

Fuck this shit, I don't feel like commenting.

[ilikerunninginsanely]

rhino cAPTURING 101



[SIDETRACKEDpenguin]

i liekt he one with the drunk dude in a bear costume and he gets tranquilized :D by a shotgun and only the japanese would do this

[MrJamieb18]

It was almost like the rhino was dancing

[Godfreh]

I started laughing right when the video started. Oh my god xD

[hman9981]

nice shot!

[SuperSpeedy2000]

Dear Japan peoples: What the fuck....? I mean only a retard can be tricked my a hovering rhino without moving its legs.....

From Everyone els who watched this XD  thumbs up

[NicktheDel]

1. poke with stick 0:21

2. push visitor to the ground, then throw urself also on the ground 0:30

3.throw a bucket at it 0:39

4. fire a dart gun 0:54

5. throw a net on it 1:02

i learned today

[NicktheDel]

wow! what happens if its a real thing

[BPJBRO24]

wtff this is retarded

[pidman009]

Dear, Japan

Cut it out guys, seriously what the hell?

Love,

The rest of the world

[slapback68]

we can all tell its fake

[MsArrada]

Why?

[reformprefrom]

What was the idea with the bucket? 

[ShaolinDeadlyGamers]

I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. I'm glad everyone survived.

[Naproxenum]

they do that for lulz.

[RemBot2000]

They have waaaay too much free time.

[itimiii]

Holy shit.... Is that rhino gunna be ok?!

[henrry408]

after gozilla nothing scares us!!!

[mokay14]

this is dumb mad ppl gone die if the listen to these ppl rhino= run 4 ur life. to stop a rhino fast u should keep a gun ready lol

[SharpieSabre]

Good idea if the times come though

[kazzemg]

video =shit

music =crap

video+music=awesome

[chickenpoper]

Yeah! Go Japanese with their weird fetishes and tentacle porn! Yeah!

[shummyshum]

pretty sure a rhino would just kill them... ALL, if you got close enough to poke it with a stick

[theshlooper]

his ear came off!!

[NicktheDel]

seems like a movie, but its just japan

[SuperJalambo]

передурки

[revorocks123]

That was INTENSE!

[TheRestila]

its a drill if a animal gets out

[AMDPH3N0MX4]

fail



[desalator33]

rhino guy 1: lol dude i just farted

rhino guy 2: O_O

[TheW49B]

WTF?

[xmxdxsx]

asians are SOOO fucking weird.... Seriously.

[silverknight009]

@xmxdxsx YOU'RE WEIRD. :P

[ENT3S]

:S

[knaggelpuff]

Yea.. I really think that massive net would stop a Rhino!? Not!

[Hausartikel]

Standard

[mongoferd]

0:39 kinda fail?

[LukasM86]

So you mean to tell me that I can stop a rhino using nothing but a volleyball net and a large wooden stick? Who would've guessed, thanks Japan!

[FelipexProductions]

thats.....AWESOOOOOOME!!!!!!!

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

yeah like a rhino is going to stop by poking it with tree branches

[falloutkid00]

why is everything in japan so creepy and gay

[Ziffelzoovop]

well...it works!

[jack63kids]

They should have given the guy with the bucket a chance - he was getting the situation under control and then they come in all guns blazing.

Music was awesome, just needed one of those breathy, over excitable voice-overs saying: Next, after the break, we'll show you how it could all go horribly wrong! And then show a reconstruction using - maybe - men in a plastic rhino suit charging around while lots of guys in hard hats long on askance, maybe with the odd bucket! = ; - )

[Burningmace]

0:41

Zookeeper used Bucket.

Bucket was not very effective.

[anode7]

こういうの見ると日本って平和だなってつくづく思う

サイにバケツ・・・バケツってｗ

[emsy394]

I think that's really smart acually..

[oguRR123]

bhuahuaaha this is hilarious!!!!!!

[ghafm]

lol I like the special effects and the music.

[Dudedudemoney]

That was intense 

[Arnz01]

lol at the guy with the bucket at 0:38. So intense!

[kazzemg]

IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT THIS IS THE VIDEO WITH THE MOST SUSPENSE AND ACTION OF ALL TIME!!

[hokeboy]

It's a training video

what to do when attacked by a rhinocerous

1. stand still with your hands in the air while someone pokes it

2. lie down

[tehcexymeowmix]

they should make a feature film out of this

[whatsittooye]

huh.

maybe getting nuked does something to the brain

[d4n2y1]

WHAT THE F***

[Yazora]

they should test this method with a REAL rhino and see how that pans out

[Mysticsloth]

waidasecond.. u tell me that rhino wouldn't break through that net-fence-thing and tackle the workers?? XD

[PockyWord]

wtf

[Tayjinglai]

the ear torn apart! 1:08

[poukichi]

What are they trying to catch with those nets... Fish? I'd really like to see a real rhino test out their drills for a change.

[Akiralon]

Curse you volleyball nets! How did you know my one weaknese! Curse you humans!

[matthewz07]

OMG !! PINATA !!!! PINATA !! HONEY GET MY BASEBALL BAT IM GONNA WHACK ME SOME CANDIES !!

[arapanasati]

I hope those people that the rhino hit were alright =[

[LilKohana]

Actually the MN Zoo does a drill similar to this every once and a while, just to go through the motions of what to do, and to find out what the zoo could improve in case there was a real emergency.

[MrMistery101]

:40 Its not the lolrus...you can't bait with a bucket!

[iieevv]

wheres Godzilla >:(

[sterkfontaine]

All this video needs is Steven Segal!

[trip7shark]

Japan running out of whales to eat?

[damo0503]

If that was a real escaped angry rhino what the fuck are those nets going to do?

[SilverAndBlu3]

104 thought it was a huge pinata with candy inside.

[tuvtub]

OH MY GOSH ITS A RHINO WITH 8 LEGS

[kulhamex69]

FAKE

[sangravore]

@kulhamex69 really?

[DiepSpartan117]

I know there making a movie

[c1o5ry1991]

*Shoots*

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN OW!?"

[loltrademe]

all that for a rhino?

[ViETxSOULJAx]

wtf is this? japanese larp

[Shinobimon]

I'm sorry but in real life it would be storming and running around wildly, not walking casually. And the people that let themselves be trampled by a tiptoeing fake rhino are lame!

[bbbbbb222222]

I want that job!, well except for the dart part