Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh

[fs10inator]

Ahh... memories. I haven't been watching this in 2 years - and I still laughed!

[Ch33zx]

I wanna give you some dick

[RatasVadumee]

"I don't know where to start." "My Dick" that line gets me every time XD

[MedsforMelancholy]

Love you Waldfield. This is my favorite sport.

[Etnies6307]

HaHaHa

Roo:I dont know wherer to start?!

Tiger:My Dick!!

LoL Dude this is Hilarious!!

[Cazz814]

Honey!

[MrEtNkT]

lol "take yoo homm and fuk yoo!"

[4lifedcskater15]

haha wtf

[LeviathanMist]

"Nooo! P-pooh, I'm c-celibate!" "NO YOU'RE NOT!"

[peeweecx]

If they made winnie the pooh like this I would definetly be a hardcore fan. It would be right up there with other legends like south park!

[avalanchesuperstar]

You're never too small to fuck tigger.

[Christian9484]

FUCK ALL YOU KIDS OUT THERE FUC KLOTS OF PEOPLE!!! 1:10

[krayzcoyote]

Ah, the hilarious sound of my childhood being defiled.

[QueenLuver123]

LOL!!!!!

[rabiesx86]

I almost forgot about this.

[mcmonkey001]

I want to touch your bass, I mean butt, I mean checkts.

[tonniterska]

Cracks me up every single time.

[mrkm5600]

In Friday the 13th, 500 Likes & 10 Dislikes

[mrkm5600]

Can I Flag?!

[BlackSabbath86]

@mrkm5600 No.

[SamppaHeikki]

quickly press 2 for a bird blowjobin winnie the pooh

[ozzfestfan01]

@SamppaHeikki its a squirrel

[PaulieDeMafia210]

My childhood committed suicide at the first 30 seconds.

[Cazz814]

"I'm celebet" "No you're not!"

[Jayblin]

The way Pooh says "Honey" after Piglet makes it clear he isn't very good at saying no has to be one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever heard.

[Talic3]

"Rabbit sucks dicks"

This may be the best motto ever. While it appears to be 3 simple words, it can actually mean a plethora of definitions, depending on your interpretation.

[ThomasDeCosteTV]

Touch Me Tigger!!!

[Kuraushi]

childhood = ruined

[athomicritics]

@Kuraushi THANK YOU INTERNET AND RULE 34 RUINING YOUR CHILDHOOD SINCE 1985

[ferretyluv]

He turned this into a short story. it was truly epic.

[erickjansenio]

the music!! It is just like hentai LOL!

[ToonLinkHox]

ROO:It's always safer with a friend.

TIGER:Yep, but you still have to be careful.

ROO:Really?

TIGER: NO, NO, NO, (NOT UNDERSTOOD WORD)!! UH-UH!! DON'T EVER WORRY!!!.

Epic.

[Charmolution]

@ToonLinkHox

Nope-eroo.

[ferretyluv]

@ToonLinkHox It's "noperoo".

[ToonLinkHox]

I'D FELL SAFER INSIDE. COULD YOU SHOW ME HOW!!

[ToonLinkHox]

I, WANT TO, TOUCH YOU!!

[flamingspinach]

Oh, now I understand the reference in Dirty the Pooh and the Hundred Acre Shitpile, lol

[awsomelama]

This is funny cause I grew up watching this. Who knew if you rearranged it a bit it would be so fucked up

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

As of 2011, I find this funny oh SO many levels...

[aerocmetallica1995]

What the fuck did I just watch? LOL

[Ollo3000]

Touch me, Tigger.

[SUPERspark64ify]

LOL your demented, but hilarious!!! XD

[ILikeDinos22]

LMFAO TIGGER was the best XDDD

[Tomservo3Alt]

Just finished reading the NOVILIZED version of very uncensored Winnie The Pooh!

[kataang4everever]

Looks like he's going to kill his mom and dad!

[PinguPenguin23]

this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo funny

[MeetTheBeaf]

This is important, but you can help, Eeyore. You can suck my dick, bitch.

Made me laugh so hard.

[FrankTheShyGuy]

I want to touch your bash...

I MEAN, butt...

I MEAN, tits.

[The42ndStreetMutant]

RABBIT SUX DIX

[FishTitan64]

FUNK YOU EEYORE

FUNK YOU LONG-EARS

[mandymefine]

fucking is what tigers dose best

[Pictoron]

This is underrated

[MegaAdam1000]

My childhood has been raped almost as badly as Piglet.

[SargentShooter]

"Could you show me how?" "Here's how" WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO

XD

[wingebag]

Fuck?

Fuck.

[myettechase]

I will NEVER look at Tigger the same way again.

[PrinceWatercress]

I CERTAINLY LEARNED A LOT

[AKADarkieReborn]

@PrinceWatercress F U C K.

[PrinceWatercress]

@AKADarkieReborn After all, my motto is "Rabbit Sucks Dick."

[RiseOfTaj627]

Fuck All You Kids Out There LOL

[Colbynfriends]

Owl had a f----up dream xD

[Burromovie]

haha great video.

and great last comment for me. :)

[Dragonrider1227]

Childhood officially raped XD

[xerochi]

Fuck you Owl! (shove)

[ThePurpleEnchilada]

After all, my motto is "Rabbit sucks dick!" XD

[Foreignhedgehog]

And fuck you Eeyore with all of your Emo shit.

[Foreignhedgehog]

Fuck you Eeyore, fuck you long ears, fuck you Owl!

[Mannike54]

Really? I didn't know it was celibate, I thought piglett said I'm so stupid.

[BoogerCheeze]

What a bunch of dick holes

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Consider your childhood fucked.

[AKATheTitan]

Fuck all you kids out there!

[lipsinger1992]

hahah that is so hilarious

[mcran4]

Rabbit should have sex with tigger after all my motto is do do do do Rabbit sucks dicks

[HNNOtv]

Tigger is a pedophile.....

[Shoes742]

Touch my BAAAASSSSSS!!!!

[BoogerCheeze]

"I dunno where to start" "My dk"

[Gencoil]

This is important! But you can help, Eeyore. You can SK MY DICK, BTCH.

[panzermaus93]

whats the original name of the programm?

[Fredfredbug4]

@panzermaus93 "Too Smart for Strangers"

[Or4ANGEpm]

This video is LEGENDARY < :3

[MidnightMidna]

Ow, my childhood.

[ExquisiteDoom]

HAHAHA SO WRONG!

[ksym]

FUCK YOU BUDDY xD

[DOCTORTHISISPAIN]

1:48 it doesn't get much better

[CorisDavis913]

"Looks like he's gonna kill his mom and dad too!"

[thekodister]

holy shit i think i am in hell it finally happened

[TeenChibi]

Tiger is epic here!

[AmericanOldGlory]

"Fuck you, buddy"

[enker26]

tiger cursing was my favorite

specially "FUCK lots of people"

[WLDFLD]

Just wanted to say that the viddler version was taken down.

THIS ONE IS ALL THAT IS LEFT.

[therealkraas]

Bastards!

[sozaj]

Seems to happen a lot, doesn't it.

[therealkraas]

ARRGH MY CHILDHOOD.

[opplerdop]

1:03 OWL ABUSE!!!!

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

Awesomeness!!!!!

[Dandango123]

i said shut up, Long boat whore

[xXCloudKunXx]

@mrtorressayshello You mean "vhack"

[TyphoonBling]

omfg wtf epic

[TyphoonBling]

1:25

[nelishoofd]

i love yummy dicks

[Dandango123]

Shut up you dirty Viking.

[CrashBurnerXXEN]

I just tried to help you... or was it him? O.o

[Dandango123]

did....did you just copy and paste exactly what a wrote? is that a fail? I think so.

[CrashBurnerXXEN]

Not exactly, if you notice. there is one less . at Simpsons.... get ur own

Lol

[Monkeybutt22345]

holy shit this is one of the best splices ive seen.

[sillygramcracker]

Yep, definitely one of the best.

[Koronii]

YOU'RE NEVER TO FUCK TIGGER

[Dandango123]

wow rbpolsen, that line wasn't at all stolen from the Simpsons....get ur own material. Rimmeister.

[rbpolsen]

wow rbpolsen, that line wasn't at all stolen from the Simpsons...get ur own material. Rimmeister.

[rbpolsen]

Oh damnit.... this video reminds me of my days in 'nam...

[RumbleRedUK]

also, rbpolsen -- if that is your real screenname - you're punctuation' is terrible.. you' have used four [4] dots insteads of 3 [three].

[xxBANGitsaly]

after all, my motto is...

rabbit sucks dicks.

:3

[BlueMario1016]

Oh my god! So wrong, but yet so funny! LOL! XD

[PresidentLucario]

This is one of the funniest sentence-mixing videos I have ever seen.

The mixing was very smooth, and this was perfect for mixing up or Pooping. I had a grin and a lot of chuckles throughout this video.

[iamoctopi]

This is the best thing in the world

[TriggerheartExcelica]

Imagine how much weirder this would be if Christopher Robin was involved.

[TriggerheartExcelica]

Is that honey pot glued to Pooh's hand or something?

[xanfus]

fucking amazing! is this from some kind of child molestation or don't do drugs thing? lol i laugh every time i watch this thing!

[ThrilloVanHouten]

Wow...that's amazing manipulation!

[PwnzorBob]

I micspammed this on Team Fortress 2.

[coldkeyes]

lol

[CalamityAce]

I want to touch your tits? Either piglet is vastly overweight, or he has suddenly become a girl...

[MacabreBerries]

My motto is... *bow bowbow bowbow bow* the rabbit sucks dicks

[lumpycheesegames]

that's my favourite part,

[FelixPrismus]

wuddubunchuh dck hlth

[Zyborggian]

Fuck you owl is now officially one of the most epic lines in youtube poop

[daniel1982]

You are very late.

[SonicMasturbates]

Here's a question I'll posit to the community.

When Eeyore says "looks like he's gonna kill his mom and dad too," who's the he? Is he talking about Pooh? Piglet? Tigger? Someone else?

[b0mbcityrocker]

i always assumed he was talking about pooh, you must know the answer

[b0mbcityrocker]

i cried laughing the first time i seen this, waldfield (wldfld) will always be legendary to the ytp community, too bad hes probably not going to do more vids

[shikamaru668]

fuck you eore fuck you long ears fuck you owl lol

[SpyrotheDragonBoy200]

lawl 2:04

[sixsicksixes]

I'm pretty sure he's saying "tits" at :26.

[TheLegitMan93]

I agree.

[UberShyGuy]

Pretty hilarious how Waldfield got suspended by the new wussified YouTube for his videos being so "inappropriate." But when he comes back and has his best (and most "inappropriate") videos uploaded by others, there's no problem with them.

[SmashLiXs]

cause they're not well known

[thadea]

2:22

[genkouhande]

curses T_T... waldfield, how do i deal with this predicament?

[thadea]

waldfield would facepalm, while laughing

[WLDFLD]

hahahaha welcome to the world of getting dozens of "new comment" emails that have nothing but quotes from this video

[genkouhande]

it's true... T_T

:D

Lucky, we now have a complete transcript in the description. So please, pm WLDFLD with your quotes from now on. i'm 100% sure he'll be pleased and won't block you. XD

[RedLightBulbs]

"Looks like he's gonna kill his mom and dad too."

"Fuck you, Eeyore!"

[chillbilly21]

fuck you buddy

[JonathanClement140]

I just noticed that the video code up there has "fuxx" in it! XD

[adamhlava]

1:25-!:28 lol

[Out2lunchL8er]

Omg I'm dying of laughter here!!!

[canonballXD]

hONEY!

[theultrapaul123]

I want to touch you ass

[videogamelovergirl12]

my three faveorite parts:

1:f**k you eyore! f**k you longears! f**k! f**k! f**k you buddy! f**k all of you kids out there! f**k lotsa people!

2: touch me tigger! i wanted to give you some dick!

3: 2:22

4: you can help eyore! you can suck my dick,bi**h!

eyore: well, i do love yummy dicks!

[troysson81]

Um, 4?

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

Favorite part:

Pooh: Piglet! Uh...I...Want to to touch you.

Piglet: Noo! P-P-Pooh! I'm c-celibate!

Pooh: No, you're not!

Piglet: Pooh! Just talking about sex is SCARY!

Pooh: OH LET'S DO IT!

[Sociocidal]

This is so god damned awesome

[Stoh13]

This is so funny!!! Im not even sure which line to quote! Theres so many!! Fuck you owl! *hits owl*

*Tigger fuck dance/exercise*

[DeliriumBox]

1:54

But you can help Eeor, You can suck my dick bitch

[dante849]

I don't know where to start...MY DICK.

I lol'd so hard.

[SanjiX5]

F U BUDDY

[garthhh]

Taking this down is like taking the Mona Lisa out of the Louvre.

[1downpoison]

2:22 So that's how furry sex works...

[spiceyvideo]

Don't be hatin'

[DeliriumBox]

Oh my god it looks so real and hilarious

[andrewsgallini]

my childhood......

[AkorNbLaKE78]

lol this is funny.i got a question.can someone give me a site that you can watch the "Rainbow with disturbing sexual undertones?because it got taken off of utube

[youraftermyrobotbee]

After all, my motto is... Rabbit sucks dicks!

[ruphia]

I am weeping laughing.

Holy fucking god.

[carpeteater12]

WTF no where's walfield where's walrusguy Whats Going On!!!!!

[Darkwolf103]

Fuck All U kids out there! i LOLd

[CaptainPierceXx]

Ah, good times.

[HiLeonardo]

HONEY

[SephirothHeadAngel]

THIS VIDEO IS TEH LOL!!!!

[ONOESRAPEAPE]

This is probably the funniest vid on the whole jewtube.

[PikaMario]

Watch out Eyore, it might be a trick!

THSHIT!

[HoZKiNZPooP]

Applauds

[Xtremepieman]

Lmao. This just never gets old. I've watched this on Waldfields old account so many times I can remember every line in it :P .

[WLDFLD]

sometimes when i am cooking dinner i recite the entire script

[HiLeonardo]

I did that this morning while showering :(

[Mrarmageddon8]

Youtube should be renamed Jewtube.

[genkouhande]

irony... i was thinking more like nazis ... or commies (which ever)

[Murilliom]

It's always safer with a friend.

Yep, but ya still have to be careful.

Really?

No.

[shadowfreak1101]

Who knew the Hundred Acre Wood was so sex crazed? It's worse than Hyrule!

[gamabunta26]

lo fuckin l

[SqueeksoAo]

video ID has Fuxx in it

[pikminfan1998]

lol, "fuck all you kids out there!"

"fuck lotsa people!"

[bassmaster211]

funk!