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  • lol at 4:37

  • assassin kills ss hole lol

  • Boy: EXTRA EXTRA! Assassin kills asshole!

    Man: Gimme that! Look at that asshole!

    Assassin: Shut up. *kills*

    fev days goes...

    Boy: EXTRA EXTRA! Assassin kills that asshole man!

    Assassin: Shut up. *kills*

  • Nice choice of song

  • "And now could we have a moment of silence for the dumbasses i've killed..."

    XD

  • Too cool .... Well done

  • LOL "Assassin kills Asshole"

  • I swear I heard Wesker's theme from Resident Evil 4 Mercernaries... so many of my favorite things in one video. Resident Evil, Assassins Creed, and harassing the city guards. :D

  • @VelMidreamer You didn't heard wrong. now i just need to find a link for download....

  • Cool 

  • "Assassin kills asshole"

    IM DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!!

  • 4:43HEADSHOT lol

  • guardian hax XD

  • assasin kills asshole :P

  • well, you're really good at throwing guards into stuff but, you kinda suck at sword fighting, no offense, you're probably better at it now since this was posted a few years ago

  • "get the fuck off my wood!" that's what she said xD

  • lol hahaha tha's awesome XD

    ur not helping the reputation, u just go around the city murdering random people! and tossing them around hahaha awesome great way of escaping btw ;D

  • 3:11 lol! pmsl

  • Third ones out, but i aint buying it yet, cause i havent even started the first one

  • i love how he sits nxt 2 the 2 people and just.... HEY i didn't kill anyone

  • lol so funny especially when the dead end cae he's just like wtf are you kidding?

  • Anyone else only getting sound from 1 speaker? XD

  • 1.33 dead end hehehe

  • at 4:43 he didnt even hit!

  • LoL The Guards Have WALL HAX!!!^^

  • 4:44 Talk to the hand BIATCH !

  • the woman have to GTFO and u throw her into the water ??? at 1:29 or 1:30 around that ;D

  • EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT ASSASSSIN KILLS ASSHOLE 

  • 4:25 - the guy in back just used cat-like reflexes!

  • short blade for the win

  • whats the point running ...find all of the fucking bastard guards and kill them..

  • love the resi 4 music^^ wesker's theme fits altaire perfectly .

  • that guy is kick ass with that blade that is under his hand

  • why does everyone in this game dissolve like a sugar cube in water, even altair?

    what kind of master assassin cant swim >.>

  • @Kaibutsu13 If you swam during that time period you were considered a Witch....but he's an ASSASSIN for crying out loud xD

  • @Kaibutsu13

    Chain Mail. HEAvy. Sink. In assassin's creed 2, Ezio has plate armor, which is lighter so he can swim, but guards can't.

  • thats alot of fuck

  • 1:51 Altair can run forever cause he haz INFINITE STAMINAAA!!

  • @LunarNightshade722 "You cannot run forever!" "Well, uh, yeah i can >3<"

  • LMFOA! XD UR FUNNY! XD

  • why is that yellow dressed women ran to the gate?

  • ''now a moment of silence for the dumbass i killed'' lol

  • sandbox game ftw

  • GET OFF MY WOOD

    !

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  • this is one of the unique characteristics of Assasin's Creed: DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! This is one of the many reasons i love this epic game!

  • I LOVE THIS GAME

  • is that Final Fantasy music?! XD At the beginning?

    Epic video! XD

  • играть не умеет

  • @Anstalexa a sam umejesh?

  • At 01:00. I would not run away, I would stand there, and kill EVERYONE that comes in my way. Slowly the place would fill up with corpses...

  • Wats ur gt u leg

  • :39 *squeak!*  And dude, epic kill entering the main gate. >:D And, of course, epic ending.

  • i bet this is exactly what he would be like in real life! you know...narrating everything he does...

  • "You cannot run forever!"

    Actually, you probably can if you're Altair.

  • nice vid  ;D

  • now lets take a moment of silence for the dumbass killed by me

  • i wish u could swim in this

  • 6:07 yeah ill just walk into this fence here

  • lol how you randomly sit down after killing those assholes

  • datz amazing

    i rly want to play with u (i mean video games)

  • Lol I liked the part with throwing the ladies over the railing, ut you need to stop cussing. Its kinda annoying and immature. No offense.

  • Ok...

    This is like for -8 years old...

    No seriusly :S u r not funny 3/5

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  • very funny video, your just walking trough the city and do whatever you like, but im pretty sad because the game doesn't work on my computer, but ill make it as soon as possible, by the way, great video!!!

  • lol

  • lol your funny! =D

  • Remember, kids! Don't be rude to anyone you don't know well! They might just go assassin apeshit on you and kill you!

  • Lol can't he climb xD??5/5

  • i haven't played number 1 but you rock at it! I'm awesome in number 2 because you can disarm enemies and use it back at them and most of the time i don't even need a weapon and i can take on like 10 of them

  • i love taking random inocents and throwing them at like a store or somthing XD

  • hes going to hurt himself....and when he does ,im not going to help him...lmao

  • your freaking funny

  • not impressive .anyone can fight like that...

  • you just made me laugh and love assassins creed even more great vid keep it up 5 stars

  • THAT GUARD HAD 2 KIDS AND A WIFE :O

  • the end was cool!!!! awesome vid man!!!

  • 3:14 assassin killed asshole

    haha^^

  • PrEAtTy FuNnY

  • At 3:15 is he a templar?

  • Are they arabic the people in the game?

  • nice vid :D

  • i usually do counter attacks. they dont always work tho

  • 8:23 better get off hiz wood!

  • 8:44 hes right he is awesome!

  • Lol u suckkkkk

  • hahahaha

  • LOL

  • the 2nd is already out in america but in the uk its out on the 20th one day to go :)

  • that was awsome!

  • best city demas

  • Thats why I like the beginnings - you can explore the city in peace, nobody is trying to kill you when you accidentally fall off the roof and everything looks easier.....guards are fucking annoying but I love this game anyways ^_^

  • serious this video was kinda fun im getting my xbox360 this week finnaly .... and im going to get this game or version 2

  • I've confirmed that you are a dink, and a homosexual.

    Go do some shitty acting and go nowhere in life.

  • Why, because flaunting literacy is a passion of mine?

    OH NO! *gasp* a gay joke! Nobody has EVER called me a homo before, thats fo sho!

  • No, because only dinks and homosexuals correct YouTube comments

    Besides, your grammar still sucks.

    Tool.

  • are you fucking kidding me? dude you can climb walls lol

  • hey no offence but have u ever heard of a counter kill?

  • i wonder will they keep in the second one that ALTAIR CAN'T SWIM?! also i have a tip never use short blade againest a bunch a guards....or a templar.......there'll be a 75% chance you'll get owned without the level up of it the other 25% you might win.......cause i did

  • he can swim in the second one

  • 2nd one comes 17 november on ps3 and xbox 360

  • I was makin somethin like this but i had to abandon it cause some dumbass gave me a virus through email

  • WHEN WILL THE 2ND ONE COME OUT!?

  • wow at 6:47, thaat looks painful

  • cool RE4 wesker mercenaries music! too bad you cant swim in this game.

  • "Assassin kills asshole!" - LMAO xD

  • itd be awsome if in assassins creed 2 you get a spear that you can hold in front of you and stick anyone whos in your way then use it to block an alley or something.

  • 1 reeeeally fun thing to do is that in acre there is a castle and at the entrance to the place to the left is a little 'boxing ring' that you can throw people in, i like trapping the retards to watch them cry

  • And why in the beginning of the vid, when you where chased and got to a dead end, did you not just climb the wall????

  • *Altair throws woman into water*

    Gaurd: HEY! You just killed an innocent civilian!

    Altair: Dumbass, she's not innocent if she's in my way!

  • 7:08 sorry abt that reflexes LOL happens to me too killing innocents in front of guards then getting in trouble coz of reflexes XD

  • y he didnt fall of the cliff? was it a bug?

  • no it just happens somties in places like that

  • ahahahah Asasin kills areshole

  • epicness (subed)

  • Whats MOZZLETOFF mean?

  • ur funny fun XD

  • I love the funny part at 7:18 where he throws some ramdom guy down the stars

  • LOL 1:30

    THAT LADY I LOVED THIS GAME!!

  • so ill just uhh

    KILL YOU!!!

    lmao favorite part

  • ha thats funny

  • " Get the fuck off my wood! "

    Best one XD

  • 7:18 xDD

  • Ye that was flykick.

  • nice Vid

  • You're Funny :-p

  • lol u are funny

  • praise be vigilantes

  • 2:34

  • haha "ok u stupid fuck" lol thats exactly what i would have said too

  • lol

    l

  • This is how i play this game, good commentary too! XD

  • find out where he went....... oh no theres nothing suspicous about a man climbing a wall! :D

  • subscribed

  • 2:00 : listen carefully, ''find out where he went!'' Seriously, are they fucking blind? XD i love ur vid dude. i really like it when ppl do this kind of stuff in games, plz do it with other games too :D

  • lol

  • 2:55

  • haha nice

    clever and stupid

    all teh makings of a good vid

    btw, kinda random, but do you have the "eagles challenge" achievement?

    jsut want to just your level of badassness :p

  • OMGWTFBBQ !

  • lol 3:13 = assassin kills asshole!

  • Lmao 6:47

  • hahaha love this video it's hilarious...your comments xDxD

  • lol love the part at about 4.45 wen a random goes ' he just killed a man' and the commentry is great man keep em comoing

  • hahahaha i love 4:39

  • i love ur vids.....u just got another subscriber =)

  • this is the best and funniest assassins creed video ive ever seen

  • lol one time I climbed a wall, one towner said "he's gonna hurt himself" then the exact same dude started throwing rocks at me lol, right after he said it

  • lol

  • its better if you just stand there then when they strike, counter its way faster way of killing them

  • epic nice one :D 5/5

  • ftw 1:14 "I will cut j00"

  • Dude hilarious I love the commentary. And when you're like "Get the fuck off my wood" and pushed him was seriously the best. Keep em' coming. I subscribed(:

  • assasin's creed is just fucked up on xbox.. shitty grafik + lag = baaaaad

    #bad english ftw#

  • 1:27 HAHAHAHAHAH XD

  • At the beginning of the vid, you should have pushed the guy off of the edge!

  • ahahaha 5 stars & fav !!! ;)

  • haha "assassin kills asshole"

  • I'm going to buy assasin's creed :) it's so good game :)

  • lol at 1:07 you here

    "He killed someone"

  • LMAO get the fuck off my wood.

    WOW someone in this city isn't retarded after all LMAO

  • i love this vid its awesome its so funny how u just randomliy just fling that women rite down the water bridge LOl

  • I like when you were jumping threw that on building and someone got on your wood. And then you threw them off. Very funny. Assassins Creed is the best!!!

  • I love it when you throw that guy from the stairs xD

  • hahahaha u throw the woman to the river rofl

  • ROFL! i LOVE the part where you're about to kill the templar and your hidden blade is 2 inches away from his neck, then the newspaper spirals up and says "Asshole killed by Assassin!" 5 STARS! Favorited! Subscribed!

  • HAHAHA funny =))=)) get off my wood :))

  • get the fuck off my wood lol

  • oh! jaja that's right you are funny XD

  • is OMGWTFBBQ arby or has it been around before ph33r made it?

  • GTFO this was funny

  • haha nice

  • -.-'

  • fuck fuckedy fuck fuck u like that word

  • dude u r really frigin funny dude

  • are the chases in this game like GTA? were you loose them then walkon street and cops act as they nether seen u b4?

  • Haha! -pushes random woman over a banister and into the water- "GTFO!!"

  • i like when you drop people into the water :P

  • re4 music:D

  • lol 3:15 "Assassin kills Asshole!"

  • LOL good video

  • i hate it when i have like 50 gaurds on me its not a good day so i get owned but usaly ill just stand there and counter there attacks perfectly...not to brag 0_o