I swear I heard Wesker's theme from Resident Evil 4 Mercernaries... so many of my favorite things in one video. Resident Evil, Assassins Creed, and harassing the city guards. :D
well, you're really good at throwing guards into stuff but, you kinda suck at sword fighting, no offense, you're probably better at it now since this was posted a few years ago
very funny video, your just walking trough the city and do whatever you like, but im pretty sad because the game doesn't work on my computer, but ill make it as soon as possible, by the way, great video!!!
i haven't played number 1 but you rock at it! I'm awesome in number 2 because you can disarm enemies and use it back at them and most of the time i don't even need a weapon and i can take on like 10 of them
Thats why I like the beginnings - you can explore the city in peace, nobody is trying to kill you when you accidentally fall off the roof and everything looks easier.....guards are fucking annoying but I love this game anyways ^_^
i wonder will they keep in the second one that ALTAIR CAN'T SWIM?! also i have a tip never use short blade againest a bunch a guards....or a templar.......there'll be a 75% chance you'll get owned without the level up of it the other 25% you might win.......cause i did
itd be awsome if in assassins creed 2 you get a spear that you can hold in front of you and stick anyone whos in your way then use it to block an alley or something.
1 reeeeally fun thing to do is that in acre there is a castle and at the entrance to the place to the left is a little 'boxing ring' that you can throw people in, i like trapping the retards to watch them cry
2:00 : listen carefully, ''find out where he went!'' Seriously, are they fucking blind? XD i love ur vid dude. i really like it when ppl do this kind of stuff in games, plz do it with other games too :D
lol one time I climbed a wall, one towner said "he's gonna hurt himself" then the exact same dude started throwing rocks at me lol, right after he said it
Dude hilarious I love the commentary. And when you're like "Get the fuck off my wood" and pushed him was seriously the best. Keep em' coming. I subscribed(:
I like when you were jumping threw that on building and someone got on your wood. And then you threw them off. Very funny. Assassins Creed is the best!!!
ROFL! i LOVE the part where you're about to kill the templar and your hidden blade is 2 inches away from his neck, then the newspaper spirals up and says "Asshole killed by Assassin!" 5 STARS! Favorited! Subscribed!
i hate it when i have like 50 gaurds on me its not a good day so i get owned but usaly ill just stand there and counter there attacks perfectly...not to brag 0_o
lol at 4:37
Big98Bob 3 months ago
assassin kills ss hole lol
aadilthewrestler 3 months ago
Boy: EXTRA EXTRA! Assassin kills asshole!
Man: Gimme that! Look at that asshole!
Assassin: Shut up. *kills*
fev days goes...
Boy: EXTRA EXTRA! Assassin kills that asshole man!
Assassin: Shut up. *kills*
TuntematonTyyppi619 5 months ago
Nice choice of song
Jorge1234274 5 months ago
"And now could we have a moment of silence for the dumbasses i've killed..."
XD
DanielSausen 6 months ago
Too cool .... Well done
lollosava 7 months ago
LOL "Assassin kills Asshole"
prankovalero 7 months ago
I swear I heard Wesker's theme from Resident Evil 4 Mercernaries... so many of my favorite things in one video. Resident Evil, Assassins Creed, and harassing the city guards. :D
VelMidreamer 10 months ago
@VelMidreamer You didn't heard wrong. now i just need to find a link for download....
ShadowTheDarkBR 3 months ago
Cool
Snipershootful 10 months ago
"Assassin kills asshole"
IM DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!!
dinobublz 11 months ago
4:43HEADSHOT lol
Shadowdarkorbit 11 months ago
guardian hax XD
gaca100 11 months ago
assasin kills asshole :P
hacking4ps3 11 months ago
well, you're really good at throwing guards into stuff but, you kinda suck at sword fighting, no offense, you're probably better at it now since this was posted a few years ago
ausauspatpat 1 year ago
"get the fuck off my wood!" that's what she said xD
ausauspatpat 1 year ago 3
lol hahaha tha's awesome XD
ur not helping the reputation, u just go around the city murdering random people! and tossing them around hahaha awesome great way of escaping btw ;D
coyote094 1 year ago
3:11 lol! pmsl
OLIVERBOOTH1 1 year ago
Third ones out, but i aint buying it yet, cause i havent even started the first one
MW2DISCOPRODUCTIONS 1 year ago
i love how he sits nxt 2 the 2 people and just.... HEY i didn't kill anyone
theman251313 1 year ago
lol so funny especially when the dead end cae he's just like wtf are you kidding?
XxPUNJABIGAMERxX 1 year ago
Anyone else only getting sound from 1 speaker? XD
Irodio 1 year ago
1.33 dead end hehehe
Yooki97 1 year ago
at 4:43 he didnt even hit!
arjentromp12 1 year ago
LoL The Guards Have WALL HAX!!!^^
germanpivotfreak 1 year ago
4:44 Talk to the hand BIATCH !
andr694b 1 year ago
the woman have to GTFO and u throw her into the water ??? at 1:29 or 1:30 around that ;D
andr694b 1 year ago
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT ASSASSSIN KILLS ASSHOLE
MrTTE1 1 year ago
4:25 - the guy in back just used cat-like reflexes!
Mawdkipz 1 year ago
short blade for the win
Preditiono 1 year ago
whats the point running ...find all of the fucking bastard guards and kill them..
Litepak10 1 year ago
love the resi 4 music^^ wesker's theme fits altaire perfectly .
XstummyluvX 1 year ago
that guy is kick ass with that blade that is under his hand
Killamatrix243 1 year ago
why does everyone in this game dissolve like a sugar cube in water, even altair?
what kind of master assassin cant swim >.>
Kaibutsu13 1 year ago
@Kaibutsu13 If you swam during that time period you were considered a Witch....but he's an ASSASSIN for crying out loud xD
BloodLineAuthor 1 year ago
@Kaibutsu13
Chain Mail. HEAvy. Sink. In assassin's creed 2, Ezio has plate armor, which is lighter so he can swim, but guards can't.
bakuball 1 year ago
thats alot of fuck
halowolfgirlpitbull 1 year ago
1:51 Altair can run forever cause he haz INFINITE STAMINAAA!!
LunarNightshade722 1 year ago
@LunarNightshade722 "You cannot run forever!" "Well, uh, yeah i can >3<"
BloodLineAuthor 1 year ago
LMFOA! XD UR FUNNY! XD
coolgirlyhotty 1 year ago
why is that yellow dressed women ran to the gate?
MrBlackjack2110 1 year ago
''now a moment of silence for the dumbass i killed'' lol
PHSYCOSOCIAL18 1 year ago
sandbox game ftw
lizerg700 1 year ago
GET OFF MY WOOD
!
koot100 1 year ago
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lizerg700 1 year ago
this is one of the unique characteristics of Assasin's Creed: DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! This is one of the many reasons i love this epic game!
panoscrash7545 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS GAME
hunterbot1234 1 year ago
is that Final Fantasy music?! XD At the beginning?
Epic video! XD
Elkkun 1 year ago
играть не умеет
Anstalexa 1 year ago
@Anstalexa a sam umejesh?
0Lauriina0 1 year ago
At 01:00. I would not run away, I would stand there, and kill EVERYONE that comes in my way. Slowly the place would fill up with corpses...
nowzadick 1 year ago
Wats ur gt u leg
BOUNTYHUNTER9Z9 1 year ago
:39 *squeak!* And dude, epic kill entering the main gate. >:D And, of course, epic ending.
drowningmouse 1 year ago
i bet this is exactly what he would be like in real life! you know...narrating everything he does...
ItsTheHood 1 year ago
"You cannot run forever!"
Actually, you probably can if you're Altair.
ItSparkii 1 year ago
nice vid ;D
apfelkillsyou 1 year ago
now lets take a moment of silence for the dumbass killed by me
MrSlimsh 1 year ago
i wish u could swim in this
phatwallet5 1 year ago
6:07 yeah ill just walk into this fence here
054martinm 1 year ago
lol how you randomly sit down after killing those assholes
054martinm 1 year ago
datz amazing
i rly want to play with u (i mean video games)
Lolplzgirl 1 year ago
Lol I liked the part with throwing the ladies over the railing, ut you need to stop cussing. Its kinda annoying and immature. No offense.
trubloo42 1 year ago
Ok...
This is like for -8 years old...
No seriusly :S u r not funny 3/5
Marcelz31 1 year ago
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ItSparkii 1 year ago
very funny video, your just walking trough the city and do whatever you like, but im pretty sad because the game doesn't work on my computer, but ill make it as soon as possible, by the way, great video!!!
Tutu0alex 2 years ago
lol
thebattlefront2 2 years ago
lol your funny! =D
coolgirlyhotty 2 years ago
Remember, kids! Don't be rude to anyone you don't know well! They might just go assassin apeshit on you and kill you!
Yukitosenpai 2 years ago 4
Lol can't he climb xD??5/5
452374567456 2 years ago
i haven't played number 1 but you rock at it! I'm awesome in number 2 because you can disarm enemies and use it back at them and most of the time i don't even need a weapon and i can take on like 10 of them
Robloxianbloxxer 2 years ago
i love taking random inocents and throwing them at like a store or somthing XD
MrQust 2 years ago
hes going to hurt himself....and when he does ,im not going to help him...lmao
dannybabyable 2 years ago
your freaking funny
nicolescualin 2 years ago
not impressive .anyone can fight like that...
Reisp9 2 years ago
you just made me laugh and love assassins creed even more great vid keep it up 5 stars
DrunkenEpicMasta 2 years ago
THAT GUARD HAD 2 KIDS AND A WIFE :O
Stickmanp00p 2 years ago 2
the end was cool!!!! awesome vid man!!!
madderfakker13 2 years ago
3:14 assassin killed asshole
haha^^
mryurisan 2 years ago
PrEAtTy FuNnY
ShawnTheSheep1 2 years ago
At 3:15 is he a templar?
MrCathal09 2 years ago
Are they arabic the people in the game?
DarkAngel677m 2 years ago
nice vid :D
SoulhunterofNFS 2 years ago
i usually do counter attacks. they dont always work tho
Raveman01 2 years ago
8:23 better get off hiz wood!
Tmin4h 2 years ago
8:44 hes right he is awesome!
Tmin4h 2 years ago
Lol u suckkkkk
83Tanguy 2 years ago
hahahaha
Tibobianek 2 years ago
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damn you suck at a/c
j1mmyarts 2 years ago
LOL
WAV3N 2 years ago 2
the 2nd is already out in america but in the uk its out on the 20th one day to go :)
Gravydigga 2 years ago 6
that was awsome!
AbelPR1 2 years ago 3
best city demas
jakethepoocake 2 years ago 3
Thats why I like the beginnings - you can explore the city in peace, nobody is trying to kill you when you accidentally fall off the roof and everything looks easier.....guards are fucking annoying but I love this game anyways ^_^
LarasDoppelganger 2 years ago 3
serious this video was kinda fun im getting my xbox360 this week finnaly .... and im going to get this game or version 2
mikekiller13 2 years ago 2
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It isn't yours unless you have it so you aren't getting, "my" Xbox-360.
Secondly, the game isn't sold in "versions," You say "I am getting the first one, or the sequel." Please and thanks.
silenthillmaster755 2 years ago
I've confirmed that you are a dink, and a homosexual.
Go do some shitty acting and go nowhere in life.
freemanmang 2 years ago
Why, because flaunting literacy is a passion of mine?
OH NO! *gasp* a gay joke! Nobody has EVER called me a homo before, thats fo sho!
silenthillmaster755 2 years ago 11
No, because only dinks and homosexuals correct YouTube comments
Besides, your grammar still sucks.
Tool.
freemanmang 2 years ago
are you fucking kidding me? dude you can climb walls lol
anniebath35 2 years ago 2
hey no offence but have u ever heard of a counter kill?
richmond2077 2 years ago
i wonder will they keep in the second one that ALTAIR CAN'T SWIM?! also i have a tip never use short blade againest a bunch a guards....or a templar.......there'll be a 75% chance you'll get owned without the level up of it the other 25% you might win.......cause i did
SoulShattered43 2 years ago
he can swim in the second one
brokennifeproduction 2 years ago
2nd one comes 17 november on ps3 and xbox 360
t4t544t4t4t4tt4 2 years ago
I was makin somethin like this but i had to abandon it cause some dumbass gave me a virus through email
aacadetmartinez 2 years ago
WHEN WILL THE 2ND ONE COME OUT!?
hemir9 2 years ago
wow at 6:47, thaat looks painful
NinjaKouxiong 2 years ago
cool RE4 wesker mercenaries music! too bad you cant swim in this game.
NinjaKouxiong 2 years ago
"Assassin kills asshole!" - LMAO xD
ritabennett 2 years ago
itd be awsome if in assassins creed 2 you get a spear that you can hold in front of you and stick anyone whos in your way then use it to block an alley or something.
HF565 2 years ago
1 reeeeally fun thing to do is that in acre there is a castle and at the entrance to the place to the left is a little 'boxing ring' that you can throw people in, i like trapping the retards to watch them cry
thingymuwatsit 2 years ago
And why in the beginning of the vid, when you where chased and got to a dead end, did you not just climb the wall????
revandarklordsith 2 years ago
*Altair throws woman into water*
Gaurd: HEY! You just killed an innocent civilian!
Altair: Dumbass, she's not innocent if she's in my way!
WHITEPOWER365 2 years ago
7:08 sorry abt that reflexes LOL happens to me too killing innocents in front of guards then getting in trouble coz of reflexes XD
mimikawaii7386 2 years ago
y he didnt fall of the cliff? was it a bug?
ps3loverBR 2 years ago
no it just happens somties in places like that
matty0l214 2 years ago
ahahahah Asasin kills areshole
gigawbo 2 years ago 2
epicness (subed)
auto1rib 2 years ago
Whats MOZZLETOFF mean?
rdanny1989 2 years ago
ur funny fun XD
klab3456 2 years ago
I love the funny part at 7:18 where he throws some ramdom guy down the stars
StrutDan4 2 years ago
LOL 1:30
THAT LADY I LOVED THIS GAME!!
ODDisODD 2 years ago
so ill just uhh
KILL YOU!!!
lmao favorite part
blue4you11 2 years ago
ha thats funny
redwing161 2 years ago
" Get the fuck off my wood! "
Best one XD
xPockyxLuvx 2 years ago
7:18 xDD
Josi8998 2 years ago
Ye that was flykick.
verq2909 2 years ago
nice Vid
cobrafazea 2 years ago
You're Funny :-p
TheWezel1995 2 years ago
lol u are funny
1990Mankind 2 years ago
praise be vigilantes
blacksunofficial 2 years ago
2:34
thecaacaaissmokey 2 years ago
haha "ok u stupid fuck" lol thats exactly what i would have said too
OwNiNgMoDe 2 years ago
lol
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zerotris 2 years ago
This is how i play this game, good commentary too! XD
D0mesticDisturbance 2 years ago
find out where he went....... oh no theres nothing suspicous about a man climbing a wall! :D
Mentalmaid 2 years ago
subscribed
pivotti6969 2 years ago
2:00 : listen carefully, ''find out where he went!'' Seriously, are they fucking blind? XD i love ur vid dude. i really like it when ppl do this kind of stuff in games, plz do it with other games too :D
vuur150 2 years ago
lol
Mfilmproducties 2 years ago
2:55
GOD222111 2 years ago
haha nice
clever and stupid
all teh makings of a good vid
btw, kinda random, but do you have the "eagles challenge" achievement?
jsut want to just your level of badassness :p
emofreakchild 2 years ago
OMGWTFBBQ !
MolotovShot69 2 years ago
lol 3:13 = assassin kills asshole!
AutoSk8ter 2 years ago
Lmao 6:47
spartan1039 2 years ago
hahaha love this video it's hilarious...your comments xDxD
terythay 2 years ago
lol love the part at about 4.45 wen a random goes ' he just killed a man' and the commentry is great man keep em comoing
PivotFan97 2 years ago
hahahaha i love 4:39
lintuslc 2 years ago
i love ur vids.....u just got another subscriber =)
anthon8ydan8iel 2 years ago
this is the best and funniest assassins creed video ive ever seen
xspydude 2 years ago
lol one time I climbed a wall, one towner said "he's gonna hurt himself" then the exact same dude started throwing rocks at me lol, right after he said it
AQUAMAN156 2 years ago
lol
DrQu4ntum 2 years ago
its better if you just stand there then when they strike, counter its way faster way of killing them
lobey2k8 2 years ago
epic nice one :D 5/5
TheBloodyerTheBetter 2 years ago
ftw 1:14 "I will cut j00"
Avak2 2 years ago 2
Dude hilarious I love the commentary. And when you're like "Get the fuck off my wood" and pushed him was seriously the best. Keep em' coming. I subscribed(:
TheChampJ17 2 years ago 2
assasin's creed is just fucked up on xbox.. shitty grafik + lag = baaaaad
#bad english ftw#
simterny 2 years ago
1:27 HAHAHAHAHAH XD
NIGHT2PWN 2 years ago
At the beginning of the vid, you should have pushed the guy off of the edge!
12buddy89 2 years ago
ahahaha 5 stars & fav !!! ;)
francescototti1290 2 years ago
haha "assassin kills asshole"
ItzMaXweLL 2 years ago 2
I'm going to buy assasin's creed :) it's so good game :)
helanteri 2 years ago 4
lol at 1:07 you here
"He killed someone"
Cenabomb100 2 years ago
LMAO get the fuck off my wood.
WOW someone in this city isn't retarded after all LMAO
johnmilo117 2 years ago
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Good but could have done without the stupid commentary.
THEREALSALEMAN 2 years ago
i love this vid its awesome its so funny how u just randomliy just fling that women rite down the water bridge LOl
coolcarsLancer 2 years ago
I like when you were jumping threw that on building and someone got on your wood. And then you threw them off. Very funny. Assassins Creed is the best!!!
gary38961 2 years ago
I love it when you throw that guy from the stairs xD
party1beast 2 years ago
hahahaha u throw the woman to the river rofl
0800boludo 2 years ago
ROFL! i LOVE the part where you're about to kill the templar and your hidden blade is 2 inches away from his neck, then the newspaper spirals up and says "Asshole killed by Assassin!" 5 STARS! Favorited! Subscribed!
Lazynade 2 years ago
HAHAHA funny =))=)) get off my wood :))
AlllphaAramiss 2 years ago
get the fuck off my wood lol
doodycat123 2 years ago
oh! jaja that's right you are funny XD
Julioxus 3 years ago
is OMGWTFBBQ arby or has it been around before ph33r made it?
mrqueticoman 3 years ago
GTFO this was funny
mrqueticoman 3 years ago
haha nice
THEMIZKID 3 years ago
-.-'
smiiile000 3 years ago
fuck fuckedy fuck fuck u like that word
budwin21 3 years ago
dude u r really frigin funny dude
cashman554 3 years ago
are the chases in this game like GTA? were you loose them then walkon street and cops act as they nether seen u b4?
360doug 3 years ago
Haha! -pushes random woman over a banister and into the water- "GTFO!!"
lookitsmon 3 years ago
i like when you drop people into the water :P
766789 3 years ago
re4 music:D
Miozi 3 years ago
lol 3:15 "Assassin kills Asshole!"
Padman767 3 years ago
LOL good video
kellark12A 3 years ago
i hate it when i have like 50 gaurds on me its not a good day so i get owned but usaly ill just stand there and counter there attacks perfectly...not to brag 0_o
spogman2 3 years ago