The Angry Rant

[hamlands1]

this guys a GDI, he needs his ass kicked. hes not even a cool douchebag, hes the squrrilly punk in high school who went to college and now thinks hes hard. "god i love sun kiss" = "eat a gun"

[Joemoma221]

@hamlands1 thats pretttyy spot on actually. Except! Didn't go to college. And I don't think I'm hard, really. Unfortunately I've never been in a fight. I dont understand why not, I kinda act like an asshole sometimes. PROBABLY because I only associate with people who aren't stuck-up douchers. By the way, eating a gun wouldn't kill me. I could try for hours and hours.. I would just look silly.

Oh and I apologize for enjoying that soda on camera.

[TerroristKiller1]

Sombrero's Taco Shop is better than Taco Bell (anxiously waiting for you to come kill me)

[Musician4231]

SHOUT OUT TO ARUNDEL 

[ScaryIntentions]

1:42 or just press 2

[Rockstar12722]

Check out Drunken Absurdity's channel and the dude that rants on there. A lot more intense to the point than this guy. 

[leader9cyclon]

hahahahaha 5:18

[Lolipopkissises]

I barley talk in the hallways of arundel high..... And I'm black.

.-.

[MrZackcox]

im curious what brandon salyers said to this video.

[JRust17]

groups off black chicks in the hallway are known as the black rings of death

[mrcallofdutyjunkie]

dude i can totally relate i go to North County and i fucking hate when the damn black girls fuckin wont move forward in the hallway and then if u say one damn thing they tell you off in the most loud and annoying voice.

[TheScotemalan]

I still watch this video often after three years haha. I live in Anne Arundel Country MD as well! I went to Chesapeake High in Pasadena. I'm at UMD now though.

[alex2410]

How can you NOT be serious..its fuckin true what you are saying. I agree.

[beederules]

I fucking love taco bell. If you try to tell me there's something better than taco bell...I will FUCKING kill you.

[TheSadandalone]

don't insult gay people by comparing us to lacrosse players

*shudders*

we're not that bad

XD

[Joemoma221]

@TheSadandalone hahaha i like that

[ixDestroyx]

arundel.... do you live in maryland?

[jaycheese317]

the fact that this doesnt have a million views is utter bullshit

[Joemoma221]

@jaycheese317 help me out then! lol

[rickjames240]

everything is true arundel sux

[kibaaka123]

I live in your area i'm pretty sure so i can relate to EVERYTHING you said. I have no stronger hate towards anything like i do for laxbros. Ya hear that seth thompson? Your a fuckin asshole!! Lol

[MrBigMOproduction]

im loling so fucking hard4

[SomeRandomWhiteKids]

i fucking love u, i agree with u on evertthing in this :D

[littlekidlover569]

this has opened my eyes. i play lacrosse and the way he described me and my team.. was so accurate haha

[NCLAninja19]

yeah i know all "lax bros" are douche bags but i just play lacrosse....im not a douche about it.

[SINGINGFORADREAM]

@ims0ill your a twit why dont you shut your total uneducate mouth, people like yo make the word the troublbled place it is, so when you have something nice to say open it. your TRASH

[Joemoma221]

@SINGINGFORADREAM You probably shouldn't misspell the word "uneducated" when trying to insult someone's education level. I don't know if this was directed at me or @ims0ill, but you should definitely look into developing a sense of humor. Its people like you that make the world look like they have a stick up their asses.

[punksk8r1792]

@Joemoma221 Or a tampon up their dick as I'd like to say.

[blondebaby981]

maybe get my penis touched.

[dloc0925]

this never gets old

[m3lakneee]

i freakking love you. follow me @M3LAKNEE

[Hunter1825]

LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS

[jmb12321]

I saw you at Fuji once o_O

[TheJohnnyDMusic]

hahahha man you are fuckin hilarious

[Teknowledge93]

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA Arundel lol

i went there lol

[AlecFlugruger]

why are you commenting if you don't like it its hilarious don't comment and start talking shit if you don't like it

[Alives242]

Fake and gay!

[timjseg]

@Alives242 'How is this fake dumbfuck?

[Alives242]

@timjseg

Stop fucking trolling u keyboard warrior get a fucking life

[timjseg]

@Alives242 oh yea how in the fuck am i trolling you fucking mad bro? Look how fucking dumb you are you didnt even answer my question

[Alives242]

@timjseg Cause i posted that 6 months ago meaning! you had to back track through the comments to see it so Stop trolling fuck gay boy!

[timjseg]

@Alives242 Once again you didnt answer my question look how stupid you are you cant even spell

[NRX888]

your a fucking queer

[indyelmo]

I fucking love you.

[Kandisimo]

You're hilarious! Haha.... and I agree, Taco Bell is the shit!!

[bmxerbarak]

now is the time i rape the fuck out of the subscribe button!

[animecrazy99]

one day at arundel i saw a lax bro walking down the hall way shouting out "I CAN PLAY LACROSSE I CAN PLAY LACROSSE!!!" that made my day

[blove2345]

BAHAHAHAHHAHA oh. My fucking God. You are fucking hilarious, dude. And you are SMOKING hot. God damn!

[y0itsdaniela7]

this should have WAY more views.

[luclunar]

friends on facebook! fuck yes

[xxxglitterglamxxx]

You're not funny. At all. You're just trying too hard to be funny and it's not working. And it's a shame because you're definatlely sexy when you don't talk...

[bmxerbarak]

@xxxglitterglamxxx are you a black girl?

[xxxglitterglamxxx]

@bmxerbarak wtf. no....why?

[bmxerbarak]

@xxxglitterglamxxx cause black girls are so fucking annyoing and well... you are too

[Ltjrevival]

@xxxglitterglamxxx you can't even spell and you're probably a stripper. fuck off

[ElaraDione]

Hahaha does this arundel high happend to be in md?

[YayoCummins]

@ElaraDione yea



[ritasteiger]

Groucho Marx called he wants his eyebrows back.

[CrankBot286]

the Lecross shit was funny

[thend1424]

eat lightbulbs

[deepmaidenforce]

@Joemoma221 at Waugh chapel at goldstone or chipotle or something lol

[Joemoma221]

@deepmaidenforce ooh I work at the GNC right next to it so probably lol

[deepmaidenforce]

OMFG my sister saw you today!!!!

[Joemoma221]

@deepmaidenforce haha where?

[GimmeChapstick]

AMAZING. SIMPLY PERFECTION.

[hypoglycemix]

oh that shit is fuckn hilarious

[TheSouthrunner]

andrew bielers alive. just saw that fucker the other day

[NappyPappy4life]

i used to go to arundel...now i go to old mill....old mill has the WORST black people ESPECIALLY BLACK GIRLS

[xEnVyyy]

Funny but chipotle is god!

[AcousticNoise]

Oh my god... You are my hero. You have read my mind and spread it to the world. Keep on ranting! Fuck all of those beer pong-loving, lacrosse-playing haters that leave angry comments. You kick ass.

[uscoastguard7]

Shot is funny as hell

[HeliumTunes]

i bet you got your ass kicked at school, by all the black kids and the lacrosse team. But dude your awesome!!!

[Joemoma221]

@HeliumTunes lol nope. No one had a problem with the video. The black kids liked it haha

[lollypoplover09]

i actually can recite this entire thing..i watch it like 5 times a day. and i cry laughing every time.

[dloc0925]

this is brilliant

[bullahdodopsydo]

i types in fucking awesome beer pong shit? why did this come up? lol

[FincH161]

i want my 8 mint's back

[expresslax]

hah im a lacrosse player but this is soooooo funny dude

[md3freak]

dudddeee i met you on the light rail after the orioles game...you the fucking man

[Joemoma221]

@md3freak haha did i say anything fucking stupid?

[Healy302]

saw you on the light rail ahahahah

[Joemoma221]

@Healy302 is that where i was? haha jk but really i was on another planet i think..

[luckygirl1505]

EVERYONE POOPS!!

[Spwee1494Halo]

I can't even believe the accuracy of everything you said. I love it. Glad you did it before I decided to say something. Also, it was really funny =]

[kimsmith37]

You... Are a bro.

[samilyx3]

i love watching this & seeing all 127,811 views .. you went to Arundel , i went to south river :) this is justt great.

[Ltjrevival]

@samilyx3 same here. my friends and i fucking hated the lacrosse players at south river and used to crack up when this video came out

[iLiketurtlez21]

@Ltjrevival it's cool we didn't like you either

[bayuyay]

hahahaha are you gay>?

[Joemoma221]

@bayuyay haha no? What about this video would make you think that?

[angelinalikesya]

94 people love beerpong or play lacrosse.

[choadsinmy]

Guess this kid sucks at beer pong

[Joemoma221]

@choadsinmy lol actually just played it again recently. Still pretty good. Still hate it lol

[American260]

haha this guy knows a lot of shit

[Joemoma221]

@American260 lol i got plenty more i could say.

[22bbreth]

lax players can go fuck themselves

[Lizzle124]

this is fucking great hahahahahahaha

[animecrazy99]

me and my friends go to arundel and we constantly quote this video, thank you so much for posting this

[Iwanttolol1]

tomorrow in schools around the US a special group of douche bags will begin trying out for the gayest sport known to man... lax

[riley12345677]

ay ayy blue... NICE BUTT hahahahha NICE AASSSSS hahah high fives all around

[reginabelll]

light bulbs

[CrunkKitty1]

I didn't stop laughing. OH GOD YOU ARE AWESOME!

....do me.

[ryansmith1134]

@patombomb:

that is so true lax players are so f*ckin annoying

[PatomBomb]

what you said about lax players could NOT be more true

[elchupacabrajyo]

you've obviously never had qdoba dude.

[Joemoma221]

@elchupacabrajyo guess not. Whats that?

[forensic2010mnr]

@Joemoma221 It is a Mexican restaurant. I think it's pretty good, but most people think it's not that good. Try it some time.

[elchupacabrajyo]

@Joemoma221 It's like chipotle, but it doesn't suck. And the one in columbia is half price on tuesdays:D

[acekilla11]

Just. FUCK. xD

[823Sparrow]

u've defined high school life

[Kaprah91]

3:08 minutes into this shit and I fuckin LOVE IT!!!

[Joshoman66]

this guy is Fucking Halarious. Lax bros fucking suck and most black girls are very fucking annoying.

[johngoo343]

Taco Bell sucks

[Benluvspieok]

ihave to shit

[sophayy12]

"god i love sunkist"

[GishEagle]

whiter version of Barack Obama

[TheFieldsOfCheddar]

this is my favorite video on youtube, ever. if you're able to make another one just like this but with other complaints, do it. if not, leave it alone because this is legendary. you should message me with a download link so i can put this on my ipod:D the video file, i mean. because i need the facial expressions ... hahahaha. anyway, extremely well done.

[broadshoulderbeaver]

I smell an in the closet mommas boy who is in denial.................Can you smell it?

[Joemoma221]

@broadshoulderbeaver or... just a really sarcastic person.

[22bbreth]

@broadshoulderbeaver or your just a homo that plays lax... fagget

[11parv]

is it weird that your my life?

[VR4V]

hahahah sooo funny. <3

[crackercrew12]

Dude i live in baltimore and i must say ur the fucking man u r fucking smart and ur so rite about everything

[11parv]

YOU'RE THE SHIT. omg i live by this.

[cyclonematt13]

arundel MD?

[Warf3reHD]

@cyclonematt13 i live in md and going to arundle lul

[LITTLEdutchBOi]

@cyclonematt13 yes

[SuperBlackman22]

My friend.... Youve taught me sooo much... i see life in a new perspective right now.... i think im going to go chew on a lightbulb.

[basserist206]

ill behonest, i lovebp and its gotten my dick wet before. maybe not a blumpkin, i cant poop and get head at the same timebecause its against my religion but other than that i love bp the rest of the video was unrelated to me because i didnt go toyour school. it was probably funny if it was relevant to me but it wasnt so i kept a poker face. all i can leave you with is this quote by the late great george carlin, 'Rat shit Bat shit dirty old twat, 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hooray,lizardshit fuck

[rtelecaster]

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen! lol

[revenge12212012]

all those are so true and dude you made me cry with laughter XD, and pretty much everyyyyything you just said is sooo true. taco bell kicks ass black girls can be soooooo fucking annoying lol not tryna be racist or sexist its just they think they own the fucking world! and i swear its not just lax its all the big dumbass braindead football players and other sports people jeez go shoot yourselves! and yes the girls that want sympathy for something they got drunk and did willingly need to shut up

[heyjayyay]

haha Ariana Grande liked this video. :P 

[lk0micho]

@heyjayyay shes hawt

[Joemoma221]

@heyjayyay lol i'm talking to her on facebook right now

[heyjayyay]

@Joemoma221 No way! I'm so jealous! Tell her I say hi!!!

[xalliis0nx]

tacobell sucks dick

[Joemoma221]

@haleyflavia yeah i've actually never had a relationship that was less than like 8 months long.. this video is an absolute joke. I'm not like this at all...

[SamanthaOrem]

@haleyflavia

are you kidding? everything he said was true...and i'd date him.

[SamanthaOrem]

taco bell is fucking amazing.

[sehelmick03]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I LOVE YOU.

[NYsportsfan088]

Well said minus chipotle. How do you not like sour cream

Fuck Lax

[sycobych29]

hhahahaha im in love

[harojamesninja]

wat year did u graduate from arundel?

[Joemoma221]

@harojamesninja 2009 buddy

[fball1lax2]

dude i am a lax bro n u made me laugh my ass off i dont even give a shit i say make another video n taco bell is the mightiest fast food of all time everyone else shut the fuck up kfc blows dick

[mjb31209]

Woop woop woop.

[ycbyfb]

Literally every single thing you said was the same at my high school. well put

[mattyD8]

dude are you talking aboout arundel high school in annapolis MD? cause i go to a high school very close to their

[Joemoma221]

@mattyD8 yeah its actually not in Annapolis but in that area

[mattyD8]

@Joemoma221 yea dude i go to damascus high school which is kinda near their

[Joemoma221]

@mattyD8 oh yeah i've talked to some people from there too

[NYsportsfan088]

Robinson Fairfax, VA

[dolhionronbrown]

yes lacross players r gay. damn way to put the best shit all into one video.. me and my bro are actually considering goin on a road trip to meat u hahaha

[koalashooter1]

Haha man our cross country team destroyed arundels team this year.

[memei8613]

KFC > TACOBELL

[MrRedraider2015]

Funniest video ever

[innerjuke24]

Hahahahaha

[jacobstapleford]

wannabe daniel tosh

[uchihawind]

FUCK YOU !

CHIPOTLE IS AMAZING DICKHEAD.



[cbrink2010]

why cant you go to parties??

[Joemoma221]

@cbrink2010 ha that was back in high school. I got in a lot of trouble and was on strict watch by my parents lol.

[cbrink2010]

why cant you go to parties??

[7vic11]

I feel like you would get along great with daniel tosh

[Joemoma221]

@7vic11 lol i totally would

ok let me say something. i complain ab